Spiral Knights - King of the hill

King of the hill

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Wed, 04/25/2012 - 17:40

#251

Shue-Donnym

Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

While you shout your vocal cords to shreds, I punched your neck. You crumple to the ground. My hill.
A post in all caps? Seriously, I swear that is like waving a giant sign saying I'M IMMATURE!!!1!!111?!

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 18:53

#252

Piosionus-Snarby

WOLVES SHALL ALL DIE HERE AND NOW

Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Dude you can't punch my neck! you instantly died with the flames burning! so you won't listen!
Anyways....... I just have enough of all of you people! Varmit is right, i can't be defeated in charge. You won't listen about my golden phoenix part which i am really am. Now to finish this thread once and for all i did this. * I absorbed all of the star's energy in the universe and unleashed a nuclear blast which destroyed the entire universe and there's nothing left in there. Not even something microscopic.* I became king of the universe and rebuild my alternative universe and became king of all the hills there. I didn't bothered to create mortals. So ha ha ha!!!!!

The End!!!!! :) peace is restored

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:02

#253

Shue-Donnym

Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

You wake up from your mad dream and realize that I stuck a knife into your chest. You die.

My hill.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:04

#254

Piosionus-Snarby

THE ENDING

With all the other mortals gone and snarby rebuilt his alternative universe; peace is all bought back and snarby becomes the great phoenix of the universe. Fireherat, whom he claims to be the god of fire got hit by a javelin forged from the cyclopes and turned into ashes and tossed the jar with his ashes right into a black hole. The one who threw the javelin is named Gondaras. Gondaras tried to over throw snarby one time but got burnt on contact.
HOPEFULLY, THIS WILL END UP IN THE GRAVE YARD. :D

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:05

#255

Varminttwotwothree

If Snarby takes over again..

I be at the Frag-Fest Thread.

Ill try to stop him here but he could take it over.

We also agreed to lock him up in FSC.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:09

#256

Shue-Donnym

Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

Snarby wakes up again. He's in a hospital, and white suited doctors and nurses are standing surrounding his bed. The doctors explain that he had gotten drunk last night and deluded himself into thinking he was a fire creature thing, and ended up destroying half the city. He will go to court the following day to face charges of property damage and second degree murder.

My hill.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 19:59

#257

Gzilla

Backing up anybody opposing Snarby

Alright first why would you rip me to shreds when i'm enjoying whisky-up? Secondly stop using time to your advantage honestly, accept defeat because I'll keep dishing it out for you non-stop! I then sneak up to you (snarby) in the hospital and punch you in the gut. I then proceed to hack your bank accounts steal your CE and crowns, and knock you out AGAIN, and that sir is an ENDING!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:39

#258

Piosionus-Snarby

MISSION: DESTROY ALL THE WOLVES IN THE THREAD

Punch me! Before that, *a rapid snarbolax bite you to shreds and carried me away. I got thrown into a swarm patrol and i got swarm infected and realize that I have the power to control THE SWARM! For that Gzilla! * a dark fire vanaduke smash you and broke your spine. i then got a sword and cut off Gzilla's head and open open his brain and rip it in halve! Rapid snarbolaxes then eat your body and i stole every CE and crowns you own! HA! that is what you get! *Explad, a swarm of swarm bosses and monsters began charging up to your tiny speed bump they all rip you to shreds an tossing your corps into a black hole!* *Turned back into phoenix and absorbed all the blaze in the cosmos and unleashed a nuclear blast so powerful that it destroyed all mortals and the entire universe! For fireherat, i pwned him and destroyed him once and for all!*
The End:)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:38

#259

Piosionus-Snarby

THE REAL ENDING

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:55

#260

Varminttwotwothree

But @snarby

a GM came and banned you.

Or the GM may reset the encounter.

(any questions?)

PS:@rest why did people didn't thought of this?

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:42

#261

Alienf

i nuke the place

i winzz the hill or whats left of it..

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:13

#262

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

and i slap you with a dead fish! i knock you out and sit on the hill, my hill

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 15:47

#263

Shue-Donnym

Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!

Snarby wakes up again in his bed. God of the universe? Hah, he thinks, he's just a lowly banker.

His home blows up.

My hill.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 16:47

#264

Piosionus-Snarby

YES I AM GOD OF THE UNIVERSE

Yes, i am god of the universe Xplad. You were dreaming nuking my house and by the second you woke up; the blast hit you and killed every mortal in the universe leaving me the last mortal standing. Well i am immortal so yeah. You were all playing your game in the nether world. @ varmint, you are a hypocrite; you say nobody thought this through but guess what? you didn't thought this through. varmint and the GMs go to the nether world because they got destroyed during the blast.

Have a nice day at the netherworld:)

my alternative universe.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 06:10

#265

Fireherat

i summon my keyblade

so you cant kill me no im the god of fire, also i cant died , also i knew this is bad so i i flied to your universe , i found i got ready to destory with my army ( heartless, noboby, keyblade werilders, monster from others games and this , demons, undead, chost , werewolfs, res fallconn , gzaild, xplad and that all ( just remerber sora ) also the player who i res you work me so me ,sora and my army come and destory who i kill with sora and we take also you dont know that the stars is fire and you cant use it power only i can so i GOD OF WOLFS AND FIRE capture the hills and has kill the mastermind SNARBY! i then res everyone expect you snarby and we had a party for i killing you, i burn you into ashes put you into a jar throw it into a blackhole and i i find the blackhole who only a keyblade werilder can seal so me and sora both seal the keyhole the blackhole closes . p.s we all live in peace fallconn has a park who he became rich with and me the good keyblade

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 07:20

#266

Piosionus-Snarby

Tehe

You and your army shall fall and their bodies lived peacefully in the netherworld. Really, they have so much freedom there i give them an wonderful atmosphere to live in. You are right about fallconn. He became very rich and owns a park in the netherworld.

Anyways.... you can't burn me into ashes, i am immortal and immune to all attacks. * lead a army of tritium nyan cats, corporeal beasts, dungeoneering bosses, titans, Greek monsters, shadow lairs bosses, void monsters, and fiesta bosses. We all charge at you with a formation and instantly kill every men in your army! HA! I PHOENIX OF THE UNIVERSE kill every single one of your men and blasted you with billions of fire flares that you can't dodge and while your distracted, my minion, Gondaras put the god killing javelin through your neck. You instantly turned into dust and i put it in a jar. i throw the jar into a pit of acid.*

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 18:44

#267

Piosionus-Snarby

I WIN

YES! I THINK I HAD WIN! I HAD BEATEN EVERYONE IN THE THREAD! PWNED

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 19:13

#268

Shue-Donnym

No subject line spam here, move along

I kick you from the instance. My hill.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 21:21

#269

Serell

Yay

I use awesome super magic and replicate the hill so i can have one all by myself.
I am now happy. Go away. Shu. Shu shu.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 12:30

#270

Piosionus-Snarby

XPLAD!!!!!!!!!!!

So you were kicking at one of my guards? * PWNED Xplad and Gzilla and locked them inside the gate of Tartarus and is surrounded by barriars that you can't escape!* HA! My alternative universe !
P.S. Explad, will you ever accept defeat because i am ruler of the Cosmos!

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 12:40

#271

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

i walk up to the hill, take out my Final Flourish, you take one good look at me and run like a mad !@#, i take over the hill.

P.S. Keyblades and stupid things like dat are useless against me, and i'm the only one who can shoot fire.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 17:21

#272

Fireherat

keyblades are not dumb

@ fallconn so you made fun of keyblades all the keyblades werilders come and kill you because you made fun of them

also for snarby i res my self come kill your minons get the god killing thing and kill you with it and then me sore ( my res , res the army and we finsh you off then i throw you into a jar and throw into a endless blackhole

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 17:45

#273

Piosionus-Snarby

NOOBS FACE THIS!!!!!

Shoot fire heh Fallconn. Oh yeah i am the only one who can control the cosmos. Anyways...... * i shoot you with millions of meteors that are can't be dodged and a 100km one hit Fallconn. As for fireherat, the god killing thing only kills gods and not immortal phoenixes so i fire a beam that is as big as the sun and it killed every men of yours. After that, i locked both Fallconn and fireherat in the deepest pit of tartarus with Xplad doing useless chores forever! There are unbreakable force fields around on top of the pit so don't think of flying out of there; lighting will zap you with a 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 volt blast that can easily kill you including the god of fire.* So i think you should give up now.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 17:48

#274

Shue-Donnym

No subject line spam here, move along

I walk out of the tartarus pit and you scream in rage bursting your arteries.

When you see my face, hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell

If you find a man who's worth the damn then treat him well

When you see my face hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

My hill.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 17:55

#275

Fireherat

really

i see a flaw in your shield i then make a cut with my sword , you see it thin and sword cut thin and so i cut it open, me fallconn gets out i res my army , get xplad to follow us we come and face you i see a pond with a same effect for me, you and fallconn and so xplad drink become un killable , becomes a god , god of ice and made fallconn god of thunder ( he not thor ) we make a sword which kills gods and people who cant died and he can be only summon and can not on me , fallconn or xplad only you , so i go kill you throw you into a black hole and me fallconn and xplad take over the hill , we spilt it in parts

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 19:07

#276

Aeorune

Simple.

I kill everyone and build a invincible dome around the earth with everyone in the world in space, therefore, my hill.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 19:16

#277

Shue-Donnym

No subject line spam here, move along

I walk through the dome since you forgot to set collision variables. Our hill.

I seal the dome by setting Collision=true.

Sat, 04/28/2012 - 19:44

#278

Aeorune

Quite.

I unseal is by unsetting Collision=Untrue, therefore, my hill.

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 11:26

#279

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

i run up to the hill, punch the hill and shout: FALCON PUNCH! the hill is sent flying, and i jump on, it'll take like 7 years for it to stop, so i hope you guys have some helicopta's or something

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 11:27

#280

Piosionus-Snarby

...... I am beginning to hate all of you. Gods? heh. Really? dude i can't be killed by anything at all am plus i am nor god or mortal. Anyways..... * summoned my army of nitrome characters, titans, greek monsters, runescape bosses, and fiesta bosses, shadow lairs bosses, and the swarm. we killed everyone who oppose me and strike down everyone in your army with a single stroke. I then lock all of you in tartarus agian but i have the Midgard serpent as a jailer and fixes every flaw in the force field.*
P.S... i think there's no point of trying to overthrow me so just accept defeat because i will keep doing this until this thread is in the graveyard.

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 11:29

#281

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

as i fly by on the hill, you accidentally get in front of it...and get...well.....yeah :_:

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 23:02

#282

Gzilla

What happened?

Seriously i'm gone for a few days and the thread goes into complete chaos, and I'm in a dungeon! Oh well I start by opening a space time rift sticking snarby in it and he gets erased from time, and space I then break fires keyblade (honestly enough with the KH references) and punt him back to mars. I also know after this snarby will come back saying something like "FOOL I can't be killed by anyone!!!!" So I do the second best alternative, I PERMABAN you from SK. DONE, NOT claiming the hill since I'm partially neutral.

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 23:31

#283

Shue-Donnym

No subject line spam here, move along

I walk on to the vacated hill, sit down in my beanbag chair, and drink beer.
Then I drive my Zamboni around creating a ring of ice. Then I splash beer on the ice, creating a ring of frozen beer.

Sun, 04/29/2012 - 23:34

#284

Gzilla

Hurray for 7-up!

I go over and give you and Fallconn some Whisky-up!

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 07:52

#285

Piosionus-Snarby

--_

Control the time rift and Pwned everyone in this thread. I lock everyone in Tartarus and locked everyone in a unbreakable cage that is anti magic. Once agian..... the midgard serpent guards over you so you can't get out or teleporte out

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:42

#286

Gzilla

HAX!

I hack so I get out punt you into oblivion, hack your account and take away all your powers and hand you a whisky-up.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:10

#287

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

BTW, i don't drink so i just slap you with a dead fish.....and continue to fly around MY hill.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:08

#288

Serell

Waffles

*Grabs a plate of waffles*
Mmmm yum.
I'm having a great time watching you guys fight over that hill while i have my own exact copy that i made all for me.
Great entertainment, and best of all its FREE!

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 13:19

#289

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!`

yes, but as you sit there, my hill just bulldozes yours over....>:]

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 13:54

#290

Orangeo

I thought this was for the

I thought this was for the show king of the hill... quality anime right there...

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 16:26

#291

Shue-Donnym

No subject line spam here, move along

My Zamboni crashes through the gates of tartarus and runs over Snarby and Fallconn. Then I throw empty bottles of moonshine at their dead bodies. Then I recreate my ring of frozen beer.
My hill.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 18:32

#292

Piosionus-Snarby

* Sighs *

Sorry Xplad, i will never go to Tartarus and i wasn't even there when you crashed. You only crash right into Fallconn and you rock for that; now the thread is rid of Fallconn thanks to you. You've done a great job on that. Sorry i have to this to you and i won't feel sorry for it and Gzilla, that isn't my account you hacked into, it was a friend's account; mine is impossible to hack. * A golden Gondaras appear behind of Xplad wearing a golden god killing blade. The golden Gondaraes can take someone's godly powers away and make them mere mortals. He took away your powers and easily kill you in one single stroke. After that, i put your soul right in front of the midgard serpent and he guzzle you up. As for Gzilla, A golden Gondaras punches him and chopped off his head and his soul was guzzled up my the midgard serpent.*

P.S.... Serell, I own the entire universe so that's why they're fighting for it and second, you only copied my smallest hill

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 18:59

#293

Serell

@Snarby : Nope, I'm pretty

@Snarby : Nope, I'm pretty sure i copied the biggest one.
Own the entire universe? Ha, i laugh at you.

@Fallconn : How dare you! You shall pay... every waking moment i will be thinking...planning.... your demise.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 19:51

#294

Shue-Donnym

No subject line spam here, move along

You know what Snarby? Let me explain this to you: this is a forum game, and none of us are higher than the other. This isn't about your enjoyment, this is about EVERYBODY's enjoyment. So stop correcting other peoples actions, stop saying "im invicibel lol u cnt hit me" and PLAY ON A LEVEL GROUND.

My zamboni creates a frozen hill, where I sit on a beanbag chair and drink malt beer and eat potato chips.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 00:40

#295

Aeorune

Would you like some fries with that?

I kill Xplad and his zamboni and steal the potato chips and malt beer, sitting on the dead body who is sitting on the beanbag.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 16:03

#296

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

but all of the sudden....EXPLOSIONZ, i toss a grenade shaped like a gummy bear at you, and you catch it in your mouth thinking its a yummy little gummy bear, BUT YOU WAS WRONG. i am now king of the hill, not that i never wasn't....

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 17:47

#297

Mczeno

i hack gaim

get a bunch of CE

grind punches get whatever i need to kick ass (proto sword with asi vh ctr vh)

i win c:

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 17:47

#298

Piosionus-Snarby

you should really say that to fireherat

You should really say that to fireherat because he thinks he is supreme god of wolves and fire. Anyways.......* rides a giant eraser erasing people from the thread and erasing Explad, Fallconn, and fireherat.* HA!
@ serell, own many hills by conquering them so you did not have the biggest one.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 21:14

#299

Serell

I have super awesome magic.

Yeah.
I copied the biggest one.... though now its gone..... faaaaaaallcooonn >.>

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 06:32

#300

Egpnd

Why not freeze?

Builds a pit... Fills it with a super-cold liquid. Waits for someone to use it.

EDIT: next page incoming. @Snarby there's a lazor coming at you.
EDIT2: Spartans Let's do this

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