i slap you both with a dead fish, knock you off the hill, then i take you both to the lake and throw you in, i throw a bloody chicken in the water and watch as 5 alligators come and try to eat you, but you somehow escape, but i'm still king of the hill!
King of the hill
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:29
#352
FALCON PUNCH!
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:21
#353
But then 300 Imperial Guards comes...
Stop, you violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Bounty: the hill
Pay Fine: Hill
Resist Arrest: Good luck
Go to jail: 300 posts you can't post in this thread.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:46
#354
FALCON PUNCH!
yeah, but i have a "get out of jail free" card, so i put YOU in jail, and yes i resisted arrest with my combuster :D
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 14:48
#355
Hmmmm...
I slam you both down
Hmmmm...
I slam you both down with my hammer, and put you both in a jail, and throw away the key.
My hill~
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 15:27
#356
was playing golf on the hill
was playing golf on the hill but golf clubs Warriorrogue "by accident" when he came up, sending him to the 7th hole in one shot. My hill, now~
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:31
#357
Nighty night.
i watch as you get hit by a golf cart, and i trip and kick a golf ball into the last hole, there was also a land mine in the hole, it explodes and this thread dies.....
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:51
#358
This thread will never die.
Someone, no one, will always come back and build a new hill, put a mote around it and plant a flag at the top and yell, "I'm king of the hill." No one might also plant some land mines to protect it. Put some canons around it and be ready for the next one who tries to take my hill.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 23:27
#359
The golf cart that crashed
The golf cart that crashed into me but now im driving it falls onto Iamnoone after the last hill explodonated. Im King of this hill now :D
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 05:30
#360
time to fly
sends 1,000,000 tanks to the hill..... as a distraction as i ask metaknight to fly me to the hill and hit Trobolta in the process. Trobolta now flies out of the forum until post #370. now i have, land mines, cannons, a mote and the remaining number of tanks as my defence. i'm the king of the hill now... =).... COME TO ME, IF YOU DARE! >=)
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 05:38
#361
But not in-space defense. XD
I Glass you and your support. (halo reference) Now the hill is but glass, Fall to covenant power. For their end they take the hill and I leave.
(you should of mounted a few anti-space ship guns)
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 05:54
#362
hammer
i don't care.... glass hill? meet hammer *crack* turns into a kejillion pieces. noone is the king now. other then me, because i found a new hill next to the shattered hill, mine now... calls in all the defences i can, and puts a black hole cannon in space under me
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:12
#363
Is in a crater somewhere
Gosh danggit to heck <:V
What's with these people and sending me away a distance and or time of posts till i can actually do something relevant to the thread?
Grumbles and gets up, dusting myself as i went and i travel back to the hill, here goes a bunch of more posts .... I hope he has cookies for me to steal.
Edits cuz of ninja.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:20
#364
eating cookie on hill
waiting for someone to steal this hill and my cookies from me... waits too long... makes signs that says "this fool here has the most weakest defences you can find, come now! don't miss your chance to be the King Of The Hill"
waits for explosions to happen
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:28
#365
But time is relevant
Bet that jerkface is bored to hell for a reply about invading his hill. Guess he learn his lesson for sending his knight over. Just wait you jerk face imma coming >:I
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:32
#366
will be waiting
i'll be waiting... happily eating my cookies
for the record... i'm a real life friend that you know... you should know who i am now =3
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:36
#367
HOLY DOGSHIT TEXAS
Wait .... Takeseme ....
HOLY.
TAKA IMMA COMING FOR YOU NOW. WITH FULL FORCE AND VENGEANCE.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:45
#368
LOL
LOL XDDDDDD okok, *frees all defences except the black hole cannon in space and asks metaknight to take Trobolta back to the hill* now we fight!
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:45
#369
Doink, what a pretty fight.
Doink, what a pretty fight. Thinks to self, what a pretty cookie. Slaps everyone off the hill with a dead fish and pops the cookie into the air with one swing. Grabs the cookie and while eating it looks at everyone sitting on their butts down in the mote.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:48
#370
i said all defences
i said all defences, which includes the mote.... other then the black hole cannon in space
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:51
#371
Grabs Taka's remote for the
Grabs Taka's remote for the black hole canon and sucks the living snipe fluff out of Iamnoone. And Taka too. Climbs out of the mote and becomes the new king before destroying the remote and decommissioning the canon.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:53
#372
dang! why didn't i think of this
aims the black hole cannon at the hill, and triggers the fire button in my hand, watches as the hill and lamnoone gets sucked like spaghetti into the black hole. and shakes hands with Trobolta
DANG! too slow.... oh well....
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:53
#373
You have no defense from the
You have no defense from the dead fish..*Dead fish slaps again knocking you to the moon*
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:55
#374
Golf clubs Iamnoone to the
Golf clubs Iamnoone to the moon too. Enjoy your bromance with Taka. I AM KING OF HILL
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:03
#375
builds a space shuttle
builds a space shuttle that only fits for one and GTFO OF THERE! aims it at Trobolta and when it reaches 500 feet. ejects out of the space shuttle, watches Trobolta smashed into a billion pieces.
lands safely on the hill. now i'm the king of the hill
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:05
#376
Grabs Taka by the side of the
Grabs Taka by the side of the head and plants a big kiss on him then says to Taka, "Let's get him." We grab handfuls of moon cheese and make cheese balls throwing them at Trobolta until me knock him from our hill. Finding aliens flying by, we hick a ride back to our hill and claim ownership once again.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:09
#377
STOP! You violated the ToS
Pay the GM a fine or Serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit. @Trobolta
Please don't use filtered words on the thread or a GM will come and send a ban.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:12
#378
wait what?
wait what? 2 kings now?
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:17
#379
@ Varm; sorry, but i saw this
@ Varm; sorry, but i saw this word floating in a thread somewhere and instantly thought it was okay. Sorry bout that.
@ Taka, no worries, you and your husband will be assassinated *bomb goes off under both king's thrones, sending them both a zillion miles away from eachother* Now.
My hill again~
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:27
#380
I build a time machine and
I build a time machine and comes back just seconds before the bomb explodes. I move it under Trobolta and regain kingship of the hill.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:33
#381
Comes back after my zillion
Comes back after my zillion mile journey and steals Iamnoone's .... uh ....
.... take Taka for myself and headshots Iamnoone. My stuff now.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:37
#382
No time travel remember?
Kills Iamnoone and gives back control to Trobolta.
See post 308
@next post Trobolta is still the only king.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:35
#383
uhhhh what? *blur* ..... so~
uhhhh what? *blur* ..... so~ there is still 2 kings...
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:41
#384
Technically, yes. But sadly,
Technically, yes. But sadly, We're eachother's kings .... awh danggit. :/
Murders Taka for fortune and sole possession of the hill.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:47
#385
ask someone in hell to send 1
ask someone in hell to send 1 billion souls to haunt you out of your skin. ask the king of hell to let me the ability to materialize myself. cool, now i'm the dead king of the hill XD
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:08
#386
Has scared away the army of
Has scared away the army of the damned with a mewkat. Ghostbusts Taka and traps him into a container.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 17:54
#387
FALCON PUNCH!
i shoot you with a machine gun and destroy everything in sight, i play checkers on the hill....
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 23:26
#388
EAT THIS
Comes back up the hill and flails the ghosttrap into Fallconn checker playin face. The ghosttrap breaks and Takaseme returns. Awh danggit. :/
Sweeps away both Taka and Fall off the hill.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 01:05
#389
GHOST POWERS ACTIVATE!
goes intangible and flies up the hill, takes over Trobolta's body, now i'm the king, but in another body
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 01:23
#390
Suddenly
Manages to take control of my body long enough to exorcise Taka out and plants anti-ghost seals around the hill and on me. Still king.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 05:53
#391
deactivation and activation
materializes and goes up the hill pass the ghost seals, turns intangible again and takes over body Trobolta's body again, walks away from the hill until it reaches a dessert that noone knows of, then gets out and fly back to the hill, materializes at the hill and asked some monsters to protect it, my hill now
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 06:09
#392
Manages to return to the
Manages to return to the hill, all dried up and sandy. With a dry, raspy and tired voice "One moment please," as i remove the sand from my boot and pour even more sand from my helmet. Takes a swig from my canteen. Takes a deep breath and analyses the monster infested hill.
Uses deduction and prediction to precisely imagine how the outcome of this one man army against a zillion monsters up a hill and uses the intelligence to
...
use the same mewkat to scare all the monsters away. Shows Taka a lit Owelite candle and he spontaneously transforms back to the living.
Punts him down, sending him rolling down the hill, through the mote and flying into the sky, team rocket style.
"My hill now".
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 06:11
#393
SNIPER!!!!
Boom headshot. I take the hill.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 06:19
#394
The bullet ricochets off my
The bullet ricochets off my helmet and whizzes right into Varm's head so it can be together with his mushy brain. Im still king.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 06:37
#395
Shields: 0% Health: 50%
Wait for my shield to recharge. Then I use V.A.T.S. up close to use a Gravity Hammer in your face. I used the hammer a few more times and then used my hammer as a bat and you as a ball to send you flying away to post 400. Then I get a health pack to restore my health and took the hill.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 06:44
#396
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee?!?!!?"
Lasts words before reappearing 4 posts later.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 07:45
#397
helps Trobolta and we both
helps Trobolta and we both bash the hell out of Varm with a HUGE BFG AND SHOOT THE HELL OUT OF EM! then i take the gun and shoot Trobolta before he makes it to the hill, which sends him flying back to post #400 =P
my hill!
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 07:50
#398
aww... today i didn't manage
aww... today i didn't manage to destroy the hill... i will in a few more post.
places a HUGE BOOM under the hill that noone can see. the trigger is a certain movement in my body, which i will not say because then i know people will try to make me trigger it
time to destroy the hill soon! ^_^
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 08:00
#399
Sigh...
Places a jammer that jams everything to do with signals (Meaning the hill won't blow up) Oh, I also found your *bomb* and defused it. Since the bomb is no more, I killed you with mah lazor. And took the hill. I also call in Noble Team and Master Chief (as noble 6) to assist me in the defense before I place the jammer.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 08:12
#400
i didn't say it was a signal
i didn't say it was a signal form >=D and its not that easy to defuse MY boom
moves my feet 5 steps back, and bends neck...
bye! ^_^
*BOOM!!!!!*
huge explosion happened and Verm has been blasted away so far, that he traveled in the speed of light to another galaxy which is 1,000,000,000,000 light years away because he actually made it into a wormhole in the process. no hill ^_^ i destroyed it! oh and Varm has been blasted so far that he can only come back with something in that galaxy in post #420
begins journey to find another hill, finds mount Everest... wait... what am i doing here?! goes to Russia and found a hill, my hill! ^_^
and thx for killing me again, now i'm a ghost/human again ^_^
we both are the king of the hill