I use dark rituals.
Dark Ritual Armageddon!
Now killing you and everybody except the orphans. GIMME DA MONEY TO FEED THE ORPHANS!
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Sun, 05/06/2012 - 06:53
#502
Armageddon twice!
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 07:00
#503
I will survive !
I'm a orphan so it dosen't effect me !
I kill Abyssal-flamberge with a Flameberge and set his body on fire whist saying "NO MONEY FOR YOU" I take all the cookies and lock a Portion of the cookies in the FSC , IMF , RJP and GW. NO COOKIE FOR EVERYONE.
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i eat a cookie :D
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 07:16
#504
I snipe you.
And burn the cookie.
More orpahns come, I feed them with teh cookies.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 07:26
#505
I make a large batch of
I make a large batch of oatmeal and raisin cookies. I give all but 1 to Atrumvindex to help feed the orphans then I hide the last one in an underground vault and put land mines all around the vault.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 11:27
#506
FALCON PUNCH!
but i just leap over the land-minds, grab the cookies, and place them ON the land-mines, bake a new batch, and run.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 15:26
#507
Derpp
I get eaten by snarby who proceeds to try to eat the cookies. After getting blown up by the landmine I jump out of his flaming gastro-intestinal tract and grab the last surviving cookie before escaping back to the suggestions forum.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:56
#508
Blows it up I take the cookie
Blows it up I take the cookie but get banned by Gm's who hate having their forum blown up. But along with me the cookie gets banned.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:09
#509
But I hack the ban take the
But I hack the ban take the cookie and run and wonder why do I want these tracking cookies
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:13
#510
Slips through ban by bribing
Slips through ban by bribing GM's with cookies (they really love them) then punches Hij in the face take the cookie and give it to the Gm's try taking it back NOW!!!!!!!
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:44
#511
What if ...
I bake better cookies than Iamnoone and offer them to the GMs for the original cookie back, and when i take the cookie i throw it into the core where the alpha squad eats it. Now no one can get it.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:52
#512
No subject line spam here, move along
I knock on the core door saying "Boswick I have more beer, let me in"
Boswick lets me in and closes the door before Vaelyn can get in too.
Vaelyn screams "GIVE ME MY DVDS BACK YOU *&%$" and pounds on the door.
Boswick ignores her and watches House on Haunted Hill with the Alpha Squad and me.
I eat a cookie.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:08
#513
I get in through a skylight
I get in through a skylight and eat with you guys.
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 05:54
#514
I parachute
down and cook 8million cookies for the alpha squad and we sit around a camp fire eating cookies and singing cumbya
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:49
#515
Partycrashers .... LOL
The swarm gatecrashes your camp fire and you and the alpha team have to fight them off. Meanwhile while you guys are fighting I steal all the cookies, ALL of them and leave you and the alpha squad to keep fighting the infinite spawning swarm.
Have fun ! :D
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 09:14
#516
I hack the game destroy the
I hack the game destroy the swarm punch you take back the cookies and we continue partying while blasting Sorry for Party Rocking I also bribe the gm's again with cookies so I don't get banned
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 19:55
#517
FALCON PUNCH!
mhmmm, but i bribe them with more cookies, and they ban you, i take the cookies and we split them 20-80
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 20:53
#518
I do a Chuck Norris style
I do a Chuck Norris style roundhouse kick to the side of your head and make you drop the cooikies. I grab them and transport to an unknown planet and keep them for myself.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 09:32
#519
EXPLOSIONS!
I get un-banned and blow up that planet by throwing the remains of the skylark at it.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 10:28
#520
FALCON PUNCH!
Iam's foot breaks on my face, i jump off the planet and land on another one, with the cookie.......
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:08
#521
i smash falconn with a pie,
i smash falconn with a pie, take the golden cookie, and run to the general discussion forums
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 19:55
#522
I then
steal the tracking cookies and continue to party with the alpha squad and invite every one
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 23:22
#523
then I.....
I crashed to the party and sprayed 100 tear gas spray to everyone and put bombs to their feet and when they move or remove it or anything that touch it, iy will go 'BOOM' then I put out 100 detonators on the ground and spread it. Then I saw the cookie just behind the door =_=' oh k and I was outside the door and took the cookie. Then I told my rabid snarbolax and rabid bunnies to support me. Then I set up a new building with a water spray around it and hound dogs , hedgehogs, lasers, shredders, fire spray,and cookie monster that has been turned into knight monster (knight eating monsters)
And I hid the cookie in my detonated floor base AND FOUND A SPECIAL KEY THAT I HID TO OPEN THE BOMB STORE =_='' too bad ooh at the second thought i had another key to open the bomb store so i bought 50000 detonators and spread it on the rods.
From,
Pegazuz =)
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 06:26
#524
Traitor
all spiral knights lable you a roge extremist we get the bomb squad remove all the bombs kill you destroy your fort and move the party to the core
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 22:33
#525
Blinded and limping with a
Blinded and limping with a broken foot I feel and smell my way to the cookie. I don't care if it tracks, is golden or what you do to me. I sit in the corner and eat it.
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 22:38
#526
No subject line spam here, move along
I run you over with the Zamboni and take the cookie out of your hands. I realize it's eaten already and buy more cookies from Ms. Fields'.
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:28
#527
Firin' mah lazer
Then I bought 1 bazooka, sniper,cannon,war tank, and 10000 army of copied shadow lair boss and natural boss (RB,IQ,RRT,DV) Then i fired out a bullet of sniper to Pladypus and =_= i was just at the back of him then i used my bazooka at Pladypus and took the cookie and i put a smoke bomb inside the bazooka and cannon and fired it so Pladypus would not know I took it. and Ifired the cannon with D vanaduke in it then i put a lazer in the sniper and rampaged Then i flew and reached the moon with a space helmet and found 20 kinds of violent aliens and mind control them to protect me .
Pegazuz's =3 plan
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:38
#528
But I already had C4 on the
But I already had C4 on the moon so kaboom for you!
-Gzilla
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 10:38
#529
We're Not Even Near The Moon! Or Earth!
I CE revive Playdypus, and run up to Gzilla, drive him into the air with my Khorovod, and pivot with my blade, using the flat end to send you sailing into the Clockworks. I then walk up to Pladypus, Ce rev him, and give him half of the cookie.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 18:11
#530
Overkill time!
Tactical Nuke detected.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:06
#531
I grab that half of cookie
I grab that half of cookie from Pladypus and save it before it gets radiated. It is nice and safe in a lockbox. OH NO!!! It's being auctioned off right now for 1000 crowns.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 02:37
#532
Bought the cookies and sold
Bought the cookies and sold it for 100.000ce
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 21:27
#533
Takes 100.000 CE from
Takes 100.000 CE from Xplad/Pladypus/Delardino while punting cookie into the clockworks.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 19:05
#534
I break out my new hunting
I break out my new hunting blade and cut Gzilla into millions of tiny pieces down in clockworks. The cookie sits there waiting for me to pick it up and walk away with it. I hold it. Pet it and tell it, it is a nice cookie. Then I take a big bite out of it.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 23:27
#535
Approaches Iamnoone *Pokemon
Approaches Iamnoone *Pokemon Music* dah dah dah dha da. Biodragey used...LOOK OVA ThERE ITS A HEALTH PILL *Take's cookie* Hides in pocket dimension in our inventory.
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 08:11
#536
I used a creeper...
to send up sky high and take the cookie and put it inside the newly found spot that players used to have partys. aka the zoo.
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:03
#537
FALCON PUNCH!
i shoot it down, and watch as it falls to the ground, there's a giant explosion, the cookie goes flying! and its going, going, going...GONE! FALCON CATCHES IT IN HIS MOUTH! THE GAME IS OVER!!!
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 14:57
#538
but i take falcon in my fist
but i take falcon in my fist and crush his throwt and behed him before he can eat it. i then transform into a nuclear bomb and explode me and the cookie
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 23:06
#539
Cookie heist
I go find Mrs Fields. I beat the cookies out of her. But she doesn't have nearly enough for this thread. I find Mr Field's and send the Mrs a ransom note. Soon a truck full of chocolate chip cookies arrives. I crack the back door open with a tire iron. I start tossing cookies up into the air for everyone. I yell, We all have the cookies now.
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 09:41
#540
FALCON PUNCH!
i shoot you in the face with a bazooka, take the cookie and leave.
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 13:41
#541
>XD
i hit you with a frieng pan and run away laughing mwahahaha oh and i eat the cookies and close my helmet no harm >:)
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 01:07
#542
I stick out my foot and trip
I stick out my foot and trip you making the cookies fly in the air as you fall. People with cookies shouldn't run. I snatch them out of the air. Throw them over your head to Fallconn and yell keep away from Maxamusx.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:33
#543
As I watch Iamnoone catches
As I watch Iamnoone catches the cookie. I blasted "Hot Girls have problems" while wearing ear plugs. I picked up the cookie and hopped away happily while eating a cookie and feeds little pieces to cats as they walk along with me.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 15:53
#544
but i get a time machine
but i get a time machine which travels to 12:32 military eastern time and take the cookie before aible does.
then i hidez the golden cookie in Dyrus's spiral knight locker
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 17:16
#545
lol
Grittle takes the cookie out of Dyrus's locker and I come and summon an army of Nyan cats and one tac nayn to annoy Grittle to death.
Then I take the cookie from Grittles dead body and walk away.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:37
#546
I hit Leafblader on the head
I hit Leafblader on the head with a hammer and knock him unconscious. I stand over the lifeless body looking at the helpless lump. I easily take the cookie and laugh.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:26
#547
revenge!
I wake up and hit lamnoone with a half-dead fish take the cookie and run away.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 11:24
#548
Trip
i trip leafblader, steal the cookie, and syncronize with another timeline
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 21:15
#549
I go to the outer edge of the
I go to the outer edge of the universe and fold it back towards the center. Timelines get distorted and a hole rips the space timeline continuum apart. Your cookie flies throw space and time landing in my pocket. I jump into the hole never to be seen again.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 10:56
#550
I jump in after you, knock
I jump in after you, knock you out, and steal the cookie. I then plant a dark matter nuke to destroy the universe, and teleport everyone to an alternate dimension.
i have already killed all the orphans I find the cookie in an alley and grab it