I go back in time and reverse your doing. I then blow you up with a Callahan with a detonator mod. I then put a time lock on this period that I don't even know how to reverse! Two hills remain. Mine(Neutral but if provoked will retaliate) an Iamnoone's.
King of the hill
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 14:03
#52
@Frocus
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 17:10
#53
I thought this was about that
I thought this was about that TV show.
I am the king of the ditch between Iamnoone and Lordvesuvis's hills.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 21:51
#54
I'm king of the valley!
Hehe SUCKERS! :D Derrrrrrrp.
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 00:02
#55
DENIED!
BUT i suddenly appear riding on snarby and I blow up both hills!
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 01:25
#56
...
Well, Snarby rejects you and krips you to pieces :D
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 09:05
#57
Then i call my back up snarby
Then i call my back up snarby which is much friendlier, then he eats you for misspelling rip! Then I call in a MOAB and bomb both hills
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 10:59
#58
>_>
You just signed a death warrant.
I rebuild both hills.
I then use a gatling gun filled with armour piercing rounds and COMPLETLELY ANNILIATE YOU!!!!!
I then burn the remains.
I then feed them to snarby.
I then burn snarby then feeds the remains to King Tink, before setting him alight.
Why overkill? Because this is king of the hill, not destroy the hill.
Idiot.
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 11:02
#59
>_>
You just signed a death warrant Drupal.
People be warned, I am neutral but will retailate if assulted!
Idiot.
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 19:14
#60
HA!
I then revive myself set your castle on fire, throw you in ultimate fsc, and take the hill, while building an awesome castle, and burning the other hill.
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 10:50
#61
Next time, HEED MY WARNING
I fix my hill then blow you up. I then give the other hill to Iamnoone. I then lock you in a cage.
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 21:59
#62
RETREAT!
Fine I submit to your awesome power, but break out of the cage and regroup to attack someone else
Fri, 02/03/2012 - 20:49
#63
I ride bigfoot's back into
I ride bigfoot's back into all of y'alls camp rip out your officers shin bones and cut all your throats with them
Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:00
#64
denied!
I then burst from the woods CE rev everyone then proceed to kick you out of here! Then I fallback into the woods
Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:10
#65
With what CE I stole it all
With what CE I stole it all when we murdered everyone
Fri, 02/03/2012 - 21:13
#66
NO!
I then proceed to blow up your face and Bigfoot with my radiant sun shards
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 20:24
#67
thanks Atrumvindex
I take my hill and stake my flag. I pull a jar of ants from my pocket and open it placing them on top of the hill. I find a tiny stick a bore a hole for the ants to start their home. I feed and protect them, giving help when they need it. Soon the entire hill is full of ants. I feed them. I train them. They start taking shards and bring them back to the colony. Before long, they follow my every command and protect me and the hill.
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 21:05
#68
Backing you up so I don't die!
I build an underground tunnel system around the two hills set up countless slag walkers as defenses against intruders! I also upgrade the defense by adding creepers!
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 02:29
#69
Since no one is opposing me...
Gzilla gets lord vana as a slave!
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 02:30
#70
I come in with a claim of
I come in with a claim of ownership. then as you look confused at it,Ii get all brawlers from the Super smash bros series, and they mercilessly kill you, and defend the castle, all with final smashes if they have one.
My hill
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 02:44
#71
I then get Zenthon....
LAZER APOCALYPSE!!!!!
My hill is netrual.
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 02:56
#72
All the brawlers turn into
All the brawlers turn into trophies, which i turn back into normal brawlers. I then make a new hill, and send some over to protect atrumvindex's hill
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:24
#73
._.
I make a hill in the middle of 8 volcanoes
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 15:44
#74
Wile you're guarding the
Wile you're guarding the hill, the 8 volcanoes erupt, killing you, then they go extinct. I sneak in and take the hill.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 16:40
#75
RANDOM PLOT TWIST
the hill is a volcano also, it erupts and kills u. then a new hill forms out of the molten rock,
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 19:31
#76
Bobby, I got propane in my urethra.
I steal the new hill using propane and propane accessories.
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 08:34
#77
Suddenly, the hill blows up!
Suddenly, the hill blows up! The hill is a lie! The real hill is somewhere else. And at the moment, I'm inside it playing video games. On the out side of the hill, it says, "Free hill! Just don't blow up or destroy the hill, and don't disturb me unless you want to play video games, too."
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 09:03
#78
i come up behind
summon my keyblade go into fire dragon mode then fire dragon knight mode kill you and then take over the hill and where else too and my a myself a ENDLESS SUppices of everyone single MONSTER INCLUDLES VANA AND DF vANA
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 10:44
#79
.....
Wut?
''Everywhere else''
"OH ZENTHON!"
Don't come near my hill. I am neutral, but will attack If provoked.
Zenthon destroys you, your legion and gives the hill to whoever claims it first.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:09
#80
herp
I create a genetically modified vanaduke that is a duck. Then i take over the hill with a legion of vana-ducks.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 22:15
#81
-2
I make a pile of a few rocks and sit on it.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 08:14
#82
Still playing video games! It
Still playing video games! It seems that nobody likes free hills...
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 08:30
#83
I sent an atomic bomb cashing
I sent an atomic bomb cashing down no one survived except me. I am the king of the hill.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 08:30
#84
I sent an atomic bomb cashing
I sent an atomic bomb cashing down no one survived except me. I am the king of the hill.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 11:00
#85
I like trains.
My hill with a
I like trains.
My hill with a train track
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 14:36
#86
@ to ebilbuny i killed you
then i get a hammer kill you and take over the hill and remake my keyblade and army muhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 15:08
#87
I get a warmaster rocket
I get a warmaster rocket hammer, and a unnerfed dark retrubution, and slaughter you, with so few remains.
My hill
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 16:38
#88
Thanks Gzilla :)
I buy
Thanks Gzilla :)
I buy everyone an elevator pass than take over the hill while you're all in clockworks killing monsters.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:42
#89
then i get a gun shot you and
then i get a gun shot you and take over the hill! HA!!!
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:31
#90
Great......
Alright who had the bright idea of necroing the thread? I hope you at least used a phoenix down........ Well back to business I blow every one except the people i allied myself with, nerf every weapon you have and build back up the hills and castles, I then proceed to destroy the person who necroed the thread and every single new poster
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 05:56
#91
you forget about my keyblade
so i come back kill you and give you a thing to do join me or die! and take over the hill and jail everyone up expect me HA!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:46
#92
I set fire to everyone trying
I set fire to everyone trying to take over the hill. I invite our army to help. Flaming knights run everywhere.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:16
#93
Really?
Kingdom hearts is shadowed over by far superior Dragon quest and final fantasy games, but enough of this HAVE AT YOU!!!! I now nerf every single weapon from every single game. I then reinforce our base, kick fireherat into the atmosphere while screaming IT'S ALL SORA'S FAULT!!!!!!!
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:25
#94
Whacks Gzilla with a RSS.
B***** I necroed it! You assulted me!
Now shadup!
Slurps Sprite/7UP while watching the carnage.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 18:46
#95
Ha HA!
I search around for another hill, and done! i have my own hill now!
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 19:12
#96
Well i hope you used a phoenix down
I then create a total mechanical hill install mecha knight security put in a super computer, download minecraft and security cameras so i then start working on building my house and watch who will do what next. Fire comes back down form the atmosphere and i punt him back up into a satellite and he hurtles into Mars.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 11:30
#97
I sell propane and propane accessories...
I move to Texas and get a wife, have a boy that "just ain't right", let my niece move in with us, and then I stand outside with my three friends and drink beer, saying "Ayup" at regular intervals.
I am now the King of the Hill.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 22:16
#98
bah family guy and american dad are way better
Well I then go to adult swim and get the name changed to king of the ditch there problem solved I also kick you to mars and lit a match in your propane store
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 05:35
#99
I fill the ditch with water
I fill the ditch with water and tie cinder blocks to everyone's feet. While you all drown I yell, "I am king of the ditch."
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 10:04
#100
NOM NOM NOM
I watch everybody sink into the ditch while eating popcorn and setting up my mechanical hill
The planet explodes and there is nothing left but some floating giant rocks which becomes the new hill which i make my castle on. The castle will self destruct if anyone but me approaches it and blow up the whole universe.