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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 22:50
#551
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I climb out of the ravine and

I climb out of the ravine and look around. I realize the hill is gone. I'm glad Takaseme is my friend.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 14:37
#552
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
I push iamnoone back down the

I push iamnoone back down the ravine, then relax
Don't want any responsibilities at the moment...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:39
#553
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Incoming Nerco BOMB.

I use a very big bomb to make a big reset sending everyone back to the normal hill. (if anyone survives that is.) Since I was a bit gone for a while I took the hill and prepares for snarby to attack. (and take the hill again.)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:25
#554
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Then I sneakly jump up and

Then I sneakly jump up and shoot Varmint off with a gun. I protect myself with a machiene gun

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 15:29
#555
Darkshaodw's picture
Darkshaodw
I become a spy and sap

I become a spy and sap benightz's gun. Then I backstab Benightz with my flourish and establish victory on my hill!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:52
#556
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I climb out of the ravine again

/cover the hill with vaseline and set it on fire
/everyone standing on the hill slides down it slopes and is unable to escape being burned beings as the flames follow their trail of oily footprints

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 08:48
#557
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
KABOOM

I quickly take out the fire, and as the fire goes to the ocean, I blast Iamnoone with my Giant Pistol and I get on the hill

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 09:35
#558
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
I then bulldoze it. I create

I then bulldoze it. I create a movie theater over it.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:45
#559
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You can't take out the hill!

/Destroys threater
/makes giant hill
/Gets on it

Now that your threater is gone, we can still continue king of the hill

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:02
#560
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Get on it?

Should I mention you have a hill up your butt?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 13:40
#561
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Nope. It seems that your way

Nope. It seems that your way down from the hill while I'm on it. I'm standing on it

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 06:30
#562
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
it seems that this post is

it seems that this post is getting barried, so i'ma revive it. Clone myself again! half kill em, so its half ghost, and i turn into Vampire Rock Shooter. both me and my clone fly up the hill and my clone captures Benightz's body and jumped of the hill, mine now ^_^, makes a never ending army of clones of me as VRS and protect the hill.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 07:26
#563
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
finds a OP PC, restarts it

uses f8, adv. recover options, finds a system restore, uses it. *every post gets removed and starts clean* reboots, and CLAIMS THE HILL.

Oops sorry, The thread can use a clean up.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 00:43
#564
Persef's picture
Persef
Is this thread dead? NOPE!

FALCON PUNCH! I then claim the hill.

Fri, 11/02/2012 - 17:49
#565
Grittle's picture
Grittle
I get Hank hill from king of

I get Hank hill from king of the hill to kill you

Hank hill is now king of the hill

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 09:15
#566
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Doom-Xx
No subject

I take the hill after a crush you with my rocket hammar.
I get a bulldozer and carry The hill into my secret base

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:26
#567
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Pipipipipi
I turn into a snarbolax and

I turn into a snarbolax and me and my wolver army kill you and claim the hill

I then see some guy come through a time machine that looks like me but also has a hammer, and a pig army, we decide to rule the hill together.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 07:09
#568
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
I necro this thread

and I nuke your army and I get an invincibility Ubercharge. Then I take the hill.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 13:00
#569
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I put ice climbing shoes on

I put ice climbing shoes on and cover the hill with baby oil. You slide to the bottom and I climb to the top. If anyone tried to climb up and take over the hill it's ice picks to the head.

Thu, 04/18/2013 - 15:34
#570
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Piosionus-Snarby
hey i'm back.... :D

hey what i missed. anyone missed me! (epically fireheart)
i've matured and won't do the lord of the universe thing and rage quit.

Applies employer ship for lamnoone and kills invaders who tried to take over lamnoone's hill.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 21:51
#571
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
well ... i know what i do now

gets shotgun and shoot snarby and lamn then throw a ball of lava at the hill to melt the ice and THEN i get a army of EVERY SINGLE POWERFUL THING IN THE WORLD X 1,000,000,000,000 to protect my hill.

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 11:52
#572
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Piosionus-Snarby
bullet hell skills are awesome

puts up spiralknights shield to shield lam from the shot gun. Then I did this http://youtu.be/70iFdnI-xfA then bombed your hill. Fireherat had to move to a speed bump I'm afraid.

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 03:36
#573
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Thanks Piosionus.

I quickly glue Fireherat to his speed bump and build a mote around the hill.

Piosionus, hurry up the hill with me.

/throws electric eels in the mote after Piosionus joins me on the hill

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 11:14
#574
Immortous's picture
Immortous

I swim through the moat (mote?), and cry out, "Eels! To me!" They all swim to me and I lead them away to my Kingdom of Eels where they'll live happily ever after. Then I join yall on the hill. ^_^

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 15:15
#575
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You took my eels...

/looks for a corner to sit in on the hill to pout
/looks
/looks some more
/walks in circles around the hill
/jumps up and down
Dagnabit!!!

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 16:04
#576
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
/Sneaks past

/Sneaks past Iamnoone
/Repeatedly beats up snarby. BRUTALLY.
/Sneaks off
/Eats popcorn
/Anger problem solved

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 16:59
#577
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Piosionus-Snarby
:( awe man

i worked so hard in building that life sized wax sculpture.
/throws gzilla into the moat with fireheart
/ inconveniently, a toaster truck fell in the moat
/gzilla and fireheart got eletracuted.
/they died
/for the true king: lamnoone.

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 17:11
#578
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Ghosting

/Comes back as a ghost
/scares Iamnoone to death
/Tosses Snarby into a coffin
/Flies to FSC

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 17:51
#579
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
who are you gonna call?!

ghost busters!
something strange in the neighborhood
/ghost busters came to the door
/ traps gzilla into a vacuum cleaner
don't even struggle getting out. The vacuum can hold the strongest ghosts.

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 19:18
#580
Immortous's picture
Immortous
OH NOES!

I give Iam a double-shot of adrenaline, and life courses back into his body. Rather loudly I might add. o_o

"There ya go!" =D

(P.S.- You can have little jimmy here if you want. =O(He has tapeworms sticking out of his nose to if you look!))

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 05:52
#581
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
RAWRRR!!!! /jumps to

RAWRRR!!!!
/jumps to life
Thanks, I'd love to have little jimmy.
/with my super adrenaline rush, I yank the tape worms from his nose then quickly wrap him around my body.
I'll take good care of him.
/takes the vacuum cleaner and sells it for a dollar at the local flee market.
The hill should be safe now.
/sits on top of the hill playing with jimmy

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 18:48
#582
Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
Nya

Makes a hill bigger than the existing hill right next to it. Nya

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 16:25
#583
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
no attacks lately. pretty calm

/builds gigantic pond for little jimmy and puts some small fish in it. something like this just look at the picture of the pond above: https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja...

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 16:20
#584
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/adds two more fish to

/adds two more fish to Piosionus' fish, hopefully guaranteeing baby fishies for jimmy to eat

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 16:46
#585
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Nom Nom Nom

I escape the vacuum cleaner by reviving myself from the dead. I proceed to build a stronghold across from the hill. /Noms on popcorn.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 16:47
#586
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
well......

only if the fishes last that long. the fishes are more likely to be eaten by jimmy. got more fish just in case.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 18:54
#587
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Ant-loaf

Hey Iam....you know little Jimmy still needs water to breathe, right? You didn't play with him too long I hope.... o_o
Those fish might not get eaten after all....

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 01:55
#588
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy

Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy wet. XD

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 01:55
#589
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy

Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy wet. XD

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 01:55
#590
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy

Don't worry, I'll keep jimmy wet. XD

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 01:57
#591
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
wtf

I only pushed the button once...

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 07:12
#592
Immortous's picture
Immortous

No no no, methinks you pushed it four times in your excitement to keep Jimmy wet...O_O

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 00:32
#593
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue

I show up with a form showing that I own this hill. While everyone else is inspecting it, I go and sneak into the already built fortress, seal it, and throw everyone out. My hill~

On another note, this is one of the oldest surviving threads on the gremlin chatter :) And I made it!
(finally, my claim to fame)

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 01:09
#594
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Nope

/e blows up fake stronghold. Fail bro you went into my decoy, and the stronghold wasn't even built ON the hill. /e goes into actual fortress, locks it down, eats popcorn.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 08:15
#595
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
My hill

Summon an army of tortmega and take the hill from Gzilla.Build an fortress.Eat Gzilla popcorn.My hill.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 09:01
#596
Immortous's picture
Immortous
^

Hey Popo, you relize Gzilla isn't even on the hill? He's in his fortress next to the hill. Read the past few posts to understand who has the hill.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 09:11
#597
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
..........

fighting over the fortress next to THE HILL
set up security system to protect jimmy. can identify even the littlest details of the DNA, heat signature, molecule, and cells. plastic surgery or change of genes won't work. highly protected and high tech. impossible to get through security system. only people allow to go in jimmy's pond are me, immortous, and lam.

Just in case XD

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 09:32
#598
Immortous's picture
Immortous
^

Psst......Piosionus.....I just realized that you weren't capitalizing any letters, but then I read Iam's name and saw it looked like it was capitalized! That's when I saw you believed his name started with an "L".
It start's with an "I". =P
(Nice security measures by the way!)

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 23:40
#599
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Ignoring popo's post

I lounge around my fortress next to the hill, while building an epic movie theater next to my fortress.

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 04:42
#600
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
OOO defense force

I move jimmies reverse osmosis water filter system, water storage tank and his food supply locker into the area secured by the security system Piosionus set up. I'm not trusting that Gzilla person.

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