waiter there's ____ in my soup

You have
Waiter,
/shoots Sonosuke
Now it's nine times, Sonosuke must be a cat because I'm sure he's offically dead now

I can't die again, I haven't even gotten a new body yet.
Waiter, there's a party of fairies using my soup as their pool.

Dont mind them, there are used to enchance the taste.
Waiter, Theres a blitz needle bullet in my soup!

Oh darn! I for got to impale the olive on it. (puts olive on bullet) Hope you enjoy your Martini Soup!
Waiter, a drunken Defenderknight is dancing in my soup.

You're in luck... drunken defenderknights are hard to find..
Waiter, theres a bear in my soup D:

It's too dangerous to go alone. Take this: *hands Yobearr a Blitz Needle'
Waiter, theres a bunch of medical needles in my soup.

STAB YOURSELF WITH THEM
Waiter, can I tell Sonosuke to catch the fairies in the soup in bottles?

*fairy bottles clutter onto the floor* ... wut?
Waiter, the restaurant is on fire again.

Dont just stand there, call the firestation!
Waiter, theres a sun silver in my soup!

It's your lucky day! As our 410th Customer you win a sun silver and 1Million Crowns!
Waiters (Yes multiple) GET MEH SUM SUOP!!!!

I AIN'T GIVIN YOU NO SOUP!!
Waiter, Flame-Shinobi is dancing in my soup.
Firefighter: Fire station peoples are here!

i see him dancing very well
waiter what happened to this thread?

it fell on your head (rhymes!)
Waiter, why is my soup on fire?

I thought you wanted it warm...
Waiter, I'm a flying dolphin who shoots lasers and says meow, are you proud of me?

you shouldn't say meow, you should say 'woof'
sheesh
waiter, why do I have a fork with my soup

STAB THE SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!1! NYA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!
Waiter, there is a mad waiter in my soup

Someone didn't give that waiter a tip
Waiter, theres an evil monkey in my soup

Did you order the Heroic Ape?
Waiter, there is a green spotted yellow oyster in my soup!

No, that's a yellow spotted green oyster.
Waiter, there's a radiant fire crystal in my soup.

That's because we're really deep.
Waiter, there is a cupcake in my soup

I thought you were a cannibal
Waiter, there is a soup in my soup

What? You want soup don't ya? Here, I'll pour more soup into your soup in your soup.
Waiter, I told you I want corn soup not turkey soup.

The turkey ate all of the corn... /e runs off crying
Waiter... I have no problems with this soup! It's wonderful! My compliments to the chef! What's in it?

.....Well.....Thank....you.....I-I don't th-think you need to know.....you can h-have another o-one
/e runs away
Waiter, why is there a creep cake in my soup? I'M SCARED!

I DONT CARE! NOW SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS! THAT'S RIGHT, SUBMIT YOURSELF TO IT'S YOKE!
Waiter, I left caps lock on... oh yeah! In my soup.

Studies show that 99.9% of capslock rants are actually read. Did you know that 84% of statistics are made up?
Waiter, there is an iron biscuit in my soup.... I can't eat it!

Oh the irony!
Waiter, Pipipipipi is in my.... SOUP. OF ALL PLACES.

Problem?
/jumps out of soup

I was just to good at making that soup i guess
waiter... WHY IN GODS NAME DO I HAVE A WAITER IN MY SOUP!

I was simply making sure the soup had a certain "flavor"...
Waiter, why is there a Chroma Whelp in my... actually I'm okay with this. Can I keep him?

Sure.
Waiter, a Hoptimer is in my soup. Can I keep him?

He's mine now >:)
/steals away Hoptimer
Warmer, I forgot how to spell Water without making it another word, can you help me spell Winter, Wetter?

/e beats Pipipipipi with a baseball bat, and takes the Hoptimer
Waiter, I put the Hoptimer back in my soup, he seems to like it dere.

/bashes Ironic with another bat
/hides Hoptimer in the moon
Wanter, I still can't spell Wrighter

It is spelled W-A-I-T-E-R!!!!!
Waiter why is there a Tome of Rage in my soup!!! /think maybe i can cast a spell and kill the waiter!

I'll have that, thank you. /e takes Tome Of Rage and makes Flame faint in his soup for doing /think maybe i can cast a spell and kill the waiter!
Waiter, there is a Monster Cage in my soup, please open it, tame it, replace it with a fiendish dog, and give it to me so i can play as it in a new kind of roleplay game topic as my own Evil Pet! -Sentius The Evil Cougar

Ok. *Open the cage and get killed by an enraged wolver that was in it*
Waiter there is a devellite in my soup.

it was u.
waiter popoixd is in my soup. will he be come a develite?

Popoixd is already a devilite :P
Waiter, an angry slime is in my soup

Whaddya know? It's a Sloombargo!
Waiter there's a Sloom in my soup... SO BROKEN!!!!

some loot an armor. XD
waiter theres a wassabi in my soup

Eat it. Eat that riiight up.
Waiter, these complaints are getting a bit silly, amirite?

yes they are. now finish you soup b4 it get cooled now :) you don't want it not be cool anymore
waiter don't make me wait all knight for the soup. whats taking so long. it smells good though

Here's a scoop of soup with noodles that loop into the form of a hoop, the texture is more watery than goop, with chicken fresh from the coop.
Waiter, there's a rhyme in my soup.

scoop andd taste it ^_^
waiter theres a castle in my soup. there is no king or queen. why not?

I think they are off for honey moon or something. Oh wait, they are here. Go ahead and eat their royal flesh.
Waiter, There's a corpse in my soup. I think it's alive!

It IS alive, it was meant to be there for the scrumptious texture. Go ahead, enjoy. Have a cracker or two with your boiled corpse.
Waier, there's a Giorgio Tsoukalos in my soup!

Waiter, The restroom have soup everywhere!
I think this is the eighth time I've died in this thread.
Waiter, has anyone been counting my deaths?