Flash steps in front of Iamnoone with a rose in hand and an romantic look on my face. Tricks Iamnoone into giving the cookie by grabbing his hands and performing a switcheroo, replacing his cookie with the rose. After I lovestruck Iamnoone, I leave him the rose while i walk away with the cookie hidden in my coat.
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Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:06
#652
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:43
#653
In awe and thinking about
In awe and thinking about Trobolta, I look at the rose and smell it. My mind wonders. I forget all about the cookie and never notice it is gone. A few minutes later I try to bite the cookie and realize I don't have it anymore. Now I mad. I go to the bakery, kick in the plate glass case and steal one. The clerk tries to stop me. I grab a shard of glass and cut her. I choke her to death and runs away.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 17:49
#654
A freak storm appears.
A freak storm appears. Trobolta is struck by lightning 5 times in a row.
The cookie is burnt, so I yell at Mrs. Fields to give me another cookie. Then I notice that her oven is burnt from overuse.
So I buy one from the local bakery instead.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 18:07
#655
I eat Validous, steal the cookie, eat it, and end the thread :3 no jk... I didn't eat it.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 20:32
#656
Punches and kicks Michaelb in
Punches and kicks Michaelb in the stomach until the cookie comes back. Pulls Michaelb's hair and yanks him to the ground with it. Stomps on his head several times for trying to end the thread. Takes the thrown up cookies and smears his face with it. Goes to the kitchen and bakes a new cookie the size of a pizza. Tapes razor blades to all of my fingers so I can protect the giant cookie.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:39
#657
Tells Iamnoone he has
Tells Iamnoone he has something on his face. He tries to feel it only to have stabbed himself with the razors. Takes the cookie and walks away as he tries to remove the razors off of him.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:59
#658
Pokes you in the back with my
Pokes you in the back with my other hand. Where do you think you're going with that cookie? As you turn to answer, I slash your face and swipe the cookie out of your hand.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:25
#659
DOH DOG MAH FAIC
Staggers as my face was recently torn off. Wrestles Iamnoone for the cookie.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:33
#660
Falls to the floor but never
Falls to the floor but never stops wrestling. I refuse to let the cookie go.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:12
#661
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:40
#662
Miraculously came back to
Miraculously came back to life and trips Venom as he drops the cookie and he fell into a batch of toxic waste. He suffers cancer as the cookie is flung a safe distance away to be contaminated. Grabs the cookie first and runs.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:47
#663
Slashes Venomousbiohazard
Slashes Venomousbiohazard with my razor hands. Pokes his eyes out so he can't run after Trobolta for the cookie. Runs after Trobolta and fights for the cookie.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:00
#664
Blocks and evades Iamnoone's
Blocks and evades Iamnoone's every hit, and kicking him down before continues my run.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:16
#665
I dont have cancer.
Deadly Virulisk full poison res FTW. Falcon punches Iamnoone into the sun. Then he takes her hidden cookie.
P.S. I am the t-2000000000000000.
I dont have eyes XD
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:31
#666
YAY!!! Spreads my arms and
YAY!!! Spreads my arms and flies into the shy yelling I"M KING OF THE UNIVERSE. I pull out my cookie dough and bake another cookie in the rays from the sun.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:05
#667
I swipe the cookie while it's
I swipe the cookie while it's cooling down with oven mitts, and disguise myself as a cookie taster to get away
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:06
#668
@Venom: WHOA wait wait wait.
I've been mistaking Iamnoone for a guy when he's a SHE?! *brain snap*
Stops, throws the cookie away and runs for my life and whatever bit of logic i have left.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:15
#669
Is confused about which one
Is confused about which one is the real cookie, so decides to bake 50000 more
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:20
#670
YOU DIN'T STEAL THE COOOOOKIE
because you din't steal the cookie bluejaylai is condemned from this thread. And i pick up the cookie and eat it. yum .
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:21
#671
Sadly they were all bad/very bad cookies and you get a horrible stomach ache for eating all of them.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:42
#672
*Steals*
Runs to trobolta and steals her cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:54
#673
i throw a double-bladed
i throw a double-bladed battleaxe at venomous biohazard's hand holding the cookie and run away making a L on my forehead with his fingers. when i'm about to bite into something...
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 01:00
#674
@Venom: OUH I SEE
Megaton punches Venom into orbit for referring me and Iamnoone as girls. Has replaced Kraanx's cookie with a Snarby spike.
Is attempting to cross the borders with a small bit of supplies and the cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 01:46
#675
Comes back from being
Comes back from being condemned and is now working as a border guard. Spots Trobolta secretly crossing and confiscates the cookie. Now on the run from evil people trying to steal the delicious treat from me.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 02:02
#676
Runs Blue over with his
Runs Blue over with his hummer he didnt bother to drive. Steals the cookie from his not so runned down arm.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 02:04
#677
Latches on with my not-so
Latches on with my not-so runned down arm, and trips Trobolta. Inflates myself back to normal and make off with the cookie in the Hummer
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 03:57
#678
Presses the det and the hummer explodes into a fireball. The cookie comes flying and i catch it, safe and sound. Walks away back into the city.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 04:35
#679
Wait waht?
Trobolta is a boy?! O_O you blew mah mind man.
Guts Trobolta like a fish for calling me a girl a while back. As Trobolta tries to push all his organs back inside his body, I takes out his eyes and gives them to my dog, who eats them. *yum* . Then I steal his cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:13
#680
with my teeth hurting as
with my teeth hurting as hell, i throw my double-bladed battleaxe yet again at venomousbiohazard, cutting of his whole other arm. before i get the cookie, i throw trobolta's organs merrily around saying ''fly! be free!''. then i call her a girl and run away with the cookie and venomous' arm.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:14
#681
Awh cmon you got to screw me
Awh cmon you got to screw me over that last time! Dx
Get replacement eyes and stuffs my organs back before sewing that hole close. Chases after Venom.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:45
#682
Your NOT getting far,
Snipes Kraanx in the head and gives the cookie to Trobolta and helps to get him healed. As for Venom, I rig him with a nuke which if fired, sends him flying and he can't post until the next page.
EDIT: well, fires nuke. hehe :3
EDIT2: the cookie is a bit small so i made a much more bigger cookie. (like a 10 mile round chocolate chip cookie.)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:10
#683
... I cant carry a 10 mile
... I cant carry a 10 mile diameter cookie! D:
That's it im getting another much more compact one ....
Does so and buys a new cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:34
#684
Eats the big cookie...
and rolls to follow Trobolta.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 09:09
#685
gets revived by a nearby
gets revived by a nearby totem. runs around with the totem revivng anyone who got killed. destroys totem.
rolls egpnd into a meat-processing factory. leaves with a steak made out of him.
hits trobolta with the steak so many times he faints and loses an arm (DAFAQ).
noms the cookie. leaves with the arm.
bakes a new cookie. throws it out the window. prepares double-bladed battleaxe.
(HAHAHA i have 2 arms and a hand now.)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 09:25
#686
re-re-re-respawn
Get & uses a Sniper Rifle and snipes Kraanx in the head, (revenge) Takes the cookie back to Trobolta and fixes his arm back and heals him to revive.
(i shot you with the .50 CAL)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 09:39
#687
i run out of my house, loling
i run out of my house, loling at the bunch of meat i placed a wyvern helm on pretending to be me( i made it with the arm & hand).
i dissapear, but will return soon....
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 09:47
#688
You lol so hard....
that you missed a tripmine you just stepped on. (explosion)(revenge) :3
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 11:39
#689
lol
i take thr cookie kraanx had and hit egpnd with a rocket launcher,then ride on i tiger all the way to wow.
IN UR FACE{oh and i put mines around when i left}
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 11:58
#690
preparing for war part 5?
i build a castle in minecraft then copy into the real world.then recruit wow people to guard,then,i put all my explosives in the basement,and i put mini turrets to defend,i also put the dead bodies to clone and then i revived every one,but now work for me! muhahahahahah
so who ever gets in the way is DEAD MEAT FOR WOLVERS ....when i clone the cookie,i win!,so i do it,and i atet the cookie everyone wanted until there was...........
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 12:36
#691
I fart on gearsoldier's castle, therefore destroying it, destroy his other cookie, slap him round, and take the cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 19:56
#692
Swings a baseball bat at
Swings a baseball bat at Michaelb's legs. Watches him flip up into the air and the cookie fly from his hands. Takes the cookie and gets into a spaceship that is waiting for me. Goes back to the other side of my universe.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:06
#693
Is on Iamnoone's side of the universe. Spots his ship about to land. Throws a banana peel on the landing strip and watches as Iamnoone's ship comically flip over and smashes itself on the peel. Climbs into the wreckage and takes the cookie from Iamnoone's mangled body. Enjoys my pipe and adjusts my shades as i make my way away from the wreck.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:10
#694
opps,
Why you no wear spacesuit? Troblta dies because he did't put on a spacesuit. (I take the cookie and him back to earth using a spacesuit) Next time, Get a space suit.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:15
#695
I use my mind control and
I use my mind control and summon other spaceships. They hunt you down searching for the lost cookie. They steal your pipe instead. The aliens are stoned. They get the munchies and fight for the cookie. They steal it but don't give it to me. They break it into equal sized pieces and nicely share it amongst themselves.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:17
#696
....
We were on planet side ....
Watches Egpnd roll around on the ground, obviously eaten the mushrooms.
The cookie very well in my hands.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:45
#697
I kick the bottom of your
I kick the bottom of your hands and makes the cookie pop into the air. I inhale and make the cookie be gone.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:59
#698
Kicks you stomach and you
Kicks you stomach and you cough up the cookie, i grab onto it and runs far from you.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 03:12
#699
i throw a double-bladed
i throw a double-bladed battleaxe and i kill the cookie, laughing as it agonizes. then i make a new one. i eat it. then i make a new one and throw it out the wwindow to see violence *gets popcorn*
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:28
#700
Easy headshot,
I snipe Kraanx in the head, (and those mines, DISARMED) and then what i snipe next didn't post in the next (701).
Does a Three Stooges eye poke to Trobolta. While Trobolta to temporally blinded I swipe the new cookie and walk away.