I eat everything.
I try to make a food joke, butt f*** it
Food Fight!
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 04:47
#1352
I eat everything.
I try to
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:57
#1353
Mojo-beef
Ooh fancy! You can have more of my potatoes to shoot if ya like!
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 15:39
#1354
It slices. It dices.
Thanks Immortous
/loads the hopper and sets it to slice
/pelts Fleet in the face with the potato slices
I'll dice you next time.
Mon, 02/04/2013 - 17:32
#1355
( ' - ' )
*Eats all unused food.
Tue, 02/05/2013 - 14:18
#1356
Here this is unused.
/throws rotten tomatoes at Duskfinder
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:22
#1357
Hahahahah
I wish Xxpapaya does know that Luguiru says he's in hell.
/throws pizza to Iamnoone
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:27
#1358
YAY!!! THANKS!!!
/shares the
YAY!!! THANKS!!!
/shares the pizza with Fleet
/throws a slice up in the air
/sits back and watches the show
Wed, 02/06/2013 - 23:44
#1359
Aabluedragon loads a cannon
Aabluedragon loads a cannon with condiments and leaves volatile vineger on the barrel then proceeds to meander into the nearest Love Puppy.
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 03:13
#1360
I kick Draboar's butt so hard
I kick Draboar's butt so hard that it flies into Earth.
I give Iamnoone a cookie (that has poison! Don't tell this to Iamnoone)
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 20:23
#1361
Ant-loaf
I confiscate the poisoned cookie and shove it into Iam's seed shooter. I point the barrel at Fleet at pull the trigger.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 14:14
#1362
:)
/gives Immortous a cake
/flings the left over icing at Fleet
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 15:32
#1363
Mojo-beef
@Iam - I accept you! =D
/eats cake
/throws Fleet into a vat of boiling olive oil
Anyone up for fried-fleet?
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 21:19
#1364
XD
Bakes a pie and does the
Good old clowns-pie-in-the-face-thingy
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 23:01
#1365
<^>
I get out of that oil olive and shouts, "You can die at any time, get over with it."
I GIVE A COOKIE THAT GRANTS AN SPEED BUFF TO IAMNOONE.
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 01:19
#1366
Thanky. Accepts the cookie
Thanky. Accepts the cookie and wolfs it down in an instant. Starts talking quicker and quicker. A pea explosion. That is what we need. Green goo dripping all over people. I need to write my shopping list. Get ready to go out to the store. Bring my money with...
/starts talking so fast it becomes inaudible
/movements become fast and jerky
/turns to walk down the hall but walks into the doorway
/bounces
/smacks the wall
/bounces
/smacks the wall
/trips
/falls on my face
/quickly tries to get up
/falls on face
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 01:27
#1367
I gave noone a cookie that
I gave noone a cookie that grants strenght and defense buff but debuff your smartness!
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 02:05
#1368
I look at you with a puzzled
I look at you with a puzzled expression on my face.
I don't know if I want to do it twice. My nose still hurts from the last one. Speaking of nose...
/smells the cookie
Yummy.
/smells again
/bites and inhales the cookie in one motion
Sucker ain't I?
/tries to kick my own butt from being so stupid
/runs in circles
/turns to defend and protect myself
/runs in circles the other way
I'm going to kick your butt
/the circle being run reverses
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 02:15
#1369
I stabbed your face with my
I stabbed your face with my dagger and I took you all into the jail.
We combined you all with toxic gas, icy shards, big knikes, blue fire, shadowy matters, lightning bolts, boulders, and cosmic energy in the jail.
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 12:45
#1370
Mojo-beef
Oh my. Throws a Cookie of Restoration to no one.
EAT THE COOOOKIE!
Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:51
#1371
/noms on the cookie
/starts
/noms on the cookie
/starts to feel better
Thanks, I was getting worried there. But now we don't have a cookie.
/thinks
/looks at the store with oreos
Nah.
/looks at the bakery who's clerk's already know me
Nah...Well?
Hum...
Just then a school bus filled with girl scouts goes by.
Am I that low to mug a girl scout.
/giggles
/chases the bus down the street to a red light
/jumps on and hijacks the entire bus, that wasn't just filled with girl scouts, full of cases of girl scout cookies
Mon, 02/18/2013 - 15:58
#1372
Mojo-beef
Uh, Iam....this is the Food Fight, not the Cookie Game.....Maybe we should leave cookies alone in this thread. XD
Tue, 02/19/2013 - 15:43
#1373
Dang, caught. Lost in a
Dang, caught. Lost in a thread and not remembering what thread I was parked in. :P
Leave the cookies alone? :/
Won't they get lonely?
/giggles
Well okay,
/giggles more
/throws the cookies at you
Tue, 02/19/2013 - 18:09
#1374
Mojo-beef
/catches them all in my mouth
/starts to chew
/chokes
.....MMMMFHFFHF!!!!! MEFFHFHFUUUGMMMM!!!!
/falls backward
/dislodged cookie flies out of my mouth
/inhales precious air
......>_<....o_o!
Wed, 02/20/2013 - 13:53
#1375
You have to be careful with
You have to be careful with those cookies. You never know when they'll fight back but I'm glad you're breathing again. I think we scared everyone off.
/uses the door knob of the thread and rubber bands to make a sling shot rigged to hit who ever opens the door next
/loads the sling shot with a rotten egg
/sneaks out the window
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:26
#1376
FALCON PUNCH!
And I take the cookies as you sneak out the window, you try to grab them but I just shove you out of the window and watch as you plummet to your doom.
Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:16
#1377
Ant-loaf
Whoa....hold on.....did you just run away with my half-eaten cookies.......??
NASTY
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 09:13
#1378
/smacks you with a dead
/smacks you with a dead fish
Ya.
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 05:56
#1379
/throws a knife.
/throws a knife.
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 20:55
#1380
/ducks
/watches the knife
/ducks
/watches the knife bounce off of Immortous' massive stone chest
/knife sinks into Fallconn's forehead and is sticking out of his hat
/giggles
Fallconn turns and looks at me giggling with the knife still in his head.
Need some butter with that knife?
/throws a stick of butter at Fallconn
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:03
#1381
/Hits Iamnoone
/Hit Iamnoone On The Head Knocking Him Out.
i Grab The Knife Out Of Fallcon And Spread The Butter All Around On His Face.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:15
#1382
Boom.
*kicks Iamnoone into a chasm* I then proceed to force feed you (gravator) cookies. Why is this bad? Ask the mewcat that just blew up. Boom.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 14:53
#1383
NO!!!!
/tries to resist
The
NO!!!!
/tries to resist
The food goes down no matter how hard I resist and struggle.
/feels my stomach turn
/gags
/my insides explode splattering me across the walls and ceiling
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 19:00
#1384
Mojo-beef
I pour Iam's splattered remains into an "Iamnoone" mold, along with some Elmer's glue, and wait.
/waits....
/waits....
/checks watch....
/sees watch is broken....
/looks for a clock....
/etc....
/falls asleep....
When I wake up, the mold has broke in two, and all I see are wet footprints leading out of the house....
Fri, 03/01/2013 - 16:33
#1385
/wakes up in total darkness
/wakes up in total darkness and wonders where I am
/tries to move but is bound like a mummy
/wiggles
/struggles
/kicks
I here a crack, then a smash. I am free. The complete darkness is replaced with the darkness of night.
/has a flashback, Gzilla's foot
/finds the door and goes looking for him
/thinks that I need something...something like a coconut...no quiche
/goes to the grocery store and gets one
/finds Gzilla and forces him to eat it
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 13:28
#1386
Ant-loaf
Nah, quiche are amazing! We need something better... how about 7 bean soup?
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 15:35
#1387
I thought I was the only one
I thought I was the only one on the planet who liked quiche.
7 bean soup!?!
You know someone who has access to hundreds, maybe thousands, of beans. And every potato known to mankind. When it comes to food fighting, you should stay on my side.
/by-passes the soup and loads the seed shooter/slicer/dicer gun with cranberry beans
/randomly shoots everything that moves leaving bright red berry stains on all that I hit
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 19:09
#1388
joining in... again
wakes up and eats daily necro pie. Throws razer sharp crusts at everyone.
Mon, 03/11/2013 - 06:51
#1389
Ant-loaf
Oh ok.... I guess we can't let this thread die.
So, as I said before....7 bean soup! >=D
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 01:34
#1390
^ Is so right.
/finds a box of dinosaur shaped jello jigglers lying around at McDonald's
/wonders if they're for a kids birthday party
/doesn't care, grabbing the box and slipping out the door with them
/skips a cherry t-rex off of Immortous' head and it goes splut on Shotjeer's face
/giggles
/tries again with an orange stegosaurus hoping to get Gzilla
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 07:59
#1391
Mojo-beef
/Wonders what kid wanted his birthday party at McDonald's...
/Goes back into McDonald's
/Grabs them fishy-fishy-fishy-McBites!
"No worries Iam, I've got Gzilla for you!"
/Stuffs them all into Gzilla's mouth
/Watches Gzilla gag and fall to the ground convulsing
"...This is why I don't eat at McDonald's..."
O_O
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 13:06
#1392
Bleep bloop bloop
I'm Back!
*ambushes lamnoone and Immortous with sloppy wet rancid zombie fish and slaps them in their faces.
*Disappears...
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:58
#1393
MWAHAHA
I use my necro pir to destroy you! *Proceeds to throw pies at everyone*
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:18
#1394
/flies and dives for the pie
/flies and dives for the pie
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:34
#1395
Ahem, whats a "necro pir"?
/sees Iam's dive for the pie
/grabs Iam's hand before he takes a bite of the pie
"NO! That's one of them turnover-pie-things from McDonald's! You don't want to end up like Gzilla!" O_O
Thu, 03/14/2013 - 19:15
#1396
Ew!!!
Those things.
Um...
One
Ew!!!
Those things.
Um...
One day last summer, a million degrees and driving that sweatbox called a truck...
I was so hungry and so tired of living off of bananas I stole off of the truck...
That ONE thing...
I preyed to the enamel god for hours BUT...
that enamel god was a face plant in some tree somewhere in between here and death.
/shudders at the thought of that thing
/curls up in the fetal position and sweats profusely
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 08:06
#1397
=O
Here, take my handkerchief!
/throws wet sock at Iam
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 06:49
#1398
o.0
What did you soak the sock in?
/throws the wet sock over my head hitting who ever is standing behind me
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:06
#1399
@no one
Well.....I did say it was a handkerchief. Take a guess! =P
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:23
#1400
They told me to leave. I stayed.
Wow.
Thanks for the offer Immortous but I went home and got real pants. I also made this cool shooter here. It's a seed shooter. It has a hopper to feed the ammo. You can stick whole watermelons in and a barrage of seeds comes out. And if you turn the barrel, it can shoot slices. Turn the barrel again, it dices. Turn it again, it mashes. One more time and it shoots whole things like eggs and tomatoes. Check this out.
/grabs one of your potatoes
/shoves it in the hopper
/shoots and covers Fleet in mashed potatoes in less than a second
/shoves a banana in, Infernus gets pelted with banana chips.
WATERMELON TIME!!!!
/shoves in a melon
No one is safe.
/giggles
/goes on a crazy shooting spree shooting everyone.