Before and After Game
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:25
#202
OH DOG KEEP THAT JERK AWAY
The next post appears.
Is getting really uncomfortable with Iamnoone being really close. o~o;;;
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:28
#203
Iamnoone takes off his socks.
Iamnoone takes off his socks. "Its gonna get HOT in here," he says.
I weep for Trobolta.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:33
#204
Screams of violation can be
Screams of violation can be heard all around Cradle.
I wish that Iamnoone could've undone that.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:22
#205
No one can't undo it because
No one can't undo it because no one did anything to undo.
Makes a spaceship and sends people to the other end of the universe looking for new life forums.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:32
#206
They only met lifeless or ancient abandoned ones.
Manages to steal Jelly King's gems and escapes to Haven.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:59
#207
You sell the gems and become
You sell the gems and become surrounded by beggars asking for the crowns.
I randomly cut off Varm's head with a scythe.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:07
#208
Varm haunts you forever.
I
Varm haunts you forever.
I bound Varm's soul to a shield.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:15
#209
The shield grants holy power from the gods
and I can't be broken. (only a hero can pick it up)
I find a holy hero.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:22
#210
He picks you up, senses your
He picks you up, senses your unholiness and throws you back down.
I go pool hopping in my neighbor's swimming pool.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:32
#211
The pool's empty of water and
The pool's empty of water and your butt meets a shattering end.
Sends Iamnoone to the hospital for a bowel reconstruction.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:33
#212
Dat curse
you go to you death and the shield took your soul for in turn to wield it.
I used the shield in a FSC run.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 13:54
#213
The shield exploded.
I sit bored, because I don't know what to say.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:38
#214
The dream is collapsing.
Runs for my dream life.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 20:55
#215
You wake up with the blankets
You wake up with the blankets wrapped around your feet and fall on your face when you try to stand up to go pee.
Wonders about my purpose in life.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:35
#216
You realize how non-existent
You realize how non-existent you are compared to the rest of existence.
I finally get to pee after untying my legs together with the blanket.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:50
#217
The toilet seat was down and
The toilet seat was down and you splashed yourself.
I wish I was non-existent compared to the rest of existence. They would not see me and life would be so much easier.
(I know wrong thread for wishes)
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:57
#218
Granted, everyone forgets everything about you, they ignore you no matter what is it that you do. You eventually cry out in desperation for attention and love.
I watch how pathetic you became for your poor choice of wish words.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:18
#219
You grow tired of watching
You grow tired of watching and waiting for that pathetic state that never comes. It takes a while than it hits you like a brick. While you watch me I am not completely forgotten or lacking attention and love.
I find that pizza I want and share it with you.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:33
#220
Unwishes Iamnoone's wish so
Unwishes Iamnoone's wish so that he gets to pay for the bill too.
As awkward it is to share pizza with him, I try to enjoy it as much as i can.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:42
#221
I hand you a cookie when you
I hand you a cookie when you are done your pizza.
Wonders where I can get more cookies.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 23:00
#222
The bakery across the street
The bakery across the street is selling.
Thinks how to get away from him as fast as possible.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 03:56
#223
You trip and he gets you. ||| I hug a love puppy.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:04
#224
Her boyfriend, a rocket
Her boyfriend, a rocket puppy, blasts you to bits.
But i didnt move yet. I just schemed.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:32
#225
Payload fired
Suddenly, an incoming ground strike blows you up.
I used a target locator to aim at something.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:16
#226
That something was your head
That something was your head and you blow yourself to pieces.
I stand still and don't do anything.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:27
#227
A bomb goes off, sending you into the sky again.
Breaks eggs to make breakfast.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:32
#228
wort wort wort
An elite assassinates you for standing still.
I go to Reach to defend it.
EDIT: got ninja'd
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:37
#229
Reach explodes.
Comes back to life and continues to make my scrambled eggs.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:40
#230
Reach got glassed but ok
Your eggs came out nice.
I respawn and tries to make a big cookie.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:10
#231
It doesnt fit into the oven
It doesnt fit into the oven and now you're just stuck with it.
Enjoys my breakfast.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 07:47
#232
You spill milk
on someone and they blew you up.
I make a cookie eating contest. (I cooked the cookie perfectly using a big lazor)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 08:51
#233
A Snorlax comes and farts on
A Snorlax comes and farts on it. Everyone dies due to the reek.
I like this thread.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 13:40
#234
I thank you for saying you
I thank you for saying you like my thread.
I'm amazed that I got 5 pages on a thread I created.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 13:45
#235
The stellar nucleosynthesis is futile.
Nevermore will the grass be purple.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 16:32
#236
I say "what the heck?" and
I say "what the heck?" and the grass turns a unsettling shade of green.
I punish my Snorlax for farting on Egpnd's cookie then eating the cookie. (And everyone at the contest.)
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 17:13
#237
The Snorlax whomps you on the
The Snorlax whomps you on the head.
I assume a Snorlax is a Pokemon so I yell, " Ash Ketchup, use PIKACHU! Pikachu, FIREBALL GO!"
Pikachu uses fireball.
Snorlax takes 1,000,000,000 HP points.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:42
#238
Pikachu runs away from your
Pikachu runs away from your sticky hands.
Finds a box of fireworks.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:59
#239
It explodes in your
It explodes in your hands.
Retries to make my breakfast.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:04
#240
It is a success. Then the
It is a success. Then the door bell ring and so do the phone.
Tries to pet a puppy with my nubs.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:19
#241
Puppy licks your nubs.
Tries
Puppy licks your nubs.
Tries to eat my breakfast, again.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 04:30
#242
an annoying orange comes
to your breakfast, you had to shoot it just to keep it quiet.
I make 1,000,000 cookies at once.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 05:25
#243
Your oven explodes trying to
Your oven explodes trying to contain all of it.
Attempts to enjoy my breakfast.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:15
#244
Godzilla knocks on your door
Godzilla knocks on your door and asks if you wanna play with a smirk on his face.
I party because we are 7 posts away from 6 pages.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:22
#245
I join the party.
And I make
I join the party.
And I make everyone a cookie to celebrate.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:52
#246
Everybody thanks you.
I eat
Everybody thanks you.
I eat my cookie and party some more.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:49
#247
You party till the end of
You party till the end of time and become a mask. You'll have to have read the Majora's Mask manga to know what I'm talking about.
I find an orphaned wolver.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:07
#248
He follows you around and
He follows you around and like to bite on your finger.
Is a bit sad i didnt get to enjoy my breakfast. What with Godzilla wanting to play fetch and all.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:09
#249
Check Out my fanfic Life in a Tree! Looking for feedback!
Godzilla runs up to you and eats you.
I say, 2 More POSTS!
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:46
#250
No one is listening.
I spray
No one is listening.
I spray Artistbma with whipped cream.
You break your eyes.
I start page 5.