waiter there's ____ in my soup

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Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
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I think this is the eighth time I've died in this thread.

Waiter, has anyone been counting my deaths?

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.

You have

Waiter,

/shoots Sonosuke

Now it's nine times, Sonosuke must be a cat because I'm sure he's offically dead now

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

I can't die again, I haven't even gotten a new body yet.

Waiter, there's a party of fairies using my soup as their pool.

Defenderknight's picture
Defenderknight
I am getting addicted to this game.....

Dont mind them, there are used to enchance the taste.

Waiter, Theres a blitz needle bullet in my soup!

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Oh darn! I for got to impale

Oh darn! I for got to impale the olive on it. (puts olive on bullet) Hope you enjoy your Martini Soup!

Waiter, a drunken Defenderknight is dancing in my soup.

Yobearr's picture
Yobearr
Don't Lose Your Way.

You're in luck... drunken defenderknights are hard to find..
Waiter, theres a bear in my soup D:

Backup-Has-Arrived's picture
Backup-Has-Arrived
'Would you like more needles with that?'

It's too dangerous to go alone. Take this: *hands Yobearr a Blitz Needle'

Waiter, theres a bunch of medical needles in my soup.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.

STAB YOURSELF WITH THEM

Waiter, can I tell Sonosuke to catch the fairies in the soup in bottles?

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

*fairy bottles clutter onto the floor* ... wut?

Waiter, the restaurant is on fire again.

Defenderknight's picture
Defenderknight
...

Dont just stand there, call the firestation!

Waiter, theres a sun silver in my soup!

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Buh DAH Buuuuh Buh Dah Buh DAH Buuuuh!

It's your lucky day! As our 410th Customer you win a sun silver and 1Million Crowns!

Waiters (Yes multiple) GET MEH SUM SUOP!!!!

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

I AIN'T GIVIN YOU NO SOUP!!

Waiter, Flame-Shinobi is dancing in my soup.

Firefighter: Fire station peoples are here!

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
o.o

i see him dancing very well
waiter what happened to this thread?

Jungle-Sword's picture
Jungle-Sword
O.O

it fell on your head (rhymes!)

Waiter, why is my soup on fire?

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble wrap to be popped!

I thought you wanted it warm...

Waiter, I'm a flying dolphin who shoots lasers and says meow, are you proud of me?

Jungle-Sword's picture
Jungle-Sword
no

you shouldn't say meow, you should say 'woof'
sheesh

waiter, why do I have a fork with my soup

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

STAB THE SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!1! NYA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!

Waiter, there is a mad waiter in my soup

Red-Galaxy's picture
Red-Galaxy
Someone didn't give that

Someone didn't give that waiter a tip

Waiter, theres an evil monkey in my soup

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Well Then

Did you order the Heroic Ape?

Waiter, there is a green spotted yellow oyster in my soup!

Cinoa's picture
Cinoa

No, that's a yellow spotted green oyster.
Waiter, there's a radiant fire crystal in my soup.

Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

That's because we're really deep.

Waiter, there is a cupcake in my soup

Red-Galaxy's picture
Red-Galaxy
I thought you were a

I thought you were a cannibal

Waiter, there is a soup in my soup

Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.

What? You want soup don't ya? Here, I'll pour more soup into your soup in your soup.

Waiter, I told you I want corn soup not turkey soup.

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Well... You see....

The turkey ate all of the corn... /e runs off crying

Waiter... I have no problems with this soup! It's wonderful! My compliments to the chef! What's in it?

Jungle-Sword's picture
Jungle-Sword
ummmmm

.....Well.....Thank....you.....I-I don't th-think you need to know.....you can h-have another o-one
/e runs away

Waiter, why is there a creep cake in my soup? I'M SCARED!

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
MOO

I DONT CARE! NOW SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS! THAT'S RIGHT, SUBMIT YOURSELF TO IT'S YOKE!

Waiter, I left caps lock on... oh yeah! In my soup.

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Well then..

Studies show that 99.9% of capslock rants are actually read. Did you know that 84% of statistics are made up?

Waiter, there is an iron biscuit in my soup.... I can't eat it!

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
IronIC

Oh the irony!

Waiter, Pipipipipi is in my.... SOUP. OF ALL PLACES.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Problem?

/jumps out of soup

Jungle-Sword's picture
Jungle-Sword
...

waiter, Pipipipipi forgot to complain

Zhaver's picture
Zhaver
Oh so sorry

I was just to good at making that soup i guess
waiter... WHY IN GODS NAME DO I HAVE A WAITER IN MY SOUP!

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
EXCUSE ME!!!!

I was simply making sure the soup had a certain "flavor"...

Waiter, why is there a Chroma Whelp in my... actually I'm okay with this. Can I keep him?

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
Oh the irony!

Sure.

Waiter, a Hoptimer is in my soup. Can I keep him?

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

He's mine now >:)

/steals away Hoptimer

Warmer, I forgot how to spell Water without making it another word, can you help me spell Winter, Wetter?

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
Oh the irony!

/e beats Pipipipipi with a baseball bat, and takes the Hoptimer

Waiter, I put the Hoptimer back in my soup, he seems to like it dere.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

/bashes Ironic with another bat

/hides Hoptimer in the moon

Wanter, I still can't spell Wrighter

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Ahem!!!

It is spelled W-A-I-T-E-R!!!!!

Waiter why is there a Tome of Rage in my soup!!! /think maybe i can cast a spell and kill the waiter!

Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
PIKA PAN CHAR!

I'll have that, thank you. /e takes Tome Of Rage and makes Flame faint in his soup for doing /think maybe i can cast a spell and kill the waiter!
Waiter, there is a Monster Cage in my soup, please open it, tame it, replace it with a fiendish dog, and give it to me so i can play as it in a new kind of roleplay game topic as my own Evil Pet! -Sentius The Evil Cougar

Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Ok. *Open the cage and get

Ok. *Open the cage and get killed by an enraged wolver that was in it*

Waiter there is a devellite in my soup.

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
i thought

it was u.

waiter popoixd is in my soup. will he be come a develite?

Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Popoixd is already a devilite :P

Waiter, an angry slime is in my soup

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Well..

Whaddya know? It's a Sloombargo!

Waiter there's a Sloom in my soup... SO BROKEN!!!!

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
give it

some loot an armor. XD

waiter theres a wassabi in my soup

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks

Eat it. Eat that riiight up.

Waiter, these complaints are getting a bit silly, amirite?

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
no :l

yes they are. now finish you soup b4 it get cooled now :) you don't want it not be cool anymore

waiter don't make me wait all knight for the soup. whats taking so long. it smells good though

Changonanak's picture
Changonanak
/serve soup

Here's a scoop of soup with noodles that loop into the form of a hoop, the texture is more watery than goop, with chicken fresh from the coop.

Waiter, there's a rhyme in my soup.

Supercoolguy's picture
Supercoolguy
take a

scoop andd taste it ^_^

waiter theres a castle in my soup. there is no king or queen. why not?

Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.

I think they are off for honey moon or something. Oh wait, they are here. Go ahead and eat their royal flesh.

Waiter, There's a corpse in my soup. I think it's alive!

Changonanak's picture
Changonanak
Flavorful corpse

It IS alive, it was meant to be there for the scrumptious texture. Go ahead, enjoy. Have a cracker or two with your boiled corpse.

Waier, there's a Giorgio Tsoukalos in my soup!

Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.

Rub some bacon it.

Waiter, The restroom have soup everywhere!