I slam a giant rotten durian on iamnoone
Food Fight!
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:00
#1302
I slam a giant rotten durian
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:13
#1303
Ant-loaf
I push my arms out Iam's side and my head out Iam's neck and join in the fray. Two-headed, Four-armed Iamourtous picks up Doom and Grittle at once and throws them face-first into candy mountain.
Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:15
#1304
So I smash a huge durian onto
So I smash a huge durian onto you causing you both to come out. I then pop both ur heads with the Cocohan and throw you into trash cans
Sun, 01/20/2013 - 03:07
#1305
How long has it been....
/me throws cookie at Doom's left side of the head.
"YOUR DURIANS ARE OP"
Sun, 01/20/2013 - 23:28
#1306
Don't waste cookies!
My zoombified body climbs out of the trash can hurling moldy fruit and a half eaten cheeseburger at Doom-Xx.
I hand Infernus-Dragneel a foul piece of meat, covered with maggots, to throw at Doom.
Mon, 01/21/2013 - 07:54
#1307
Ant-loaf
That foul piece of meat Infernus was handed is me, so I leap onto Infernus' face and pull it off with salad tongs.
I give it to Doom and run away.
Mon, 01/21/2013 - 07:59
#1308
GAH!
I fell to the ground dead.
Dead....
Dead....
Oh wait, cookies shall avenge me!
Mon, 01/21/2013 - 09:25
#1309
and cookies you shall
and cookies you shall get.
/throws rock hard springerles at Infernus-Dragneel that were left over from Christmas, hitting him in the head and splitting his skull wide open
Blood gushes everywhere.
Tue, 01/22/2013 - 15:53
#1310
I pop Iamnoone's head with my
I pop Iamnoone's head with my Cocohan and T bag his body then I throw his body in boiling water making iamnoone soup
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 03:12
#1311
Throw melons
I throw big melons to Doom and throw everyone melons to dead, killing everyone except me.
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:31
#1312
Ant-loaf
I eat your big melons, and still have room for desert. I begin to consume my well-earned slice of cheesecake.
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:45
#1313
So I burn your cheesecake
So I burn your cheesecake with my chili driver and you burn your mouth
Fri, 01/25/2013 - 07:23
#1314
I throw cotton candy in front
I throw cotton candy in front of your chili driver and it erupts into a ball of blue flames in your face.
Fri, 01/25/2013 - 09:30
#1315
Ant-loaf
Immortous gives thanks!
I finish eating my unharmed cheesecake, and let Iamnoone have a slice. Then I throw my dirty plate and fork at Doom.
Fri, 01/25/2013 - 14:59
#1316
I deflect it and you eat
I deflect it and you eat rotten paper plate
I fire my Chili Driver in Iamnoone's mouth
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 06:27
#1317
I throw a burned
I throw my fiery melons to Doom-Xx
I eat a papayas.
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 14:08
#1318
I dodge and burn your mouth
I dodge and burn your mouth as well
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 15:42
#1319
After burying my tongue in a
After burying my tongue in a bowl of ice cream for a while...
/dumps a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with tomato sauce over Doom-Xx' head
Mon, 01/28/2013 - 16:41
#1320
After taking a shower...
I
After taking a shower...
I shove a bottle of wine into Iamnoone making him drunk
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 01:35
#1321
I throw my papayas to
I throw my papayas to Iamnoone.
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 06:56
#1322
Beings as I'm drunk...
I stumble and fall to my face when I lunge forward trying to catch the papayas. I grope along the floor, finally reaching them.
/randomly throws the papaya in the most sloppy fashion
/looks down to see mushed papaya dripping down my legs
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 07:31
#1323
I fill Iamnoone stomach with
I fill Iamnoone stomach with banana bombs.
Iamnoone expoloded so hard that it flies to Isora.
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 15:25
#1324
Do it to me! I wanna see
Do it to me! I wanna see Isora again!
Tue, 01/29/2013 - 17:46
#1325
Ant-loaf
I drop a banana peel in the middle of the floor and melt back into the shadows...... O_O
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 01:05
#1326
Unfortunately....
I blast Doom-Xx butt with my rocket bananas so Doom-Xx flies into Isora.
Unfortunately, Isora is stolen by the combined force of the greys, reptilians, and gremlins.
You're sorrounded by gremlins armed with machine peanut guns, and peanuts are poisonous for knights to eat or touch.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:08
#1327
I find a banana peel on the
I find a banana peel on the floor and use it to slap anyone who comes near me.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:11
#1328
I give a pea of power to
I give a pea of power to Immortous.
Unfortunately they are poisonous.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:27
#1329
Immortous has pea power o.0
/steps back and puts on a rain coat
Yo, Immortous.
Watch out for splash back.
/smacks Fleet-Miss-Gun with my banana peel
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 07:35
#1330
Time travel.
/dodge Iamnoone attack.
/enter the banana time machine.
/goes back to 1940s.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:34
#1331
FALCON PUNCH!
/Was already in the 1940's
/Sets up a trap
/Makes popcorn
/Gives to next poster.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:42
#1332
/see Iamnoone grandfather
/see Iamnoone grandfather killed.
/paradox naturally happens.
/i eat a cookie.
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:51
#1333
you ignored the popcorn xD
It's mine now.
/grabs the popcorn
Thanks Fallconn.
/starts to eat the popcorn
~the light bulb turns on above no one's head~
/jumps up and runs to the kitchen
~sounds of hurried cooking actions come from the kitchen~
/comes back with popcorn balls
/throws one at Fleet-Miss-Gun
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 08:54
#1334
/due to a paradox, Iamnoone
/due to a paradox, Iamnoone dissapears.
/give Iamnoone a beer
/Iamnoone is drunk
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 14:31
#1335
okay...
/ I vanish into a state of oblivion completely obliterated
umm...
/ giggles
I'll stay here.
/ sits back and enjoys the ride
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 14:46
#1336
I kill you all with a flour
I kill you all with a flour nuke that destroys Cradle
Wed, 01/30/2013 - 19:44
#1337
I have pea power! =O
I use my pea power to turn Doom and Fleet into pea soup. Then I mix them.
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 00:56
#1338
I use my broccoli to turn me
I use my broccoli to turn me into a skolver with double true love trinkets and a toothpick.
I give my cookie of ninja to Iamnoone.
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:50
#1339
Ant-loaf
I give a random old man the bowl of Doom/Fleet soup and run away.
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 13:39
#1340
YAY!!! <3's ninja
YAY!!! <3's ninja cookie
Immortous, you forgot the crackers!
/throws at package of crackers at Immortous
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 16:56
#1341
I eat the ultimate apple. I
I eat the ultimate apple. I get out of the bowl and give the Get out pea to Iamnoone.
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 05:39
#1342
I stick the pea in my pea
I stick the pea in my pea shooter and hit Doom in the face with it.
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 07:37
#1343
I steal Iamnoone's pants and
I steal Iamnoone's pants and stuff it with mushed mangoes. I "accidentally" drop the pants and you put it back on. Your legs get stuffed with the Mushed Mangoes
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:51
#1344
Mojo-beef
I hand Iamnoone an adult diaper to replace his mango-pants.
I hand Doom a fish....O_O
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 18:30
#1345
~>V<~
A DIAPER OR
~>V<~
A DIAPER OR MANGO-PANTS!!!
/walks away naked
Dang nabbit, I don't even have food to throw.
/head drops
/shoulders slump over
/kicks a rock
OUCH!!!
/jumps up and holds my toe
STUPID FRICKIN FOOD FIGHT.
/pouts
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 20:06
#1346
wut
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Sat, 02/02/2013 - 22:57
#1347
I set Iamnoone on fire and I
I set Iamnoone on fire and I roast marshmallows on him(or her)
Sat, 02/02/2013 - 23:38
#1348
Did you forgot about me? The
Did you forgot about me? The cookie monster?
Anyhow, I decided to make an epic comeback by overflowing the fountain with fizzy pops.
Mwahahaha!
Sun, 02/03/2013 - 09:47
#1349
I kill Infernus-Dragneel for
I kill Infernus-Dragneel for eating my kind!
I shoot a dragon toasty jalapeno buster to Infeernus-Dragneel, killing him.
Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:41
#1350
Post #1345
Uh...I dunno what to do.....Have another adult diaper? =O
I throw no one's mango-pants at Doom.
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