Granted, but who are you again?

I wish I could live forever in a nightmare. Except it wouldn't be mine, but somebody else's and I would be the antagonist. ._.

The moons gravity also got boosted, so waves became tsunamis and killed everyone

I wish I had an awesome sudaruska(not corrupted) to destroy schools, and a DA, GF, and a sentenza to stop all those who try to stop me (all weapons not corrupted, and I got max curse resist, and snarby set)

Granted, you drown in shadow keys

I wish i was a chroma whelp again
(see comment #69 and 71)
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/64833?page=1#

Granted the school was destroyed and the idiots now attend your school.

I wish I had more cashews to go with my wine.

Granted. I throw a rotten egg at you.

I wish that egg was inside of a coconut.

Unfortunatly, you get hit in the head and forget every event in your life.

I wish I had a warmaster seerus' mask.

Granted, in doing this you replace Seerus, only to be soon killed by a knight who makes a mask and becomes Seerus in a never-ending cycle.

I wish GC was more like the old days.

Granted, you obtain the pet walrus by kidnapping it and you are soon killed by its mom. (Hey, the pet walrus didn't kill you.)

I wish I had more sparks of life.

Granted. But it's a can of actual bull, stained red, and still alive.

I wish wings (the accessories in the game) let you fly.

Granted, but soon somebody drives over you with a tank to get it.

I wish I had $71211.88

Granted, but they told you that they are tired of seeing your face and that your breath smells.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish!

Granted, it works for everyone but you.

I wish I could've replied to comment #772!

Granted, you can reply, when the thread is put into the Graveyard.

I wish we had double rainbows in the game.

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Double post a for wish i.

Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

I wish for a rat. But then It became a rat and flew into inner space.

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Explain: to make known in detail.

And: a conjunction used to connect words.

Was: 1st and 3rd person singular pt. indicative of be.

Has: a 3rd person singular present indicative of have.

Can: 1. to be able to; have the ability, power, or skill to.
2. a sealed container for food, beverages, etc., as of aluminum, sheet iron coated with tin, or other metal.

But: a conjunction (on the contrary; yet).

Is: 3rd person singular present indicative of be.

I wish for you to stop changing your profile picture.

I wish for a sandwich!

Comment for a i wish.

Like for a Forum guide!

Uh... Um, Granted. A cake is dropped on your head.

On that note, I wish for a cup of THE WORLD'S BEST AND MOST AMAZING NON-LETHAL, NON-PAINFUL, DELICIOUS COFFEE THAT IS NOT OBTAINED AT ANYONE'S EXPENSE.

Wish granted! Moments later, I am awoken by the convenient pie to my face. Yum, thanks for wishing for blueberry!

I wish for the formula to the previous coffee blend! Then I can tweak it to not make people comatose!

Granted, an orange anvil that falls on your head.

I wish for a banana.

Granted, you wished to die.

I wish I had a will to play SK again.

Uh oh, looks like CorruptAWishII.exe has crashed again.

I wish ERROR 404, WISH NOT FOUND.
SEARCHING...
ALL FILES CORRUPT.
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING FOR A GAME CALLED CORRUPT A WISH?
I MIGHT AS WELL WISH THAT THE GAME DIDN'T CRASH IN THE FIRST PLACE.