I never died
You killed a fake
I destroy you all with a Cocohan
I see the army of jellies and cookies
I was able to convince them even though they were loyal to infernus (and they aren't spies now. I erased their memories about being loyal to infernus)
Food Fight!
Mon, 12/31/2012 - 09:20
#1202
I never diedYou killed a
Mon, 12/31/2012 - 11:23
#1203
Ant-loaf
*I put some Ginger tea on to steep, drink it, grab a scone or two, and promptly stuff the pastries in Doom's eye-sockets.*
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 10:18
#1204
Wow, you killed a shadow
Wow, you killed a shadow clone
I kill you with my cold celery vanquisher
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 20:45
#1205
this thread makes no sense
*throws a party with lots of (tainted)(poisonous)(deadly)food and everyone comes, they all eat the food and die*
<(^_^)>
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 23:55
#1206
Mwahahaha!
While you all were busy with each other, I have concocted with the perfect plan.
Cookie Lucifer will be summonable once I have sacrificed a great amount of jellies and cookies!
you shall all die~
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 16:50
#1207
But I took control of your
But I took control of your army. They are loyal to me now. So they pretended to be still loyal to you and betrayed you at the last second.
I didn't come to the party. I was busy readying my weapons
So I came and killed klipik with a bread needle
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 17:31
#1208
so much for peace...
I use the nukes. Bye all you doofs.
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 17:35
#1209
Awww
But I was about to make sure those who stay loyal to me will remain unharmed!
/me rips diplomma
IT SHALL BE WAR NOW TEDME (it's scary since its caps lock)
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 17:35
#1210
Please take your weapons of
Please take your weapons of massive destruction somewhere else. This is a food fight.
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 18:22
#1211
^Yeah, that!^
*dodges bread needle and slices Doom to ribbons with modified, serrated pizza cutters*
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 18:46
#1212
Dodges pizza cutter and
Dodges pizza cutter and unloads a whole clip of the bread needle on you
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:11
#1213
Hey the bread needs jelly!
/throws jelly at Doom-Xx
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:13
#1214
It hits the bread needles in
It hits the bread needles in the air and it hits klipik
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:24
#1215
/throws a jar of peanut
/throws a jar of peanut butter at Klipik
Doom now all you need is a knife to make the sandwich. xD
/throws a knife at Doom
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:26
#1216
Catches knife
I then spread
Catches knife
I then spread the stuff all over klipik
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 03:31
#1217
Oh but no
I return as the jelly overlord endlessly spawning imortal jellies with only one thing in mind. Kill all hostiles.
Infernus our alliance is still intact right because I told my jellies not to attack you.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:50
#1218
So I press the reset button
So I press the reset button and hit hawx with annoying orange
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:14
#1219
no reset buttons unless things get out of control!
*takes a shower, washing off the peanut butter and making himself untouchable by jellies (because jelly melts in water)*
*shoots Doom and Hawx with A Salt Rifle*
EDIT: Sorry Hawx, I saw your avatar and immediately thought Psycho. :(
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:50
#1220
I dodge the salt and I kill
I dodge the salt and I kill klipik with annoying orange
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:59
#1221
...how?
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:02
#1222
I throw annoying orange at
I throw annoying orange at you while he spits seeds
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:12
#1223
...*dodges seeds and orange*
*throws back*
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:15
#1224
Annoying orange is loyal to
Annoying orange is loyal to me and he annoys you to death
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:18
#1225
*puts on headphones and blinders and listens to music*
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:19
#1226
But you were distracted by
But you were distracted by the music, so I turned you into a Trojan and I fired my Bread Needle on your back
Trojans are really easy for me.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:19
#1227
A little islander kid eats
A little islander kid eats the orange.
Trying not to laugh too hard, I trow a rotten, old moldy cheesecake at you.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:20
#1228
I dodge the cake and give
I dodge the cake and give Iamnoone the cheese touch
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:26
#1229
ummm...
Likes cheese.
Drinks
ummm...
Likes cheese.
Drinks a smoothie then spits it out at Doom-Xx.
Doom stands there dripping in smoothie.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:28
#1230
I wipe the smoothie off and I
I wipe the smoothie off and I take a hobo's saliva which is filled with garbage
I pour it in Iamnoone's mouth
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:36
#1231
That's not food.
/gets sick
/pukes harder
Throws rotten fish at Doom.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:38
#1232
Hoboes eat it so its
Hoboes eat it so its food
Destroys the fish with my bread needle and I unload a charge attack on Iamnoone
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:10
#1233
*eats the bread needles*
*stuffs Doom in the microwave*
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:51
#1234
Okay, let's start from 0
I took a wild hunting bread and smash you all with it!
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 20:18
#1235
no reset buttons unless things get out of control! again!
*shoots dragneel with a pepperbox*
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 20:43
#1236
I kill you all with the bread
I kill you all with the bread needle
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 23:51
#1237
Mwahaha!
I planted a dark durian barrage to you all!
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 06:03
#1238
Mahahaha
*sneaks behind Infernus with an double nuclear pie*
IT'S OWNING TIME M-
*gets splashed in the face and slips*
WAIT NONO-
*double nuclear pie ticks to 3 seconds on my mouth*
MOTHER FUUUUU-
Here lies Lunaticshadow, where he failed to sneak behind Infernus
1/4/2013
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:12
#1239
I strew hashbrowns around
I strew hashbrowns around Lunaticshadow's grave, in memory of him.
I then defeat you all with the power of true love's first (hershey's) kiss.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 17:01
#1240
Well, I was hiding, and I
Well, I was hiding, and I came out and unloaded a whole clip of the Bread Needle's charge attack on immortous
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 17:59
#1241
<3
They fall to the ground before they reach me as I'm still radiating the power of the (Hershey's) kiss.
I begin to give everyone a (Hershey's) hug!
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 20:46
#1242
I run up to immortous and
I run up to immortous and kill him with my cold celery vanquisher
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 02:30
#1243
But!
I stabbed Doom's back using my sadurianska !
the spikes, THE SPIKES!!!
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 04:33
#1244
I am sorry to all of you
CHICKEN BOMBS EVERYWHERE WITH ONE CHICKEN NUKE IN THE MIDDLE!
And sorry I'm still immortal.........
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 06:03
#1245
I am ALIVE
*gets miraculously resurrected*
Whauhuwahau
*reaches for Nightblade but suddenly Chicken Bomb gets inserted in my mouth*
What the fuuuu-
*explodes again, leaving nuclear pies everywhere*
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 06:40
#1246
Worry not!
I am not as weak as Aerith, Cookie Bahamut can still Phoenix down me!
/me throws pasta bomb at Hawxindanite
Man, now you're cheesy
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 08:52
#1247
</3 Doom.... </3 Hawx....
What's this???
CAN the POWER OF the KISS be deFEATED!?!?!
NAY, for Immortous rises from the ashes intact!
The message will be heard, the people shall receive it, kingdoms will cry out, for the POWER of THE (HERSHEY's) KISS!!!
AGUGHGUAGHAGUAHG!!!!!!
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:00
#1248
I fire my Bread Needle and
I fire my Bread Needle and Cocohan at you guys and you were all pierced and knocked unconscious
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 13:48
#1249
Thanks guys,
Thanks for making this one of the longest lasting threads in GC, some reward will be in order as soon as I think of it.
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 14:07
#1250
Does it count that I helped during the early phases?
If not.../me stuffs a ICBM into Dammasta's mouth. If you're wondering why that's here, look into one of my previous posts. Then you'll see
Anyway....
/me drops a anvil made of chocolate onto doom-Xx, and prepares one for the next poster
*backstabs Hawxindanite with a frozen carrot, then outspams him despite his claims that it's impossible*