You get a midget. He knocks you out and takes you to the Midget Mansion.
I insert a Vladimir Putin supporter.
The Vending Machine
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 23:17
#402
No subject line spam here, move along
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:15
#403
you get a vampire, which
you get a vampire, which sucks out your blood...
i put in a trinket slot upgrade
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 22:22
#404
You get a snipe.
I insert a
You get a snipe.
I insert a piece of licorice.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 09:05
#405
If it was red, you get some,
If it was red, you get some, eh, " runny ketchup"
If it was black, you got a blackened snipe.
I insert my gremlin VH vile striker, my GF, and my rocket hammer. When nothing comes out for the next 1.6725346 seconds, I proceed to kick the machine.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 09:13
#406
You get when you kick the machine.
a re-armed nuke that explodes.
I insert my lazor.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 20:14
#407
You get a lazar been shot to
You get a lazar been shot to the eye.
I insert a 4 leaf clover.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 19:12
#408
you get a web address to a
you get a web address to a sad elder scrolls game fanfic-mspaint cross http://www.prequeladventure.com/
i put a pebble into the vending machine.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 21:46
#409
You get NOTHING
I put in a
You get NOTHING
I put in a bomb
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 16:26
#410
you get a lit bomb.
i put in
you get a lit bomb.
i put in a crown in the vending machine.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 18:36
#411
You get a queen.
I insert an
You get a queen.
I insert an expired gift certificate to a lame store no one shops at.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 13:52
#412
you get an unexpired gift
you get an unexpired gift card of a higher amount to a lamer store.
i put in a shard of glass.
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 15:29
#413
You get a window pane smashed
You get a window pane smashed on your face.
Eye pat on gwama bwaaadddd
[Translated to: I put in bad grammar.]
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 18:15
#414
You get
the grammar police. XD
I insert: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER.
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 23:48
#415
This is interesting...
You get: A LAZER SHOT ON YA FACE!
I insert a Swiftstrike Buckler.
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 01:59
#416
CD ATTACK!!!
You get a bunch of The Middle Episodes.
I insert the CD for The Middle.
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 06:30
#417
You get a gentleman dressed
You get a gentleman dressed up in a GM outfit who walks away after slapping you with his glove.
I insert a chroma.
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 09:20
#418
You get a pocket monster
You get a pocket monster chroma.
I insert $#%*^#*^&!*$!%?$*$.
(AKA bad language.)
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 13:30
#419
(D'aw ;v; )
You get Hollywood
(D'aw ;v; )
You get Hollywood Undead.
I insert a saxophone.
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 18:48
#420
More shenanagans...
You get a Jazz band playing your favorite songs.
I insert a bowl of corn puffs (sour cream and onion flavor).
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 08:22
#421
You get a bowl of corn flakes
You get a bowl of corn flakes shoved down your throat. (Yes, the bowl too)
I insert the ToS.
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 14:51
#422
it grows a concience and eats
it grows a concience and eats you
i insert a D.A.V.E from backyard monsters
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 05:20
#423
You get:
A zombie eating your head.
I insert the Grammar Police and The Imperial Song.
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 21:09
#424
You get a Nazi.
I put in
You get a Nazi.
I put in everybody who posted in this thread, except myself.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 05:52
#425
Blood spews out of the
Blood spews out of the machine, and through the cascading red curtain of suddenly airborne vitality, you see it...
...a giant mess, a hodgepodge of...something, so utterly grotesque, and hidieous, other's go blind from simply staring at it; it hops out of the machine...and just stands there. Suddenly, it turns your way! It stares at you with bright Magenta eyes, seemingly staring through the space where your head is...
Then it lunges! It pokes you over and over and over and over....so much so, that your arm literally falls off, wherein the beast picks it up, sniffs it, and then skips off happily to sell it at the AH as an Accessory.
I insert something that makes cents.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 06:10
#426
No subject line spam here, move along
You get the Ghost of Billy Mays.
He suffocates you with Mighty Putty.
I insert a Marble Hornets entry.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 08:37
#427
_
you get nothing :D
Puts in a apple
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 08:42
#428
You get
A Snipe
I insert a dead nazi.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:23
#429
You get another vending
You get another vending machine.
I put your new vending machine into the first one.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 12:23
#430
MEEP!
You get Israphel.
I insert Simon from the Yogscast.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 00:49
#431
You get Simon the chipmunk.
I
You get Simon the chipmunk.
I put in Harry Potter. Then tape the slot so he can't get out.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:53
#432
you get
fus ro dah'd: http://youtu.be/Ip7QZPw04Ks
I insert Dragonborn.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 11:22
#433
46537246
you get a soapy waffle.
Insert Sir-Synx
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 21:20
#434
You're gone and therefore
You're gone and therefore nothing pops out of the machine for you to get.
I insert an old 45 vinyl record of some dead crooner that no one alive ever heard of.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 03:19
#435
No subject line spam here, move along
You get a bog-standard random garage band that does crappy covers of crappy songs.
I insert my ticket to WWE Over the Limit.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 04:48
#436
Say, what flavor is your head 'now'?
What you don't get is someone who wants the bloody thing.
I insert a working Power Supply for my home computer because it exploded in an electrical storm, and I may never play this game for another few months.
/me starts shuddering, then breaks down into tears.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 04:52
#437
No subject line spam here, move along
You get a note that says you are stupid for not using it.
I insert an Asukalan.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 05:07
#438
No subject line spam here move along
You get another Asukalan
I insert an Asukalan
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:04
#439
Ta-da~
You get a random Trobolta.
I jump into the machine. I wanna see where i go :D
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:12
#440
You get
Stick inside the machine until someone post #450
I insert an imperial guard.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:39
#441
Dang
@Varm incase of ninja
Welp ... guess im just gonna get and lose whatever's coming my way while im stuck in here .... :I /listens to MP3 whilst i wait.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:06
#442
You insert nothing therefore
You insert nothing therefore you get nothing.
I dump a bucket of pig slop into the machine and mentally pictures Trobolta being covered with it.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 23:29
#443
You get a screaming disgusted
You get a screaming disgusted Trobolta still stuck in the machine.
The pig slops dripped off of me and fell into the depths of the machine fo realz.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:28
#444
You get a flying pig coming
You get a flying pig coming up your butt from deep inside the machine who pushes you out of the slot.
I insert Batman.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:51
#445
You get a very unclean
You get a very unclean Trobolta and a manbat eating him
HOLY GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME
Throws Manbat's pointy features into the machine.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:57
#446
You get
impaled by it.
Let Me help: I insert a nuke which will explode in the next post.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:00
#447
You get a mutated no one.
I
You get a mutated no one.
I rebuild the machine and insert a mutated leg that fell off of my body.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:01
#448
The machine contained the
The machine contained the blast and Varm gets radiation poisoning.
Inserts Manbat's corpse whilst being pin cushioned by his pointy stuffs.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:22
#449
Boybats fly out of the
Boybats fly out of the machine biting you all over your body.
Inserts the boybats bat poop into the machine.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:28
#450
You get Robin's poop. I get
You get Robin's poop. I get bite marks all over my body along with several pointy bones and spines stuck into it.
Puts in existence into the machine.
A hand pops out and wraps around your throat choking the life out of you.
I insert a leprechaun.