I push iamnoone back down the ravine, then relax
Don't want any responsibilities at the moment...
King of the hill
I use a very big bomb to make a big reset sending everyone back to the normal hill. (if anyone survives that is.) Since I was a bit gone for a while I took the hill and prepares for snarby to attack. (and take the hill again.)
Then I sneakly jump up and shoot Varmint off with a gun. I protect myself with a machiene gun
I become a spy and sap benightz's gun. Then I backstab Benightz with my flourish and establish victory on my hill!
/cover the hill with vaseline and set it on fire
/everyone standing on the hill slides down it slopes and is unable to escape being burned beings as the flames follow their trail of oily footprints
I quickly take out the fire, and as the fire goes to the ocean, I blast Iamnoone with my Giant Pistol and I get on the hill
I then bulldoze it. I create a movie theater over it.
/Destroys threater
/makes giant hill
/Gets on it
Now that your threater is gone, we can still continue king of the hill
Nope. It seems that your way down from the hill while I'm on it. I'm standing on it
it seems that this post is getting barried, so i'ma revive it. Clone myself again! half kill em, so its half ghost, and i turn into Vampire Rock Shooter. both me and my clone fly up the hill and my clone captures Benightz's body and jumped of the hill, mine now ^_^, makes a never ending army of clones of me as VRS and protect the hill.
uses f8, adv. recover options, finds a system restore, uses it. *every post gets removed and starts clean* reboots, and CLAIMS THE HILL.
Oops sorry, The thread can use a clean up.
I get Hank hill from king of the hill to kill you
Hank hill is now king of the hill
I take the hill after a crush you with my rocket hammar.
I get a bulldozer and carry The hill into my secret base
I turn into a snarbolax and me and my wolver army kill you and claim the hill
I then see some guy come through a time machine that looks like me but also has a hammer, and a pig army, we decide to rule the hill together.
and I nuke your army and I get an invincibility Ubercharge. Then I take the hill.
I put ice climbing shoes on and cover the hill with baby oil. You slide to the bottom and I climb to the top. If anyone tried to climb up and take over the hill it's ice picks to the head.
hey what i missed. anyone missed me! (epically fireheart)
i've matured and won't do the lord of the universe thing and rage quit.
Applies employer ship for lamnoone and kills invaders who tried to take over lamnoone's hill.
gets shotgun and shoot snarby and lamn then throw a ball of lava at the hill to melt the ice and THEN i get a army of EVERY SINGLE POWERFUL THING IN THE WORLD X 1,000,000,000,000 to protect my hill.
puts up spiralknights shield to shield lam from the shot gun. Then I did this http://youtu.be/70iFdnI-xfA then bombed your hill. Fireherat had to move to a speed bump I'm afraid.
I quickly glue Fireherat to his speed bump and build a mote around the hill.
Piosionus, hurry up the hill with me.
/throws electric eels in the mote after Piosionus joins me on the hill
I swim through the moat (mote?), and cry out, "Eels! To me!" They all swim to me and I lead them away to my Kingdom of Eels where they'll live happily ever after. Then I join yall on the hill. ^_^
/looks for a corner to sit in on the hill to pout
/looks
/looks some more
/walks in circles around the hill
/jumps up and down
Dagnabit!!!
/Sneaks past Iamnoone
/Repeatedly beats up snarby. BRUTALLY.
/Sneaks off
/Eats popcorn
/Anger problem solved
i worked so hard in building that life sized wax sculpture.
/throws gzilla into the moat with fireheart
/ inconveniently, a toaster truck fell in the moat
/gzilla and fireheart got eletracuted.
/they died
/for the true king: lamnoone.
/Comes back as a ghost
/scares Iamnoone to death
/Tosses Snarby into a coffin
/Flies to FSC
ghost busters!
something strange in the neighborhood
/ghost busters came to the door
/ traps gzilla into a vacuum cleaner
don't even struggle getting out. The vacuum can hold the strongest ghosts.
I give Iam a double-shot of adrenaline, and life courses back into his body. Rather loudly I might add. o_o
"There ya go!" =D
(P.S.- You can have little jimmy here if you want. =O(He has tapeworms sticking out of his nose to if you look!))
RAWRRR!!!!
/jumps to life
Thanks, I'd love to have little jimmy.
/with my super adrenaline rush, I yank the tape worms from his nose then quickly wrap him around my body.
I'll take good care of him.
/takes the vacuum cleaner and sells it for a dollar at the local flee market.
The hill should be safe now.
/sits on top of the hill playing with jimmy
Makes a hill bigger than the existing hill right next to it. Nya
/builds gigantic pond for little jimmy and puts some small fish in it. something like this just look at the picture of the pond above: https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja...
/adds two more fish to Piosionus' fish, hopefully guaranteeing baby fishies for jimmy to eat
I escape the vacuum cleaner by reviving myself from the dead. I proceed to build a stronghold across from the hill. /Noms on popcorn.
only if the fishes last that long. the fishes are more likely to be eaten by jimmy. got more fish just in case.
Hey Iam....you know little Jimmy still needs water to breathe, right? You didn't play with him too long I hope.... o_o
Those fish might not get eaten after all....
Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy wet. XD
Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy wet. XD
Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy wet. XD
No no no, methinks you pushed it four times in your excitement to keep Jimmy wet...O_O
I show up with a form showing that I own this hill. While everyone else is inspecting it, I go and sneak into the already built fortress, seal it, and throw everyone out. My hill~
On another note, this is one of the oldest surviving threads on the gremlin chatter :) And I made it!
(finally, my claim to fame)
/e blows up fake stronghold. Fail bro you went into my decoy, and the stronghold wasn't even built ON the hill. /e goes into actual fortress, locks it down, eats popcorn.
Summon an army of tortmega and take the hill from Gzilla.Build an fortress.Eat Gzilla popcorn.My hill.
Hey Popo, you relize Gzilla isn't even on the hill? He's in his fortress next to the hill. Read the past few posts to understand who has the hill.
fighting over the fortress next to THE HILL
set up security system to protect jimmy. can identify even the littlest details of the DNA, heat signature, molecule, and cells. plastic surgery or change of genes won't work. highly protected and high tech. impossible to get through security system. only people allow to go in jimmy's pond are me, immortous, and lam.
Just in case XD
Psst......Piosionus.....I just realized that you weren't capitalizing any letters, but then I read Iam's name and saw it looked like it was capitalized! That's when I saw you believed his name started with an "L".
It start's with an "I". =P
(Nice security measures by the way!)
I lounge around my fortress next to the hill, while building an epic movie theater next to my fortress.
I move jimmies reverse osmosis water filter system, water storage tank and his food supply locker into the area secured by the security system Piosionus set up. I'm not trusting that Gzilla person.
I climb out of the ravine and look around. I realize the hill is gone. I'm glad Takaseme is my friend.