/me ducks.
/me fires a ICBM
And as I'm kind, this is what it is
InterContinental Ballistic Mushroom
Food Fight!
*magically revives*
YES! Now I won't die anymore!
*sets up nuclear pies everywhere*
Mahaha
Thank goodness I had a spare anvil, ready to drop
*the anvil falls on lunaticshadow*
Good thing I had shocking salt bombs (hint: salt)
I spam the bombs zapping you all
I stuff little heart-shaped Reese's in Doom's and Hawx's eye-sockets until they melt and the chocalte runs like tears down their faces and then hardens into a chocolate shell so they can't move!
>=O
I break the chocolate and start spamming Cocohan and Bread Needle
Throws a couple of squirrels at Klipik's acorn shield.
*throws acorn grenades at Ebil-bunny, showering him with acorns and turning the squirrels back on him*
Reward thought of, every time a new page is started the first person to post on the new page gets 10 ce.
Rules, you can only post 2 hours after you post once.
NO SPAM POSTING
Dont beg me for ce, I will get it to you as soon as I can.
but then fights between two people would never go on because the first person wouldn't be able to retaliate against the second.
I blast everyone with a potato cannon and jump into my Guild hall. GL getting past Thrillhaus.
But I blocked the attack with my Durian Shell. I barge into your guild hall and I stuff an apple in your face
Fool, You still didn't get past Thrillhaus, Therefore you never shoved an apple in my mouth, Instead Thrill knocks your sorry !@$ on the ground and fills your body with sentenza bullets. And my Guild Hall is locked so you can't really....get...to..me...lolz
I take Thrillhaus and eat him whole...with some avocado shavings. Then I take the apple out of Fallconn's face, and shove it into Doom's.
I shove the apple back in your face and it explodes
Doom you ninny! Apples only explode if you stick fire crackers in them! So therefore Immort spit the apple out and slaughtered you. Good GAME! >:
*Shoots Doom and Fallconn with the Salsa Driver, burning and then dissolving their skin and possibly also the rest of them*
I sprinkle salt on Doom and Fall's skinless bodies and record them as they writhe on the floor and begin to bubble and explode like a slug does.
Fool, I don't have skin, I'm metallic. So I look at you with a strange look while you shoot me with salsa, I pull out a licorice whip and choke you with it.
I forgot to mention, the salsa is made from ghost chili. It melted through your metallic body. And that Licorice Whip.
That licorice whip choked you. I ate the chili, Therefore I am still alive.
*cuts licorice whip away from my neck with a steak knife*
Meh what ev's, Here, throw this dead fish at Doom for me.
Pops out of a manholer and throws a pumpkin pie at Klipik, then goes back down and puts the manhole cover back.
-Releases some "R.O.U.S." into the sewage VIA, toilet.-
*Catches the Crab Balls and throws them into the pie, stopping it dead and watches as it harmlessly falls to the floor*
Welp... Seeing the endless ragnarok, I decided to join in with some new abilities I have mastered in my trip to the tv world.
/me summons (---------)-No-Okonomiyaki
Behold, the juice!
MYRIAD JUICE
/everyone is now weakened and I took the time to set up potato mines everywhere :D
*Empties several bagfuls of grapes on the floor, detonating all the mines*
*throws hot sauce in Dragneel's face*
Tried cooking up something horrible to use in the fight but. . .
Ended up tripping the sprinkler .
Wow, iamnoone's here...
/me drops another chocolate anvil on him
/me also holds the next down, and kills them with a cucumber sword. Then I kill could-Star for good measure
I melt Warriorrouge's chocolate anvil with grease from a fryer, then pour the rest down his shirt and watch as he screams in agony.
I sprinkle soy sauce on the cookies as everyone eats them, cause them to all have severe irritable bowel movements! =O
As soon as I'm able to move my meat from the seat, I go looking for the cookie contaminator. I find him trying to sneak away down the hall. I throw coconuts at him, knocking him unconscious.
Take that cookie polluter.
/pours mayonnaise in Immortous' face
/wakes up
/spits mayo out like a fountain
/finds the cookie-contaminator-vigilante
/eviscerates cookie-contaminator-vigilante with a steak knife
/fills evisceration with hommus
/jumps on my horse, Batman, and rides off
^(Please don't change your avatar so the above sentence continues to make sense.)^
*Trips the horse with Spaghetti, AT-AT style, causing Immortous to go flying face-first into a large cake*
*Slowly eats the cake, along with Immortous' head.*
Little did you know, I'm made of stone according to Klipik! So you break all your teeth, and I remove them with chopsticks and fill the insides with cilantro.
Cheerio! =D
/hides under the table and throws jello cubes at Immortous
/secretly hopes knights will shoot him while they are trying to kill the jellies
All knights shoot Iamnoone like he wanted!
/throws jelly cubes at Iam's stuffed corpse.
Suddenly, you are hit in the back of the head by something. You turn around and see me on the roof holding my Cocohan. I shoot you again and it takes your head clean off. I then stuff your corpse into Iamnoone's corpse
Now I'm two. And I thought I was stuffed before.
/loosens belt and unbuttons my jeans
/shifts around making room for Immortous
With the strength of two I throw a coconut at Doom-Xx. The force was so strong, the coconut went through leaving a perfect hole in the head bugs bunny style.
I Slam Iamnoone with a Really hard banana
*melts the anvil with hot sauce before throwing the remaining sauce at Warriorrouge*