/sprays Royal-Night with whipped cream
You gotta have it with pie.
Food Fight!
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:09
#1402
/sprays Royal-Night with
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 08:38
#1403
Ant-loaf
Okay then...
/throws wet taco at Shotjeer...
>_>
Fri, 03/22/2013 - 14:18
#1404
HAHA
I blast the taco out of the air with Doom's Cocohan. *Throws necro pie at Immortous, along with Iamnoone's Whip Cream ;)
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 19:19
#1405
Stabs Shotjeer with my celery
Stabs Shotjeer with my celery sword.
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 18:41
#1406
>=o
Hey Iam, can I have some of that celery when your finished? I have some unfinished business with Shotjeer as well!
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 19:23
#1407
XD
/drops a case of celery next to Immortous' leg
You can have all the celery you want.
/whispers, i know someone in the biz and can get you all the potatoes you want too
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:39
#1408
Mojo-beef
@Iam- All the taters I want? Call 'em up for meh! =O
/throws celery javelin-style at Shotjeer
/laughs evilly as Shotjeer dives around in terror
"Stand still you!"
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 15:24
#1409
Deal, let me know what you
Deal, let me know what you want, size, quantity and when...
/knocks Shotjeer down with the patty from the last "world's biggest hamburger" event.
Shotjeer is flattened like a pancake under the big burger.
Umm...I don't think he's going anywhere.
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 18:53
#1410
I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
I hit you with a seasoned wolver-on-a-stick that was baked, and blast off to outer space with my prototype rocket hammer, but something happened to the hammer mid-flight...(Which was...)
Wed, 03/27/2013 - 17:05
#1411
/slaps Intel with a dead
/slaps Intel with a dead fish.
Wed, 03/27/2013 - 18:20
#1412
You are dead. Not big surprise.
The slap from the dead fish pushes me in an orbit around cradle (the planet Haven is on) and days later, I fall from my orbit, burning up through the atmosphere, and I crash into Shotjeer, creating an explosion.
Thu, 03/28/2013 - 12:15
#1413
Iam!
I wan't as many spuds as you can give me! Tonight! ...Please. =D
Thu, 03/28/2013 - 19:16
#1414
Wow, I'm visiting again guise
and looks as if I'm the prime target. No matter!
/throws durian at Iam
/throws 2 durians at Immo
/throws 3 durians at Intel
This is a durian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:18
#1415
@ Immortous
Deal.
You couldn't have asked at a better time. We brought in tractor trail loads of them today, every kind and size you could want.
/throws a coconut at Shotjeer
THUMP!!!
Wed, 04/10/2013 - 17:14
#1416
I KEEL YOU ALL!
I put my wife's cooking in the center of the room. Next thing you know, everyone lays on the floor bleeding, while I just mummer, "Bah, wait until you taste her cooking on lasagna night!"
Thu, 04/11/2013 - 04:32
#1417
/rolls on the floor wanting
/rolls on the floor wanting to die.
Lasagna? No thanks.
/finds the last poisoned potato and hurls it at Hyper.
Thu, 04/11/2013 - 10:53
#1418
Im back....
/e drops the creep cake frosting from the Defeated creep-cakes in frag-fest to Hyper's mouth. (oh, all 9001 minis and 1000 large creep cakes of them)
Sorry, I need a place to drop the frosting after I cleaned up the area in that thread.
Sat, 04/13/2013 - 10:28
#1419
dAMMIT. IM BAAAAAAAAAACK
I take a mound of rotten apples and I kill people with them.
How?
....
Use your imaginations
Tue, 04/16/2013 - 03:00
#1420
I take those rotten apples
I take those rotten apples and turn them into alcohol which I use to fill my supersoaker gun.
/sits with my bic lighter aiming at the thread door waiting for the next person to enter
Thu, 04/18/2013 - 17:49
#1421
COME BACK TO THE MAX!! >:D
dodged lamnoone's assault
i came back from the dead to this thread as well as the king of the hill thread. Summon this http://youtu.be/MCO3_V9GHGY
Fatality
flawless victory
Mon, 04/22/2013 - 04:13
#1422
Throws a potato up in the air
Throws a potato up in the air wondering if it will make Immortous appear.
Mon, 04/22/2013 - 06:16
#1423
KABLAMOOOOOO
I HAVE APPEARED! =O
/leaps
/catches potato mid-air
/lands
/eats potato!
Mon, 04/22/2013 - 07:40
#1424
ambushed by french bread
/ while immortous is eating potato, i ambushed him by doing this http://youtu.be/YbsrSwwjktU with french bread.
Tue, 04/23/2013 - 03:47
#1425
...
everyone dies...
and JIM DALEs
Tue, 04/23/2013 - 03:47
#1426
...
everyone dies...
and JIM DALEs
Tue, 04/23/2013 - 15:10
#1427
NOOOO!!!!
You can't attack
NOOOO!!!!
You can't attack Immortous after I gave him a potato. He'll think I set him up.
/rapidly throws artichokes at Piosionus like they're Chinese stars.
Tue, 04/23/2013 - 19:05
#1428
Ant-loaf
@Iam- Aw, I know you'd never intentionally swindle me out of a potato Iam! No worries! ^_^
Piousionus' attack with that baguette made me lose the rest of my potato! ....This means war!....=O
/leaps
/bounds
/lands beside Iamnoone
"Plug your nostrils Iam! Do like Luguiru, and stuff a pair of tapeworms up there!"
/plugs own nose
/throws limburger cheese grenades at Piosionus
Wed, 04/24/2013 - 18:20
#1429
I don't like tofu
/throws a tofu burger at shotjeer
Wed, 04/24/2013 - 18:33
#1430
DON'T BE SO MEAN! (:o
lamnoone: did this with your artichokes http://youtu.be/NFWa7YdXuTA i know you have the ability to throw rapidly but i have the skills to slice them with my baguette.
immortous: plug nose with close pin instead of tape worm. do you even know what tape worms even do?
/tape worm grows up to become this: http://youtu.be/EItCmEG414c
/tape worm destroys lam and immortous
thats why you don't stuff tape worms up your nose kids. it will destroy you.
Wed, 04/24/2013 - 19:52
#1431
@Piosionus
Aha! I think you should be the one worrying about how best to plug thine nostrils, no? You have the limburger at your feet! (But yes I know what they do.)
However, this is why you use the tapeworms! (Scroll through that one post to find it.)
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 02:01
#1432
5 minutes later no one comes back...
and throws a rotten egg at Immortous.
I never did find it.
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 07:09
#1433
I think Lug's post scared them off! =O
/blocks egg with a shield made of waffle fries.
"What didn't you find Iam?"
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 10:00
#1434
Dang, that post was that long
Dang, that post was that long it made you forget why you were there too?
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:17
#1435
Ohhh the tapeworms? That part is near the middle-end of the post. =P
Sun, 04/28/2013 - 04:47
#1436
OOO defense force
Hate to say this but it looks like it's just you and me, Immortous so...
/grabs a handful of my never ending pudding supply and throws it at you
Sun, 04/28/2013 - 11:16
#1437
Ahem
*taps door to remind them that Im still here* When they turn around, I spary them with my whip cream thrower.
Sun, 04/28/2013 - 12:06
#1438
Iam! D=
How could you??
/puts waffle fry shield up to block pudding
"I thought we were fr-*Gets smothered by whipped cream*-iends..."
Tue, 04/30/2013 - 04:15
#1439
Sorry, I was getting despite.
Sorry, I was getting despite. It's been too long. I needed someone to throw something at. :P
Shotjeer, you forgot the cherries to put on top of the whipped cream.
/pelts Shotjeer with a handful of cherries.
Tue, 04/30/2013 - 18:58
#1440
Mojo-beef
/wipes whipped cream off
Ah alright Iam. I know we've gotta keep a classic thread like this going!
Just one thing...
/grabs a handful of cherries
/throws them at Iam
Uh....that may or may not have been meant for Shotjeer....heh heh....^_^
Wed, 05/01/2013 - 05:05
#1441
/gets pelted in the face with
/gets pelted in the face with cherries
/turns to Immortous with cherries stuck in my eye sockets
/inhales and spits a cherry back at Immortous
/runs, jumps, tackles Immortous driving his face into the whipped cream
/looks at Shotjeer
/runs, tackles Shotjeer who also receives a whipped cream whitewashing
Immortous, this is more than just a classic thread. Did you read the OP? It is an original forum game created from the interactions between users. It started in the random thread. It's not just a game seen elsewhere and brought here or intentionally thought of for enrichment of our forum game collection. It just happened. That is something very rare and special. It won't be long before this game is standard issue on forums like the 3 word game.
Wed, 05/01/2013 - 11:03
#1442
/stands up, covered in whipped cream again
/wipes cream off
/sprays caramel sauce at Iam and Shotjeer
"Aha!"
/slips and falls back into the fluffy cream
~
Yep, I do realize how this thread came about. By "classic" I meant that the game just seems so right. Like it's been around for eons. =P
Wed, 05/01/2013 - 12:28
#1443
DEATH FROM BELOW
the ground explodes with whip cream, causing you to get covered by whip cream. Mean while, I push you into chasm, and give you a cherry bomb to remember me by
Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:58
#1444
/I find the wrecked MCV and
/I find the wrecked MCV and grab all of the licorice out of it
/I quickly braid the licorice into a rope and throw it to Immortous
Opps!!! I was supposed to hold on to one end of that. All well.
/yells down into the chasm
Here, have some candy.
Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:48
#1445
Ant-loaf
/ties licorice rope into a lasso
/throws it up and loops it around the MCV
/rappels up the chasm
"Hey Shotjeer, look!"
/pushes Shotjeer into the chasm while he's looking
"Want some licorice Iam?"
Sun, 05/05/2013 - 05:01
#1446
Sure, I would love
Sure, I would love some.
/eats some licorice
I knew the wrecked MCV would come in handy for something.
/searches the MCV for more candy
/sprays Shotjeer with soda
/dumps pop rocks candy on him
/giggles as he pops and fizzles
Sun, 05/05/2013 - 07:11
#1447
I like poison.
Makes Lamonne shalow somentoxic chems, then slams a pie in his face. Then I pull down his pants and run away while building a fort.
Sun, 05/05/2013 - 09:29
#1448
"...Lamonne..." ~Lord-Of-Dragos
Sun, 05/05/2013 - 10:05
#1449
I have my reasons for that.......
Like bad spelling....... And autocorrect. ._.
Sun, 05/05/2013 - 10:21
#1450
^
Haha no worries.
I just always get a kick out of people calling Iam "Lamoone", or "Lamonne."
It's an I, not and L!
*throws necro pie at Royal-Night* I take a log(beaver food), and smash everyone with it. My Necro pies will give you very terrible food poisoning, and will kill you in 10 weeks, after a ton of excrutiating pain.