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Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)

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Thu, 08/02/2012 - 07:24
#701
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Granted but

it was replaced by an more evil person.

I wish for Iamnoone to come back.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:57
#702
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted I dress up as him and

Granted I dress up as him and make up horrible games.

I wish I would win frag-fest.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 13:16
#703
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
granted

but you only got 1 ce

i wish for the the next person to wish for a hot dog

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 21:53
#704
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted. I wish for a hot dog

Granted. I wish for a hot dog that was made out of Fireherat and after I got it I burnt it on the barbecue.

I wish someone would pee in Gzilla's wheaties.

Sat, 08/04/2012 - 14:45
#705
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted I do and throw them

Granted I do and throw them at you.

I wish someone would eat Iamnoone's cookie, and all of his GC games.

Sat, 08/04/2012 - 16:36
#706
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
granted

i put lamnooe cookie and gc gameswhatever that is into the trash bin put youi it and throw into lava

i wish i had minecraft for life

Sun, 08/05/2012 - 01:53
#707
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You have minecraft for life

You have minecraft for life and spend your entire life doing nothing but playing minecraft. You smell because you never take a shower and lose all your friends because you stink.

Sun, 08/05/2012 - 03:22
#708
Myqpalzm's picture
Myqpalzm
Where is Iamnoone's wish?

I wish I can fly like a bird.

Sun, 08/05/2012 - 18:03
#709
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted but I hit you and

Granted but I hit you and another bird with one stone.

I wish Iamnoone wished for something

Sun, 08/05/2012 - 21:42
#710
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted I wish I could find a

Granted

I wish I could find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

Sun, 08/05/2012 - 21:58
#711
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted but the leprechaun

Granted but the leprechaun that owns it beats you up.

I wish that I could know everything.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 08:58
#712
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Granted

You know so much your head explodes.

I wish I was good at LD

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 10:02
#713
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, but you get banned for kicking to much !@%

I wish I could generate accessories at will.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:33
#714
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted but you sell them for

Granted but you sell them for a much lower price then at AH.

I wish Damastaa didn't look like Fallconn, it's confusing.

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 16:13
#715
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
granted

then fallcomn chage his pic to you and then everyone beat you up for making that wish.

i wish that i had minecraft for life and the did stuff besides just playing minecraft for life

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:04
#716
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted you went back in time

Granted you went back in time to the beta days and buying in for life for a one time low price, to pay for the servers, but the site failed and you were stuck with a dead site.

I wish I could give Fireherat my for life account that I never use.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 16:47
#717
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted but he rejects it and

Granted but he rejects it and spits in your face.

I wish I didn't wreck that party in 2011

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 08:20
#718
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted, But since you didn't wreck the party you weren't there and you get hit by a car.

I wish I knew how to make stuff out of wood.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 18:20
#719
Ruckwortz's picture
Ruckwortz
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Granted, but you are now stuck in Minecraft.

I wish I could sport.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 22:42
#720
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted. You sport the

Granted. You sport the coolest threads ever.

I wish I had a box of chocolates right now.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:23
#721
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
granted

but the food was poisoned and you died of eating one

i wish the the price for minecraft was $1

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:02
#722
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Granted

but now there are more noobs in minecraft than skilled players because so many people could buy it.

I wish I had a Wii U.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 17:25
#723
Ruckwortz's picture
Ruckwortz
----

Granted, but there are no games yet.

I wish I was a recurring MLP: FIM character

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 20:49
#724
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
granted

but he turn evil in 2 days that he killed you.

i wish that i have a 3ds and kingdom hearts dream drop distance

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:44
#725
Dmatter's picture
Dmatter
who turns evil?

granted, but i steal it because i also want one.
i wish for something nice, shiny, and not bad for my health.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:51
#726
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Granted

You get a shot in your arm,

I wish people would stop trying to steal my fame.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 08:08
#727
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted. Your fame is

Granted. Your fame is shame.

I wish I could stay home and play all day.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 18:48
#728
Ruckwortz's picture
Ruckwortz
----

You can, but no things are logged. Every time you stand up, you must restart everything.

I wish that I was in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, as I am a Brony.

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 09:56
#729
Validous's picture
Validous
The ponies don't know what a

The ponies don't know what a brony is and thus are afraid of them, so they wage all out war on you (of course they won't film it though, so you'll be marked missing.)

I wish for a better computer.

Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:44
#730
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted but i blow it up with

Granted but i blow it up with a Grenade launcher.

I wish that LoN would release a new chapter.

Fri, 08/17/2012 - 22:04
#731
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
It was the worst chapter ever

It was the worst chapter ever written.

I wish for 2 days in a row without rain.

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 20:16
#732
Fireherat's picture
Fireherat
grandted

but it dont rain for 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish that minecraft made the mod HEROBRINE to go away

Mon, 08/20/2012 - 11:36
#733
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
They did and now mod

They did and now mod HEROBRINE lives with you and rules your home.

I wish summer would never end.

Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:03
#734
Zinco's picture
Zinco
Granted. But you would die of

Granted. But you would die of dehydration because of the strong amount of solar radiation and low air humidity. Or other possible climate problems depending on where you live.

i wish i had a real divine avenger.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 04:35
#735
Zobertus's picture
Zobertus
Granted,

But you are not worthy enough to wield it, so it would immediately transform to GF.

I wish i would be a plant.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 21:38
#736
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted. Flies and lice

Granted. Flies and lice infest your head and in no time at all they multiple, build large cities and began to have sewer and waste management problems. An all out war erupts and they bomb each others cities. They cause environmental damage and severe planet destruction during the war.

I wish I had a candy bar right now.

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 07:17
#737
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Granted

A candy bar flies through the air and goes through your eye.

I wish I was rich.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:49
#738
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You are rich but riches can

You are rich but riches can be measured in many areas. You my friend have wealth in skittles.

I wish I could either go back in time or move forward in time but not have to be in the present.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 08:48
#739
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Granted

and you get no presents at Christmas or your birthday. Oh, and the only way to go forward in time is to hide in an oven until the timer rings. The only way back involves massive, irreversible dismemberment. XD

I wish I knew what to wish for. :(

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:53
#740
Patmartins's picture
Patmartins
Granted. You know you must

Granted. You know you must wish for a slow, painful death.

I wish for Tourettes guy to make another video.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:05
#741
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
granted. he makes a video of

granted. he makes a video of you pooping on da couch

I wish for nothing

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:33
#742
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Granted

your dirty life bears fruits of nothing. XD

I wish I liked cashews.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 21:45
#743
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
granted. You now like moldy,

granted. You now like moldy, pokey, acidic cashews. Youeat them for all your meals and snacks. 2 days later, you die

I wish for a bottle of pure rainwater

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:05
#744
Autofire's picture
Autofire

Granted!!! Your Bottle of Pure Rainwater becomes a Bottle of Pure Air because it has a hole in the bottom of it.

I wish Steam for Linux would come out sooner rather than later.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 17:03
#745
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Granted. The only game it has

Granted. The only game it has can cause a very bad virus named somewhat threatening smallpox and kill you.

I wish for sk to lower ce costs by 3000 crowns

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 17:33
#746
Validous's picture
Validous
Inflation occurs and the GMs

Inflation occurs and the GMs decide to lower crown generation by 50% to make up for the low ce price.

I wish the Nyko PlayPad would come out 3 weeks early.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 18:42
#747
Yttriu's picture
Yttriu
Granted. But they've

Granted. But they've installed a new Validous defense system.

I wish I was Vanguard already.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:18
#748
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Granted but it took so long

Granted but it took so long for already to get here that everyone else got bored of the game and stopped playing. No one was here to notice.

I wish school hadn't started so everyone could still playing here all day.

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 00:44
#749
Players-Guest's picture
Players-Guest
School was delayed,but since

School was delayed,but since that you have to pay a fee of 1000 crowns each day to play...

l wish i had a microwave fan.

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 18:28
#750
Dmatter's picture
Dmatter
granted. a microwave is now

granted. a microwave is now stalking you.
i wish for a fish in a fish bowl with water.

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