Before and After Game
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 20:09
#402
You get there and find out
You get there and find out they are holding a vote to remove you from the guild.
I go on a zip line trip.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 20:11
#403
It appears that the trip was
It appears that the trip was cancelled due to technical issues.
I eat taiwanese sausage and fishballs.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:18
#404
I shared the creamy cheese
I shared the creamy cheese with Thunderbog and he liked it.
I state that wasn't cheese.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:22
#405
I did a pokerface infront of
I did a pokerface infront of Iamnoone.
I went to Burger King.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:29
#406
You got kicked out of
You got kicked out of McDonld's when you ordered a whopper.
i hit you in the back of the head with a Big Mac as the manager escorted you out of the restaurant.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:32
#407
I turn around fiercely and
I turn around fiercely and ordered a Mega Mac and threw it back at Iamnoone.
I bought a slurpee at 7-eleven.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:59
#408
When you got to the bottom of
When you got to the bottom of the slurpee you found a worm in the cup.
I went parasailing with a friend.
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 09:55
#409
You idiot.
You smashed your head into the wall and cryed like a baby. Unfourtunetly, i got hit by a truck. Now you owe me flowers.
*throws pie at lamnoone*
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:06
#410
/gets hit in the face with
/gets hit in the face with the pie.
You forgot the whipped cream.
/sprays you with whipped cream.
Wed, 07/04/2012 - 05:52
#411
Ye sprayed creamy cheese
Ye sprayed creamy cheese instead!!! OwO
Ye are Iamnoone.
Wed, 07/04/2012 - 22:41
#412
When I died the undertaker
When I died the undertaker didn't understand my name and he engraved my gravestone with "someone" where the name was supposed to be.
I jump in a moon bouncer.
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 08:58
#413
You bounce so high, you hit a
You bounce so high, you hit a sattelite.
I read a book.
Fri, 07/06/2012 - 15:48
#414
You fall asleep and dream
You fall asleep and dream that you are the main character.
I miss the snow so I get a piece of cardboard and go grass sledding.
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 00:41
#415
Ye tried to slid but ye knock
Ye tried to slid but ye knock a rock and flew.
*batch slaps Iamnoone*
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 04:44
#416
Derp
Your get arrested for assault.
I run around with a pile bunker.
Sat, 07/07/2012 - 22:24
#417
^murdered someone and get
^murdered someone and get arrested for assault too.
I fly through the world and see everything down there.
Sun, 07/08/2012 - 23:36
#418
You go insane from all the
You go insane from all the ebil things you saw.
I hijack at speed boat and runaway following the sun.
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 04:40
#419
Turns out that ye came into a
Turns out that ye came into a dead end and can not continue.
I smell.
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 13:44
#420
Be a cannibal, kids! Hurray for exotic flavors!
You smell what?
I eat Thunderbog.
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 20:02
#421
I cheer you on.
I want to
I cheer you on.
I want to make a hand sandwich.
Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:11
#422
I convince you to use your
I convince you to use your own hand.
I dig a tunnel to China with a spoon.
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 04:55
#423
Turns out ye went to the
Turns out ye went to the center of the Earth.
I slap Artistbma with a raw fish.
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 07:19
#424
He grabs the fish and shoves
He grabs the fish and shoves it down your throat.
I go waterskiing.
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:15
#425
...
You lose your skis and faceplant into the water.
I make orange chocolate chip cupcakes.
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 18:33
#426
I try to look cute with a
I try to look cute with a bloody face begging for a cupcake.
I find a way to strap my surfboard to my bike and head out to the beach.
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 06:37
#427
Ye fell and broke the
Ye fell and broke the surfboard, WHAT A WASTED TRIP YE WENT FOR!
I grab wooden swords for swordplay practice.
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 06:47
#428
Turns out you have to use
Turns out you have to use wooden swords while yer opponent gets real swords.
I go diving in the ocean in attempt to find Spongebob.
Thu, 07/12/2012 - 06:51
#429
Turns out ye found a shark
Turns out ye found a shark under the sea, chasing for ye.
I listen to songs.
Tue, 07/24/2012 - 15:43
#430
A much needed bump.
You show those songs to us here on the forums but you get banned cuz they have dirty words.
I cry because Thunderbog is gone.
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 09:23
#431
Bullies beat you up because
Bullies beat you up because you are crying.
I find car keys and keep trying cars until I find the one they go to.
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 09:37
#432
It turns out they were
It turns out they were Hyperion's keys and he insta-bans you.
I cry more cuz all mah buddays are geettin bannduhdanned.
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 16:48
#433
i make
i make kirby eat you to end your sorrow
i bought pie
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 20:50
#434
KIRRRRRBYYYYYYYZZZZZZZ
Apparently, Kirby is still hungry. He eats your pie, and then he gets mad because it was supposed to be strawberry shortcake and then he eats you.
I give Kirby a strawberry shortcake and then I watch as he sings his happy cake song.
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 20:29
#435
I blow out the candles on his
I blow out the candles on his cake.
I jump out of Kirby's stomach and trash all his presents.
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 21:29
#436
Presents?
Who said it was his birthday?
Anyway, Kirby gets pissed, then he inhales you. A few seconds later you realize that he just spat you out into a volcano.
I am 2.58 seconds late on making another cake.
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 20:05
#437
In 2.59 seconds, you are
In 2.59 seconds, you are assassinated.
In 3.00 minutes, I assassinate the assassin who assassinated you.
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 21:53
#438
FAIL
You failed. You see, in 2.99 minutes kirby kills you.
Kirby gets the ninja copy. Then he kills Iamnoone. KIRBY HAS A KILL STREAK! SOMEONE KILL HIM NOW!!
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:40
#439
Kirby is alive and safe
Kirby is alive and safe because he killed me and seems unstoppable.
I lay dead on the floor of the thread. The stench is stuck in your head.
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 21:04
#440
You get eaten by kirby.
I
You get eaten by kirby.
I then proceed to eat him. No kill streak for you!
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 23:56
#441
I need to start a new kill
I need to start a new kill streak so I go out and randomly kill people I find walking along the side of the road.
I decide my pet should be pet more often so I stick my hand in my fish tank and stroke my fishes back.
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 00:11
#442
They're pirhana's so they eat
They're pirhana's so they eat your hand.
I then decide to go for a stroll.
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 09:11
#443
You find a treasure box in
You find a treasure box in the woods.
I turn back the hands of time.
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 14:42
#444
The hands of time proceed to
The hands of time proceed to slap you silly.
I open the treasure box
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:53
#445
You get cool shades! You're
You get cool shades! You're rich!
I steal 3/4 of your money.
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 07:50
#446
I steal the remaining 1/4 of
I steal the remaining 1/4 of Gzilla/s money.
I spend the money on new clothing.
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:27
#447
I eat your clothing, am
I eat your clothing, am scarred by whats underneath, and buy you some new clothes.
I spend my remaining money on not spending it so I can spend it and so I cant on Spiral Knights. Confuzzled yet?
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 17:26
#448
Yes, very confuzzeled and
Yes, very confuzzeled and feeling stupid.
/scratches head
/scratches harder
Gives up and finds a baby to steal a cookie from.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 17:30
#449
TEN pages!!!!
I find the baby first.
But the baby has a lollipop, not a cookie. I take the candy from the baby.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 17:33
#450
Baby cries then hits you over
Baby cries then hits you over the head with it's bottle.
Baby's mother comes running.
I report Gearsolider to the GMs for scam. Then Boswick appears and smacks your face using her Ban Stick.
I go to the guild meeting.