Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Sun, 03/25/2012 - 20:56

#251

Faronel

You get a coffee break. My

You get a coffee break.

My evil half inserts me, while I yell "GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME DEMON!"

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 08:01

#252

Vasuva

Your evil half gets sheep

Your evil half gets sheep dung.

I put in Faronel in sheep dung form.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:21

#253

Zinco

You get a hamburger. I put in

You get a hamburger.

I put in a mug of misery an a phial of fear.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:57

#254

Zinco

You get a hamburger.I put in

You get another hamburger.

I put in another mug of misery an a phial of fear.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 11:22

#255

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

you get a pile of chocolate.

i put in a pile of rocks.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 12:20

#256

Ruckwortz

----

You get a Graveler.

I insert monkey. Just monkey.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 13:12

#257

Myg-Mog

FRah blah blah something here.

You get Evil Monkey and it runs screaming from your closet saying something about the living conditions not being met or something...

I insert a hug!

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 13:24

#258

Zinco

The machine somehow spits me

The machine somehow spits me out and i hug you. :3

I insert a glove filled with coffee beans.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 13:33

#259

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

you get a slap in the face.

i put in a bunny.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 13:38

#260

Myg-Mog

.O_O.

You get an Easter Special where you go down to level 23 and fight a giant Easter Bunny Mecha that tosses bombs and token eggs. You make a bunch of bunny suits and Egg-based bombs and make a fortune off of them. They eventually out-shine the other bomber suits, so they make the bunny costume as flammable as nitroglycerine. It becomes nearly useless in FSC.

I insert a flaming cup of coffee. I don't know why, but it's all I can think of.

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:02

#261

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

you get crushed by a train.

i put in a random thingy 9001!

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 13:49

#262

Isekuube

Heh, I love seeing people sad :D (jk jk jk)

You get 5 crowns and one moldy gym sock.

I insert a pack of Doritos

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 16:27

#263

Faronel

You get a pack of

You get a pack of Cheez-its.

I put in Patrick. Star. From Spongebob.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:18

#264

Iamnoone

You get a jellyfishing net. I

You get a jellyfishing net.

I put in the sun.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:47

#265

Zinco

You get a capri-sun. i put in

You get a capri-sun.

i put in damaasta.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 05:19

#266

Myg-Mog

UNCREATIVE POST BLUH

You get someone who doesn't know who Damaasta is because they haven't heard of Damaasta before...

I insert my first Lockbox!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:15

#267

Faronel

You get a shoebox. I insert

You get a shoebox.

I insert my dark half's Faust Cannon.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:51

#268

Just-Crusising

???

You get very angry email.

I insert my frustration from failing JK solo due lagging and teleporting into stone

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 04:51

#269

Myg-Mog

!!!

You get a GM, which slams you through the wall with a mighty swing of their crowbar!

He proceed to slap the jk silly until it flees in shame.

I insert Gordon Freeman. he doesn't say anything, and he's kind of adamant about going in there, but whatever...

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 06:55

#270

Redlawlsy

you get someone's left shoe i

you get someone's left shoe

i put in zinco. Revenge!!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:30

#271

Artistbma

um...

You get a puddle of blood.

I put a box of worms into the vending machine.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:18

#272

Iamnoone

You get a big fish. I pour

You get a big fish.

I pour beer into the vending machine.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:58

#273

Zinco

the machine starts to leak

the machine starts to leak vodka.

I put in a portal turret.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 02:42

#274

Oroseira

A_A

You get Wheatley.

I insert Iamnoone in revenge.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 04:56

#275

Artistbma

You get a model of the word

You get a model of the word "REVENGE"

I put in a smiley face.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 05:40

#276

Iamnoone

No one pops out and gives you

No one pops out and gives you a big kiss.

I shove the easter bunny in the machine before he litters the world with bunny eggs and hold my hands over the slot so he can't get back out.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 07:32

#277

Oroseira

NOWAIT NOT CHRIS, I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE

The machine starts shooting out yummy original flavor skittles! Eat them all!

I insert Magnus into the machine.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 14:09

#278

Oroseira

I guess I'll do it myself, nobody's posting...

You get an atomic bomb.

I put said bomb in Iamnoone's mouth and insert him into the machine.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 19:11

#279

Isekuube

Subject

You get Iamnoone back.

I insert Phantomhamachi, because Idk what else to put in :3

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 07:45

#280

Oroseira

Lol AGAIN!

You get a Mewkat that comically says "Purr".

I insert 500 Biomebusters (From Minecraft Explosives+ Mod) into the machine with a redstone torch.

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 09:26

#281

Blanestree

you get a rubbish bin i get a

you get a rubbish bin
i get a castle

Sun, 04/01/2012 - 16:13

#282

Artistbma

You get a Cow I put in

You get a Cow

I put in another cow.

PS: Blanestree, are you British?

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:20

#283

Iamnoone

You get head cheese. I insert

You get head cheese.

I insert all the child abusers from around the world.

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:35

#284

Artistbma

They come out as children and

They come out as children and start abusing themselves.

I put in a leprechaun hat.

PS: Blanestree, I think your British becuz most American's say trash, whereas Britishians say rubbish.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 07:34

#285

Myg-Mog

You get a slightly drunken

You get a slightly drunken irishman who becomes a new monster on here.

He dodges and weaves and stumbles out of the way of attacks...until throwing a table that he lit on fire with the alcohol...oops... (they set him with fire fiends so Angel Line armor is spited...)

I insert the S3c457 GM thread!

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 07:40

#286

Coldize

286

You get an Access Denied error.

I insert Justin Bieber's first chest hair.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 09:35

#287

Myg-Mog

Meep?

You get nothing, since there was none.

You get a Royal {insert accesory name here}

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:26

#288

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

you get slapped in the face with a dead fish.

i put in a wallet.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 13:33

#289

Oroseira

Meep?

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You get nothing! You lose, good day sir!

I insert a bomb and cross my fingers to hope I get Magnus back.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 13:35

#290

Oroseira

Again, nobody posts?

I get Magnus' body parts. How do I assemble him...?

I put 12 cans of Coca-Cola Zero, 15 atomic bombs, 9001 diamonds, and a redstone torch.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:05

#291

Softhead

>_<

You get retribution for your [Retracted and repeated ____]s.

I put in the Weeklytube2 Rapeman parodies.They are pretty funny.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:05

#292

Softhead

>_<

You get retribution for your [Retracted and repeated ____]s.

I put in the Weeklytube2 Rapeman parodies.They are pretty funny.

Tue, 04/03/2012 - 19:27

#293

Ncks

>w<

You will get a glowing clown costume.

I put in a Easter bunny.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 04:04

#294

Coldize

Prius*

You get a brand new Dictionary.

I put in a half-empty (or half-full depending on your outlook) Coke can.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 05:32

#295

Myg-Mog

Perfect Pizza Drink Anyone?

You get a full Pepsi can, but nobody drinks it since there isn't pizza around to compliment it.

I insert...er...something? How about Phanta? He posts in succesion too much. (No really, after 2 minutes? Your not fooling this fool.)

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:28

#296

Jadebla

You get Phanta's dirty

You get Phanta's dirty underwear.
I put in Yo mama.

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:47

#297

Myg-Mog

Muuh......do not want!

You get an equally overused Arrow to the knee joke, which bursts into flames, since it was a skeleton, and it was daytime...

I insert an actually good joke...

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 15:50

#298

Isekuube

Derp

You get a Derp-Spider!

I put in K-K-KKKKKatniss Everdeen's children! :O (I am evil)

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 05:49

#299

Myg-Mog

@_@

You get Hunger Games, The Game, and die repeatedly, not knowing it was all just a terrible joke.

I put in a something, since I'm too tired to think of anything at all.

Thu, 04/05/2012 - 14:56

#300

Iamnoone

You get a flaming bag of

You get a flaming bag of poop.

I insert Fallconn.

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