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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 19:11
#151
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Korakc
I bring in all of EoS and,

I bring in all of EoS and, using our Divine Avengers, Gran Fausts, toothpicks, Umbra Drivers, Acheron, Glacius, FoV, Combuster, and Dark Retributions, we destroy your flimsy guild.

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 11:25
#152
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but i get all the Gm's! HAHAH! we then beat up Nj and his band of thugs and take over the hill :C

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 14:29
#153
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
meh, 4 pages. not

meh, 4 pages. not bad...
anyway, I get a banshee, and destroy your base, and kill all the GM's, then energy rev them, and kill them again* 100000 times. Then I take the hill. My hill

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 14:34
#154
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but...i kill you, and take back the hill...simple

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 23:03
#155
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
I get captain falcon to

I get captain falcon to falcon punch you, and take back the hill. simples
My hill~

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 13:48
#156
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

how do you command me to punch myself? anyway, i kick you in the face and hit you in the stomach with a stick, my hill simpleton! :C

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 00:45
#157
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Warriorrogue
you are Fallconn. NOT

you are Fallconn. NOT captain falcon.
/think............
nah, can't think of anything.
actually...
gets ganadorf to warlock punch you(more powerful falcon punch from SSBB)
My hill, fallconnman~

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 09:52
#158
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but i get the Captain Falcon from SSBM and he beats the crap out of you and Ganondork, the hill is now mine and everyone is happy...sort've

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:24
#159
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Pow-The-Commando
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! *I squeeze the heart out of ya*

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:28
#160
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I banhammered you pow,

It means you can't post here. This means that all of your posts are not relevant and you will be blanked.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:43
#161
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

so...its still my hill....>:D

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 13:06
#162
Softhead's picture
Softhead
bump.

bump.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 18:59
#163
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Korakc
I steal Atrum's banhammer,

I steal Atrum's banhammer, and after womping Pow one more time, hold it like a tomahawk and throw it at Fallconn and Fallconnn is banned, therefore I walk up to the tob of the hill, grab a beer, and set up some Sentry Guns and radar so I know when you guys try and nuke me

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 19:02
#164
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Gzilla
I'M BACK!

Alright I get some zombies tunnel under you then get them to drag you down and suffocate you. I then take the hill. I just hope you don't call in reinforcements..... I also set up the stand again and drink some 7-up

Wed, 04/11/2012 - 23:34
#165
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Slurp....

Why are we one pow's crappy one....

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 06:51
#166
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

and of course...this is to easy....<.¬ anyways, i kill all the zombies with wooden pegs for arrows, and shoot Gzilla with a bazooka! i then grab a bottle of water, a lawn chair, some cheap palm trees, and become King of the hill! which looks like a lawn so one can tell the difference....

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 09:51
#167
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
wait there's another thread?

But besides that I rig the whole yard with land mines put a giant dome over it and build a new hill problem solved!

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 10:10
#168
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i'm still in my lawn chair....

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 10:22
#169
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
BOOM!

But I put a land mine under it......

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 11:50
#170
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qI8xAu9vbQ

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:03
#171
Grittle's picture
Grittle
Then i will get Gabe newell,

Then i will get Gabe newell, creator of valve, ceo of valve for 9 years, whose favorite class is the spy to crush you with is massive body weight and turn the hill into a sinkhole, then i will take the sinkhole!

THE END

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 08:29
#172
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
A no B im king

i kill with my keyblade and take over the hill and kill gabe newell and who he, wait dont awaser that

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:12
#173
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Warriorrogue
Deciding this time to ignore

Deciding this time to ignore grittle, having learnt my mistake -_-, I kill Fireherat with a final flourish charge, a thrust through each lungm then cutting his heart in half with the swing.
Ma hill. surrounded with shadow fire, and supernovas waiting to knock people into it

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:34
#174
Grittle's picture
Grittle
HAHA but im am in your

HAHA but im am in your dreeams warrior!!!!, you kill yourself, and i take king of the hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 19:35
#175
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
im king

i res myself and me and warrois and i tell warrior i want to battle for a last time and i use the same sword he killed me with bur it the FF

http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Fierce_Flamberge

and i win and became king

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 00:42
#176
Softhead's picture
Softhead
The effect of fire fails.

I then decide to go postal on everybody(NOT NEUTRAL!)

I then use Zenthon on Fireherat.

I'm keeping only my hill.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 02:32
#177
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Shue-Donnym
I throw a chainsaw into your

I throw a chainsaw into your head and drop a piece of paper on you upon which I have written your eulogy.

My hill.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 02:42
#178
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I left you the other hill, and you take mine?

I use the firey Atominizer MK III(Larger, powerful, explostive!) and it burns you. I write your Obituary.

I retrive my hill and leave the other one for rent.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 02:55
#179
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
I piece myself back together

I piece myself back together and say ah fork it and take the other hill.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 03:31
#180
Ariasky's picture
Ariasky
I wanna join in!

After I found a Ban-stick on the floor, I then reforge it to god's hammer and made the second impact(a cookie is given to anyone who get that)(probably never) that kills everyone on the hill, which makes me Queen.
(never underestimate the Ban-stick)

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 06:02
#181
Grittle's picture
Grittle
then i take of the hill by

then i take of the hill by undoing the last 6 posts to that i still take the hill

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 06:38
#182
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
I hit fireherat with a

I hit fireherat with a fearless rigadoon. and a BTB.
then kill grittle with a sudaraskra to the head

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 08:05
#183
Candoanythingdude
i use.......

i use the one and only divine faust (crafted it yesterday:P)and kill u all as u guyz have no shadow/normal/elemental defence(divine set doesnt have normal)
mwahahahahaha.
I AM THE KING OF THE HILLS AND MY KINGDOM SHALL NEVER FALL FOR THE WOLVES LIKE U
DEFEAT THAT...
hahaahha
CAPSLOCK ON OOPS.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 10:25
#184
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
What is I use divine

What is I use divine veil+ancient plate?
De-nied!
I smash you with a banhammer, which I "borrowed" of a GM.
My hill, with a banhammer hitting anyone who comes near

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 19:05
#185
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but eventually you fall asleep, and i grab the banhammer, and slap you with a banfish! the hill is now mine!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 20:41
#186
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
IT'S FRIDAY!

I then step in duct tape you to a seat and make you watch friday for four hours you then go insane (or more insane then you already are) and you run off into the woods I take the hill

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 06:10
#187
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
no,no,no,no, and did i menton, NO!

i come , fuse with a vog wolf , and i go killl you all and i get myself a keyblade and the ninja from ninjago and unlock my true something i take over anyone who to kill me and take over, no need, game masters made one of them and they are working for me! and i got 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
monsters from fusion fall, spiral knight, wizard 101 and monkey quest

the best is to GIVE UP AND SURRDOR YOUR SELF HAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHHAhahahaahahahhahahaAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 06:35
#188
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i kick the @!$@ out of you for terrible spelling, and i call Masterchief! and he calls his spartan buddies, and we take over the hill and have a few lemonades.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 21:39
#189
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
CARAMELLDANSEN!

I then step in FALCON PUNCH you (that felt good) take over the hill, punt fire into the atmosphere, sit you down again make you watch caramelldansen for 90 hours you start dancing unstably and drink some 7-up

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 01:43
#190
Candoanythingdude
HORSES!

ive mixed poisonous horse pee in ur 7 ups .then ull feel dizzy and i burn the hell out of u and shrankle ur bones across MY hill and those who dare to capture MY HILL will be force to smell horse fart.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 10:12
#191
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but i slap you with a dead fish for making up something stupid, and jump on the hill! OWNAGE! :C

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 13:34
#192
Grittle's picture
Grittle
then i fly down with rainbow

then i fly down with rainbow wings then I OWN YOU SO MUCH I WENT BACK IN TIME AND GOT ME A GROUNDBREAKER HELM, then we go back to the future and I fly away to Happy land

Falconn is still in controlled of the hill

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 13:34
#193
Grittle's picture
Grittle
.... wait, what just

.... wait, what just happened?

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:04
#194
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Kingolegend
W.A.H. FOREVER

i absulutly love this ,I activate my chroma powers and sneak past you, your defenses, and your mama, and stab you i then go off to avange my parents in chroma city ,cause im chroma man

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:22
#195
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i use my final flourish and poke you to death, the hill is now mine.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:02
#196
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
CHUCK NORRIS, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

I team up with Chuck Norris and destroy every one of you!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't hurls the enemy to Pluto, he hurls Pluto towards the enemy! Every one dies expect for Chuck Norris and me; plus this makes a good extension to my hill that Chuck Norris and me rules! I then make a giant fortress with very high defenses.
Chuck Norris and i are the rulers of the hill!!!!!!):)

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:47
#197
Candoanythingdude
BALLS!

WTF u slap me with a fish?
u have drunk horse pee!u die!
and take this kick in ur balls cause u typed nonsense.
and how to put a picture on my name like others did?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 08:30
#198
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
i kill you

i slap you and itake over the hill

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 17:55
#199
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
CHUCK NORRIS, ATTACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, Chuck Norris is standing besides you. any way Chuck Norris doesn't hit the nub right into mount Everest. He hit the mount Everest right into the nub thus crushing Fireheart and he dies.
Plus you didn't killed me, i drink the spring from Tuck Everlasting earlier and it gives the person who drinks it the power to live forever! The spring is destroyed when Chuck Norris tossed Pluto right into cradle. Ha! i am still the king of the tallest hill.

P.S. there are no chances of taking over this hill so don't even try or Chuck Norris will throw random buildings at you and you will die.

Go find your own hill

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 19:09
#200
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

i do, its the one you claimed, i beat you up, and Chuck just sits there while i take it over, me and chuck decide that we wanna play a game and we play....checkers

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