In the other plane of existence, everyone's social role is reversed. Instead of you stalking me and me avoiding you, it's me that stalks you and you're the one avoiding me.
IAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!! Glomps Iamnoone and hugs bone-crushingly tight. Easily breaks Iamnoone's tiny gremlin stature, and leaving the cookie for me. Takes the cookie and give Iamnoone a kiss on the nose before leaving him with it.
Can't run away from my stalker. Arms, legs and body are to crushed. And I can't take the cookie. Just stares at it longingly.
Feels bad and just fixes you up and bandages you everywhere. Hugs you less lethally as I wrapped the cookie around your bandaged hand.
i cut her hand off, grab the cookie and run! >:D
Shoots fallconn with a shotgun and takes the cookie. Trobolta is NOT a HER.
Megaton punches Fallconn into the core for chopping off Iamnoone's hand. Sews it back on and wraps the cookie on it like before.
splits the cookie in two. Gives you the bigger half. Eats my half.
Eats my half happy and leans on Iam's broken but patched up body. :3
I shout 'FUS RO DAH!!!!!' and blow torbolta away and take his cookie.
i take a sniper, and snipe you after you blow trobolta away, bye trabias, the cookie falls outta your hand and it landed back into trobolta's hand, me is a joker here... i got no side at all =3
comes back from the past in a DeLorean. brings a grim totem strapped to it, so everyone that has been killed can revive. runs over trobolta. realizes the 2 above posts are wrong cuz there is no cookie ( its been 85% eaten, fools!). throws away grim totem. runs over trobolta again.
Finds Chuck Norris and solicit his help. We run in doing flying face kicks followed by 2 round and kicks to the chest. We kick sh*t out of Trabias and Kraanx. We don't stop there. We continue kicking and punching until you are both nothing but blood puddles. We stomp the blood puddles. Then I rebuild Trobolta and revive him by doing CPR. Once I am sure he is alive and breathing, I go to the bakery and steal a butter cookie covered in colored sugar.
comes back to life because of rage. then i grab Iamnoone's hand, turn him around and look into his eyes with pure anger. he shrinks into a corner, visibly scared out of his mind. then i tell the baker he stole the cookie. the baker calls the police to take ianmoone away and fee him , and he gives me a free cookie. then i merrily walk out of the bakery
Angry me stares Kraanx down and he shrinks into a box. Takes the cookie from him as he's fixed into a fear trance bigger than he placed on Iamnoone. Takes the cookie to the police station and slips it to Iamnoone.
Thanks Trobolta. Uses the cookie to bride the guard into letting me out and pay no fees. I find the box Kraanx is in and tape it sealed with strong packing tape. I label with a shipping address in the Fuji Islands, add the postage stamps and shove it in a mail box. I go back to the bakery I stole the cookie from and give the evil eye to the baker who hands me another cookie for free.
comes back from the fuji islands. rips off trobolta's head WITH A STAPLER ( calls her a girl before), makes ianmoone eat it.he chokes and goes purple. makes ianmoone work as a barney the dinosaur cosplay ( oh THE SHAME! XD!). makes enough money to buy cookie. buys cookie. is going to take a bite out when...
i saw the entire event, then i go back in time and quickly puts a bomb in Kraancx's pants, before he even makes it back to the cookie shop, i detonate the bomb, and he explodes into a million smeterins. then i go back to the present, and enjoy the scene of Iam and Tro ^_^
But i change the past again by putting a dummy of kraanx in his place instead and let you blow up the dummy kraanx. I return to the present and kill you with a cup by mashing it into takaseme's head and then steal the cookie from kraanx with a portal gun. As a grand finale to all i have done i destroy the place you guys are fighting in with a mega-sized nitronome. Then i use a recon cloak to escape with the cookie.
you got the name wrong, I throw an EMP bomb and then snipe you in the head. Then i took da cookie.
I grab a bongo ball, jump in front of the bomb and bounce it back at you. I grab the cookie out of your hand and run before the bomb explodes in your face. I enjoy the cookie and the explosion to the face.
While your watching the explosion, I come out of my recon cloak punch you in the gut put the cookie into a time machine until it was the original cookie. Then I feed you to hungry angry gremlins. Then I take your bones to the "What dark ritual kat?" and I leave what he/she does to you up to him/her.
I then take the cookie and put it into egpnd pocket. I giggle as I walk away.
note to Trabias, i put the bomb in his pants, read please.
anyways, since this is already missed, so i guess i'll just have to continue this
while before that, "i see what you did there" and i quickly take a bat and hit Engpnd's head and he faints, while unconscious, i take the cookie from his pocket, and maraculesly, the cookie survived the fall of Engpnd. i then send the cookie to the Auction stand, and sell it for 100K cr's nothing lower, =3 some hit me with all you got! >=D
Also EMP= Electromagnetic pulse= disrupts power to suit means no explosive dmg. Even though it was cool to watch I used my shotgun to blast Frocus and Takaseme into bits for attacking me while i don't have the cookie. And @Takaseme Uses a mini nuke to blow you up because you spelled my name wrong. I took back the cookie and shot it. I Make a 1 mile round chocolate chip cookie.
For more info about EMP: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_pulse
I try to pick up the mile round cookie to run but it falls on me and squishes me. HELP!!! HELPPPP!!! The cookie is eating meeeeee...
Iamnoone ends up inside the cookie, and I picked it up, and pushed it, so it continues rolling forward... crushing anyone else in the way.
Wow. Din't YOU read Takaseme ? I swapped kraanx out for a dummy of him before you even put the bomb into his pants. =_=
Anyways i take a shrink ray gun, shrink Kuro-hoshi to the size of an ant, and squash him. Then i shrink the cookie and put it into my pocket before riding away on my trusty mount : the Snipe-Dragon.
Dynamic Entrys Trab and the stead off the edge and into the core. The cookie falling out of his pocket and into my hand as the powers of the shrink ray wears off and it returns to its normal size.
summons Cthulhu to eat Trobolta and grab Trabias bfore he falls into the core. then lets the elder god eat until the mile-round cookie is sizeable and runs away with it (washes it first)
By summoning Cthulu, Kraanx has unwittingly let loose a evil god that destroys the world.
Everyone slaps Kraanx before leaving him stranded in space where the previous Earth was before traveling to another alternate universe Earth and rebegins the cookie stealing from there.
Buys a new cookie on Earth-2
so, we gone to earth #3 to see if we can get less lag.
As you travel from E2 to E3 I crash my ship into you. I climb on board the wreckage searching for the cookie. I step over Egpnd's mangled body and keep looking for it. I find Trobolta unconscious in a pile of ruble. I take his cookie and go back to my ship. Before anyone notices me, I'm off with the cookie.
I shoot iamnoone down with my snipe-dragon's laser guns. I climb onto the wreckage of his space-ship and take the cookie from his hand and stab him in the face with a broken wine bottle as he was still was alive. Then i blow up the entire place with a master blast bomb (as i have lost my nitromone :<) . I then fly away on my snipe-dragon.
i sniped your dragon directly to its heart. Trabias fell into a waterfall while i swung to get the cookie and used fast forward to the waterfall so you fell into the sea and i XaccidentalyX dropped a big ship on you. rode my undefeatable griffon.
every knight comes and kills you because you killed a snipe. I took the cookie back.
Trabias didn't lose his nitromone. I stole it and use it on Egpnd to steal the cookie. It proved to be a bad idea because both Egpnd and the cookie are blown into millions of tiny pieces. OPPS!!!
Is rebuilt upon E-4 and is given a cookie as a small snack to enjoy whilst recuperating at the hospital.
Awh, I can't steal a cookie from someone who's in the hospital. Offers a big party platter filled with cookies and wrapped with a big red bow.
I steal the cookies
*gobble gobble*
*SMASH!!!!!*
*wuuu-*
I dramatically fall on the floor
*FE-FI-FO-FUM*he says*I am Vanduke*
*No,your vanaduck*I say tossing my flame-grilled cookies aside*
*Vanaduke*
*Vanaduck*
As we argue a figure in the distance is running towards me but I did not notice him till he stole the fiery cookies!
*Vanduke wants his cookies!!!*Vanaduke sobs after he left the citadel
There There Vanaduck
Curse him for taking my Vanaduck's cookies(and mine)
¬ Sppw
Iam, can you explain to me what just happened when Sppw steam rolled through here?
Yes, Sppw wants us to swing and land a drop kick to his head. Take a sword and ram it through his gut and cut out his voice box with it. Then make the mark of 0 for no one on his chest. I shish kabob one of the cookies with my sword. Swing my blade in your direction and offer you the cookie that is on the tip.
Aaaaand I Use a electron vortex to suck the cookie in and then I torture Iamnoone(again).
I use his own sword to disembowel him and decapitate him.
I also split the cookie into quarters I hand Vanaduck and Trobolta a quarter each and I keep half for myself byeeeee!
¬ Sppw
I mount my snipe-dragon ( who has since then re spawned) and kill Pegazuz for killing my original snipe-dragon. Then i flash-freeze Sppw with my brand new shivermist buster and bake a dozen of brand new cookies which i share with everyone but Sppw and Pegazuz ( due to them being dead).
I take the entire dozen putting a scoop of ice cream on 6 of them and I use the other 6 as tops. Now they're ready.
i gone berserk since i been revived and become a huge flying dragon ( undead , undefeatable ,any vial used will not affect, anything will shake and i scream until TRObolta's ear wil break and i hold his legs and head and ripped him off and laugh evviiiiiiillllll and i looked at lamoone and he got scared and the cookie flew to my hand and i flew away locked the doors even the furnace infront of the 2nd door. and
GET REAAADDDDYY OR DIEEEE GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....OOOOOOOOH
AND I SAT WITH AN I PHONE A BROKEN IPHONE D=<
Pokes you in the eye and takes your Iphone. Slams the phone on the floor and breaks it into a million pieces. Now you don't have to sit with your phone. Kicks you so hard in the butt, you fly to your feet. NOW GIVE THOSE COOKIES BACK. Kicks you again.
I give pegazuz a purple jelly. He then eats it and blows up as that was a ultra blast cube. FREE COOKIES FOR EVERYONE! :D
I steal the free cookies and add a price tag to them. $100 a cookie.
I get angry because you stole the cookies and are trying to sell them at $100. So i burn you to the ground with my snipe-dragon.Now everyone gets free cookies! :D
I come back as a hungry zombie and steal the cookies. I eat all but one with I hide under my hat to save for later.
Smacks you in the face with an iron frying as you start to reappear in the present and grab the cookie out of your hand before you get knocked back into the past. I use my super mind powers and go to another plain of existence with the cookie.