Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Wed, 07/18/2012 - 22:19

#851

Iamnoone

You get ice cubes. I steal

You get ice cubes.

I steal your ice cubes and insert them hoping for a pina colada.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 03:50

#852

Thunderbog

Ye get a bottle of

Ye get a bottle of whiskey.

*inserts vodka dots(?)*

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:33

#853

Takaseme

you get poked by the

you get poked by the machine

i insert my anger

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 13:56

#854

Autofire

And out comes

your happiness!

I insert a piece of paper that says "I haven't inserted anything for almost 100 posts, I think"

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 19:13

#855

Wolomaster

And u get a paper that says

And u get a paper that says "START POSTING MORE THEN!"

I put auto fire in.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 20:38

#856

Autofire

LOL

You get an automatic fire! It burns your face off....

I put in a piece of cheese.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 20:49

#857

Thunderbog

Ye get a brie. *inserts

Ye get a brie.

*inserts mousetrap*

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:14

#858

Iamnoone

You get chutes and ladders. I

You get chutes and ladders.

I insert a used piece of bubble gum.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:20

#859

Thunderbog

Ye get a sticky

Ye get a sticky mucus.

*inserts god-poing*

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:40

#860

Iamnoone

You get to go to hell with 2

You get to go to hell with 2 of your closest friends because you embarrassed god.

I insert a shrunken head.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:42

#861

Thunderbog

Ye get a supersized

Ye get a supersized head.

*inserts mr.nobody*

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:53

#862

Iamnoone

You get mrs nobody shoving

You get mrs nobody shoving you a side while yelling, "I'll have Nobody."

I insert a for sale sign.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:03

#863

Thunderbog

Ye get a price tag! *inserts

Ye get a price tag!

*inserts pocket money*

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:11

#864

Iamnoone

You get a prepaid visa card

You get a prepaid visa card with a zero balance.

I insert a dead fish.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:17

#865

Thunderbog

Ye get a living

Ye get a living mackrel.

*inserts unsolved case folders*

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:22

#866

Iamnoone

You get all the missing

You get all the missing people show up on your doorstep, zombified, trying to eat your brains.

I insert a pair of shoes that are no longer in style.

Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:24

#867

Thunderbog

Ye get a brand new stylish

Ye get a brand new stylish high heels.

*inserts frank west*

Mon, 07/23/2012 - 01:51

#868

Shotjeer

You get west frank
Insert a hobo

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 22:50

#869

Iamnoone

You get to play Hobo Prison

You get to play Hobo Prison Brawl.

I insert a twenty dollar bill.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 05:05

#870

Wolomaster

a thousand dollar bill came

a thousand dollar bill came out and u need to pay it.
i insert a spiral knights account in it

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 22:36

#871

Iamnoone

You get a punch in the face

You get a punch in the face from the person who's account you inserted.

I insert an evil pixie.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 09:41

#872

Autofire

AND OUT COMES

tinker bell! She smacks you till you die using here, um, wand-like thing.

I insert a jar of my tears.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 15:48

#873

Iamnoone

I give you a hug and kiss

I give you a hug and kiss then jump in the machine after the jar. I open it and drink your tears. :P

I insert all my evil thoughts like making people cry so I can drink their tears.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 18:07

#874

Skyguarder

You get a happy thought and

You get a happy thought and making people happy.

I insert a EXPLOSIVE TNT!!!!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 09:13

#875

Idespawn

You get your TNT back. The

You get your TNT back.
The fuse seems to be lit...

I insert an oatmeal cookie.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 09:16

#876

Autofire

And you get a box. You open it.

WOOOAAAAH!!!

There is a Pizza inside. (5k cr to the first person who can say what game that is from)

I insert some air.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 18:28

#877

Iamnoone

You get a blank piece of

You get a blank piece of paper.

I insert an energy drink.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 18:31

#878

Thunderbog

Ye get a Coke. *inserts more

Ye get a Coke.

*inserts more dragon plushies*

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 18:41

#879

Iamnoone

You get a box full of magical

You get a box full of magical scales.

I insert some stupid movie on an old beta tape cassette.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 18:53

#880

Thunderbog

Ye get a old PVP Spiral

Ye get a old PVP Spiral Knights Preview beta tape cassette.

*inserts the knight named Magnus*

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 21:32

#881

Autofire

You get

a loaded magnus. It has Magnus's spirit in it, and he quickly shoots your head off.

I insert a spy headwhich.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:29

#882

Zinco

You get a sandwich. I insert

You get a sandwich.

I insert three (3) piles of refined metal.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:46

#883

Autofire

You get

3 Diamond ores. (Minecraft woo!)

I insert my new blu-ray player.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 09:53

#884

Grittle

you get an 80's vcr i insert

you get an 80's vcr

i insert a pepperbox

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 16:01

#885

Zobertus

You get

a Plaguatic Blitzerbox, hybrid of autoguns.

I insert 10 plasma cells

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 16:03

#886

Zobertus

Double post

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 19:11

#887

Autofire

You get 100k Brimstone.

I insert 79 VCRs.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 06:22

#888

Ruckwortz

----

You get 79 Betamax players.

I insert a single Grimalkin. (Don't ask how)

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:50

#889

Zinco

pootis

You get a baby grimalkin. (don't worry, they are not crazy as the adult ones).

I put in my pants.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:22

#890

Nibri

You get your shorts. I insert

You get your shorts.

I insert this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T98yNUCMdAY&feature=related

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:06

#891

Iamnoone

You get a state of the art

You get a state of the art TV. It is black and white, manufactured in 1955 and was listed state of the art when it was first released.

I insert a bullfrog.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 07:29

#892

Oroseira

Hehe

You get all the beggars in the multiverse.

I insert said beggars.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 07:40

#893

Ryuutsu

vender vroom

you get a bag of chip-of-cold

I insert a random rock on the side of the road :p

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