Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:19
#602
Your eyes can't handle its 3D
Your eyes can't handle its 3D capabilities.
I wish my crush liked me back.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:24
#603
Sure. She loves you when she
Sure. She loves you when she makes you a pin cushion.
Also, LIES. My eyes CAN handle the 3D capabilities. Last summer vacation, my cousin let me try his. Things really DID look 3D. So, once again, I wish to have a 3DS, but this time with a GBA slot also.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:20
#604
You receive it and the next
You receive it and the next day your eyes fall out.
I wish my cold would go away.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:46
#605
Granted, you get absolute
Granted, you get absolute zero in return. Have fun with winter too as a bonus.
I wish that my stomachache would go away.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:48
#606
I'm tired of this double
I'm tired of this double posting.
I want new internet service provider.
*steals Trobolta's internet*
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 06:23
#607
Granted
but you get a headache.
I wish for a ninja.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 06:56
#608
DESTROYS KURO-HOSHI
I wish
DESTROYS KURO-HOSHI
I wish for a better world.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 08:20
#609
Sadly, I misread that and
Sadly, I misread that and granted you a world full of butter.
I wish for Iamnoone to post here.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 08:21
#610
Time to bash my
Time to bash my internet.
Double post. -.-
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 09:50
#611
That I cannot grant, as it is
That I cannot grant, as it is impossible for No one to post something, cause than the poster would be someone.
I wish my eyeballs to be back in my head and to have them where they are SUPPOSED to be so that I could play my 3DS.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 21:26
#612
Granted. Your eyeballs are in
Granted. Your eyeballs are in the back of your head.
I wish I had a lobster to eat.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 09:02
#613
Granted. There is now a giant
Granted. There is now a giant lobster who is about to eat you.
I wish my eyeballs are where they are supposed to be, and not in the back of my head.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 22:39
#614
Okay and granted. They are in
Okay and granted. They are in the eye sockets and right where they are supposed to be. You can even open your eye lids properly. But when you do, everyone sees all white and you see your brain.
I wish I had a private jet capable of high speeds and able to travel long distances on a single tank of gas.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:12
#615
Granted, but the jet explodes
Granted, but the jet explodes mid-flight.
I wish that i should really be doing my homework now.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:44
#616
Granted, you do it. When you
Granted, you do it. When you come back to play everyone is gone.
I wish time would stand still for awhile.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:53
#617
Granted, but since nothing
Granted, but since nothing could exist in still time, including you, nothing actually happened once the wish wore off. So, literally nothing happened.
I wish America was a decent place so i can wish to live there next.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 00:29
#618
America is a decent place to
America is a decent place to live. We just have the right to free speech i.e. trash talk the country, those who run it and thy neighbor. It's a treasured right that is used often.
Okay the wish.
Granted, everything and everyone is decent in America. You just put the entire judicial branch of government on the unemployment line and severely raised the taxes doing so.
I wish I wasn't the only person working for my employer. Even my boss is gone. I didn't have the heart to tell the owners I have another job. lol
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 05:45
#619
Im not gonna talk about that
Im not gonna talk about that in fear of starting some really bad stuff.
Granted, but now your workplace is crowded with clones of you.
I wish for my homework to be done~!
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 19:14
#620
granted but it is so bad you
granted but it is so bad you get extra homework.
i wish that i could stay up later.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:30
#621
Granted. You get insomnia and
Granted. You get insomnia and can't ever sleep again.
I wish I didn't have to cut the grass.
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 15:35
#622
Be a cannibal, kids! Hurray for exotic tastes!
Granted but you accidentally do it anyway.
I wish for Xplad/Pladypus to come back where I can see him.
(NECROS FTW)
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 19:37
#623
Granted but he comes back
Granted but he comes back naked.
I wish time didn't go by so quickly.
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:11
#624
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, It goes even faster now.
I wish I wish I had a fish!
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 07:51
#625
Granted, But,
you got slap by a (welcome-back) dead fish.
I wish for a HAMMER. or a party to join in (normal hp is now 19-21 in T1)
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 18:16
#626
Hear have a hammer.
/smacks
Hear have a hammer.
/smacks you on the head with one.
I wish today was tomorrow and tomorrow was the day after.
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 18:35
#627
Granted. Today is tomorrow
Granted. Today is tomorrow but the day after tomorrow is yesterday making tomorrow the day before yesterday also making today the day before yesterday/the day before tomorrow.
I wish I had a cookie with CHAWKLAT.
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 09:16
#628
you now have a cookie with
you now have a cookie with CHAWKLAT but CHAWKLAT is different from chocolate as it is poisonous.
is wish some nice guy would help me get into tier 3 missions.(stuck on 4* hall of heroes)
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 16:38
#629
Granted some super nice guy
Granted some super nice guy helped you out the entire way but he was a hacker and after you reached the hall of heros you couldn't sign into your account anymore.
I wish I had a swimming pool.
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 16:42
#630
@dmatter who said anything about chocolate? ty fer teh cookie^-^
He hacks into your account and makes it t3 and doesn't let you use it.
I wish I had a ďø-ňüţ.
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 16:44
#631
@Iannoone
Y U POST BE4 ME >:{U
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 16:49
#632
You get a 3inch pool.
Same
You get a 3inch pool.
Same wish^^
Fri, 07/13/2012 - 07:53
#633
Granted
The donut was too big for you, it squished you and now you're flattened.
I wish I had free CE dropping from treasure boxes.
Fri, 07/13/2012 - 21:56
#634
Granted it dropped in large
Granted it dropped in large amounts but it also went up in large amounts to crafting and in elevator costs.
I wish it wouldn't rain this weekend.
Sat, 07/14/2012 - 08:57
#635
granted it now never rains
granted it now never rains and you now live in a desert.
i wish iamnoone was cursed so he had to live in the newly created desert alone.
Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:47
#636
Granted, but Dmatter now has
Granted, but Dmatter now has forever haunting nightmares with chromas wearing tacohats stealing pudding
i wished that cockroaches never existed
Sat, 07/14/2012 - 17:34
#637
granted
You never existed.
I wish that Grittle would stop wishing.
Sat, 07/14/2012 - 18:02
#638
granted, i stopped wishing
granted, i stopped wishing that you never got poked again
i wish for some bacon
Sat, 07/14/2012 - 21:49
#639
Granted, now Zombie Granny
Granted, now Zombie Granny Bacon is hunting you.
I wish Spongebob Squarepant don't win the Kids Choice Award.
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 06:29
#640
ganted, now spongebob
ganted, now spongebob squarepants wins the kids choice award
i wish that pandas were part of the bear family
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 16:20
#641
They go extinct.
I wish I had
They go extinct.
I wish I had a pet Snarby.
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 16:21
#642
double post...
Dubble trubble
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 22:39
#643
Granted, but my pet Vanaduke
Granted, but my pet Vanaduke killed your pet.
I wish I have a tea.
Sun, 07/15/2012 - 22:48
#644
Granted you have a large tin
Granted you have a large tin of tea but when you open it you find it is moldy.
I wish I could rename streets, towns and cities.
Mon, 07/16/2012 - 08:30
#645
Granted, but you can't figure
Granted, but you can't figure out what to name them so we all have cities, towns and streets with no names.
I wish my dog wouldn't die
Mon, 07/16/2012 - 08:36
#646
Granted, it goes into a coma
Granted, it goes into a coma forever.
I wish I could levitate stuff with my mind.
Mon, 07/16/2012 - 09:32
#647
:O My doggy!
Granted, you levitate,
the empire state,
which falls and flattens you into a plate,
isn't it great?
I wish I could make better rhymes
Mon, 07/16/2012 - 20:53
#648
Granted and your girlfriend
Granted and your girlfriend breaks up with you and her brother starts hitting on you.
I wish my neighbor's cat would stop trying to get into my house.
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 01:28
#649
Granted. The cat dies near
Granted. The cat dies near your house and your neighbour sues you.
I wish i could live forever.
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 06:39
#650
Granted, you fall down a well
Granted, you fall down a well and live forever in a dark damp place.
I wish my house didn't smell like pee (stupid cat).
Granted, they just aren't posted here.
I wish for a 3DS. (AGAIN >_<)