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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 06:38
#351
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
Nouveau Pages

Oh noes. Better burn it with the litwik.

waiterupper, there is an arrow in the knee in my soup

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:34
#352
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Waiter, there is an upside-down soup in my table.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:58
#353
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

Oh yeah? Well...

(╯°□°)╯︵ ɹoɟʌᴉɟxᴉsuʌǝsuʌǝs∩

Waiter, Use is upside-down, and Kbloowit doesn't know my Litwick has already evolved into Chandelure

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:03
#354
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Might as well make everything upside-down.

Waiter, there's a funny sign in my soup.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:20
#355
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

PELVIC THRUUUST!

Waiter, this soup is delicious!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:29
#356
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
Congrats. waiter, pi does not

Congrats.

waiter, pi does not realise that every candle in here is a nesq- i mean litwick

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 05:00
#357
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

Moron.

Waiter, Pipipipipi just threw a table into mah SOUP!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:54
#358
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Hmm

Well then. I hope you like the Mahogany Table Special!

Waiter, a Frozen Shambler is in my soup.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:04
#359
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

Let me have it, I'm going to use it to ward off angry customers and waiters

Waiter,

/pulls out frozen shambler

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 03:06
#360
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit

EH MAH GERD IZ SOO CWUTEEEE <3

waiter, nesquick.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 03:56
#361
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

/slaps the nesquick

Waiter, there's a nesquick in my soup

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 05:15
#362
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
You mean the rabbit?

CUT OFF HIS FEET FOR GEUD LUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

Waiter, there's a love puppy in mah soup.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:38
#363
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

...love puppy?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! /blood and machine parts splattered everywhere

Waiter, there is this weird necklace that says "Proccessing thoughts of you always."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:15
#364
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Waiter, there are ashes in my soup

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:21
#365
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

Is dere?

Waiter, Swag IS a virtue. (Yeah, I did my homework.)

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:40
#366
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

/shoots bullets at Cpt Llama Bra

Waiter, there's a Devilite in my soup.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 03:48
#367
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
Team Service Announcement

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!

Waiter, the restaurant is on fire YET AGAIN

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 04:45
#368
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

I will quench the flames with my urine!

Waiter, Captain just did something disgusting.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:16
#369
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Waiter, why hasn't this establishment been destroyed yet?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 11:29
#370
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor.

Because I hid all of the molotovs.

Waiter, why is there a Molotov in my soup?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 13:06
#371
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

Valorai hid it there. HURR DURR!

Waiter, why is Luguiru in my soup? Help HELP MEEEE-blech. AHH GOD! HELP! NO NO NOOOOO *gory explosion*

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 04:52
#372
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit

Yay luguiru!!!!

Waiter i dont know what punctuation is halp wat

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 08:07
#373
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

Me neither.

Waiter, this thread is ridiculous. People have de-railed it.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:45
#374
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

... there were rails?

Waiter, this soup needs more blood.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 16:31
#375
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

*Rams a wooden stake through Sonosuke's heart*

Waiter, Sonosuke the Vampire's corpse is in MAH SOUP!

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 20:52
#376
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Whoop, I'm dead again.

Waiter, my vampire body is in Llama's soup. And Malkalack's body is in My soup.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 21:15
#377
Draycos's picture
Draycos

Don't worry, out-of-body experiences can be good for you.

Waiter, there's a dragon scale in my edible mishmash!

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 09:58
#378
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Hmm I'm pretty sure that's

Hmm I'm pretty sure that's still edible.

Waiter there's a dragon in my soup.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 10:00
#379
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

What flavor is it? Dragon flavor?

Waiter, there's a lot of people who are not the intended recipient of the most important thing in my soup.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 10:40
#380
Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

Okay. *takes soup back*

Waiter, the Ark of the Covenant is in my soup.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 07:33
#381
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
DO NOT OPEN IT! *Cpt. llama

DO NOT OPEN IT! *Cpt. llama opens* NUUUUUU!

Waiter, a pile of ashes that was the old resteraunt is in my soup... I miss in :,( *cries silently*

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 12:15
#382
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Oh those are just the ashes of my dead vampire body.

Waiter, there's a Gollum in my soup.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 11:12
#383
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
MY PRECIOUS! Waiter a ring is

MY PRECIOUS!
Waiter a ring is in my soup.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 13:10
#384
Glaedr-Eldunari's picture
Glaedr-Eldunari
IM RICH

Waiter:/think IM RICH "GIMME THAT" *grabs ring and runs to AH*

Waiter,there is a skeleton in my soup.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:17
#385
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

/releases a bunch of dogs

Waiter, a bunch of dogs are in Skolver's soup chewing on a skeleton

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:36
#386
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Okay Then

They're part of the meal, welcome to China.

Waiter, the essence of Communism is in my soup. Help?

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 16:57
#387
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

....

Waiter, there's underpants in my soup.

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 05:10
#388
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Okay

Would you like the Jock-Strap with that?

Waiter, A Vog Cub is in my soup.

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 17:41
#389
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

Make a coat out of it

Waiter, there's a Vog Coat in my soup

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 05:14
#390
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Wear It

Waiter, there's a wolver wearing a wolver's skin in my soup. CANNIBAL.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 14:32
#391
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

As the saying goes, "wear what you kill."

Waiter, why am I covered in flies and ants?

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 19:34
#392
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Hahahaha

You're in your soup.

Waiter, why is a bowl of soup in my bowl of soup?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 02:29
#393
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Because your bowl of soup has a bowl of soup.

Waiter, Inspector Gadget is in my soup.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:32
#394
Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
go go

go go drink your soup.

waiter your nose is in my soup.
___________

he guys? hows the forum going?

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 04:55
#395
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
The forum is going nicely. Thank's for asking.

I'm sorry, I have a bit of a cold, could you say that again?

Waiter, a donkey is in my soup.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 06:39
#396
Defenderknight's picture
Defenderknight
Nice game though...

Oh, i forgotten to chop it up.

Waiter, Vanaduke is in my soup!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 05:00
#397
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Hmm

Just hope he dosen't mace you in the face! (Joke)

Waiter the R Twins are in my soup.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 08:35
#398
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.

It's a boy!

Waiter, there's a gun in my soup

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:02
#399
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Quick! Shoot Me In The Face!

Waiter, my dead body is in my soup.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 09:00
#400
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Ummm how? I... I dont Even...

Waiter, Sono made me I Don't Even all over my soup.

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