Before and After Game
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:11
#52
He zaps you in the head.I
You cry.
I sing "Rocky Mountain Climb" by John Denver.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:17
#53
He turns over in his grave.
I
He turns over in his grave.
I do a happy dance because we finally got to the second page.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:21
#54
You trip.
I do an even
You trip.
I do an even happier dance that i finally got a second page on this thing.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:22
#55
You sprain your ankle.
I do
You sprain your ankle.
I do the happiest dance because I started the second page.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:24
#56
I hand you the stolen
I hand you the stolen cookie.
Then I join in your dance.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:35
#57
You start singing hes a jolly
You start singing hes a jolly fellow along with your dancing.
I join in the dance too.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:41
#58
We whirl around in a circle
We whirl around in a circle singing and dancing. People see us and think we are strange.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:43
#59
um WHERE IS THE THING THAT u DO!?@?@? >_<
the people run and cry.
I kick Xplad for being alive and then run over to see the polar bears at the zoo.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:49
#60
The polar bears weren't at
The polar bears weren't at the zoo. They were in Hollywood being used in a commercial.
I help you kick Xplad just for the fun of it.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:02
#61
We both have fun kicking
We both have fun kicking Xplad for being alive.
Then I realize why the polar bears are in hollywood. They are in the coke commercial.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 15:29
#62
You get mauled by the polar
You get mauled by the polar bears for knowing their secret.
I throw a knife into the Hollywood skyline.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 15:49
#63
gravity pulls it back to your
gravity pulls it back to your head
i sat down and watched the clouds
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 15:54
#64
:c
Gravity pulls the clouds to your head and you suffocate.
I wear a top hat.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 19:29
#65
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A maniacal Victorian era-phile walks up to you and steals your top hat. "This will go nicely in my collection," says he.
I hug Snarby. He loves it.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 21:13
#66
Snarby loves it so much he
Snarby loves it so much he eats your face.
I build robots.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 08:27
#67
They take each other apart to
They take each other apart to see how they work.
I stand in the middle of a busy highway yelling stop.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:10
#68
A drunk driver plows right
A drunk driver plows right into you.
I give a present to Ruckwortz for his birthday.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:44
#69
You are hit by a meteor
I
You are hit by a meteor
I lose my nuke.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:51
#70
U find it in you pocket but
U find it in you pocket but its too late. BOOM.
i punch Gingermace in the face. wait a minute...he just went boom....hmmm...
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 17:03
#71
I turn back time and put my
I turn back time and put my nuke in your pocket
Then i run away.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 21:06
#72
Good night, good bye, farewell to arms it's time
You trip, stumble, and roll resulting in concussions.
My assembled constructs assemble in the construct assembly room for the assembly of the constructs.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 01:11
#73
He runs off
He runs off without sharing
I go home after a long day
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 01:23
#74
waitwaitwut
Wrong answer.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 14:54
#75
Ok, Lets pretend Blackwolf
Ok, Lets pretend Blackwolf said, the constructs kill Xplad. Then I ate a 3 ton cow.
Then, lets pretend Xplad said You explode. I grab a bigger cow and start eating it.
Finally, i will say (for my post)
You cant take the magical power of a rainbow cow.
I listen to baby chicks chirping.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:06
#76
And the record keeps playing, the same old song
They're actually carnivorous birds and they eat you.
I say something.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:29
#77
The something you say is
The something you say is highly inappropriate and you get sent to jail.
I tear a piece of paper.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:42
#78
The hipsters keep muggin' on me all night long
Your face explodes.
I break the jail.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 04:00
#79
The cops build a new one and
The cops build a new one and trap you in it.
I send a letter to the polar bears telling them how mean they are.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 04:05
#80
wuh
They hit your face with a brick.
I break the government.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 04:18
#81
The government rebuilds
The government rebuilds itself.
I say to the polar bears: @%$&#
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 04:33
#82
die
They eat your face.
I break a duckling.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 13:41
#83
The duckling's mamma gets mad
The duckling's mamma gets mad and eats YOUR face off.
I give the polar bears some poisonous chocolate bars. They regurgitate and I get my face back.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:04
#84
Wizard needs food, badly
You get blood poisoning from the bile.
I break a wizard.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:26
#85
His wife breaks your knee
His wife breaks your knee caps.
I kill a duck for dinner.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 04:13
#86
The mamma duck comes and
The mamma duck comes and kicks you in the face.
I kill an alligator for dinner.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 04:00
#87
wuh
You get a knife through the chest.
I break the Euro.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 04:59
#88
The Chinese Government
The Chinese Government settles in Europe and takes over. Their first law is banning pizza.
I kill all the cockroaches in North America.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 05:15
#89
what
You ended up having to nuke America and become a wanted man.
I break Nick.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:09
#90
Eurydice breaks you.
I bring
Eurydice breaks you.
I bring cheese to a business meeting.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:15
#91
FALCON PUNCH!
you get slapped by a dead fish.
i drop an anvil on a nuke.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 12:24
#92
It goes..BOOM!
I murder
It goes..BOOM!
I murder someone then make it look like a suicidal action against my victim.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 13:13
#93
His ghost tells the police
His ghost tells the police what really happened and you go to Jail for life.
I steal your dad and tie him up in a closet.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:27
#94
The police come and put YOU
The police come and put YOU in jail.
I break out of jail and steal YOUR dad and tie HIM up in a closet.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 15:00
#95
Then your closet exploded
Then your closet exploded along with you.
I started thinking about thoughtfully thinking love puppies thinking about thoughts of thinking about thougtful things about thinking about what we think is you is, I think, unthinkably unthinkable
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 17:45
#96
-_- I read that on that other thread that was threaded threadily
Love puppies kill you with their love power.
I say to Damastaa, who is now in jail, that he is super smelly.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 17:48
#97
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The love puppies then hate you for no reason. they shoot heart bullets at u(lol)
I poke Damastaa.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 17:57
#98
Forum Preferences, Edit, Choose A Picture, Enjoy Shotjeer.
He bites your finger off.
I poke Shotjeer in the eye.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:16
#99
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The love puppies then hate you for no reason. they shoot heart bullets at u(lol)
I poke Damastaa.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:22
#100
dude..ur messed up.
dude..ur messed up. anyway:
He now Crushes your finger under his teeth.
I SHOOT SHOTJEER IN THE EYE.
You get hit with a stick.
I start the second page.