It comes back out and explodes in your face.
I insert a Ferrari
The Vending Machine
Thu, 04/05/2012 - 16:12
#302
It comes back out and
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 15:08
#303
^
You lose! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKG07305CBs
I insert spicy nachos
EDIT: Whoops the video has already been used in this thread... :l
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 15:53
#304
You get a top hat filled with
You get a top hat filled with nachos with spicy cheese.
I insert an intact copy of fallout 1.
Fri, 04/06/2012 - 16:44
#305
You get an unintact copy of
You get an unintact copy of fallout1
I insert Zinco, because Idk what else to put :3
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 17:04
#306
You get Zinco's dirty
You get Zinco's dirty underwear
I insert 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 dollars
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 09:03
#307
You get
You get 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 pennies.
I insert a rainbow.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:11
#308
FALCON PUNCH!
you get someone who doesn't know who they are.
i insert the contents of my compost bucket.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 15:25
#309
ME!
You get the compost bucket with no compost.
I put in the Resses Peanut Butter Egg that I stole from my brother.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 15:48
#310
FALCON PUNCH!
you get an angry brother.
i put in a Calvin & Hobbes treasury book.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 18:53
#311
You get the book back as a
You get the book back as a 1st edition and signed.
I insert Isekuube's angry brother.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 20:11
#312
You get a angry sister.
I
You get a angry sister.
I insert a chocolate bar.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 07:11
#313
Yummy!
You get a chocolate bar with what appears to be almonds in it.
I insert a Prismatic CuppyCake Helm!
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 07:40
#314
You get cake!
I put in a
You get cake!
I put in a duplicate of the vending machine...
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 08:03
#315
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You get the movie: Inception.
I put in 7 ce.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:53
#316
FALCON PUNCH!
you get slapped with a dead fish.
i put in the biggest pile of dog crap ever.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 15:23
#317
Meep?
You get an Acura NSX with -9 wheel friction, and it runs you over.
I put in 9,001 atomic bombs.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 15:29
#318
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You get World War 3.
I put in a frozen banana.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 16:46
#319
You get a bannana-flavored
You get a bannana-flavored ice-cream.
I put in three refined metals.
Wed, 04/11/2012 - 18:23
#320
FALCON PUNCH!
you a get a hot pizza right in the face.
i put in sour milk.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 16:46
#321
You get...
You get spoiled milk.
I put in my angry brother
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 18:42
#322
You get an angry snipe, it
You get an angry snipe, it tries to attack you, but misses and end up hitting a wall making a hole of the size of a foot.
I put in myself.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 20:19
#323
You get electrocuted.
I put
You get electrocuted.
I put in a rusty nail.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 16:50
#324
You get a shiny, brand-new
You get a shiny, brand-new hammer.
I put in an old boot.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 17:50
#325
You get an old, wet boot
I
You get an old, wet boot
I put in a bowl of froot loops
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 18:04
#326
Well, Have A Bowl Of This >:P
You get Fruity Loops! You go on to start making music, wonderful music on Newgrounds! Sadly, the competition 0's it to death, so you come back here and start posting for a massive wave of SK'ers to come and Vote 5. You become one of the most popular music makers on Newgrounds, and you get paid for it too. Your music appears in future Behemoth titles, and you work with DanPaladin and co. to make the most wonderfully balanced game in the universe.
Sadly, everyone starts only playing this game...it's so wonderfully wonderful, that no one stops playing this game. They become addicted, obsessed, and do nothing else. Family members become worried and try to stop them, but they fight tooth and nail for it. Everywhere, chaos between the gamers, and loved ones rages on. Police are called, but they are wiped out by the gamer's mad skills with weapons (since they secretly train crazy folk to shoot like pros, right?) So the military and private organizations are called in to eliminate every single one of them.
Madness...
The Gamer becomes extinct, and nobody is left to play that wonderful game. Or any game. Video games cease to exist.
In the near Dystopian future, there is no source of entertainment. People have lost it, gone distrought without anything meaningful or fun to do. Everyone goes mad...and fight each other. Soon, there will be no one left.
I insert a Miniwhale from that ~other~ thread. You are a NOBODY without a Miniwhale. Get one.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 18:12
#327
You get a Megawhale
I insert
You get a Megawhale
I insert a Blaze Pepper
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 18:35
#328
You get bluebrawler!!!
I put
You get bluebrawler!!!
I put in a mini jelly
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:32
#329
You get a jelly doughnut.
I
You get a jelly doughnut.
I put in a frog.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:00
#330
FALCON PUNCH!
you get a hot cream pie, full of doggy doo.
i put in Iam.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:13
#331
I pop back out and give you a
I pop back out and give you a big kiss.
I put in all my unused cake slice tokens.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 09:13
#332
you get Gabe newell, creator
you get Gabe newell, creator of valve, eating your cake slices
i put in a bagel
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 21:00
#333
You get a paper with a
You get a paper with a crappily drawn luigi on it.
I insert a box of rocks on fire.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 23:03
#334
You get crystal meth.
I put
You get crystal meth.
I put in a dictionary.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 23:11
#335
Travass McCoil wants to be a Bill
You get a dictionary of dictionaries.
I insert a human head.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 06:03
#336
you get a guitonne blade
you get a guitonne blade throwned at your head
i put in the cast of star trek
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 08:14
#337
You get the borg.
I insert
You get the borg.
I insert nasty green peas.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 09:45
#338
You get a package of rosebut
You get a package of rosebut frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA)
I insert 5 bottlecaps.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:42
#339
You get 5 bottles of Coke
I
You get 5 bottles of Coke
I insert an apocalypse-in-a-jar.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 18:31
#340
You get a miniature atomic
You get a miniature atomic bomb.
I put in a zee core.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 07:48
#341
You get an apple core.
I
You get an apple core.
I insert a subway token.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 10:45
#342
You get a subway sandwich,
You get a subway sandwich, but randomly a fat russian heavy-weapons-specialist pops out of nowhere, punches you, steals your sandwich, and then runs away. You take 10 damage and loose th sandwich.
I insert a pair of googles.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 15:14
#343
you get a gremlin
i put in a
you get a gremlin
i put in a spoon and a fork
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 15:18
#344
spork
you get a f****** spork
i put in my first born child
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 15:22
#345
spork
sorry pressed it twice by accident W.A.H. forever
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:06
#346
You get a copy of "amnesia: a
You get a copy of "amnesia: a machine for pigs" (a.k.a. amnesia 2)
I put in a key.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:23
#347
You get a cop jumping out,
You get a cop jumping out, placing handcuffs around your wrists and lots of questions about why you have the stolen bank vault key.
I put in a shooter marble.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 07:37
#348
You get a marble that shoots
You get a marble that shoots you with other smaller marbles.
I insert Basil from the mission lobby of the silent legion
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:11
#349
And you get a snipe on a
And you get a snipe on a stick
I put in Chuck Norris
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 05:52
#350
Chuck doesn't like that. He
Chuck doesn't like that. He gets mad and his foot comes flying out of the machine and kicks you in the face.
I insert all of my crowns.
You get a falcon.
I insert a stick of dynamite