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Wed, 05/02/2012 - 05:30
#451
Trabias's picture
Trabias
Boomeranged !

I throw a Boomerang at Fallconn's hand and knocks the cookie out of his hand, and then i catch it and teleport away using my teleporting device.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 08:23
#452
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but you get teleported above a bunch of crocodiles, you drop the cookie and plummet to your doom, i grab the cookie in mid-air, and watch you fall to the swamp full of crocodiles....but i feel sorry for you and drop a vine to pull you out, then i walk away :C

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:54
#453
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
SURPRISE!

I then throw Trabias at you take the cookie and then lock the cookie in FSC now no one will eat the cookie!!!!!!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 13:43
#454
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
how ever

how ever i followed you and took the cookie and dashed for the core

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 16:59
#455
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
NOT SO FAST!

I stop you with a gremlin patrol then mug you for the cookie and give your CE and crowns as payment to the gremlins and run away and hide.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 21:12
#456
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
Oh we getting dirty

when I regain conchesnes I kill the entire patrol take all my crowns an ce grab my gps and locate you cause I put a hinting device on the cookie and pick pocket you takeing all your ce crowns and the cookie

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:32
#457
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Great to be king

Then I get my gang of rogue snipes and SEVERELY mug you. Then they subdue you and take your armor and weapons. I sell the cookie to strangers and get millions in Crowns and CE and set myself up as the kingpin of snipes.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:29
#458
Kotaro-Yukiko's picture
Kotaro-Yukiko
then I.....

then the stranger was selling the cookie and i bought it for 500cr and got the cookie and burned abyssal, Xplad, and extribble. ohh and then i oven the cookie and hot hot hot cookie were done.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 00:19
#459
Trabias's picture
Trabias
In your face !

Then i used my valiance to knock you into the auction house which is behind you and i grab the cookie and head into one of the houses that was near me

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:11
#460
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
I RESURRECT!

Abyssal: Trabias, please give me the honor of burning Pegazuz.
Trabias: Don't mind if I do.

-Burns Pegazuz-
/holds Blitz Needle ammunited with forks.

-Shoots Pegazuz with Blitz Needle ammunited with forks-

While Trabias is smiling, I also shoot him, take the cookies and eat the cookies and atomize myself, so no one can now take the cookies, as the cookies are now digested by my digestive juices.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:14
#461
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

I run you over with my Zamboni then get off, pop open a can of malt beer and go to the Ms. Fields' down the street to purchase more cookies.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:46
#462
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
Owwww

after some time in the hospital for my injures I interrogate a snipe and find the so called king of the snipes I take my newly purchased fang of vog and kill all the snipes on cradle and slice gzilla's head off and laugh takeing all his and my stuff I go up to heaven and see xplad buy a cookie I ran striped the cookie and ran away

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:09
#463
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

I toss the now-empty can of malt beer at you, knocking you down. I grab the bag of cookies and drive away on my Zamboni.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:21
#464
Trabias's picture
Trabias
Road kill ~

I hijack Pladypus's zamboni and grab the cookie before throwing him out of the car and running him over with a satisfying *SQUISH* .

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:14
#465
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

you for some unknown reason, jump out of the Zamboni, and get trampled by an angry mob, in the midst of the confusion, i take the cookie and jump into the zamboni, and run! :C

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 11:46
#466
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
I then run you over with a

I then run you over with a tank. I then again sell the cookie but this time at the AH and get tons of crowns for it.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 19:47
#467
Goldenvortex's picture
Goldenvortex
Souls...the life-blood of Heaven

As u run away i devvour your soul and steal cookie WHICH CAN ONLY BE REFERED TO AS "THE PERFECT COOKIE" and go into my prevesely created ultimate dimention of unbeatableness.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 20:11
#468
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
Not so fast

as I wake up in the hospital agin I decide to check my luck because this is the third time this week as I see my big enemy at the AH which I thought was dead I found out someone bought the cookie I find that guy shoot him in the face his heart both his lungs rip him lim from limb and throw him into vanadukes mace find a cookie recipe and this big ball of cookie dough in FSC make a million cookies filled with poison and give them to every one

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 20:50
#469
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
PARTY ROCK!

I then come out of nowhere with earplugs and start blasting party rock anthem and you all start shuffling in that time, find the real cookie sell it while poisoning it.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 22:19
#470
Trabias's picture
Trabias
Pwned!

I jump from the top of the nearest building wearing earplugs and stab Gzilla in the face with my calibur and take the cookie and run away , destroying the speaker in the process.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 23:25
#471
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

I smash into you with the Zamboni. You fly through the front window of a nearby shoe shop, and I take the cookies which you dropped on impact. I dip them in malt beer, eat them and drive away.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 05:19
#472
Myg-Mog's picture
Myg-Mog
That Actually Sounds Plausible Down There.

I walk in with a handful of cookies from that weird promo event where you had to collect 'Cookie Crumbs' or whatnot...for a silly cookie badge.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 05:23
#473
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
Whoa

but you dident relize I rigged the Zamboni with explosives which detonated and the cookies were shot into the air and I caught them heat them up get some milk and start eating them

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 05:53
#474
Trabias's picture
Trabias
Wheeeeeeeeee

Using a mass relay on a piece of metal which i am holding on to , i fly at hijadestone and ram him into the FSC and eat the cookie as i fly into the distance.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 07:53
#475
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
I block you... somehow I'm running out of tricks...

I use my knife to stab you and get the cookie.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 09:00
#476
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
I punch you then take the

I punch you then take the cookie while yelling "SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING!"

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:11
#477
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
And then

i snipe gzilla the cookie bounces off a Zamboni and into my hand

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 15:10
#478
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
I then camp wait for you noob

I then camp wait for you noob tube you snatch the cookie and run.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 20:42
#479
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
I get the good stuff

but little did you know that image was a hologram so you have a fake cookie with poison in it

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 21:00
#480
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I cook 10 batches of a deca-chocolate chip cookie.

I eat some, then give the rest to starving orphans and lol.

Idiots. We could all just share...

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 22:06
#481
Trabias's picture
Trabias
Nope.

I stab strumvindex with my flameberge and set him on fire whilst grabbing the remaining cookies and eat most of them but saved one for later.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 01:18
#482
Kotaro-Yukiko's picture
Kotaro-Yukiko
then I.....

I put out my killing machine (name)'2dayeyewealkealu' then and it puts out a chain saw then a fly is disturbing the victim then the killing machine fired out the chain saw and strikes the victim then the machine used flamethrower at the victim and bring him to the hospital. Then i burned the cookie well i little then i ate the cookie but hot hot hot so I cried with the sonic boom hurting all the knights. *bows* *evil laugh* then i used the 'Vanaduke's thunder bolt of life or death. Then i came with Zues to telll him to use the lightning bolt to protect me ooh and even Poseidon's staff. telll me you shouldn't attack the roman gods. =I XD

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 01:28
#483
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
SHUT UP ZEUS.

I just shut up the God of the Gods.

I took his lightning, fried you and took the cookie and leaves this thread, give the cookie to whom will take it from me. DOES NOT GIVE TO PEGA!

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 03:00
#484
Trabias's picture
Trabias
hi there

I causally say hi to Abyssal-flamberge and take the cookie from him before killing him with a dead fish.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 03:35
#485
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
Resurrection TWICE!

I come in front of you. Say hi. Take the cookie. Quickly stab you with my AP and put the fish in your throbbing mouth after a whole day of slapping.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 04:56
#486
Softhead's picture
Softhead
-_-

THOSE WERE FOR ORPHANS!

Activates a nuke inside the cookies, destroying the last 5 posters.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:55
#487
Trabias's picture
Trabias
Hur hur hur

my avenger falls out of the sky and smashed atrumvindex's head apart , and my soul came back from the dead to take the cookie before resurrecting due to the cookie's awesome power.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 05:57
#488
Softhead's picture
Softhead
BTW,

I spat and breathed on that cookie.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 06:13
#489
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

I ride into the scene on my Zamboni and clip Trabias's head with my parking meter. I then stomp on the cookie with my boot. I go to the Ms. Fields store again to buy more cookies. On my way, I buy jupiter jacks from Billy Mays and use them on my zamboni to transmit this noise as I drive around town.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 06:19
#490
Trabias's picture
Trabias
Bip Bip BAM

I grab a overly large rocket launcher and fire a oversized rocket at Pladypus and his Zamboni. I then pick up the remaining cookies from the wreckage of the explosion and run off into the distance.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 06:22
#491
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Those weren't cookies. Xplad

Those weren't cookies.

Xplad went to the weaponry isle.

And those are actully nuke discuses that activate when near fire...

BOOM!

I look out into the distance looking at the firery carcass, before going back to feeding orphans with the Deca-chip cookies.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 07:32
#492
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
Those weren't for the orphans!

Those weren't for the orphans!

They WERE for the orphans!

I slap u with a dead fish that renders you dead take the cookies and predict trabias will take it from me so I give it to her togive for the orphans

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 07:53
#493
Softhead's picture
Softhead
.....Wut?

Fail logic is ingnored.

Last post disappears.

Continue feed ing orphans.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 18:11
#494
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
*Blows up building runs with

*Blows up building runs with cookie eats some brownies*

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 19:47
#495
Trabias's picture
Trabias
This is SPARTA !!!!!!

I use a portal gun and portal Gzilla in front of a deep pit, then I yell " THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" and sparta kick him into the pit. Then i take the cookie and fly away in my private jet.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 21:52
#496
Hijadestone's picture
Hijadestone
Whoa

i take a fov kill all orphins and use my flair gun to light you on fire you drop the cookie I catch it and get in my impenetrable tank

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 01:41
#497
Kotaro-Yukiko's picture
Kotaro-Yukiko
Finally A...

A golden shining beast came to help me get the cookie. Then I saw a lock on the tank then the beast had 100000000 keys, so i used the last one then.... Chachink* the tank's lock opened and the voice scanner appear on the tank then Hijadestone said out loud *HOW ABOUT THIS? HAHAHA!* (machine *voice accepted* '_' XD thank you thenthe beast burned the Hijadestone and we took the cookie the i killed the beast beacause maybe it will steal it.

Then i cold out my fateful guard Galk and Hulk then in the safe box then i hid the cookie in the can and hid the cookie in the can in a frezer in the safe box then hid the freezer in a big stuffed cat. WTF blood!!!! nah.... and guarded the lab ohhh and i spilled all the acid at the back of the door and around the safe box. Then i put alot of doors until the safe box and put a voice scanner and hand scanner , eye scanner,saliva scanner, and the lazer if all the 1 of the scanner denied the victim's voice ect..

Then out side i put 100000000000000 blood hounds and hounds.Then next is Pikachu and a group of pokemons.then next is the dora show for anyone who watch this like 8-50 years old knight will go like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!. then next is Galk. THen next Hulk. THen next me THe the scanners and lazer.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 03:36
#498
Softhead's picture
Softhead
-_-

Bad grammar?

YOU PUT FELLOW MARVELOIDS TO DEATH!!!!

Here's what I'm going to do to you, with some help from the best:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8ie37mgxIXA/SgEDX5DBV-I/AAAAAAAAFjM/F8oOioS2xF...

The last Pannel is the main thing...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 03:47
#499
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
That's it?

I use dark rituals.

Dark Ritual Armageddon!

Everyone who now takes the cookie will be dead!

/goes to feed the orphans

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 03:55
#500
Trabias's picture
Trabias
missed something

You kill everyone.... but me !
i send all the orphans to a children's home and give the home enough money to care for all of them till they become adults
then i kill you by booming Friday into your ear till your brain explodes and I take the cookie.

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