Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Fri, 12/23/2011 - 06:52

Iamnoone

Person one puts something into the vending machine. The next person to post says what the machine gave the poster before them then puts their own item in for the next poster to say what they got from the machine.

Ex. (person 1) I put a puppy into the vending machine.

(person 2) You get a blind lizard.
I put an old tire into the vending machine.

(person 3) You get a brand new Honda.
I put...

I put $200 into the machine.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 07:48

Shue-Donnym

Hi!

You get a bag of nails.

I put a Cool Stranger Hat into the machine.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 09:17

Frocus

you get a pancake covered in wolver poop.

i put a tank-o-screams (off of monster inc) into the vending machience

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:06

Oakgear

I've played this over on Muxxu forums :D

You get tank-o-laughs
Insert Santa Claus

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 14:13

Psychodestroyer

You got Grievos.

Two dorrah fifty! I instert into dah vendoh!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:29

Softhead

@Psychodestroyer

You get sulfuric acid.
I put a Drake, Wyvern and Dragon into the vending machine

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:48

Psychodestroyer

SWEET

I can use that in my lab!

You get an Ecto drop.

I put in some hot air.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 22:12

Gimpyo

You get a wolver fart I put

You get a wolver fart

I put in 10 crystal energy and a snowball

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 22:38

Iamnoone

You get a snipe. I put

You get a snipe.

I put Gimpyo's snipe into the machine.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 22:39

Fallenhope

you got a mobile snowman I

you got a mobile snowman

I PUT MAH BOWLING BALL IN DAH VENDAR!!!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 23:45

#10

Imowor

WHAT IS THIS?!?

You get a beluga whale made of solid gold.

I put in a hand grenade and a pineapple.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:03

#11

Scarred-Knight

I'll play along

...you get a holy hand grenade.

I put in some Chroma Tears into the vendor.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:08

#12

Shennynerd

You get a recently widowed

You get a recently widowed Virulisk.

I put in ....uhhhh this water bill I haven't paid yet.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:36

#13

Fallenhope

you get your electricity

you get your electricity bill

I put in a gold toy train (choo choo)

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 02:55

#14

Faronel

You get a large amount of

You get a large amount of coal.

I put in lamnoone.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 03:02

#15

Shue-Donnym

Wat

You get Not Jim-Dale.

I put a strike booster in the machine.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 09:11

#16

Oakgear

No wrong format

Gets a gremlin stalker
Inserts... book...

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:34

#17

Gimpyo

you get a broken artifact i

you get a broken artifact

i put in a snarby thorn

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:49

#18

Mindfreaked

aww yea GREMLIN COS AWW YEAH

You get me

I put in a stinky gym sock

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:53

#19

Softhead

@Mindfreaked

You get the Swarm that hate you.

I put in Skyrim.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:32

#20

Iamnoone

You get a moldy peanut. I put

You get a moldy peanut.

I put in a tire iron.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 22:07

#21

Faronel

You get a fish waffle. I put

You get a fish waffle.

I put in a black hole

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 01:11

#22

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

And...

I put this thread into the vending machine.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 03:35

#23

Fallenhope

What dark ritual?

and you get Faronel's armpit hair.

I put an apple in the vending machine.

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 12:25

#24

Softhead

@Fallenhope

You get Alduin.
I put in ''Fus Ro Dah!''

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 18:35

#25

Varja

@#24

You get a GameFly certificate

I put in my Twisted Targe recipe

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 18:40

#26

Iamnoone

You get a snipe. I put in a

You get a snipe.

I put in a golden coin.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 19:20

#27

Redlawlsy

You get a chocolate coin

You get a chocolate coin wrapped in gold tin foil.

I put in my Xbox 360.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:01

#28

Biodragey

You get a box with X360

You get a box with X360 written on it

I put 10k Crowns, 10 Cokes, 5 Sprites, 10k CE and 10000000 nitronomes.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:05

#29

Iamnoone

You get a shoe box full of

You get a shoe box full of movies on VHS tapes.

I put in a dead cat.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:15

#30

Biodragey

You get a living cat that

You get a living cat that kills you.

I put in my best Yu-Gi-Oh cards (Yes I play Yu-GI-Oh)

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:18

#31

Iamnoone

You get out Yu_Gi-Oh jammies

You get out Yu_Gi-Oh jammies and matching slippers.

I'm dead so I put my ghost in the machine.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:40

#32

Biodragey

You get a new body with

You get a new body with Cancer, Mad cow disease, Swine flu, Explosive diarrhea, Blindness, Deafness, unable to feel and unable to smell

I put in Zombie parasites

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:41

#33

Biodragey

Sorry double post!

And no eating too.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:50

#34

Iamnoone

YAY

(I'm alive and all those diseases got bottlenecked in my veins leaving me health as a lark.)

You get parasite pee.

I put in a doughnut with pick icing.

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 02:12

#35

Faronel

You get cake with a mouse

You get cake with a mouse inside.
I put in that.

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 07:30

#36

Redlawlsy

And you get lamnoone's left

And you get lamnoone's left big toe.

I put in a hot dog.

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 23:36

#37

Fallenhope

and you get a burning dog that's hungry

I put in some random person's cake.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 00:35

#38

Psychodestroyer

/shrug

You get a slip of paper with 'YOU LIE' written on it.

I put in a pencil.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 01:36

#39

Rangerwillx

Interesting..

You get a Barbarous Thorn Blade. (Lucky bastard)

I put in a Fang of Vog.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:16

#40

Psychodestroyer

TANKOO

You get VOG.

AS A PET.

I put in a warp dust.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 02:53

#41

Shue-Donnym

Wat

You get Brimstone.
I put Kozma in the machine.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 03:13

#42

Faronel

You get Kozma's soul! I put

You get Kozma's soul!

I put in That Creepy Guy.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 06:35

#43

Fallenhope

You get This creepy guy. I

You get This creepy guy.

I put in a vog cub.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 09:30

#44

Rangerwillx

I'm addicted to vending!

You get a red (Volcanic) shirt that says VOG CUB RULEZ on it.

I put in a globe.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 11:12

#45

Mrgrimmygrim

Invasion

You get a frost legion (terraria) that comes knocking at your door.

I put in some pie

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 11:33

#46

Redlawlsy

You get a note with PI

You get a note with PI written on it.

I put in a Chicken sandwich.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 13:23

#47

Faronel

You get a turkey sandwitch. I

You get a turkey sandwitch.

I put in my Nintendo Wii.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 13:57

#48

Varja

@#47

You get 1000 WiiPoints which you can't use.

I put in my brother's phone.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 15:51

#49

Rangerwillx

@#48

You get a Raging Bro.

I put in my old used out Crocs.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 15:36

#50

Shue-Donnym

Wat

You get crocodiles.
I pootispenserhere.

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