Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Fri, 12/30/2011 - 15:55

#51

Rangerwillx

Uhhhhhhhh.....................

I think.. you said Pens..

You get a Squid. (See the connection?)

I put in a Calendar.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 18:13

#52

Zinco

lol

You get a clock.

I put in a bowling ball.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 21:52

#53

Rangerwillx

I think they're called Pill Bugs..

You get 500 Pill Bugs that are all rolled up.

I put in a Callahan.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 23:32

#54

Imowor

Moof

You get an uber bullet in the face and my evil demon fat cat Moof that eats your headshotted corpse.

I put in Moof The Fat Evil 16lb. Demon Kat.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 06:20

#55

Softhead

@Ghig

You get A Callahan to the face.

I put in David Cameron and Nick Clegg.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 06:23

#56

Iamnoone

You get Lady Gaga.

I put in a dead battery.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 06:29

#57

Softhead

You get a Retrode lazer to

You get a Retrode lazer to the leg.

I put a Hoodlum(Rayman 3)

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 06:39

#58

Iamnoone

You get a jump rope and a

You get a jump rope and a barbie.

I put in a dead dog.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:39

#59

Softhead

@Iamnoone

You get killed with a GF.

I put in a FoV

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 12:12

#60

Faronel

You get giant plastic letters

You get giant plastic letters of F, O, and V.

I put in a fish.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 15:14

#61

Imowor

Blaooooooot

You get an almighty salmon.

I put in said epic salmon.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 17:33

#62

Zinco

derp

You get a grilled salmon sandwich.

i put in a basket full of grilled leeks.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 19:40

#63

Dj-Sassy

<(-.-<)

You get an arrow in the knee!!!

I put in an arrow in a knee.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 20:22

#64

Softhead

You get an axe to the neck. I

You get an axe to the neck.

I put a play script called Faust.

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 22:23

#65

Faronel

You get a cursed computer. I

You get a cursed computer.

I put in a crushed elephant.

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 09:19

#66

Rangerwillx

@#65

You get a Daft Unicorn.

I put in a Banana Cream Pie.

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 10:42

#67

Softhead

@Rangerwill

You get a feaces sluge cake.

I put in The Swarm.

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 14:04

#68

Witalon

You get...

You get void love puppy.

I put in Phial of Phear.

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 18:00

#69

Rangerwillx

@#68

You get Poisoned Coffee.

I put in a Lightsaber.

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 19:02

#70

Iamnoone

You get Princess Leia.

I put in a singing midget.

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 09:53

#71

Softhead

You get a feral Gremlin. I

You get a feral Gremlin.

I put in GoW(Which abbreviation?)

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 15:20

#72

Penutz

Uhh

You get Halo: Combat Evolved.

I put in a Team Fortress 2 Scout.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 15:40

#73

Fallconn

>_>

i put unstable core flame soul and a wild hunting blade in vender
you get wild fang of vog

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 22:35

#74

Alertninja

Errr...

You get a nothing

I put in oatmeal.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 23:49

#75

Faronel

You get cereal. I put in a

You get cereal.
I put in a Mercurial demo set.

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 14:23

#76

Penutz

Lulz

You get a Proto Shield.

I put in my Elevator Pass.

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 18:03

#77

Rangerwillx

@#76

You get the Elavator Pass, which expires 50 years from now.

I put in Thor's hammer.

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 18:41

#78

Alertninja

You get Captain Americas

You get Captain Americas shield.
I put in a lamp.

Thu, 01/05/2012 - 19:59

#79

Iamnoone

The machine goes crazy. It

The machine goes crazy. It coughs and sputters. Dollar bills start flying out from every crack. More and more fly out, quicker and quicker. Then it smokes and explodes.

I shove its pieces back inside of itself.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 18:43

#80

Yogabbagabbaa

# 80

you get a rabid snarbolax

I put in a tube of toothpaste

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 20:28

#81

Canned-Bread

Boo

You get a box of fake sealed swords.
I put Josef Stalin.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 22:33

#82

Iamnoone

You get a the card game old

You get a the card game old maid.

I put in a pair of new socks.

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 01:48

#83

Tellacon

You get

You get a shirt made from troll fat.

I put in Runescape (see what that happens)

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 08:34

#84

Softhead

You get rabid fanboys. I put

You get rabid fanboys.

I put insane belivibers, Sonic fan girls and a crapton of Glompers(Death will come!!)

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 22:16

#85

Faronel

You get a mob of crazy

You get a mob of crazy people. I put in Jim-Dale.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 00:45

#86

Psychodestroyer

You get a mob of Jim-Dale

You get a mob of Jim-Dale fans.

I put in my Spiral Bombhead mask.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 03:53

#87

Tellacon

You get a malfunctioning bomb

You get a malfunctioning bomb that blows up when you least expect it to.

I put in a basketball.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 04:56

#88

Iamnoone

It comes back deflated. I put

It comes back deflated.

I put in a cute puppy.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:28

#89

Psychodestroyer

You get an evil wolf. I put

You get an evil wolf.

I put in a chroma tear.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:41

#90

Softhead

You get a maiden's

You get a maiden's tear.(LUCKY)

I put in 0.8361386193861836138961283689236823683268263816381368136 crowns.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 14:50

#91

Iamnoone

You get a red crayon. I put

You get a red crayon.

I put in a cool leather jacket.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:10

#92

Fallconn

you get 2k ce

i put in..................2k ce

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:17

#93

Iamnoone

You get a cool leather

You get a cool leather jacket.

I take Fallconn's shoes and shove them in the machine before he knows they went in.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 15:48

#94

Psychodestroyer

You get Fallconn's Falcon

You get Fallconn's Falcon punch to the face.

I put Iamnoone in.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:00

#95

Fallconn

@Iamnoone

uhhh i dont haz shoes :C

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:40

#96

Iamnoone

or feet I put Fallconn into

or feet

I put Fallconn into the machine, feet first.

Mon, 01/09/2012 - 19:53

#97

Penutz

...

You get Psychodestroyer, head first.

I put in Mist Energy.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 02:36

#98

Tellacon

----

You get radioactive crystal energy.

I put in peanuts.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 07:01

#99

Iamnoone

YAY!!! Psychodestroyer is all

YAY!!! Psychodestroyer is all mine.
Locks him in a closet.

You get an elephant dancing in a tutu.

I put a wrench in the vending machine.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:06

#100

Penutz

POOTDISPENSERHEER

You get a Dispenser.

I put in a Stout Stako.

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