you get a bear who scratches your face off.
I put in the bear.
The Vending Machine
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 08:33
#352
hahahahaha
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 09:34
#353
jajaja
you get a teddy bear
i put in a nuke
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 17:31
#354
ajaajajajajjajajjajajjajaajjajjaajjajajajjajja SPAM SPAM SPAM SP
You get a radioactive area
I insert 2 nukes. EXACTLY 2. No more no less.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:11
#355
You
Get blown up
I insert a lifeboat.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 14:38
#356
you get shipwrecked
i put in
you get shipwrecked
i put in scrap metal
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 17:25
#357
You get a fighter jet.
I
You get a fighter jet.
I insert a pumpkin.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 18:16
#358
Revenge for poke damastaa thread.
You get arotten pumpkin that explodes in yo face.
I insert a chromalisk tongue.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 18:25
#359
A smoker(L4D) licks you in
A smoker(L4D) licks you in the crotch.
I put in Shotjeer's mangled, oxygen starved body.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 18:29
#360
Mwah,I shall answer this
You get an angry ME. I puch yo face so much until u die.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 18:33
#361
-_-
Still alive and kicking.
You get a slap for not inserting somthing.
I put in a note about the origins of life.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 18:40
#362
Hmm?
Oh,erm,sorry to say,but the machine shut down for a while. Anyways,I'l give you a notebook telling you effective ways to troll.
I insert a devil.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 20:55
#363
You Get
a trip to... (you know what i mean)
I put in time.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 06:29
#364
To be nice...
You get a time machine
I insert my ticket for the trip to you know where.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 09:47
#365
You get many 8 year olds
You get many 8 year olds kicking you in the knee.
I insert a used tea bag.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 23:08
#366
What the @!&!
You get nick telling you that he is eating Eurydice
I put a mexican inside the vending machine
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 13:34
#367
You get a lifetime supply of
You get a lifetime supply of tacos
I put in a pylon(starcraft)
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:55
#368
You Get
A Planet
I insert CAKE
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:00
#369
The machine becomes very
The machine becomes very happy and starts spitting out every kind of gift card known to mankind.
I insert a gremlin.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 06:02
#370
The machine just broke but I fixed it.
The gremlin you just inserted.
I insert a token.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:10
#371
u get
5 billion pennys (your a millionaire, o.O good luck counting and waiting for all the change to come out..)
i insert obama
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:13
#372
Hillary jumps out and gives
Hillary jumps out and gives you a big kiss. Then she locks Obama in the machine forever and screams dibs on his job.
I insert a wooden nickel.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:16
#373
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
The machine rejects it.
I insert Justin Bieber, Nickelback and every other bad thing from Canada.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 06:10
#374
Vending machine? Sounds like its broken to me!
The machine rejects them, and they go on back to making cliche songs for teenagers everywhere(And they live happily ever after...)
I insert into the machine, a Genie that shall grant you 3 wishes, choose wisely!
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 05:28
#375
Totally Fixed! This Is A Clockworks Vending Machine, It's Tough!
I rub the machine and a Genie pops out! I wish for the Corrupt a Wish Thread to be less bloody and more fun, the Cookie to finally get eaten, and unlimited wishes. Hearing the last one, he flies into a rage and starts destroying everything. We band together and cram him into the Graveyard, where he will reside forevermore!
I insert one of those newfangled pets that don't give you any sort of advantage, and are apparently genetically bred to never eat. Or maybe they bite enemies when they get too close...I dunno.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 21:28
#376
Yay
The vending machine multiplies the adorable little mewkat pet you put in by 1 million.
I then steal 999,000 of your mewkats and insert them all in the vending machine.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 22:03
#377
You get a pink Grimalkin.
I
You get a pink Grimalkin.
I insert Old Mcdonald the farmer.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 22:07
#378
You get a cheeseburger.
The
You get a cheeseburger.
The pink griamlkin then chases me, and i insert myself into the vending machiine to hide.
Darn Grimalkinds are cute, but deadly, so it's all worth it no matter what happens to me.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 23:03
#379
No subject line spam here, move along
The vending machine dispenses a deadly railgun blast that obliterates the Grimalkin.
I insert a Waldorf Worldwide
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 01:39
#380
Souls...the life blood of heaven
U get a orgasum
i insert my...um...um...um..um...oh! i know i insert a time parodox before it destroys the universe
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 01:42
#381
No subject line spam here, move along
You get an egg.
I insert Jack Black.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 02:03
#382
Souls...the life blood of heaven
u get a dumb-ass panda
i insert a comet
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 02:06
#383
Souls...the life blood of heaven
hey dude u should check out my topic u might like it
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 04:43
#384
You get a star.
I insert the
You get a star.
I insert the NEW AND IMPROVED GRAN FAUST CANNON!
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 09:56
#385
Souls...the life blood of heaven
you get the old and un-improved lv1 sealed sword
i insert Faronel's mama
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 13:50
#386
You get slapped by a dead
You get slapped by a dead fish.
I insert bubbles.
Sat, 04/28/2012 - 15:07
#387
Souls...the life blood of heaven
u get your hand chopped off
i insert an unlimieted amount of ce and cr
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:29
#388
Not funny :/
You get a note, you open it, and it shows a big troll face...
I insert into the machine, the cure for cancer in a pickle jar, and if you open it, you will be a hero!
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:08
#389
you get a cold.
I insert my
you get a cold.
I insert my little brother.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 23:47
#390
You get me.
You get me when I was sealed inside. I punch you in the face. For atoning that, I give you the cookie I stole.
I insert [Random Player].
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 05:17
#391
The newest registered user
The newest registered user pops out and steals all your equipment, crowns and CE. He grabs the cookie you're handing to Dammasta then runs to the hill and eats the cookie. He yells, "I'm king of this place."
I insert candy I stole from a baby.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 07:02
#392
No subject line spam here, move along
You get an aborted fetus.
I insert my Zamboni, uprooted parking meter, and Beer Drinkers Club Card.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:02
#393
You Get
A Tank.
I insert a nuke.
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:00
#394
you mad bro :3
if you kick someone in the vendor
the vendor says you mad bro then you die!
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 02:06
#395
you get the:
nuke you put in and it exploded.
I put my google chrome window.
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 04:31
#396
You get
this: chrome://chrome-urls/ (try not to mess around with it)
I insert a disarmed nuke
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 04:45
#397
@neilpoo That was too awful for words...
you get an armed nuke which explodes.
I put in neilpoo
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:41
#398
tadaaaa
you get a unicorn pooping rainbows.
i put another vending machine in the vending machine...
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 07:40
#399
A rapidly swirling vortex
A rapidly swirling vortex pops out and swallows you up dropping you into oblivion where you are near seen or heard from again.
I insert a book of Grimm's Fables.
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 07:48
#400
It rejects it.
You get back the Fables.
I insert this thread.
All your crowns turned to CE.
I insert 1 CE.