Before and After Game
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 22:49
#102
You kill the game and it dies
You kill the game and it dies before page 4.
I look up at the sky.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 02:40
#103
???
A mortar explodes you.
I break Eury.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 04:06
#104
Nick breaks you.
I jump off
Nick breaks you.
I jump off Mount Everest.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 04:29
#105
Never coming back! Never! Never! Never!
You get impaled on a tree.
I break a crouton.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 05:01
#106
Lol
The croutons of the world rally against you.
I EAT a crouton.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 05:02
#107
FIF
The world freezes.
I break religion.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 05:15
#108
Religion revives itself
Religion revives itself because of its 20HP points. XD
I sit on Xplad.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 05:17
#109
I AM YOUR GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS
I throw you down and position my knee to hit your groin. You fall to the ground screaming in pain.
I break Nickelback.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 05:19
#110
Zeus smacks you with a
Zeus smacks you with a lightning bolt.
I break Quarterback.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 05:23
#111
:>
You get hit by a hatchet.
I break Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping or whatever his name was.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:16
#112
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You get blown to pieces by a chinese tank.
I poke Iamnoone in the eye
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:21
#113
...
You get arrested for harrassment.
I break Tiger Woods.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:26
#114
Everyone says "Good for you!"
I shoot Iamnoone in the eye.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:32
#115
Shotjeer, what a copier.
He turns and shoots you in the eye.
I Yell at the top or the empire state building, " EAT PIE!"
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 06:41
#116
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT PIE WAS MACORONI
A pooop pie is stuffed down your throat. While you are retching,I push you off the top.
i yell"CHEERS"
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 11:19
#117
Someone runs up to you, kicks
Someone runs up to you, kicks you in the stomach, and yells, "BOO!"
I get in a steam roller and flatten Shotjeer.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 13:07
#118
You walk into the steamroller and see Nick's and Eury's secret a
You walk in on Nick's and Eury's secret affair.
I give this story to the video game tabloids.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 15:24
#119
SO I TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY PIE.
THEY go WTF WTF WTF is this pice of EPICNESS
I kick the person who very feebly kicked me in the groin.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 15:26
#120
:>
You get a hatchet to the solar plexus.
I break love.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 17:40
#121
Love breaks you.
I fix love.
Love breaks you.
I fix love.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 17:41
#122
It breaks again.
I make a
It breaks again.
I make a sandwich.
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 17:51
#123
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
You lose your hands.
I break Nickelback again.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 04:18
#124
Xplad, im pretty sure ur broken; again.
Quarterback comes over and breaks you.
I pass the gravy to someone on Thanksgiving.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 04:39
#125
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
You get hit in the face.
I break GM Hyperion.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 06:24
#126
Aphrodite breaks you.
I eat
Aphrodite breaks you.
I eat ice cream cake.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 10:09
#127
The father of the kid, who's
The father of the kid, who's birthday cake you just ate, beats you to a pulp.
I take all the candy in the world and hide it from everyone.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 11:51
#128
You are beaten until you give
You are beaten until you give it back.
I make a robot snipe.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 12:48
#129
Please,Shotjeer,DontCopyTheThingsIPutAndJustChangeThemALittle.
It goes crazy, terrorizing everyone in the world.
I destroy a robot snipe.
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 13:04
#130
Its mother kills you.
I
Its mother kills you.
I unendanger owlites.
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:54
#131
Owlite Scholars (Yeah I saw
Owlite Scholars (Yeah I saw that thread) hug their long-lost pets.
I ski down mount Kilimanjaro.
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:18
#132
Kilimanjaro was being used
Kilimanjaro was being used for the king of the hill game and you skied right into the middle of the battle and were set on fire.
I mixed 10 boxes of gelatin in the kiddie pool.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:46
#133
A giant gelatin monster came
A giant gelatin monster came to life and killed everyone.
I ate a hamburger.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:58
#134
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
You die of obesity.
I break this thread.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 06:30
#135
Thread uses hyper potion.
Thread uses hyper potion. Thread regains 200 points of health!
Trollin-You summons Magikarp!
Magikapr uses Roar of Time!
The foe Xplad receives 436 points of damage.
Trollin-You throws a Pokeball at Xplad!
Pokeball breaks
Trollin-You throws a great ball at Xplad!
Great ball breaks
Trollin-You throws a master ball at Xplad!
Xplad hacks and breaks the master ball
Trollin-You summons Mr.Mime!
Mr.Mime uses double slap!
It hit 5 times!
The foe Xplad has fainted!
Mr.Mime gains 7 exp points
Magikarp gains 7exp points
What's this?!
Magikarp is evolving!
*Intense music*
Magikarp has evolved into Iamnoone!
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:37
#136
Iamnoone evolves into Chuck
Iamnoone evolves into Chuck Norris! 1million HP points!
I shoot a bunny.
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:41
#137
Now I see the world through Diamond Eyes!
You get shot because you royally screwed up on that drawing.
I break a Waldorf.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:41
#138
FALCON PUNCH!
you get fined for shooting a rare kind of bunny
A WILD CAPTAIN FALCON APPEARS! i choose you bulbasaur!...you have captured a new pokemon! what would you like to do with it?
1# Train it
2# Eat it
3# kick Artistbma's !@$ with it
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:06
#139
4# It poops in your hand.
I
4# It poops in your hand.
I take that rare bunny and make rabbit stew.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 14:08
#140
@Xplad I did, didnt i?
The stew gets so hot it burns ur face off.
I take the rare rabbit stew and cool it off. I eat it, happily.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 14:32
#141
But the rabbit stew was
But the rabbit stew was poisoned, you died
i bury artistbma
Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:31
#142
A hand grasps you from out of
A hand grasps you from out of the ground. I am a living undead!!!!!!!!!!
I pull Grittle into the ground and eat his brains.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 05:21
#143
A Grittle zombie climbs out
A Grittle zombie climbs out of the ground and starts eating the brains of SK noobs.
In no time at all, SK has hundreds of noob zombies running around the site trying to eat everyones brains.
Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:55
#144
The Justice league comes in
The Justice league comes in and kills all of the zombies.
I cry over how ridiculous my drawing was up there.....
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 11:50
#145
The Justice league comes in
Darn, double post.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 13:30
#146
You're so loud and annoying
You're so loud and annoying your neighbour burns down your house.
I feed my dog nuclear waste.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 16:02
#147
It becomes a super dog and
It becomes a super dog and saves the world from a meteor.
I eat a banana.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 21:14
#148
You die. End of story.
I eat
You die. End of story.
I eat my millionth waffle.
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 05:57
#149
You become so fat you explode
You become so fat you explode into a million pieces.
I swing a cat by its tail. Then let it go launching it into the air.
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:52
#150
It turns into a Grimalkin and
It turns into a Grimalkin and chomps you. Then PETA comes to harass you for animal cruelty.
I saw dog poo on the floor and slapped it.
An axe flies into your face.
I start the third page.