Runs to Egpnd's hill. Becomes one of those stuffed people.
King of the hill
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:08
#502
But you have no one to lead.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:33
#503
did some scans around the area...
and i found a cookie mountain. (much bigger than trobolta's hill) I get to the top (while rolling Iamnoone to it also) and yelled: KING OF THE COOKIE HILL.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:25
#504
After that hill is also
After that hill is also devoured, im still the king of the non edible hill.
:/
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:43
#505
Problem is that
its far away and you only saw a part of it, only 5% of the hill is eaten. People were full. Also i fired a bomb that blows up your hill. You can come and try to eat the whole hill. Also theres some underground.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:50
#506
Unleashes a nasty germ that
Unleashes a nasty germ that eats all your cookies and multiply into more cookie eating germs in one go.
Digs up a new hill and claims it as mine.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 06:36
#507
your hill is ok but not the highest.
I found the hill made out of diamonds. i get to the top and i yell King of the hill. i wash my self off with soap. and baked more cookies.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 09:33
#508
i vaporized it with a laser,
i vaporized it with a laser, and just to make sure the diamond is gone, i use hot lava to seal it off, but i got over shot and put too much lava, i then cool it with water and it becomes a big hill, i then plant grass there, and sit on the hill, while calling the army to protect this hill for me, from all angles.
MY lava bes-ed hill! >=)
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:14
#509
Egpnd"s cookie hill wasn't
Egpnd"s cookie hill wasn't eaten by a gem. I defended it by secretly moving it one train car load at a time to Iron Mountain where it can be protected by the US government and all of their nukes, radar, motion detectors and all their other protective gear. Egpnd is still king of the cookie hill with me standing next to him as protector of his hill.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:13
#510
Is somehow next to both of you as i ....
Punts Taka into his own Lava and shines a magnifying glass on the diamond hill, the light intensifies as it travels through the diamond hill and everything around it vaporizes as the hill detonates in a brilliant white light. Goes back to my hill for a good read.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:26
#511
Seeds the clouds to make it
Seeds the clouds to make it rain causing it to be too dark to read and soaking your book. You run for shelter leaving me alone on top of that hill.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:52
#512
Comes back with an umbrella
Comes back with an umbrella and 2 coats, one of them im wearing. Give you the pink one as i cover us both under the umbrella as i read my notsowet book and smoking a pipe.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 05:09
#513
Awe! How sweet of you
Stays warm and dry under your umbrella. Occasionally looks over your shoulder to make sure no one is sneaking up behind you.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 16:31
#514
The rain stopped.
And I give the umbrella to Iam as the winds start picking up and flies him away.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:22
#515
I get Trobolta's hand and
I get Trobolta's hand and nails it to a sandwich. Then I feed the sandwich to a heavy. He becomes pissed that you won't "let go" of the sandwich and begins shooting you. My hill.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:54
#516
The heavy shoots holes into
The heavy shoots holes into you as you were standing between me and him. The bullets are shielded from me and he explodes after he ran out of bullets.
My hill i guess.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:23
#517
The winds carry me to a
The winds carry me to a bigger hill where the sun always shines and no one is fighting. There are cookie trees all over it in full bloom. Thanks for the umbrella Trobolta.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:39
#518
At least now, no more
At least now, no more Iamnoone~! Enjoys more good reads.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 23:03
#519
Now I don't feel loved. :(
Sits under a cookie tree, on my BIG hill, and eats my cookies all alone.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 23:14
#520
Feels void that Iamnoone's
Feels void that Iamnoone's not there to annoy me.
...
Places the book down and cleans out my pipe. Out of tobacco. Takes of my shades to clean it and looks over my shoulder to the other hill, sees Iamnoone rather lonely, eating that cookie on the hill. Slides down my hill and goes over to Iamnoone's. Appears next to him, my shadow casting over him as he notices im there, chewing my empty pipe, with a cleaner pair of shades and the book. With my ever half-frowning face i sit next to Iamnoone to keep him company. Has a dictionary at my side in case he should think of doing unpleasant things to me. Continues reading the book.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:16
#521
Eventually Trobolta flips to
Eventually Trobolta flips to a page that creates a huge black hole and sucks in all the cookies Iamnoone has.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:34
#522
the black hole caused the
the black hole caused the entire hill to be sucked in it, including Trobolta and Lamnoone. and you both end up in a foreign universe, the only way you can get back to the universe now is to wait for the next black hole. while waiting, i found a nice hill, with nature surrounding it. i sit on the hill, and maditate, as usual.... waiting for the next person to take this away from me.
also not knowing that, i became the king of the hill
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:10
#523
Things are reversed in that
Things are reversed in that other dimension the black hole sucks Trobolta and I into. The hill was a ravine. The ground was made of cookies and the trees grow upside down and bloomed dirt. Trobolta's pipe was filled and his shades were dirty. That dictionary was my friend containing only misspelled words and bad grammar. We stood proud and tall saying we are the anti-kings of the ravine.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:29
#524
@Takaseme Im ready, how about you?
You forgot me. and i shoot you with a shotgun and i took the hill.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:59
#525
I knew I shouldnt have
I knew I shouldnt have borrowed that [explicit content] story from Kuro ...
Well. At least you have all the cookies you want and I get to relax and still stay close to you, Iamnoone.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:17
#526
Smiles and hands you a
Smiles and hands you a cookie. Builds a retractable roof just in case they find us and try to drown us in sunshine.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 23:45
#527
dang it, i want to go to that
dang it, i want to go to that black hole.....
go find the black hole that you two entered and jump into the event horizon, knowing that i'll be streech like spaghetti, i brought myself some spaghetti to eat, yum.....
in the other universe i found Trobolta and Iamnoone, i ask them if i can join them under that tree.... (this is getting akward) i slept under the tree with cookie crums on my face
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:09
#528
Its fine by me but Trobolta
Its fine by me but Trobolta has to say it's okay too. Hands you a cookie and an unhammer so you can help build the roof.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:23
#529
Back at the hill.
I've been calling on forces placing Mass drivers around the hill for space, air, and ground defense, and sentries guns for the people.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 20:50
#530
well, then, i send my prefect
well, then, i send my perfect clone back to the real universe while i enjoy my cookie, i tell his main objective is to get a hill and stay there. he then gets hmmm, ground.... he digs a deep hole leading directly under you and get fall into that hole, never able to come out in anyway. now this hill belongs to my clone =3
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 06:13
#531
PERSONA!
>Uses Armeggedon
>Wins all remains of the hills.
>Uses Vorpal Blade.
>Turns Taka into Hawk Sushi....
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 06:27
#532
The defense took out 99% of the meteor strike.
It made a small hole in the top of the hill and also, Tohru was made into swiss cheese because of sentries. I used the jet-pack to get out of the hole and took the hill back, @taka your clone got blown up.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 06:33
#533
R.Y.N.O 5
FIRE!!
Also, ARMEGGEDON!
It's not a meteor strike, it's a ring of blue fire that causes light, explosions and 9999 dmg.
It take the hills.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 06:58
#534
shoot.... knowing that my
shoot.... knowing that my clone got blown up because i have a sensor in his pants, i call upon the god of hell, and i ask him to make him half human and half ghost, now you can't hit him. he starts to take over Egpnd's body, and i ask him to start stabbing himself as he is still not able to feel the pain because he is just controlling your body, not your brain. then you end up dying, and i ask the god of hell to send you to eternal torture, but it will only last for a few hours. then my clone materialize on the hill, while he spotted Tahru, he uses a only ghost weapon, Night Shade (from pokemon =P) and you ended dead too my clone's hill now ^_^
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:04
#535
But,
I was dead when the blue flash hit. so, you killed Tohru and took the hill.
Respawning in... (can't respawn your in a dangerous location) "i hate it when that happens."
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:06
#536
aww.... shuts.... he then
aww.... shuts.... he then finds a new hill, and this one is beside a volcano O_O
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:49
#537
Um Magetsu Izanagi?
Vorpal Blade!
Destroys all hills.
I then fuse them using glue to create one mega hill...
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:04
#538
I nail everyone's hands to
I nail everyone's hands to the hill(s). Then I nail a chair to the hill and glue myself to that.
MOI HILLY.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:39
#539
my clone de-materialize, and
my clone de-materialize, and go to where you're sitting, the he uses ghost powers to un-nail the chair, and fly you to the sun, he then throws you in the atmosphere of the sun and you turn into ashes upon contact with the sun. dine, my clone's hill again X3
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 06:36
#540
(still respawning)
I think we need a anti-kings of the ravine thread for iamnoone and Takaseme and trobolta.
*selects iamnoone as respawn by, respawning in...* "respawns but causes a black hole in the normal world." Enter only.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 08:05
#541
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS
Time to take this... *sunglasses on* Fanfic style!
Dr. Spacebar gazed upon the hill, lines of bodies surrounding it and a lone knight standing atop it. He had been frustrated from studying electrical circuits and was now about to take it out on that poor sucker.
"Activate Combined Callahan Charge Cannon #1. Now!"
Instantly, a large cannon on treads rolled out, its heavy barrel aiming directly at the top of the hill. Inside were a hundred Callahans with the same Unique Variants: Charge Time Reduction, Very High. The sheer magnum force of each Callahan was utilized to propel launch springs that hurled a gargantuan Callahan shot straight at the target, and Egpnd was launched off the hill- and probably off the planet. Even the black hole was pushed away by the sheer power.
Doctorspacebar stepped onto the hill, with a legion of Combined Callahan Charge Cannons behind him. Even slimes and constructs would fear its power. Nothing could take the hill now. Nothing.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 09:23
#542
Except me!
XP
I win
Except me!
XP
I win
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:24
#543
Persona..
Armegedd..
You know the rest. I win.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 22:31
#544
Pops out of my happy ravine.
Pops out of my happy ravine. Looks around to make sure it's safe. Hands out cookies to everyone. Goes back to my happy place before I get hit, kicked, nuked or something for worse.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:34
#545
MMMM!
HEY!
Take this.
*Hands Evoker".
Shoot yourselves in the head with this.
Like this.
*BAM!*
*The Persona Mars appeared*.
FREE EVOKERS!
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 19:13
#546
Its about time
respawns randomly at Tohru-Adachi, (he gets spawn-frag'd) And took the hill.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 20:36
#547
I summon,
HIPPIE JESUS.
Hippie Jesus shoots you, and cheapshots you.
My hill.
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 05:36
#548
long time no see huh guys, ( some might know me)
i come back from where ever i was, then kill tohru , retake my hill, make a 2nd hill, take that over, then i get my keyblade. go slash doctor,taka, and egpud. i making me a army , a nuked rocket , god power AND a robot dog that can buest throught a door with no probelm and can make a k-9 cannon as big as a dragonm and has power of the sun and a t-rex . IM KING!
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 13:12
#549
It dawns in fire...
I become a dragon, shooting lazors that can glass the hill into lava in a second, I glass the hill and take it. KING ME!
NEXT poster can't be dragonborn :3
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:51
#550
i got bored of staying in the
i got bored of staying in the other universe, i make more clones up to 100b, and i train most of them ninja moves, and also train them to kill dragons, then i send them to the real universe and i watch it from a magic ball that i manage to make out of cookies. my clones killed the dragon which is varm and i 1 of the 100b take over the hill as his own, he is now the king of the hill, as i watch all of the others protect the hill from anything
until i get too bored, then i'll make them destroy the hill =P
Next thing you realize, you're hill is gone and there's a whole lot of stuffed people full of cookies all around you.
Is still king of hill.