You have
Waiter,
/shoots Sonosuke
Now it's nine times, Sonosuke must be a cat because I'm sure he's offically dead now
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 12:41
#402
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:30
#403
#Sonosuks
I can't die again, I haven't even gotten a new body yet.
Waiter, there's a party of fairies using my soup as their pool.
Fri, 04/18/2014 - 03:45
#404
I am getting addicted to this game.....
Dont mind them, there are used to enchance the taste.
Waiter, Theres a blitz needle bullet in my soup!
Fri, 04/18/2014 - 16:52
#405
Oh darn! I for got to impale
Oh darn! I for got to impale the olive on it. (puts olive on bullet) Hope you enjoy your Martini Soup!
Waiter, a drunken Defenderknight is dancing in my soup.
Sat, 04/19/2014 - 02:46
#406
Don't Lose Your Way.
You're in luck... drunken defenderknights are hard to find..
Waiter, theres a bear in my soup D:
Sat, 04/19/2014 - 06:13
#407
'Would you like more needles with that?'
It's too dangerous to go alone. Take this: *hands Yobearr a Blitz Needle'
Waiter, theres a bunch of medical needles in my soup.
Sat, 04/19/2014 - 08:50
#408
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.
STAB YOURSELF WITH THEM
Waiter, can I tell Sonosuke to catch the fairies in the soup in bottles?
Sat, 04/19/2014 - 19:23
#409
#Sonosuks
*fairy bottles clutter onto the floor* ... wut?
Waiter, the restaurant is on fire again.
Sat, 04/19/2014 - 23:43
#410
...
Dont just stand there, call the firestation!
Waiter, theres a sun silver in my soup!
Sun, 04/20/2014 - 05:03
#411
Buh DAH Buuuuh Buh Dah Buh DAH Buuuuh!
It's your lucky day! As our 410th Customer you win a sun silver and 1Million Crowns!
Waiters (Yes multiple) GET MEH SUM SUOP!!!!
Sun, 04/20/2014 - 08:45
#412
#Sonosuks
I AIN'T GIVIN YOU NO SOUP!!
Waiter, Flame-Shinobi is dancing in my soup.
Firefighter: Fire station peoples are here!
Mon, 05/19/2014 - 12:30
#413
o.o
i see him dancing very well
waiter what happened to this thread?
Fri, 05/23/2014 - 08:00
#414
O.O
it fell on your head (rhymes!)
Waiter, why is my soup on fire?
Fri, 05/23/2014 - 16:35
#415
Move over! There's bubble wrap to be popped!
I thought you wanted it warm...
Waiter, I'm a flying dolphin who shoots lasers and says meow, are you proud of me?
Sun, 05/25/2014 - 08:50
#416
no
you shouldn't say meow, you should say 'woof'
sheesh
waiter, why do I have a fork with my soup
Sun, 05/25/2014 - 09:12
#417
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
STAB THE SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!1! NYA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!
Waiter, there is a mad waiter in my soup
Sun, 05/25/2014 - 18:22
#418
Someone didn't give that
Someone didn't give that waiter a tip
Waiter, theres an evil monkey in my soup
Mon, 05/26/2014 - 09:29
#419
Well Then
Did you order the Heroic Ape?
Waiter, there is a green spotted yellow oyster in my soup!
Mon, 05/26/2014 - 09:32
#420
No, that's a yellow spotted green oyster.
Waiter, there's a radiant fire crystal in my soup.
Mon, 05/26/2014 - 14:31
#421
That's because we're really deep.
Waiter, there is a cupcake in my soup
Mon, 05/26/2014 - 17:13
#422
I thought you were a
I thought you were a cannibal
Waiter, there is a soup in my soup
Tue, 05/27/2014 - 03:15
#423
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
What? You want soup don't ya? Here, I'll pour more soup into your soup in your soup.
Waiter, I told you I want corn soup not turkey soup.
Tue, 05/27/2014 - 05:03
#424
Well... You see....
The turkey ate all of the corn... /e runs off crying
Waiter... I have no problems with this soup! It's wonderful! My compliments to the chef! What's in it?
Tue, 05/27/2014 - 10:35
#425
ummmmm
.....Well.....Thank....you.....I-I don't th-think you need to know.....you can h-have another o-one
/e runs away
Waiter, why is there a creep cake in my soup? I'M SCARED!
Tue, 05/27/2014 - 14:48
#426
MOO
I DONT CARE! NOW SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS! THAT'S RIGHT, SUBMIT YOURSELF TO IT'S YOKE!
Waiter, I left caps lock on... oh yeah! In my soup.
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 04:59
#427
Well then..
Studies show that 99.9% of capslock rants are actually read. Did you know that 84% of statistics are made up?
Waiter, there is an iron biscuit in my soup.... I can't eat it!
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 05:02
#428
IronIC
Oh the irony!
Waiter, Pipipipipi is in my.... SOUP. OF ALL PLACES.
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 16:30
#429
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Problem?
/jumps out of soup
Sat, 05/31/2014 - 14:12
#430
...
waiter, Pipipipipi forgot to complain
Sat, 05/31/2014 - 14:38
#431
Oh so sorry
I was just to good at making that soup i guess
waiter... WHY IN GODS NAME DO I HAVE A WAITER IN MY SOUP!
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 06:31
#432
EXCUSE ME!!!!
I was simply making sure the soup had a certain "flavor"...
Waiter, why is there a Chroma Whelp in my... actually I'm okay with this. Can I keep him?
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 07:05
#433
Oh the irony!
Sure.
Waiter, a Hoptimer is in my soup. Can I keep him?
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 08:35
#434
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
He's mine now >:)
/steals away Hoptimer
Warmer, I forgot how to spell Water without making it another word, can you help me spell Winter, Wetter?
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 12:01
#435
Oh the irony!
/e beats Pipipipipi with a baseball bat, and takes the Hoptimer
Waiter, I put the Hoptimer back in my soup, he seems to like it dere.
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 12:13
#436
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
/bashes Ironic with another bat
/hides Hoptimer in the moon
Wanter, I still can't spell Wrighter
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 05:36
#437
Ahem!!!
It is spelled W-A-I-T-E-R!!!!!
Waiter why is there a Tome of Rage in my soup!!! /think maybe i can cast a spell and kill the waiter!
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 21:50
#438
PIKA PAN CHAR!
I'll have that, thank you. /e takes Tome Of Rage and makes Flame faint in his soup for doing /think maybe i can cast a spell and kill the waiter!
Waiter, there is a Monster Cage in my soup, please open it, tame it, replace it with a fiendish dog, and give it to me so i can play as it in a new kind of roleplay game topic as my own Evil Pet! -Sentius The Evil Cougar
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 07:27
#439
Ok. *Open the cage and get
Ok. *Open the cage and get killed by an enraged wolver that was in it*
Waiter there is a devellite in my soup.
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 16:40
#440
i thought
it was u.
waiter popoixd is in my soup. will he be come a develite?
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 16:59
#441
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Popoixd is already a devilite :P
Waiter, an angry slime is in my soup
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:08
#442
Well..
Whaddya know? It's a Sloombargo!
Waiter there's a Sloom in my soup... SO BROKEN!!!!
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:34
#443
give it
some loot an armor. XD
waiter theres a wassabi in my soup
Tue, 07/15/2014 - 21:09
#444
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Eat it. Eat that riiight up.
Waiter, these complaints are getting a bit silly, amirite?
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 10:34
#445
no :l
yes they are. now finish you soup b4 it get cooled now :) you don't want it not be cool anymore
waiter don't make me wait all knight for the soup. whats taking so long. it smells good though
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 15:25
#446
/serve soup
Here's a scoop of soup with noodles that loop into the form of a hoop, the texture is more watery than goop, with chicken fresh from the coop.
Waiter, there's a rhyme in my soup.
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 17:16
#447
take a
scoop andd taste it ^_^
waiter theres a castle in my soup. there is no king or queen. why not?
Thu, 07/17/2014 - 04:31
#448
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
I think they are off for honey moon or something. Oh wait, they are here. Go ahead and eat their royal flesh.
Waiter, There's a corpse in my soup. I think it's alive!
Thu, 07/17/2014 - 08:31
#449
Flavorful corpse
It IS alive, it was meant to be there for the scrumptious texture. Go ahead, enjoy. Have a cracker or two with your boiled corpse.
Waier, there's a Giorgio Tsoukalos in my soup!
Sat, 07/19/2014 - 01:00
#450
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
Waiter, The restroom have soup everywhere!
I think this is the eighth time I've died in this thread.
Waiter, has anyone been counting my deaths?