Danggit Fall stop owning me.
Is wearing a fire proof suit.
King of the hill
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 19:23
#452
Inserts a nother crown.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 20:36
#453
You didn't say worm proof.
Dumps a bucket of nasty worms down Trobolta's suit. He's bust dealing with worms and I turn to Fallconn. About that Fallconn punch, saws your arm off. Saws your legs off while I'm at it. Puts you to a tiny hill down the way. Looks around, thinks its mine. Yells king of the hill again.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 22:18
#454
Comes back wet, having
Comes back wet, having removed the suit and washed down the worms. Is angreh faic with pointed finger of doom. Pushes Iamnoone into the conveniently located full sized recreation of the Reichenbach Falls.
Shouts; "MY HILL"
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 06:58
#455
i use "Wind Style: Rasen
i use "Wind Style: Rasen Shuriken" on EVERYONE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK05HS-QyWU
(1:17)
my hill now ^_^
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:06
#456
Kicks Taka pass the Falls and
Kicks Taka pass the Falls and onto a chess board decorated with pointy pieces, subsequently stabbing him. :D
And no ... you cant use some random fake log technique thingy cuz there's practically nothing here you can hide on. Seerusly ...this hill needs more than just a chair and crown.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:16
#457
It needs a defense.
I kicked you out of the hill and placed bedrock all round the hill there's only one opening which is a small hole in the roof which is easily covered by a lava pit directly below of it. (hole is 1 knight sized)
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:19
#458
Buys a fly perk from the
Buys a fly perk from the server store and safely floats in and pushes Varm into the lava.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:24
#459
I saw you coming in...
And shot you with my shotgun the force of it sends you flying to the lava. I build a LVL 3 sentry. still mah hill, (was, the creeper blew me up. should of placed glowstone on the walls.)
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:14
#460
....
Falcon's arms can't be sawed off, cause he'd probably burn you to death first, anyway, i sneak up behind you and choke you with a dead fish, i throw you off of the hill and just sit there....waiting.....waiting......
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:49
#461
I was dead before you got there,
Dat creeper also blows you up, I come back and put a lot of light on the hill so that no creepers blows anyone else up.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:54
#462
then i slash Varmint's back
then i slash Varmint's back with a sharpened bagel and squirt lemon juice in the wound, then run off to another hill.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:33
#463
Stabs Grit with a sharpened
Stabs Grit with a sharpened lemon sword. Take's his less hideous hill for my own.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:18
#464
Knocks Trobolta off the hill
Knocks Trobolta off the hill with a pumpkin catapult. While standing on my hill, I look over the side and laugh at pumpkinhead.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:21
#465
Hires the Spy from TF2 to
Hires the Spy from TF2 to backstab and take Iamnoone's place, while letting the Spy be the king for a while, since he has important stuff to do, like destorying the galaxy and other such stuff
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:52
#466
burns the spy to death....
With a flamethrower. and took da hill.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:56
#467
Chops off Varm's head and
Chops off Varm's head and replaces it with a pumpkin. Mwehehe~ Has removed my pumpkin and taken the hill for myself.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 19:00
#468
You said there's a storm brewing...
You get zapped by lighting. At least lightning doesn't hit twice. (yeah right. :3)
I took the hill back. I got lucky the storm stopped (for now)
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 19:12
#469
Zaps Varm with 1.21 gigawatts
Zaps Varm with 1.21 gigawatts of electricity. Watches as he explodes 88 miles faster. :D
Takes the hill for myself.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 19:54
#470
Using transmeditation, I
Using transmeditation, I place my thoughts in Trobolta's mind, driving him crazy. Trobolta runs away from the hill screaming. I stand at the top ready to drive anyone else insane who dares to try for my hill.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 03:48
#471
uses shadow clone jutsu, and
uses shadow clone jutsu, and let the clone try to kill you (as a distraction) you used that transmeditation on my clone, while i come from the back and hit you with a HUGE FREAKING THORN! you ended up having a giant thorn at your butt and ran away crying in pain, my hill
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 03:52
#472
DAWG GONNIT NARUTO
Uses anti-ninja jutsu and everyone in the whole bloody omniverse loses ninja powers. Stabs Taka with a kunai over and over and over.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:16
#473
Having lost all my ninja
Having lost all my ninja powers I storm up the side of the hill with a bigger gun and wearing my gunslinger hat. I shoot Trobolta in the head blowing his brains out. My hill now. Finds a hose and washes the mess off of the side of my hill.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:22
#474
Emergency defib, activate.
Activates my emergency defib unit and revives, growing a new head in the process. Throws a super shock vial up the hill and into Iam's face, making him suffer spasms as i kick him down the hill and takes it for my own.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:54
#475
I spasm and convulse as I
I spasm and convulse as I tumble down the hill. When I roll into the mote at the bottom a surge of energy runs throw my body making one last super spasm causing my body to straighten and limbs to jut out and stiffen. I lay there in pain. I use my mental super powers to summon all the dogs that are nearby. They ascend the hill and take it over for me. One achieved, they come get me and drag me to the top. I might be bedraggled but I'm thel king.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:57
#476
beep beep beep *resbeepawns*
Uses a hammer to hammer trobolta and Iamnoone off the hill, mah hill.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:07
#477
Feeds Varm with Vanaduke's secret recipe chowder. Which was never intended for consumptions by knights. What as Varm melts as hellfire rage inside of him. :D
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:19
#478
Spawncamping?
I used an energy blast lvl 9001 to blow you away of the hill and to cure me of the chowder. I took the hill. PS: your not coming back until Post #480
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:37
#479
Uses a baseball bat to knock
Uses a baseball bat to knock Varm off of the hill. Fires a nuke at him while he is in the air. Calls a street sweeper to remove the mess thats left on the ground. My hill.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:46
#480
Mows down Iamnoone with a lawn mower. Leaf blows his shreds away into the wind. My hill :D
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 08:22
#481
respawns
takes respawn point and hits trobolta out of the hill, i place the point on to the top of the hill. My hill (the point is phased {can't move it})
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:39
#482
Shocks Varm to death and bansticks the respawn point. Enjoy oblivion~
My Hill~
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 20:46
#483
Like the shredded grass I am
Like the shredded grass I am I rot and become fungus. I grow and spread creeping up the hill and over everything in my path. Just like foot fungus I never die nor can you rid yourself of me. Anyone standing in my way gets covered with my goo and rots to death under me. I take over the hill and being the slime i am, no one is able to ascend the hill. They slide back on their feet, eventually falling on their faces and sliding back down the hill. I am king.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:35
#484
...
Appears at the base of the hill, with round shades and anti-foot fungus powder. Sprinkles the powder all over the place to prevent Iamnoone from growing back. Sits on the now clean hill, reading a Sherlock Holmes novel while chewing on my unlit pipe.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:45
#485
The fungus slowly comeback
The fungus slowly comeback and sneaks up behind you. It surrounds the area you are sit upon. You stand to scratch your butt and I am already under your feet. You fall and tumble off the hill. I am left alone on the top of the hill.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:52
#486
Sprays the hill with gasoline
Sprays the hill with gasoline and burns you away. Watches and smokes my pipe as every part of that symbiotic slime of you burn away into ashes. The scene reflected by my glasses, giving off that ominous soulless feel. Regrass the hill and replaces the burnt furniture with new ones and sits back down on the chair as i continue my book.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:10
#487
With every end there is a new
With every end there is a new beginning. I reincarnate as a bed bug and climb out of the cushions on the coach. I crawl down your neck and bite. You realize you are covered with my friends and run away from the hill leaving it for us to colonize.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:31
#488
Exterminates all life on the
Exterminates all life on the couch with a lot of poison. Cleans the poison off, buries it in a 6ft hole in the ground and resumes my reading. In case i missed a spot, i'm wearing a protective doctor's beak mask thing to ward off the poisons.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:38
#489
While you're deeply
While you're deeply inthralled in your book, I sneak up behind you. I pour oil on you and push you down the hill. I stand and watch thinking you look like a toboggan racing down the sloop.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:43
#490
AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH
slides down the slope and jumps over the mote before actually stopping a good distance away. Washes myself down an relits my pipe and i set off the bomb under the couch, launching Iamnoone a zillion miles away.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:12
#491
Giggles as i take flight. I
Giggles as i take flight. I can't believe you didn't lose the pipe speeding down the hill. The hill is yoursssss. Spreads my arms and flies through space. I'm king of the universe.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:11
#492
Waves goodbye
"Latah Iamnoone," goes back to my book on top of my hill.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:51
#493
Builds a big mirror and
Builds a big mirror and places it in my universe right in between the sun and the earth. Sends the sunshine off in another direction warming an unknown planet. You have no light to read by and shortly after everything growing on earth dies along with all its people.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:56
#494
Yep, But the...
Universe Police arrests you for genocide.
And they blew up your mirror.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:34
#495
Earth spontaneously grows
Earth spontaneously grows life again. Ouh hey light~! Continues to read my book.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:06
#496
I get a magnifing glass and
I get a magnifing glass and increase the sun's light to help you see. The pages of your book start to burn. It suddenly erupts into full flame, catching you on fire. I push you down the hill to douce the flames in the mote.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:21
#497
GAH that was GUHR my Fav
GAH that was GUHR my Fav OUCHY BBOOOOOOoooooookkkkkk *moted*
Climbs out of the mote, wiping my shades and drying out my pipe. Awh, no more pipe time for a while.
Climbs back up the hill, grabs a dictionary from a well placed shelf and bashes Iamnoone's face in with it.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:25
#498
NOOO!!! My evil enemy. Starts
NOOO!!! My evil enemy. Starts to melt. Why did you have to make me touch that thin...
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:36
#499
Cuz I dont really like you.
Cuz I dont really like you. Embeds the book into Iamnoone.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:40
#500
I <3 Rockets
fires rockets at Iamnoone. (explosion) finds a cookie hill, and say King of the Cookie Hill. (bigger than the one that Trobolta's on)
i get back up and jump every piece on Iam's side, and i slap them with the checker board, i get up, and do a Captain Falcon taunt, and become super powerful, fire starts to swarm around my body, i turn around eyes fixed on Trobolta, i yell "FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!" and punch him so hard and he just gets vaporized. but the power is to overwhelming, so i start burning things.