Alternate normal dimension me comes, points Lamnoone to something and wrings the cookie out of his body like water to a sponge, the cookies juice solidifies into a normal cookie due to new dimension logic and i run back to self's dimension with it.
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you die in the alternate dimension, and the cookie is transported to me somehow. i sit down at a table with a fork and a knife and begin to eat the cookie when....
The table is actually on top of a 30ftbuilding and the devilites have dangled you over the edge for laughs. I take he cookie and hang glides away before they come to hang me too.
i grab a machine gun and shoot holes through the table, and watch as you fall....i grab the cookie and hand it to Falcon, he pats me on the head and he darts away.
I flip that alternate dimension around and upside down. Fallconn is running but is standing on his head. He punches but his fists hit himself. The cookie falls to the ground, which is up, and my airplane which is flying backwards passes by. I grab the cookie and go somewhere but I'm not really sure where it is. I'm lost with a yummy cookie and don't care. I eat the cookie and it tastes good.
Falls upward into the cockpit of Iamnoone's plane and onto Iamnoone himself, causing him to cough out the cookie and into my hand. Rigs his plane to crash in the Bermuda Triangle and I jump out of the plane with the cookie. Parachutes down safely to the ground. All mine~
All this translated to normal upright so it doesnt get confusing.
You got blown up by AA fire. I took the cookie and rig it to explode and gave it to the next poster. (holds det charge)
has duct taped self back together but notices the cookie being strapped to a cartoonishly oversized charge and tears off one of my limbs to grab the charge off of the cookie and tosses it elsewhere (aka, next to Varm). Retapes my arm back on and steals the cookie for myself.
I throw the charge back to you and hits the button... (explosion) Trobolta was blasted away to Post 567. Try to defuse it next time XP. I take the cookie and gives it to anyone but Trobolta.
Puts myself back together only to discover that I'm 7 long posts away from the cookie and it's current holder ...
.... Snipe Fluff ....
.... Begins my journey back to the cookie
blasts trobolta with death penalty
and flies away uncontrollably
i blast the person with the cookie i shrink it and throw it in the ocean where it will rot and decay then i make another dozen cookies go to the core and strap it with bombs so if anybody comes they blow up i stay make a house with gun puppies and sleep
EoC, the goal of this game to steal the cookie, hence the title. Not to blast me a guhjillion miles into oblivion. *smacks EoC across his face* Now get to the cookie >:I
Im stuck here till the post # allows me to steal it again.
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Trashes Max and Fall and grabs the cookie for myself once more.
All mine~
(its plural didnt u read my post? oh well heres my come back :P): I use the trash can to hit trobolta in the back of the head steal the cookie shoot trobolta 7 times and fly away to the moon!!!!
Those seven shots sent me to the moon as i crash Max's vehicle and steal the cookie form his unmoving body from the wreckage.
I destroy Trobolta with a toothpick and speed away with striker dash. (While nabbing the cookie.)
Sed gets tackled by recon Trobolta and has her/it/his face punched in before i steal the cookie and go invis again.
Trobolta suddenly falls into a sinkhole and recon module gets taken by a snipe. Then I jump in fight the old fashioned way ( fist fighting). I win with a devastating uppercut to the head. I take the cookie and warp to a volcano (I'm pretty sure there are some on cradle) and throw the cookie in there. I jump into the volcano land on a rock and float all the way to my lava lake-side house.
The volcano erupts, sending you, your house and the cookie into the air. I have painted targets else where and the house and you land painfully on to them. The cookie lands safely on my hands. Mine~
you get burned by the lava. i watch as you melt into it, i grab the cookie, and sit on a hill that's 5 miles away, and watch as the village burns....
Jump scares Psycho and burns his face in. Takes the cookie for myself.
Slaps Delardino, steals the cookie and runs for it as he dazes out.
I jump out in front of Trobolta. I raise my hand with two fingers extended. I do a Three Stooges eye poke and watch Trobolta full run come to a sudden end. Trobolta falls on his butt and drops the cookie to cover his eyes with both hands. I pick up the cookie and proudly wake a way with it. I think to myself while biting into the cookie, man that was easy.
GAAAAARRRDGHDA MY EYES!!! /continues to writhe with the cookie still in my hand as Iamnoone ate a plastic and poisonous replica.
My stomach turns. I fall to the ground. Nasty goo foams from my mouth. I don't want the cookie any more. I throw up the fake cookie on the ground.
Gets up and looks over at the dying Iamnoone.
... /pokes him with the tip of my boot.
Yay my cookie! :D
Finds an antidote pill in my pocket and eats it. Then i jump up and beats your *ss. Kick me again fool. Beats the cookies out of you. Giggles. I guess I have the cookies now.
Gets up again with a second wind to shove a stick up your backside, sending you yelping as you dropped your cookie
Mwehehe~ My cookie now~
Feels like a puppet with a stick in me. Looks at you with begging puppet eyes. Hopes you're kind to your puppet and feeds me a cookie.
puppets dont eat. Especially baked goods. *punts the puppet*
Still mine.
That punt knocks the stick out of my butt. I pick it up and knocks the cookies out of you. My cookie now. :)
Tackles and locks Iamnoone and myself together and seemingly kisses IamNoone deep and embracingly, taking the cookie form him as he gets romantically distracted. Releases ourselves from the body lock and walks away, all the while Iamnoone didn't even realize the cookie is gone from his hands.
Forgets about the cookie and gets lost in the embrace and kiss. Allows the cookie to slip from my hand. When unlocked and alone I look at my hand and wonder what happened to my cookie. Begins the hunt to find the cookie thief.
Has the cookie preserved in my pocket as i vomit over the sink.
Sticks my hand in your pocket and feels around for the cookie. Finds what I want and grabs it. Smiles and says I have the cookie now.
An awkward pause but then notices something. Says "You're rather .... less mischievous .... what's gotten into you?". Grabs onto the cookie and slowly plucks it away from your grip.
Slightly later I shake hands with you, but instead of shaking hands I KO you with a nasty frog punch.
My cookie.
Punches back. Below the belt. With a kick. You drop the cookie to attend more important pains as i retake what's mine.
MY cookie.
I slap trobolta with a dead fish take the cookie and run away.
Tears the sink off the wall and tosses it to Leaf. The sink and his head are now in a zillion pieces. Takes the cookie and runs for it myself.
Swipes the cookie from Trobolta, sets a huge nuke on the ground, teleports to another dimension and activates it with a remote control.
The explosion propels me to the other dimension and i grab the cookie as i fly over Excalipoor and im sent back to my previous dimension.
I teleport to Trobolta and clone myself. My clone does a backflip as a distraction while I steal the cookie. I teleport out, leaving my clone with Trobolta. I then eat the cookie, and buy another one from a nonexistant vending machine.
In that new dimension we look funny. We only have one eye. Scales cover our bodies like fish and everyone is bald. We speak a language none of us ever knew before. Rather than having mouths, we absorb food molecules through our skin. I quickly grab the cookie out of your hand before it disappears and squeeze it. It sinks into my body and gets eaten.