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Wed, 05/02/2012 - 08:21
#301
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but i fire a laser, at your laser, which blows up your laser cannon, creating a giant explosion, it covers the entire hill, i make a new one and sit on my hill, with a donut.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 09:10
#302
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
The lazor was intended...

To blow up Snarby. >.<

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 09:11
#303
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

and you ^O^

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 20:55
#304
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
KABOOM!

*Blows up Cradle* problem solved!

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 09:47
#305
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
then ...

i go kill you i go back in time, kill you before you destory my keyblade , go and kill snarby and take her in a blackhole which a bird or lengend is a fire bird so i take it and you now cant go into it and ibecome king of the hill and i build a castle,make a army, make gun turrelts , soldier, traps and scan systems

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 10:35
#306
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I decide to nuke the hills,

And make a hill on the Cradle Moon.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 17:20
#307
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Enough with time travel!

*Punts Fire into the atmosphere* Why does everyone SPAM time travel, It's so unoriginal, cheap, and stupid.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 18:58
#308
Softhead's picture
Softhead
-_-

Using my Reality altering machine, I remove everything time-traveled based.

This means that post 305 is also obselete as of post 308.

I then destroy my notes, and everyone's notes about time travel and reality altering, then I destroy every one of those machines.

I then use a cover of fire retardent gear on my hill.

Gzilla's attack wasn't very effective.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 19:02
#309
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
THANK YOU!

Atrum you are a life saver, *sets up concession store on the moon* Slurps 7-up*

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 04:54
#310
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

/busts through the door with the Zamboni and runs Gzilla over

/pops open some malt beer

/eats Cheetos

/sets off a firework into space

/hits the space core and wheatley

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 05:03
#311
Delardino's picture
Delardino
I bombed the mountain with an

I bombed the mountain with an Ash of Agni and built another mountain!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 11:28
#312
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i falcon punched the mountain, and made a new one, on-top of the new one

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:44
#313
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
OW!!!!!

What was that for Xplad? I then get back to the concession stand, again I'm neutral so I just sit back and slurp slushie and sell food, drinks, and trinkets to people on the moon.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:54
#314
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

you get owned, :D

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:59
#315
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
And you get NOTHING!!!! GOOD

And you get NOTHING!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!!

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:03
#316
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
but still

SNARBY IS GONE FOR GOOD, we go have a party we get in post for something and then i sent a nuke rocket and ran a way as fast i can seen the firework , and i take over the hill again , so everything in #305 but if anyone try i will just sent 5 nuke rocket at them

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 09:10
#317
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
*Punts fire into the

*Punts fire into the atmosphere* still not claiming the hill.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 13:47
#318
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Pokemon?

HEY!? what happened? Someone posted before I did? Oh well, fixing.

Go, MewTwo!

MewTwo uses Psystrike.
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
Gzilla faints!

Gzilla self revives!

MewTwo uses Fissure.
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
One hit KO!
Gzilla faints and falls in the fissure!

MewTwo gained oo(infinite) exp!
MewTwo is now level 101!
What? Your Mewtwo evolved into a Mewthree!
Mewthree learned InstaPwn!

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 19:51
#319
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

yeah, but he dies from evolving to fast, and i take the hill.

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 14:44
#320
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Autofire whited out! (Oh, and

Autofire whited out!

(Oh, and pokemon physics say pokemon can't die. They just faint.)

Fallconn is the king!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 07:11
#321
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Varminttwotwothree
this thread needs a...

bump

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 09:27
#322
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Autofire returns! Go!

Autofire returns!

Go! Mewthree!

Fallconn uses deca-kick. (Ten kicks in a row)
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!
It has no effect!

Mewthree uses InstaPwn.
Fallconn is launched all the way to Mars!

Mewthree put kings rock on the hill.
WE ARE TE KINGS!

Mewthree uses InstaPwn. HEY, what are you doing!?
Autofire is launched all the way to Pluto.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 02:31
#323
Delardino's picture
Delardino
No subject line here spam move along

Whats that? Video game?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 21:26
#324
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
*Kicks pokenerd off hill*

*Kicks pokenerd off hill* claims hill and sets up a trap so anyone that tries to destroy me has to read /B/ good luck with that.....

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 16:29
#325
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
I just came to imform you

that the last post wins is over.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 18:47
#326
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Runs in and shoots everyone

Runs in and shoots everyone in the knee with an arrow. I stand at the top of the hill and watch you all fall and roll down the hill. I'm king of the mole hill. Try to take it back and I'll shoot your other knee.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 15:49
#327
Autofire's picture
Autofire
After jumping from Pluto,

After jumping from Pluto, coming over 50 million miles or so, (I forget how far it is.) I walk up the hill. You shoot me in the knee, but I have nitro strapped to each knee, and we both are blown up, TF2 style! XD

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 05:28
#328
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
wait what ?

you cant sent me too mars

i got a jetpack i use when some about to sent far

so i fly back , see you dont listen when a guyreally
post. so a nuke rockeet came killed you all . @ auto fire, pokemon?

there no mewthree or mewthree x . they are just hack pokemon red types.

so i nuke rocket everyone put a system put a shield that no one can get throught expect my ally and me

so my castle reminds because it guns and stuff and i sent a rocket when gzaila try throw me to mars

also @ autofire

go hunter!

hunter use shdow ball !

it has big damage on mind types

mewthree use trackle

it has noting on hunter

hunter use shadow ball again

mewthree faints

autofire loses

firherat win 1,000,000,000 dollors

hunters get 5,000,000

wait hunter geting storger ?

well werid into into

your hunter turned into deoxys

i win

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 06:26
#329
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Tersakaff
I watch as Atalanta teleports

I watch as Atalanta teleports everybody in the spawn zone of Haven while shouting "Run free, lovely knights!" because of the mess created, and strut my way to the hill.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 09:26
#330
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Lol Lol, I just made up

Lol Lol, I just made up Mewthree. After all, we don't know if or if not he evolves at level 100. :p

Anyway, I station 20 rocket puppies around the hill, and they blow up Not-Tersakoff, and then each rocket puppy malfunctions and they start blowing each other up. I put more rocket puppies, but point them outward, and place a ring of love puppies, who heal me constantly to help prevent death from sniping.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 10:42
#331
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i'm baaaaaaaack, i slap you with a dead fish repeatedly, and take over da hill >:C

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 13:28
#332
Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff
I max ctr max asi DVS charge

I max ctr max asi DVS charge the rockies in full vog with max ele with a 28 vita and 2 True love lockets, and a buncha pills, then I stick the DVS in your mouth and watch you bleed to death from infection.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:12
#333
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i grab a ctr vh banstick, and slap you with it, the cookies go flying, and i grab them :D

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 08:08
#334
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You start eating them, but

You start eating them, but then you realize that someone stuck them with their DVS. You die.

I put a chair on the hill and your head as the cushion. Then, I am te king! :P

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 08:39
#335
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but i'm resistant to poison, hence my poison med Skolver cap >:D

i tip you over off of a cliff, sit on the hill and play checkers with some random person.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 09:09
#336
Autofire's picture
Autofire
But that is not a random

But that is not a random person. It is my drowzee. He puts you to sleep, then eats your dream. Your head implodes, combusts, and finally explodes. We are the kings! Oops, he put me to sleep too. -.-

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 10:17
#337
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Ebil-Bunny
I push your sleeping body

I push your sleeping body into a really deep and dry well, then steal the hill. I put up a flag saying "PROPERTY OF EBILBUNY!"

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 22:42
#338
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I grab a can of hair spray

I grab a can of hair spray and hold a lit match in front of it. With a whirling gust of fire, your flag is ignited. While you stand there watching it burn, I run up behind you and push you off the hill. I stand ready with my flame thrower in case anyone else gets any bright ideas and tries to take my hill.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 05:06
#339
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Varminttwotwothree
Sniper!!!!

Boom! Headshot. Iamnoone's dead. Oh and the <3 pups: *fires a nuke to blow them up and make sure that Iamnoone is dead. I took the hill and place 9001 lazor shooting Dragons around my hill.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 05:07
#340
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
2X post opps

Must of been the mouse. *kills the mouse too.*

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 08:50
#341
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i set up a mouse trap, and put a piece of chocolate on it, you try to take it off, but you get smashed. i take over the hill and play checkers again.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 04:36
#342
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Problem is...

That you forgot about the dragons. All 9001 of them, *they killed fallconn*. I take back the hill.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:31
#343
Autofire's picture
Autofire
HEY, THAT'S NO HILL! THAT'S A

HEY, THAT'S NO HILL! THAT'S A FREKIN SNORLA- *snorlax eats Vamint* Oh well. *Walks over to a pitcher's mound* I AM NOW KING! :D

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 00:54
#344
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
REV Kicks and screams. Then

REV

Kicks and screams. Then puts on a lead suit in case of another nuke strike. Twirls in circles with blades in both hands. I cut down everyone in site and takes back my hill.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 05:14
#345
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I SUMMON!

ZESK AND VOROX STORM!!!

They kill everyone and I reclam my kingdom.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:45
#346
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
Finally, I can access the

Finally, I can access the forums again, now time to start doing this again...
/me blows atrumvindex up with me new valiance charge, then rules the kingdom

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 21:32
#347
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Hey Warriorrogue. Glad you're back.

Takes a big, fat dead fish and swings it like a baseball bat knocking you off the hill. What kingdom was that that you WERE ruling?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 23:15
#348
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Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

/grabs Iamnoone from behind

/smashes his face into the ground repeatedly

/strangles him

/smashes his head with a rock

My hill.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:53
#349
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
...

come back , get keyblade, slice pladypus in half, kill who stand in my way and build me a castle rule the hill . place a army of every monster from every game and leads from sora ( yes the keyblade master , who teach me the keyblade , now leads all the armys !) also a scan systeam 1 zillon dollors and a trap where you get blow up and a nuke rocket and it shows some fireworks

also if you want to join me, ask and i say yes, your in . if i say no your out and i throw you in the basement and if your lucky to get out of the castle . sent a nuke rocket that can go throught everything expect you and that can follow you too

so in the end, im the king, im rich, you all are dead and the only time we in huge troblem if snarby came back to kill us all . then the people who are gods and people who just cant die must rise up and bring snarby down once for all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 04:48
#350
Delardino's picture
Delardino
I bought a new hill therefor

I bought a new hill therefor im the king of the hill!!

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