/facepalm
Waiter, the restaurant stopped burning down.
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 08:51
#302
#Sonosuks
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 09:40
#303
#MugNhi2014
Aww. LET'S BURN IT AGAIN!
Waiter, why are you eating my soul?
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 09:45
#304
Oh helm yeah!
I dunno. Welcome to the jungle.
Waiter, swag IS a virtue.
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 09:51
#305
Behold, the evil squares take over the world
While that happens, behold, the evil squares take over the world
Pipipipipi sent out Litwick
The restaurant started burning
Waiter, the restaurant is burning again, also, I challenge you to a pokemon battle
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:45
#306
#Sonosuks
Sono used AK-47
It had no effect on the Ghost-type.
Waiter, I'm standing in the fire but it doesn't hurt.
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 17:52
#307
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Here, let me help
Litwick uses inferno
Waiter, I think I just killed Sonosuke, or maybe he's still alive
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:00
#308
#Sonosuks
I was just messing with ya. I'm already dead.
Waiter, I'm a ghost.
Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:06
#309
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Litwick, use Shadow Ball
The wild Sonosuke's ghost fainted
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 14:23
#310
ummmm...
Reporter: Sir what do you have to say about this?
Me: No comment.
Reporter: But, you were the reason this thread derailed. Weren't you? You left and...
Me: NO COMMENT! *Doorslam*
Waiter there's a derailed thread in my soup.
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 14:55
#311
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Too bad
Waiter, now I challenge you to a mining challenge, whoever gets the most ore wins. Here's a twist, we do the mining challenge in my soup
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 16:07
#312
#Sonosuks
*mines diamonds* I win.
Waiter, we're going on a bender IN MY SOUP!! *dives into soup*
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 16:26
#313
Oh helm yeah!
Oh no you don't. *Pulls Sonosuke out of soup by his toe.*
Waiter, let's go on a date!
(Yeah, Malkalack the creep is back. After escaping cocktail waitresses in another man' car.)
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 16:45
#314
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
You said Waiter, not Waitress
Waiter, Malkalack doesn't know the diffrence between waiters and waitresses
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 07:13
#315
What is waitresses? Can I eat it?
Waiter, I want a waitresses in my soup. Also, I need a fire extinguisher.
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 11:19
#316
Oh helm yeah!
Sorry, that waitress is my date.
Waiter, this soup is delicious! Mmm. Well done. Is that lamb?
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 12:07
#317
#Sonosuks
Well, lamb heart, to be exact. But Yes It Is!
Waiter, Malk and his date are in my soup.
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 12:34
#318
Oh helm yeah!
Give them some privacy!
Waitress, girl, we are chillin' inside Sonosuke's soup.
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 16:41
#319
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
What? HEY? WHY AM I IN THIS SOUP WITH THIS CREEP?
Meanwhile...
/sees Malkalack and the waitress
GO LITWICK
Waitress, I challenge you and Malkalack to a pokemon battle, and
Oh no, NOT AGAIN
THE RESTRANT IS ON FIRE
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:55
#320
#Sonosuks
Oh you can't be seerus.
Waiter, where is your Blastoise?
Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:57
#321
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
All I have is this Litwick, silly
Litwick uses ember
Waiter Faints
Litwick has reached level 41
Waiter, are you ok? Btw, Litwick is evolving
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:17
#322
Go Tyranitar! Tyranitar, use Thunder!
/thunder strikes the resteraunt, adding electrical fire to the fire
Lampert fainted! Tyranitar gained 596EXP
Waiter, there is thunder everywhere! Help me!
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:59
#323
Oh helm yeah!
FUS RO DAH!
Waiter, my butt has been impaled. Left cheek, really smarts.
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:44
#324
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Who cares
/sends out Mamoswine
Mamoswine, use Earthquake
/watches as the restrant becomes ruins with fire and thunder everywhere
Malkalack and Tyranitar fainted. Gained 1262EXP
/puts Mamoswine back in ball and sends out Lampent, who can't set fire to anything because the fire is inside
Lampent found something
It's a Dusk Stone
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Waiter, Lampent is evolving
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:41
#325
#Sonosuks
Le Gasp!
Waiter, this thread has gone so far off the rails.
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:52
#326
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Your right
Waiter, we need to stop all the pokemon refrences
/throws Chandelure out the already broken window, and hopes it has a good life eating souls
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:21
#327
#Sonosuks
Now that That's over
Waiter, there's pens in my soup.
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:23
#328
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
How dare you
Waiter, Pi thinks Sonosuke said a bad word, but now that you read this, you know he knows Sonosuke didn't
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 07:09
#329
#Sonosuks
I Am Sonosuke /flies away
Waiter, Superman's cape is in my soup.
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 08:26
#330
Oh helm yeah!
Did you know... that Superman, is actually a eunuch?
Waiter, Sonosuke just got scarred for life.
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 11:41
#331
He'll be cut for death.
Go Serperior! Use Cut!
Sonosuke fainted.
Waiter, you can have the 666EXP.
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:08
#332
#Sonosuks
Oh why thank you.
/snaps U77654's neck
Waiter, U7 is stuck in my dead.
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:47
#333
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Oh gosh, THE POKEMON REFRENCES ARE BACK
Waiter, there's a Chandelure in my soup
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:58
#334
Oh helm yeah!
Fear not! *throws all the pokemon into an abyss, then drops canisters of napalm on them.*
Waiter, Walter Bishop is in my soup. And he brought his cow...
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 15:01
#335
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
moooo
Waiter, the Chandelure has rised from the abyss covered in napalm, what are you going to do?
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 18:19
#336
Go Absol! Use Night Slash!
A critical hit! The Chandelure fainted.
Waiter, have the 1337 EXP and the Fire Orb it was holding.
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 17:59
#337
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
What fail
Waiter, Use has no clue what Nightshade actually does
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 18:20
#338
Fixed.
Waiter, can you get Pipipipipi to edit his post?
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 18:34
#339
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Nu
/sends out level 100 Slurpuff
Slurpuff, use play rough
Absol fainted
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 19:05
#340
Oh helm yeah!
Waiter, enough Pokemon. Let's reference Doctor Who instead!
Waiter, there is a Weeping Angel in my soup. Don't look away.
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 19:09
#341
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
But the Dalek's are behind us, how am I suppost to try and dodge their lasers when I can't look away?
Waiter, there is a crack in my soup, and it's shiny
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 20:54
#342
#Sonosuks
Don't Touch It!
Waiter, a sonic screwdriver is in my soup.
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:28
#343
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
No, that's my TV remote
Waiter,
/flips table
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 17:29
#344
Oh helm yeah!
Waiter, my soup is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
Waiter, Malkalack just flew off in the TARDIS. And the Doctor Who theme music is playing. Dun dun dun... DAMN IT, IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD!
Sun, 03/23/2014 - 05:57
#345
Hmmm
Better go to the contingency plan. *Shoots Malk in the face with a shotgun* (reference anyone?)
Waiter, Red vs. Blue: Season 1 is in my soup.
Sun, 03/23/2014 - 07:36
#346
Oh helm yeah!
Wut?
Waiter, ferlgosh derp norghe! Nyorgeh florgzzss flaf flaf flaf!
Sun, 03/23/2014 - 09:52
#347
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
I thought I told you not to talk with your mouth full
Waiter,
/flips anouther table
┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 03:00
#348
Totally not a NSA agent
Welp. We need some more tables.
Wait-er, I have come back from the dead to give the living haircuts.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 05:20
#349
Okay?
I think this thread has gotten too derailed. *sucks up Pi's litwick with a vaccum* *sets all tables rightside up* *Sends Kbloowit back to the grave*
There clean.
Waiter why is there the left leg of a GREEN spotted YELLOW armadillo in my soup?
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 06:19
#350
#Sonosuks
Because (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Waiter, there's an upside-down table in my soup.
Did I say I was dying? Oh wait, I am
Waiter, it tried to eat my soul but my soul threw a pokeball at it and caught a Litwick and then my soul went back into my body, WHY DID YOU GIVE ME A LITWICK AS A CANDLE? DOES IT LOOK LIKE A CANDLE? (oh wait, it does)