The invitation spontaneously combusts in your hands.
I sob for not being able to do anything while i was asleep.
Before and After Game
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:51
#302
The invitation spontaneously
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:56
#303
Holds and comforts you.
Holds and comforts you. Reminds you that you got to dream while sleeping.
Hopes you feel better.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 17:10
#304
I cant even remember my
I cant even remember my dream.
Feels worse about myself.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 01:15
#305
Then you sank into your own
Then you sank into your own void.
I have a headache of wondering what was the outcome of Iam and me after we crashed into the canyon.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 03:13
#306
You fallinto a coma only to
You fall into a coma only to suffer going through the crash over and over and over and over.
I suddenly realize my love for hating Iamnoone.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:29
#307
You get slapped in the
You get slapped in the head.
I think about kicking you out of the black hole.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:32
#308
He better stay in...
my hill has a defense that blows up everyone.
I use a MAC Round.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:50
#309
It goes off in the wrong
It goes off in the wrong direction and kills a group of children who are on a class trip.
I get bored waiting for the rain to stop and look start making crank calls.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 08:10
#310
I starts hailing.
I reach for
I starts hailing.
I reach for trobolta's hand again while holding a nail, a sandwich, and a hammer.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 16:51
#311
I sneak up behind you with a
I sneak up behind you with a nail gun in hand. I fire it at the back of your head and drop you to the ground.
I find a child holding a candy bar and take it from her.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 19:46
#312
but you fail to, as she
but you fail to, as she starts hitting you with the candy bar that reaches up to a 9999-hit combo. (I'd like to see that happen.)
Autofire rises back up, only for us to know that he/she turned into a zombie.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 22:35
#313
I turn around and shout "HI!"
I turn around and shout "HI!" I look (and am) perfectly normal due to the fact that I have control over time.
I feel happy that I am not really a zombie.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 04:13
#314
But sad when you find out you
But sad when you find out you are a walking decapitated corpse.
I get a shot gun and shoot your legs off.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 04:47
#315
He fell and his face landed
He fell and his face landed into a pie.
I laugh my [STATIC] off at the sight.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:00
#316
You made power
the lightning added time to the clock.
Tries to find a time gem.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:12
#317
Gets lost whole looking.
I go
Gets lost whole looking.
I go horse back riding.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:20
#318
The satanic pony has a
The satanic pony has a massive fork in it's hoof and it turned on you.
I've administered adrenaline into Iam.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:06
#319
Iam starts running around
Iam starts running around screaming in your ears making you deaf. Than he pokes both your eyes using forks. Finally, he jumps into the Grand Canyon and climes back up if 5 minutes.
I start chugging liquid energy in attempt to cause an energy revive.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:50
#320
NUUU
it turns out to be liquid nitrogen and you freez on the inside.
i eat a magic cookie
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 21:47
#321
Hundreds of cookies start
Hundreds of cookies start flying out of every orifice making you look like a cookie fountain.
I bring home a stray pitbull.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 21:52
#322
He digs up a bull in a pit
He digs up a bull in a pit that was in your yard.
I use PSI Healing Omega on myself to cure deadness.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:20
#323
It doesn't work. You stay
It doesn't work. You stay dead.
I save Trobolta from man-eating sharks.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 15:02
#324
You realize that there were
You realize that there were no man eating sharks. That was a man eating Trobolta who was eating the sharks.
I pour Naked Juice on some random person.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 15:12
#325
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
That person loves it and drinks it all the time.
I watch Rainbow Ponies all day, everyday. All day, everyday. All day, everyday. All day everyday...
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 16:25
#326
:D
Your brain explodes killing lamoon and falcon instantly
I play world of Warcraft
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 19:12
#327
you lose your life.
i craft a
you lose your life.
i craft a Leviathan Blade
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 20:21
#328
Woot same avatar
It gets three UVs: a Max CTR reduction, a Max undead bonus, and a Max ASI. You dance in circles out of happiness.
I play minecraft.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:17
#329
An army of pigs take over
An army of pigs take over your building trapping you inside for ever.
I get lost walking to the corner store.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:32
#330
The corner store falls on top
The corner store falls on top of you.
Ponders what happened to a certain corner store i accidentally sent flying.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:58
#331
You start hearing voices in
You start hearing voices in your head. "HELP ME HELP ME"
I wonder if anyone will help me.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 00:22
#332
Lifts the shelf off of
Lifts the shelf off of Iamnoone.
....
Grabs a can of soup next to his head and places the shelf back onto him.
Hope this mangled store has all the ingredients for my soup.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 12:24
#333
Sadly, the store only owns
Sadly, the store only owns ZERO of your ingredients.
I laugh at Trobolta for not being able to make his soup.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 14:06
#334
Soup kills you.
I shoot myself in the head with a evoker.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 21:43
#335
You miss your head but shot
You miss your head but shot your mother who was bringing you a bowl of soup.
I smack you.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 23:04
#336
He smacks you back.
I scream.
He smacks you back.
I scream.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:07
#337
The Kool Aid pitcher breaks
The Kool Aid pitcher breaks through a wall and comes to your rescue.
I get a riffle and start shooting people in the streets.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:50
#338
Your hair gets ruffledI
you miss every single person,I turn you gun on autofire and you shot Autofire with it
I torture Iamnoone(Kill tortue save thread rivalry)
¬ Sppw
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 06:36
#339
Iamnoone comes up and eats
Iamnoone comes up and eats your brains out cuz he's a zombie. (Steal cookie thread rivalry)
I laugh at Sppw for thinking a post like that is gonna set me off.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:18
#340
Zombies never die.
I laugh at Sppw too.
Cookie rivalry? You better not be thinking about stealing all my cookies cause...
Pokes you in the eye.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 12:34
#341
That "poke" got you 1 hour in
That "poke" got you 1 hour in time out.
I steal all of Iamnoone's cookies.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 15:29
#342
They were all bad from lack
They were all bad from lack of preservation.
I laugh hardy at Artist.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 04:38
#343
I come up and whonk you on
I come up and whonk you on the nose.
I laugh at Trobolta's backward facing nose.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 05:14
#344
I smash in Artist's face.
I
I smash in Artist's face.
I laugh at Art's caved in skull.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 05:34
#345
That skull sucks in your
That skull sucks in your soul.
I cry cuz my face hurts.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 05:38
#346
I break Artistbma's leg
I break Artistbma's leg leaving it bent towards his ear.
I laugh at Artistbma's broken leg.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 23:20
#347
I torture Iamnoone
I smugly
I torture Iamnoone
I smugly squeeze his head so his eyeballs popout
I Grab his eye and sqeeze that
¬ Sppw
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 03:23
#348
The Lord-of-Eyes comes and
The Lord-of-Eyes comes and eats you.
I sit, thinking.
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:22
#349
You go insane from being in a
You go insane from being in a black abyss for too long.
I drop a manikin out of a window onto the street below.
Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:02
#350
I see what reference you used. Clever.
It hits someone in the head and they get a concussion.
I smile widely because next post makes page 8.
You figure it out and realize you missed the trip.
Gives you a pre-invitation to the next one.