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Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:52
#201
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
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You're in your soup.

Waiter, Malk is talking to himself again. I also love how we practically derailed the original purpose of this thread.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 13:59
#202
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor.

No it isn't-

Oh.

Waiter, there is embarrassment in my soup.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:35
#203
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Really? I don't see anyone laughing

Waiter, anouther pokemon refrence is in my soup, specificly, a snivy

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:39
#204
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Well my Servine is Serperior than you.

Waiter, the bad puns are bucking us up doe.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 21:41
#205
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Do-h. Re-ally, do you have to get Mi to Fa-llow you, So-nosuke, the La-st person I want to be with curren-Ti-ly?

Waiter, I need the microphone from the OP.

Sat, 03/01/2014 - 12:07
#206
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
I can't let you do that Dave...

I can't do that for you....

Waiter, the microphone from the OP is in my soup...

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 04:38
#207
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

Waiter there are loads of 1000 dollar bills in my soup

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 05:34
#208
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
My Apologies Sir......

To bad they're Monopoly money.......

Waiter a Mince Pie Monster is in my soup.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 05:43
#209
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO A LIFE WITHOUT DISCOUNT JELLO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 06:59
#210
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Whoa, calm yourself. You can have free Jello instead.

Waiter, Rabid is flipping out in my soup.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 06:12
#211
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Try the tranquilizer

Try the tranquilizer dart.

Waither Sonosuke is dropping sleeping pills in my soup...

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 08:11
#212
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Really? It looks more like Thowardz is doing the dropping to me...

Waiter, now Thowardz is dropping caffine pills in Flame's soup

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 08:31
#213
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Waiter, I overloaded on caffine!

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Mon, 03/03/2014 - 08:46
#214
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

What about the sleeping pills? Thowardz wouldn't make you eat caffine pills without making you eat sleeping pills

Waiter, Use is being innacurret

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 10:13
#215
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

Rich coming from you, spelling champion(!)

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 11:34
#216
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Yay, a non complaint.

Waiter, fsjal.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 11:46
#217
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart if Valor.

No, bsfgns.

Waiter, two flys are mating in my soup.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 11:47
#218
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Don't you want more rasins?

Waiter, my soup is full of rasins... and I think they are moving

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 12:10
#219
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Your soup also looks cold. *pulls out flamethrower*

Waiter, there's Apocrean Cultists in my soup.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 18:37
#220
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Well then.. I have no

Well then.. I have no explanation for *Sonosuke's soulless body falls facefirts into his soup* Oh.

Waiter a mewkat sized black kat is in my soup. Check him out.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 16:04
#221
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Killed it with my ASI VH Combuster.

Waiter, there is a dog in my soup.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 17:04
#222
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Maybe you should kill it.

Maybe you should kill it. (ANTI JOKES AWAY!)

Waiter, there is a dead dog in my soup.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 19:10
#223
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

MEDIC!!

Waiter, how do you eat soup?

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 20:13
#224
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

A spoonful of sugar helps the soup go down.

Watier, why are you not a waitress?

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 21:46
#225
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.

Dunno, maybe a spy girl disguise as one. Oh! Did I mention that I were disguised as a spy girl?

Waiter, there are cereal boxes in my soup.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 05:17
#226
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Have this spoon.

Waiter, my fork is bent!

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 06:06
#227
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Fatty. You probably sat on it, dummy. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RESTAURANT, THUNDERTHIGHS. BRING YOUR FORK WITH YOU.

Waiter, why did Usesevnsevnsixfivfor just run out crying?

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 12:53
#228
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

I dunno. It could be that another waiter just called him ThunderThighs.

Waiter, why do I have stew?

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 21:17
#229
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

That isn't stew, it's broth.

Waiter, why does my soup taste like bitter almonds and smell like fresh paint?

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 09:17
#230
Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
Totally not a NSA agent

Hey waiter, dont tell anyone, but my paint can fell in the soup while the chef was not looking.

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 05:21
#231
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
OKAY! *skips away like a little girl*

Waiter, why do you have an 8 year old waitress?

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 05:24
#232
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Anime logic.

Waiter, dance with me.

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 05:29
#233
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Okee *jumps out the window*

Waiter, Naruto fan girls are in my soup

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 06:30
#234
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor.

God bless America.

Waiter, a communist flag is in my soup.

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 09:33
#235
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

/shoots Valorai in the head
Commy down.

Waiter... FUS RO DAH!

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 10:00
#236
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor.

*Smashes through roof*

Waiter, a waiter has crash-landed in my soup.

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 10:52
#237
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

And in their tongue... he was Dovahkiin. DRAGONBORN! FUS RO DAH!
Waiter, that guy just got launched in a blue, hazy light. And is that an.... Argonian?

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 12:22
#238
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Shots fired.

Waiter, YOLO!! *brings a fork to a socket*

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 18:18
#239
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Don't do thaa... too late.

Waiter, a fried Sonosuke just fell into my soup. Of all places, in my soup.

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 07:06
#240
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I can haz yer soop?

Waiter,

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 08:40
#241
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

What? I can't hear you over me murdering you

Waiter, someone murdered Use, and I think it's anouther waiter

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 14:49
#242
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

/lays dead with a message in pocket. Press X to read the message.

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 14:52
#243
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/presses X

Waiter, I forgot I can't read

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 16:34
#244
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Dear Linda,

I had just finished my buisness trip to Chicago yesterday. The plane I was supposed to take crashed into a resteraunt selling soup. I am checking it out as I right this, enjoying some soup. But many bizzare things have been happening lately- dry soup, bent forks, broken bowls. I will catch the next flight as soon as I finish this meal.

-U77654

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 17:25
#245
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Who is this "Linda"? Does your wife know about her?
Waiter, U77654's vengeful wife is inside the restaurant. Thankfully, I hid him in my soup

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 18:58
#246
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Waiter, I'm in Malkalack's soup.

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 19:11
#247
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Hide underneath the carrot, she might see you!
Waiter, I swag with reckless abandon.

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 19:22
#248
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Waiter, I need a translation.

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 04:28
#249
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Umm...

I don't understand this either......

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup. WHY IS THERE A MOUSE IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 08:46
#250
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

That's anouther customer, silly

Waiter, I turned into a mouse and am in Flame's soup

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