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Fri, 03/16/2012 - 14:42
#101
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
i place in the robot hill

it blow u i rebuild everything i got and take over

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 16:17
#102
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Ah Chaos....

Slurps drink.

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 19:58
#103
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
nope!

You sir are still on mars so you can't put anything in my base, i also put in more defense systems and i call the grammar police on you for your horrible mangling of the english language . I then go and buy my two gallon seven up and 2 jumbo popcorns and sit back and enjoy the anarchy.

Fri, 03/16/2012 - 21:14
#104
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Iamnoone
I run in with seagram 7 and

I run in with seagram 7 and sit next to Gzilla. I'll share if you share. :D
Let's enjoy the show. When we're rocked, we'll do our own mangling of the English language.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 08:46
#105
Softhead's picture
Softhead
7-UP!?

Let me join!

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 10:30
#106
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
sora help rench you guys

then me and sora kill you and take over the hill take that!

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 10:51
#107
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I can't beleive you forgot my post.

DecapatATES Sora then makes you spontaniously combust! I then destroy your hill then banhammers you out of the topic.

Not ever F*** with me.

I'm neutral. But don't F*** with me.

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 00:22
#108
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
SORA SUCKS!!!!!!!

honestly none of the stuff that happened in KH would have happened if it wasn't for Sora. I also punt you (Fire) back to mars. I then proceed to treat everybody to the concession stand.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 16:50
#109
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
RAWR! I JOIN!

(I am assuming Gzilla is the King of the Hill right now) I DUN WANT YOUR CONSESSION STAND >:D I take out a Cahallan and Iron Slug, one in each hand, and I fire like a western gunslinger, frightened Gzilla runs away! I become the king, I have an army of Bloogatos (Freeze Spookats) surrounding the hill will Phantom Bodyguards protecting me, with Frozen Shamblers building a fortress of awesomeness and Cursed Dreadnaughts guarding the entrance to my fortress of aweosmeness!

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 00:21
#110
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
NEVER!

I come back with atrum and Iam backing me up and we punt you to pluto. I then use my awesome mecha hills cannon to blow a giant hole in your base and army. I then call in mothra and she trashes your army! I then rebuild the concession stand and treat everybody to food and drink.

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 08:55
#111
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Um yeah....

Usually, unless my hill is threatand, I don't fight.

BUT TAKE AWAY THE CONCESSION STAND AND I WILL GO MENTAL!

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 16:18
#112
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
^ (Psst, I think he already is mental :P)

Using the awesome works of gravity I fly back to Cradle landing on the hill the crater is so large that it destroys Gzilla, but... teh COnsession Stand was mysteriously umharmed, I chill by the consession stand eating candy and chips, hoping nobody will punt me somewhere in space...

Sun, 03/18/2012 - 20:18
#113
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
*PUNT!*

Wow new record i punted you out of the milky way. Now i rebuild the crater start harvesting resources and build my enderportal I then put a gone for the weekend sign on my castle, I then hand over temporary ownership of the concession to atrum and Iam well see you guys at the end!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:06
#114
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
dumb

then i fly back and kill you all! and take over

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 13:49
#115
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Sigh...

I shank you ghetto style with my ice burst freezing you.

Who wants neutral Ice cream!?

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 15:06
#116
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
ME!!!!!!!!

I'll take a scoop! I then add 24 more types of soda to the stand, fudge and fondue! BEST. STAND. EVER.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 15:16
#117
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Warriorrogue
I show up with the original

I show up with the original claim for the hill(which is mine, i made this thread:) ) However, while you look at it, i kill you with the thunder 5* troika that's in the files

My hill~

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 14:16
#118
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
BOOM!

i blow up your hill rebuild it and take over! ( also i get a rocket lucher and blow up the ice cream stand

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 14:36
#119
Zinco's picture
Zinco
enough with this.

i nuke your hill and rebuild it, now with explosive-proof materials and an ice cream stand included. MAH HILL.

(also, no intention to insult you fireherat, but be more creative when taking over other pepole's hills, do something cooler than "blow up the hill, rebuild it, take it over")

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 15:41
#120
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
Hmmm I tell someone that i

Hmmm
I tell someone that i know who is a serious sonic fan( she threatened me when I told her I disliked sonic) and told you hated the sonic games.Hilarity ensures.

My hill~

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 17:57
#121
Frocus's picture
Frocus
THE TORTURE!

I bring out a wii and force you all to play mario party 9.

while everyone is distracted i take the hill and surround it with 100million lava piranhas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feqtBHSYm_c).

oh how i love paper mario games

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 22:35
#122
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
DENIED!!

I summon the shadow queen, super dimentio, and giant bowser eliminate your army then demolish your castle rebuild my castle and reopen the concession stand! I then back up my defenses with the above mentioned, and finally go to the movie theater and watch the hunger games

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 14:59
#123
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
BACKFIRE!

The Shadow Queen, Super Dimentio, adn Gian Bowser all get confused and start attacking you! WHile you are distracted with the random other video game bosses, go go and remake the consession stand into a restarant adn stuff my self silly! While you people are fighting over a HILL!!! I hope nobody destroys the Consesstion Restarant. (And Gzilla, LUCKY! I loved the book, and I'm want to see the movie even though they probably are going to screw it...)

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:18
#124
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

pfff so ez...i get the "i like trains kid" from asdf put him right next to you and he says: I like trains, you get run over by a train and i am now king of the hill! unfortunately someone corrupted my wish and i get hit with a train instead. :(

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:17
#125
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
i corrupted your wish fallconn

and then i slaped you and take over the hill and blow the ice cream stand and make a army of 1,00000000 or aka endless suppyis of every monster

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:29
#126
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Ok first of all...

It is now a restaraunt since I upgraded it, and WHAT'S UR PROBLEM MAN? IT DID NOTHING TO YOU I WAGE WAR! I get back my ultimate army and crush you, then we rebuild the Consession Restaraunt and the whole army eats in there! YYA!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 14:40
#127
Vasuva
FALCON FISH!

Seeing people are fighting over a hill, I get my dead fish armor, my fish-powered jetpack, and my 20-ft long Great White Shark sword, and come over to claim the hill. Seeing your army is undefeatable, I rig a trap. When your army sees the ice cream stand near the hill, they all rush over to get some. I then pull a lever, and a hole opens below your army's feet and they all fall down to the Core. Then, it's just a simple matter of letting my shark sword eat your head off and the hill is MINE!

Sun, 03/25/2012 - 03:33
#128
Faronel's picture
Faronel
Well...

Seeing the chaos, I go far away and build another. I pay my dark half to destroy the other. He takes a cannon, and fires it with the power of 94869481284673095375479.64784269 Gran Fausts.

Sun, 03/25/2012 - 09:23
#129
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I was neutral, but now I have to intervene...

I bring in several love puppies and two Love Roarmanlus Twins that removes the violence from everyone.

I sit on my hill(neutral), and ponder if we can all get along....

Sun, 03/25/2012 - 21:10
#130
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Revenge for my stand!

Alright first I build up my stand once again, second call in a tactical nuke on faronel, monstecwp, Isukuube, and, fireherat set up my mecha hill again, spam your hill (Faronels) with trollface, y u no guy, nyan cat, and cheezeburgers, until it explodes from meme overload, then pay fallconn for using a great reference, I then punt fire back into mars, and finally get my 7-up and jumbo popcorn!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 06:44
#131
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Pow-The-Commando
Then I turn this into ROBLOX

Then I turn this into ROBLOX and I kill you with my peasants and I get Vana to kick your a55. Then I turn it into ROBLOX again and I make a locked (unchangeable and unbreakable) wall. MY BLOCKY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:16
#132
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

first off, Roblox is dumb, 2nd i can donate you 390 tickets for some energy if u liek, and 3rd.....i change this to super smash bro's and kill you with Captain Falcon! the hill is now mine, it is also surrounded by a negative zone! owned

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:16
#133
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Sigh

I stab Pow intil he cries like a baby, then skewer him, burn him, drown him in OIL, then force feed you to a gun puppy, where you are grined into mince meat.

I then Call Graviton(Marvel) to send your hill to the transformer's universe.

Oh yeah, and send your cooked remains. And I banhammer you.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:17
#134
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Wait, what?

I was neutral, unless pow comes here. I hate him(long distance hate relationship!).

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:21
#135
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

...lol.....shoves a pile of rocks in his mouth and eats them, YUM!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:33
#136
Frocus's picture
Frocus
uh......... o.o

that was....... violent.

Anyways, I make a new hill out of snow and put a ski resort... thing (its a big hill). Everyone is invited and you all get free rooms, food, ski stuff, and energy for every second your on the resort.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:49
#137
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but, i set fire to the hill! and the Hotel! now everyone is angry at me, but i run away and build a hill out of cookies!

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:20
#138
Pow-The-Commando's picture
Pow-The-Commando
I turn myself into a living

I turn myself into a living spiketrap, and I poke you all with my spikes and make a hill of rocks and your cookies... MY HILL

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:50
#139
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I burn the hill, and pow

Get off here.

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 16:26
#140
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

but i use a Deadly Falcon punch on Pow's face! any further posts from Pow will now be ignored, Your Welcome, that will cost you 1243252641543634523 crowns...ty :D

Tue, 03/27/2012 - 16:55
#141
Faronel's picture
Faronel
I take the hill for myself,

I take the hill for myself, and surround the hill with a fortress and copies of my evil side's Faust cannons, and my Avenger guns.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:29
#142
Frocus's picture
Frocus
!!!!!

RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST I MAKE A PLACE FOR EVERYONE AND YOU PEOPLE DESTROY IT!!!!!! -turns into a deviljho- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZshrW_kXtFM read top comment for more understanding of this beast) -eats you all and turns back into.... whatever we are-

Ah now that's better. Now I build a fortress and surrounds it will all the monsters from monster hunter tri :3.

try to get past this without being eaten.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:16
#143
Sanin's picture
Sanin
:D

i got hungry and i ate them, and then i knocked on ur fortress door, u open the door, i slapped u IN THE FACE.

i sat on the hill and took a nap.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 08:41
#144
Pow-The-Commando's picture
Pow-The-Commando
But, everything Atrum did

But, everything Atrum did gets eaten by my hungry third. Sanin gets his/her bones squeezed out from my third that had pineapple juice. The other third, my invincible third, shoots billions of Cold Iron Carvers from the ground, carving skulls and crossbones on everyone's corpse. Now, I surround the hill with billions of copies of my invincible half, and they shoot lasers at all who dare oppose my hill. I THEN REBUILD THE CONCESSION STAND, MAKE IT A RESTURANT, AND MAKE THAT INTO A GRAND FEAST!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 09:00
#145
Pow-The-Commando's picture
Pow-The-Commando
Falconn is also dead.

Falconn is also dead.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:41
#146
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

@Sanin but i slap you with a dead fish and knock you off the hill!
@Pow just remember that you are being ignored, and if you want me dead.....try beating me in LD, BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:59
#147
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Ignore pow

Eats popcorn.

Alive and kicking.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 15:56
#148
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Starts roasting corn and peanuts....i then make a hill out of sand :P

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 02:25
#149
Pow-The-Commando's picture
Pow-The-Commando
OH YA FALCONN? U WANT A WHOLE

OH YA FALCONN? U WANT A WHOLE GUILD AGAINST YOU? U KRAZEH? I BUILD A HILL OF CLONE TROOPER ARMOUR OVER YOUR SAND HILL AND YOU GET SQUASHED, I THEN MAKE A CLONE TROOPER FACILIITY AND THEY KILL ALL OF U, I THEN BUILD A WALL OUT OF GEONOSIS, U GET PWNT

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 13:02
#150
Softhead's picture
Softhead
I Ban Pow from the game via Banhammer.

Go on your fail version of you KotH.

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