You got lava.
But that's okay, the machine is lava proof.
I insert a smaller vending machine into the vending machine.
The Vending Machine
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 03:49
#202
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Mon, 03/12/2012 - 13:26
#203
Take That!
You get a small Coke from the machine. It's so small, you can't even open the lid, so you start hitting it over and over...*KABOOM*
They make nice bombs though, it seems.
I insert the Gremlin Thinger into the machine.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 14:56
#204
you get
you get the guy with the falon punch, lammons and noobs and one noobs went kaboom and you all died
i put in alll the noobs gm in sk knights bombs dead bodys , every monster and a note thats said. bye see you in haven!
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 15:55
#205
A winner is not you!
You get an English reference book for ages five to seven.
I insert a pun.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 16:34
#206
:/
You get a strange look and a blank piece of paper.
I enter a rocketship headed for Mars.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 16:44
#207
MYG! D:
The machine randomly explodes (once more), and I, the Gremlin Thinger tumble out.
The Machine respawns (again), and I give it a slight poke with my Flamberge.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 17:43
#208
Glee! :D
A super-cooled blast of air hits and freezes you. I was there to unfreeze you, now isn't co-op great?
I insert a thought bubble. It's empty and has hot sauce covering it...
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:55
#209
Giggling through your eyeballs.
A duck rolls out and devours your feet. Except our characters have stubs for feet, so it just eats your legs. Except, being a robot, your legs are metal, so it vomits your legs onto your noggin as a hat and you sell it to someone for $1,500 and get better legs to kick the duck through the moon.
I insert ponies.
It makes as much sense as why they appear everywhere.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:56
#210
You get a large pile of pony
You get a large pile of pony manure at your feet and a ticket for one free pony ride at the children's circus.
I insert all the clowns from that circus.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 17:05
#211
No More Ponies!!!
The Jester from DMC 3 pops out and tries to kill you...on H & H mode.
I insert a bunch of Vital and Devil Stars...
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 18:46
#212
derp
YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR/MISS.
i insert a box of rocks on fire.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 20:56
#213
Derp that Sucker!
You get a jet of Magma that shoots out of the machine and burns your awesome Skolver Gear. Now use those things.
I insert this wonderful music...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVCDccSgGBQ&context=C4161f3aADvjVQa1PpcFN...
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 04:10
#214
Oh, how the tables have turned...
You get this terrible music
I insert a copy of MW3, to get rid of it, because it sucks.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 14:16
#215
stuffs
You get a Huge Awesome Sword
And I insert a Bunny rabbit because that's the first thing I thought of
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 15:31
#216
The
You get Captain Price's wonderful stache.
I place a Power Belt inside, nervous to let it touch anything, because by Captain N's standards; there is a button for anything on it...
EDIT~ Ninja'd!!! You still get his awesome stache though...
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 04:09
#217
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You get the power belt back, but mysteriously, it has no power.
I insert all the hate in the world.
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 05:16
#218
The machine explodes and you
The machine explodes and you get the Nobel Peace Award.
After glueing the machine back together I insert tender loving care.
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 12:21
#219
*Filler Subject*
Once more, you get Bub, the friendly zombie. He has the chainsaw from the Evil Dead series this time though.
I insert the Impostacube! I let it keep it's pipe too. I still take the 50cr...
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 16:13
#220
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You get a regal barrel belly.
I put in a leaf.
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 16:31
#221
wut
The vending machine grows a pair of tanooki ears and a tail.
I insert wirt's leg.
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 13:31
#222
T_T
You get Basil and a rare chocolate gel core.
I put in the chocolate gel core...
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 14:02
#223
@Bomb
You get something that looks like chocolate.
I put in my Gameinformer issue 226.
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 15:43
#224
you get
you get THE GAME
I insert a computer with a window that has the webcomic Homestuck on the screen
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 16:14
#225
I JOIN! :D
You get a frozen Computer that says the words "Goodbye" on it.
I insert a Casino Token, I pull the lever on teh VM and cross my fingers...
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 08:54
#226
You get a walnut.
I insert a
You get a walnut.
I insert a squirrel into the VM.
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 15:28
#227
No Hate Here!
You get a Raccoon, looking a bit ruffled, and covered in shaving cream...
Hold on, I don't think that's sh-
I insert everyone who wears Wolver items...not out of hate, but because they really could use some originality.
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:04
#228
The machine is sick of them
The machine is sick of them too and spits them right back at you.
I insert a homeless guy.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:13
#229
Happy Happy, Joy Joy :D
You get the Rocket Wheelchair-bound hobo from Happy Wheels. You get really good with him and he becomes your favorite character besides Segway Guy and Irresponsible Dad. (and Lawnmower Man, he's Mine-proof!)
I insert a Love Puppy before my jerky party member kills it.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 08:51
#230
...
You get Old Yeller, complete with rabies, and a two thousand dollar vet bill.
I put Nyan Cat into the vending machine.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 09:52
#231
You get a rainbow.
I put a
You get a rainbow.
I put a Divine Avenger in the vending machine. with a ASI very high UV.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:05
#232
...
You get a flourish with Damage Increase to Slimes, Low.
I put Chuck Norris into the Vending Machine.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 12:53
#233
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you get Mr. T, who pities you into submission.
I insert a grimalkin, with extreme danger to my own person.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 15:27
#234
you get a giant, invincible,
you get a giant, invincible, curse-inflicting greaver.
I insert a small amount of snarbolax fur.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 16:19
#235
Meep?!
You get full Snarbolax gear...in it's stun state, so you're permanently screwed over in defense.
I insert Bombastic Bomber Armor...which hardly anyone uses.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 21:43
#236
Derp
You get a mad bomber suit with no ctr.
I insert my dog into the vending machine.
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 04:02
#237
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You get a cat. It claws your face.
I insert $1.26, just for a 1-up on mygmar, who I think was the first to insert money.
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 08:25
#238
...
You get Richard Simmons in his pink, sequined warm-ups. (Sweatin' to the Oldies not included)
I insert a loaded mouse-trap.
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 22:00
#239
Ouch.
You get a bleeding mickey mouse.
I insert a AK47 into the vm.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 14:53
#240
Muaehehe!
You get a Roflburger.
I insert another Casino Token, and hope for the best!
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:59
#241
YOUWIN!
Confetti streams out. YOU WON! You get.....
1 cent.
I put in a Falcon Punch
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:18
#242
You get an electric shock.
I
You get an electric shock.
I put in a pair of Spook ears from last years Halloween costume.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:39
#243
You get...
A pair of Spook ears from THIS years Halloween costume!
I ran out of casino tokens, so I put in a Blaster!
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 14:30
#244
YAY!
You get a magic Spetsnaz! Then it comes to life and shoots you in the face.
I put in GLaDOS.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 03:15
#245
You got a potato!I put in my
You got a potato!
I put in my evil half, yelling "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU GOODY-TWO SHOES!"
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 09:54
#246
:3
You get Nyan Cat.
I put in an atomic bomb.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 10:00
#247
You get a beating from all of
You get a beating from all of us playing this game because you ruined our vending machine and I'm not putting it back together this time.
Inserts the beaten Phantomhamach into a new machine.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 14:00
#248
You get a sock.
I insert a
You get a sock.
I insert a Proto Sword.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 16:31
#249
You get a Fang of Vog with no
You get a Fang of Vog with no handle.
I put the machine in the machine.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 18:57
#250
You get another machine.
You get another machine. MACHINECEPTION.
I put in 10 crowns and my used underwear.
You get the Skelly Suit's lower jaw collar. I stole it from an actual Skelly though.
I insert JonBro. Who knows how he got here, but I do, and he's in there now.