Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 08:09
#502
Granted but everyone forgot
Granted but everyone forgot what the topic was and their posts made no sense.
I wish the Crystal Fighters were doing a free concert tonight and close enough to me that I could go to it.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 15:40
#503
Granted, but the spotlights
Granted, but the spotlights break from the stage and fall onto the band, killing them.
Is holding up a cue card that reads "I wish for my face to be fixed, pls".
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 18:30
#504
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but it gets vaporized cause i hit you too hard.
i wish i could let off some steam.....
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 21:26
#505
Granted the top of your head
Granted the top of your head explodes and all the steam is released.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 22:00
#506
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS
I wish people would consider that linked picture a new meme.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 22:15
#507
Granted, It became viral, but
Granted, It became viral, but everyone is confused.
I wish for that picture to unmeme. It's rather confusing.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 22:31
#508
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS
Wish granted. However, that's easily corruptable because...
I wish it re-memes!
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 22:50
#509
Granted. But everyone now
Granted. But everyone now knows where it came from and hates you for it. Or at least detonate your e-mailbox with confusion spam.
I wish you never thought of it ever and never will.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:30
#510
Granted,
But every meme supporter comes and runs you down.
I wish for my PC to have the WEI of 7.9+.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 08:45
#511
Granted. Your neighbor knows
Granted. Your neighbor knows you have it and breaks into your house stealing your computer and all your money too.
I wish I had off from work today and hopes my boss doesn't mind if I show up in late.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:10
#512
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but he minds...alot, and you get fired.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:43
#513
Didn't post a wish...
and you get blown up.
I wish i LOL harder
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:56
#514
granted, but you died from
granted, but you died from laughing to much...
i wish for a 1 foot long ruler
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:33
#515
A nun comes by your house and
A nun comes by your house and smacks you with a yard stick.
I wish HGH's meme made more sense asides [insert bad situation] and then something to do with recon.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:05
#516
You're just not getting your
You're just not getting your wish.
I wish Trobolta didn't kill this thread.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:29
#517
Granted, but someone else
Granted, but someone else did.
I wish for Iamnoone to post more frequently when I'm awake or vice-versa.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:41
#518
Granted but you start to hate
Granted but you start to hate what I post and find you can't get rid of me.
I wish I could live without sleeping.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:47
#519
Granted, but your body and mind grow tired and weary and eventually, you go mad from your lack of sleep.
I wish that I can't hate what you'll post.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:04
#520
Granted, you poop yourself
Granted, you poop yourself laughing instead.
I wish I had a pizza right now.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:25
#521
Granted, but it's just an
Granted, but it's just an uncook circularly shaped dough with cheese shreds, cold tomato sauce, and uncook toppings instead.
I wish that pizza was cooked.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:30
#522
I bake that pizza into golden
I bake that pizza into golden perfection. The kid I'm stuck with that isn't mine eats most of it.
I wish I baked 2 pizzas.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:38
#523
Granted. Two extra perfectly
Granted. Two extra perfectly cooked pizzas. The kid eats both of them.
I wish for that kid's death or at least be ridding.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:07
#524
That was the worst wish you
That was the worst wish you could have made. I made it once or twice. It makes her show you how bad she can be. She shows you why she is so bad and makes your heart bleed for her. Then she'll set fires. It will make you wish you didn't exist compared to the rest of existence.
I wish I could start my day over.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:11
#525
Granted, but you went through
Granted, but you went through the same day with the same results. Albeit the wishing for a restart.
I wish I understood what happened to my wish. |:I
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:25
#526
Granted,
But, you get DAT HAMMER in your head (I have the OCH {completed T2})
Goes on a Hammer spree
Whoops, sorry got mixed up on a different thread.
I wish for a better hammer.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:14
#527
...
Egpnd, get out unless you know how to play this game or WISH DAMMIT.
Wishes that all the noobs know how to play the forum games.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:27
#528
Granted,
But, They start taking over and we are left out of the threads.
I wish For a better hammer (again)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:58
#529
Granted. It is bigger,
Granted. It is bigger, stronger and heavier. The 1st time you try to swing it, you lose control and hit yourself on the head.
I wish some of those nppbs would wonder into the forum games.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:34
#530
Wait we cant say N--bs either? SHIZZ
Granted. But they have no idea how to play and messes everything up.
I wish for something.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:42
#531
Granted,
But you forgot it
I wish for a 9001 mile round Chocolate chip cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:10
#532
Granted
But it crushes you.
I wish i remembered what i was wishing about.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:44
#533
Granted,
But you forgot it again.
I wish for that Trobolta gets a cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 08:51
#534
Granted
He gets one, but then you want it. You steal it and you go to jail.
I wish I could become a successful game programer.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 09:32
#535
Granted,
But, a GM bans you for knowing too much.
I wish for a nuke. (or freedom)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:38
#536
You get both: freedom and a
You get both: freedom and a nuke. Sadly, the nuke is jealous of your freedom and blows you up for that.
I wish a Spiral Knight will be in SSB4.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:09
#537
Granted but when it goes
Granted but when it goes everyone quits playing.
I wish I could change the color of things like grass and the sky.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:39
#538
Granted, but you're only
Granted, but you're only high.
I wish for me to enjoy breakfast in the Before and After game.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:08
#539
Granted. You'll get to enjoy
Granted. You'll get to enjoy it next year.
I wish there really was a hill made of cookies.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:21
#540
Granted, but everyone else
Granted, but everyone else ate it before you did.
I wish Iamoone did get his cookie hill.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:39
#541
Granted and you were made
Granted and you were made king of cookie hill. Egpnd gets jealous and tries ti kill you.
I wish birds would fly upside down so they would poop on themselves instead of pooping on us.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:55
#542
Granted, But,
they blow up and they target ppl.
I wish this chain stays broken.
(PS: no need of cookies for now)
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:34
#543
Granted, but i troll. Here.
Granted, but i troll. Here. Have a cookie.
I wish to continue my trolololololos.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 08:47
#544
Granted. Your trolololololos
Granted. Your trolololololos continued but put you to a stop.
I wish for Trobolta to stop trolling.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 15:31
#545
Granted, but everyone else
Granted, but everyone else starts to.
I wish I had a full set of Dusker armor :(
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:15
#546
Granted. But somehow it has
Granted. But somehow it has negative sword buffs and gives you weaknesses to all satuses.
I wish for a sandwich that has Trobolta's hand in it.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:54
#547
Granted.
You get a knuckle sandwich to the face.
I wish Auto isnt so obsessed with my handwich.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:19
#548
Granted he becomes with your
Granted he becomes with your legwich instead.
I wish I could get warm.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:39
#549
Granted but you're set on
Granted but you're set on fire.
I wish for Iamnoone to stop being so obsessed with me.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 04:15
#550
Granted, but everyone else
Granted, but everyone else gets obsessed with you. (/love Trobolta) :D
I wish for pizza.
but its too big so that noone can live in it (the peak is in space)
I wish for a new page.