you can't kill a ghost...
King of the hill
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 08:15
#402
you can't kill a ghost...
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 08:18
#403
takes over one noble team's
takes over one noble team's man and kills everyone of their teammates, then i use a Naruto move, "Ninja Art: MIND DESTRUCTION JUTSU!" the person i took over dies, and i went back to the hill and stay there, still mine
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 08:53
#404
The wormhole made a connection to snarby's alt. universe.
And found a lot of hills to control... and since there's a small map with 4 different colored buckets of the real hill that I can now control... hmmm... pours red (lava) all over the map. Since the wormhole is closed Im staying here.
See Post: 215-216.
I burn you with *Error 404 post edit not found.*
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 08:58
#405
burn fail because i have the
burn fail because i have the file in my computer, and i'm still king because you said that you're in a alt universe, and you burned everything there with lava, so yeah, still king ^_^
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 09:06
#406
I said there were 4 colors
Uses blue to turn lava in rock. Yellow to turn it into sand. I dig my way out and found my spaceship sitting there. Uses it to get back. (reopens snarby's portal) ETA: post #407 Also hits beacon to alert the whole UNSC fleet.
EDIT: Where's Trobolta? He should be back by now.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 09:18
#407
nothing to do with the hill
nothing to do with the hill thing, consider this post number ignored:i live in the same country as he is, so i think he is now sleeping
edit: cause here is now midnight
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:15
#408
"IM BACK, YOU SUB NORMAL
"IM BACK, YOU SUB NORMAL HALFWITS"
Throws a blue flamed Owelite candle at Taka and he loses his ghost powers forever. And he's on fire. Blue cursed flames that cant be put out with water. Rigs Varm's portal devices, ultimately causing it to implode whilst Varm and the UNSC between dimensions, leaving them stuck in between those two dimensions.
Smacks Taka's head with a bucket full of water, sending him tumbling down the hill once again.
My hill now~
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:19
#409
You're a bit late
I came out at post 407. And you get blown up by my ship and since I have my ship back, I leave. (if you attack, your asking for it.) NO one controls the hill as of this point.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:45
#410
Manages to break into that
Manages to break into that ship of yours and rigs the generator and portal device on board. The generator detonates, the portal device also malfunctions and the detonation catalyzes a black hole that implodes the entire ship and the fleet. The artificial black hole doesnt survive long and dissipates. All the while, I have escaped and is watching this spectacle from a safe distance.
"Nice try."
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:36
#411
The Generator is in the alt. universe.
But you rig my FTL drive. At least i took a lifeboat to get out in time. (or jumped out) *Slip-Space rupture detected* ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrB58CeWWFk&feature=player_detailpage#t=119s ) Ok, >.< Now the covenant wants the hill. With no powerful enough weapons, I avoided them. As for everyone else, They're a bit unlucky. Reports say that the covenant now controls the planet and the hill.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:56
#412
Tears the Covenant from the
Tears the Covenant from the game.
Dude, the point is that YOU yourself take the hill. Not some dystopian dictatorship from another universe or of the sorts. Besides, where's the fun if it not some poor chap from the forum we're pummeling for the sole purpose off being able to avoid floods by sitting atop a wooden IKEA chair painted gold on a hill and wearing a paper crown wrapped in gold tin foil?
And stop bringing in stuff from another gaming universe entirely, it's annoying.
Punts Varm off the hill for his wrong doings and poor grasp on reality.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:07
#413
O.k. hehe
I used my last main weapon to send you flying. (My LAZOR) lets just say its so big that the hill went flying as well as you. You stay in the air with the hill to post 425. >.< O.k. a little bit too much power. *waits for the hill to come down* Meanwhile sets 9001 rocket pups in the area to defend.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:13
#414
sets a giant boom under the
sets a giant boom under the hill, gets out and triggers the boom, all the 9001 rockets explode and the surrounding hill have a big deep hole noone can pass just like that.
i call my friend metaknight and black rock shooter to defend the hill, and i ask metaknght to get me to the hill, while i ask black rock shooter to let me learn her fighting skills.
my hill! let's out a bunch of man eating fleas, plants, and zombies in the giant hole.
also sets up a force field
now its my hill!
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:20
#415
Outline of the hill
The hill is still in the air Trobolta stills own the hill.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:25
#416
Back
Rams through Varm's Gun Puppy fields and Varm himself with the same bus he rammed me.
Stop sending people on the bus. That's also annoying because you're only shrinking the player base by sending them on a lengthy and a pointless time out. Plus how are you suppose to enjoy the game when there's currently 1 person playing it.
I'm not gonna send you on the bus, cuz that would mean I'll be the only guy here playing. Im just gonna kick you back down again.
Punts Varm into his gun puppy field and watches as he gets blown to bits.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:27
#417
oops, forgot about that, but
oops, forgot about that, but then i have metaknight, he can fly my up there, and black rock shooter can jump really really high, so whatever.
2 kings it is. but then, i have black rock shooter to protect me and also metaknight so, if Trobolta tries anything, they'll kill kick his butt, anyways, the force field thing is still there
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:35
#418
Taka, the hill firmly still
Taka, the hill firmly still on the ground. Varm was drinking embalming fluid and got drunk.
Second, really? Using 2 totally random characters? /Punts Metaknight into a goal post and unbalances BRS with her BRS and sends her rolling down the hill.
Third, /punts Taka down the hill.
Did you really think i wanted a wife?
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:40
#419
nope, but then, BRS is not
nope, but then, BRS is not that easy to unbalance, so she ends up shooting you in the face with her rock cannon, you end up flying to the north pole, while metaknight, flies to the north pole to get revenge for that punt, and he slashes you into a million pieces, then flies back to the hill, my hill ^_^ and now i have a flaming blue eye, just like BRS ^_^
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:46
#420
Pulls myself back together
Pulls myself back together and travels back to the hill.
Fine, you want to use references, you get references.
Uses a De-Mat(erialize) canon to wipe BRS and Metaknight from existence. They no longer exist anywhere, no history, no products, never been thought of. Even you forgot how you became the current king of the hill since they helped but now no longer exist. The canon is only of one use and it's been used up already.
Punts Taka back down the hill.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:51
#421
ask a vampire to constantly
ask a vampire to constantly suck the blood out of you, until you turn into a flat body, then ask the king of hell himself to help out to protect the hill, still mine
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 05:54
#422
The King of hell realizes
The King of hell realizes that he's taking commands from a denizen and squishes Taka and the vampire with his thumb before he leaves.
Paper thin me is rejuvenated after drinking some water. Tramples all over Taka's head before taking the chair for my own.
Mine now.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 06:05
#423
I think you Violated the ToS again.
I use a capsule to fix my drunkenness and the rocket pups blow each other up. As for you, (finds chuck norris burned body and revives him) He kinda roundhouse kick you out of the hill. i take the hill.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 06:15
#424
Chuck Norris ripped me in
Chuck Norris ripped me in half with that kick. Well while im find my lower half, now's a good time to ask;
What did i do wrong this time?
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 06:28
#425
in the ToS.
It says Post personal attacks, or anything intended to insult or belittle another person (this includes both players AND staff members) But then again, It could be game-related.
PS: before a GM locks this thread out, lets try to be less blowing people up.
Also, I hopped in when Snarby was trying to end the thread.
And for where did norris came from: Post# around 200
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 06:42
#426
Ah. Kay.
Ah. Kay.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:56
#427
another nope
The world explodes and I claim space as my new hill. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:13
#428
Watch Frocus tumble and roll
Watch Frocus tumble and roll all over the ground after he stepped on some form of poisonous shrub. The world is very much intact.
Throws money at Frocus for providing entertainment. :D
Has managed to tape myself together and i throw Varm into the same poison hedge.
Throws money at him too after he starts showing symptoms. :D
My hill.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:07
#429
FALCON PUNCH!
i watch as your face burns, and then i continue to play checkers on my hill....
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:03
#430
Comes out of nowhere and
Comes out of nowhere and burns right through Psycho's head with my super heated glove. Uses my not so super heated glove to take the cookie and the hill.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 08:39
#431
Chuck is still playable but he left.
I got out of that bush, *grabs Modded bow and arrow* and starts shooting it at everyone (people flys like crazy and dies) and i took the hill, uses a medkit to heal. In defense, I get some guards using the same bow and arrow that i use. (around 300)
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 18:55
#432
I dig a hole
twice as big as the hill. I use the dirt to build another hill, twice as tall, on the other side of the hole. There is now a valley. I am king of the higher hill.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 20:38
#433
Kick Toxi down that hill and
Kick Toxi down that hill and claim it as my own cuz who wants to be king of the smaller one?
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 21:48
#434
i sure missed a lot here...
i sure missed a lot here... anyways, I'M BACK! now to make the hill disappear... ask a magician to teleport the hill to another universe that i only can go. and just incase, i make the magician my own weapon, just so that noone will use him to ulter the other universe, i ask the king of hell to ban him from using anything that can ulter the universe, and i get my butt to the other universe. my hill ^_^
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 23:00
#435
I do some maths
I do maths work from a textbook. I divide by zero. "gtrgeweryt4rfrwe89yrct4y798hr whaaaat IMPOSSIBLE!" say all universes. I use the mathemagic of dividing by zero to break down the barriers between all universe, so there is one giant universe because they all got mashed together. I am ready to claim the title of king of the hill when--DING-. My cake has finished baking. I eat my cake happily and do not share.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 23:09
#436
Im sorry Toxic, but I'm going
Im sorry Toxic, but I'm going to have to ask you for a slice before i venture to get to the hill. *takes a slice* Im really sorry ...
Eats it as i take my trip to the hill and throws another Owelite candle onto Taka again, setting himself on cursed fire. "If you havent gotten the idea yet, Owelite fire burns forever. and burns pure evil too and magic is evil. Such satanic trickery." Watch as Taka's powers burn away.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 16:39
#437
i train under a shaolin
i train under a shaolin temple, and become a shaolin monk, and i'm looking for a perfect place to meditate. i find a hill and i kick the f out of everyone and sit on the hill to meditate, not knowing that now i'm actually the king of the hill.
i remain there until i reach enlightment.
"ommmmm, ommmmm, ommmm..."
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 16:50
#438
Uhm
....
....
Suddenly, Takaseme starts to glow furiously with intense light and disappears (to a temple near him).
... o . o
Takes the vacant hill.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 19:32
#439
what? how can that happen?
what? how can that happen? tries hard to teleport back to the hill with plain chi, and then kick Trobolta in the hill
and yes i mean in the hill
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 20:49
#440
Coats the hill with lead
Coats the hill with lead preventing teleporting into the hill from happening. Gets the fire starter girl to use her eyes to set the lead on fire, burning everyone else who may be standing on the hill. I steal a fire truck and hose down the melted lead to cool it and work my way to the top. Looks around and sees no one is left. I guess it mine. Its all mine. I'm king of the hill.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 21:12
#441
Manages to break through the
Manages to break through the lead after being telefragged by Taka. "GASP .... oh hey there!" Bashes Iamnoone's head in with the piece of thick lead before taking the hill as mine again.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:44
#442
FALCON PUNCH!
i fire ma lazar, and kill you all.....the hill is mine...i play chess on the hill...plotting my next attack....
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:53
#443
To the south! Quick march!
Goes all Sherlock Holmes on Fallconn Moriarty and we both dive into the conveniently located recreation of the Reichenbach Falls.
I survive the fall and claims the hill for myself.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:30
#444
Lead poisoning
Unaware that the lead can kill anyone on the hill, Trobolta was sent to an Hospital for lead poisoning. had to nuke the hill to get rid of the lead. Whoops that hill was no more. So my hill is the king of the hill. All of my guards start shooting.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:38
#445
Plows through the guards and
Plows through the guards and runs over Varm with the ambulance. "I'M FINE DOCTOR"
Is now the new king of whatever hill this is.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:48
#446
Then the cops show up...
to arrest you for 300 counts of manslaughter and driving without an license. I took the hill back. And payed police protection to guard me (hit me and the cops will arrest you) I have SWAT snipers, SWAT, and the FBI to protect me. :3
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:57
#447
The hospital falls over and
The hospital falls over and crushes you. "I'M TELLING YOU DOC, IM FINE!! D:"
Technically, i didnt kill you and the authority cant trace it back to me as i stumble onto the vacant hill.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:56
#448
FALCON PUNCH!
i drop a giant checker board on you, and play checkers....on my hill.....
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 08:15
#449
I jump on the other side of
I jump on the other side of the checker board. I do a triple jump and yell KING ME.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 15:41
#450
Fallconn suffers a heart
Fallconn suffers a heart attack from losing to Iamnoone. Opens a panel from the board and climbs out from under it. Tackles Iamnoone and extracts adrenaline from him and injects a large but safe amount of sedatives. Injects myself with adrenaline and i become hyper active, remove the checker board from the hill after winning and claim the hill for my own.
Noble team killed you and took the hill and holds it until I get back.