Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 17:51
Since Ztype wanted the "Corrupt-a-wish" to end, i granted his wish and started a new one
Rules ar simple: play it like how "Corrupt-a-wish" is played
I wish the next guy who post dies
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 07:59
#2
Granted. It vanishes with you
Granted. It vanishes with you inside of it getting ready to make a post.
I wish no one ever invented underwear.
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 15:31
#3
Granted. You have that
Granted. You have that annoying chaff feeling.
I wis that this thread was dead and the other was revived but the price was a sacrifice of a soul.
Mon, 01/23/2012 - 19:46
#4
You get part of your wish.
You get part of your wish. Your soul is used in a sacrifice ritual to keep this thread alive forever.
I wish every time someone begged for something, one of their crowns would go from their account into ours (everyone else online) making them end up in debt each time they asked for something.
Tue, 01/24/2012 - 06:44
#5
Granted.
Regrettably, a GM noticed that you hacked into the system to cause this to happen in the game, resulting in the return of all the crowns and BANCROWBAR. Have a nice day~
I wish I knew the difference between ketchup and catsup.
Tue, 01/24/2012 - 15:01
#6
Granted
There is no difference.
I wish for no-one to make a wish ;)
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 05:10
#7
:D
I wish money grew on tress and I owned the only forest that they grew in.
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 21:16
#8
Granted.
Granted, you have now been sued by the government for counterfeit. Have a nice death sentence.
I wish that I could run as fast as I want without getting tired.
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 22:08
#9
....
Granted. You have to run, FOREVER. No-breaks :P
I wish Rangerwill could stop running.
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 14:16
#10
Rangerwill was running faster
Rangerwill was running faster and faster, day and night. Then all of a sudden he hit a brick wall.
I wish the brick wall would fall on Rangerwill.
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 14:50
#11
Granted. but for some random
Granted. but for some random reason, some of it teleported. and landed on you.
I wish for a voltedge recipe, that wouldn't disappear, kill me, fail to work, explode, become another recipe, go to someone else, or take of any UV's my weapon has.
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 16:09
#12
Granted. It doesn't take all
Granted. It doesn't take all your UV's away. It takes all your EVERYTHING away. Including your life. You are now dead. Congratulations.
I wish for one single wish.
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 19:51
#13
Granted
Your wish will corrupt whatever it is.
I wish for the AP and Sentenza to get full elemental/shadow for their respective lines.
Sat, 01/28/2012 - 21:49
#14
Granted. Both were made
Granted. Both were made grossly underpowered in the process and are now useless.
I wish for some form of horrible thing to happen to me.
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 02:38
#15
Granted. You lose all of your
Granted. You lose all of your gear.
I wish for a good year.
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 08:04
#17
*random robot* ERROR.AS IN
*random robot* ERROR.AS IN THIS THREAD, ALL WISHES BACKFIRE, A WISH THAT DOESN'T BACKFIRE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
*paradox happens, destroying the earth*
I wish for a new voltedge recipe, that doesn't that wouldn't disappear, kill me, fail to work, explode, become another recipe, go to someone else, take of any UV's my weapon has, or take everything i have. It also only costs 1 energy, and 1 crown
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 16:03
#18
Granted
It creates your voltedge, then your new voltedge self-destructs.
I wish people would stop trying to avoid the corruption of their wishes :P
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 16:56
#19
This looks like fun
Granted, however it only works for one person.
I wish that a striker shield was avaliable for the clockworks.
Sun, 01/29/2012 - 20:09
#20
Praise the sun!
And so shall it be! ...for the mobs, not the knights.
I wish for less hate on the interwebs.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 15:15
#21
Granted. The Interwebs are
Granted. The Interwebs are now so full of love and kindness that they asplode along with every user.
I wish for a hassle-free (and financially free) vacation to the Northwest United States.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:38
#22
:|
DENIED!
i wish for the falcon punch :D plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:47
#23
Granted
You got falcon punched in the face.
I wish that happened to someone I don't know.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 19:50
#24
lol
Wish granted buddy,Ubernerd gets Falcon Punched in the face.
i wish for a big mac and curly fries
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:02
#25
Granted, they were yesterdays
Granted, they were yesterdays and the meat was made from mad cow.
I wish I had a good, tasty, not adulterated in any way big mac and fries.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:07
#26
>:( u mean
DENIED! you get sour lemons
i wish i could ban Iamnoone from forums :D
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:32
#27
You have to grant their wish in a way they don't like
Granted, but because you hacked into the game to do so and the admins found out you get banned from game.
I wish I could teleport.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:40
#28
Granted, you can do so at
Granted, you can do so at will but every time you land its on Fallconn's head.
I wish I was older, smarter and richer.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:53
#29
Granted, you now age 1.05%
Granted, you now age 1.05% faster, you learn how it feels to fall 20 feet, and you gain 1 U.S. dime.
I wish i did not have to eat to stay alive.
Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:06
#30
._.
Granted, you have been transformed into a slag and no longer require food. Unfortunately, you are mercilessly slaughtered by the next knight to enter FSC...
i wish for a chezeburger....GIVE NOW!¡
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:03
#31
A "chezeburger," eh? Oh, this should be fun...
Granted. You get a "chezeburger" immediately which, as you find out by eating it, is 10 perpetually spinning 12-inch circular saw blades between two buns. And now you don't have to worry about eating anything ever again.
I wish that people would play the game properly and not just deny wishes.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:08
#32
i can't let you be more annoying than me >:C
granted. people don't deny wishes any more, but we spiral knights do >:D
i wish i had lots of moneys
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 13:35
#33
Your wishes annoy me.
Granted. You are mailed 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 crowns, crystal energy, and the currency that your country has but the money is robotic, sees you, and then vaporizes you.
I wish cradle would have a great cataclysm and everyone in the game would DIE and cannot revive.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 17:33
#34
Sly reference incoming.
Granted, but a white-haired kid and an old man use a giant machine to undo the disaster (bonus points for anyone who gets the reference).
I wish I had a battle-snipe with armor and fire breath to come with me down in the clockworks.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 17:49
#35
Granted.
Granted, it comes with you and kills you over and over. (You didn't say if it was good or not!)
I wish I had a three hundred pound marshmallow peep. (Bonus points if you know where this is from)
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 20:39
#36
Granted!
Granted a giant peep is dropped on you crushing your body
I wish that I was invincible.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 20:53
#37
Granted
You're placed in a time stasis in the event horizon where nothing can happen to you.
I wish Rangerwill got his peep.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 21:32
#38
GRANTED!
I get my peep, sadly a quarter of it fell on a bystander. Oh well, :D.
I wish Psychodestroyer kept wishing for me to have my wishes.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 21:41
#39
Granted.
Granted. :D
I wish no one will reject my wish.
Tue, 01/31/2012 - 23:32
#40
GRANTED!
Granted no one will reject your wish but they'll twist them to horribly backfire on you
I wish i had a NICE vog cub that would not try to harm me
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:26
#41
Granted.
Granted, shortly it gets sick and blows up, and you are now dead.
It left a note saying it didn't mean to.
I wish I was the best soccer (USA soccer) player in the world.
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 14:22
#42
Granted.
Granted, you are now the best USA soccer player in the world, unfortunately i am the best football player in the world and i tackle you and you get a concussion.
i wish for more wishes
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 14:26
#43
May all your wishes backfire.
Granted, but every wish u make will backfire on you.
I wish that i had a DBB in real life.
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 14:34
#44
...
Granted. you are given a DBB, unfortunately it explodes in your hand impaling you with spikes then the snarbolax eats your remains.
i wish for wishes that wouldn't backfire on me
Wed, 02/01/2012 - 19:09
#45
GODZILLA!
GRANTED but the wishes transform into giant atomic nuclear fire spewing lizards!
I wish I had unlimited ce
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 13:20
#46
._.
Granted. you now have unlimited CE, unfortunately the GM's think you have hacked the game and you have been banned.
i wish for a guild.
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 14:50
#47
:I
Granted, you now have joined my guild. We chat your ear off and you are now deaf, gratz.
I wish that I knew what this thread was about, plus I wish I had fifty bux.
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 15:47
#48
I Wish...
Granted, but lord vanaduke noms the 50 bucks before you can do anything with them.
I Wish for tortodrones to be added back into the game.
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 16:29
#49
Granted, but there is only
Granted, but there is only one and it is promptly killed by Lord Vanaduke.
I wish the owlites were not almost extinct.
Thu, 02/02/2012 - 16:35
#50
Granted. However, all owlites
Granted. However, all owlites die of cardiac arrest two mines later, for no particular reason, leaving a pile of owlite feather materials on top of the auction house.
I Wish that the core was open for long enough to let me see what was inside.
Granted. I die a little inside. We all do.
I wish the previous thread never happened.