Before and After Game
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 05:26
#352
A centipede crawls in your
A centipede crawls in your ear while you sleep.
I wonder if it will rain all summer.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 06:57
#353
A tsunami occurs and floods all of US.
I wonder what if the earth is also a Cradle-esque planet, and all that lava/magma are really a massive leakage from thermal pipelines.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 05:29
#354
I hand you a cookie trying to
I hand you a cookie trying to break you from your deep line of thinking.
I fill water balloons and throw them at children who are walking to school.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 13:05
#355
cops came to arrest you.
I shout THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 15:44
#356
You get megaton kicked into a
You get megaton kicked into a bottomless well.
I look down that well from a safe distance from the edge.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 20:48
#357
The ground caves in under you
The ground caves in under you and you tumble into the well.
I call the rescue department for help but they are busy. They're in the middle of a busy intersection, stuck in traffic, doing a coin drop collection as a fund raiser.
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 04:06
#358
The rescue department people
The rescue department people strike it rich and quit their jobs.
I shout, "FUS RO DA!"
Thu, 06/14/2012 - 08:10
#359
I add the letter H to the end
I add the letter H to the end of that sentence.
*cries* You turned me into the grammar police. *runs off and pouts*
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:47
#360
The Wrong Grammar Crooks
The Wrong Grammar Crooks kidnap you.
I don't understand what Iamnoone meant by adding an H.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:02
#361
Iamnoone tells you; you go off crying.
I say pointless chatter in the Gremlin Chatter forum.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:10
#362
gremlins no moar chat and
gremlins no moar chat and gremlin chatter section gone to void
I über a spy
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:52
#363
You woke up and realized it
You woke up and realized it was just a wet dream.
I learned how to fly a plane.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:50
#364
LOL
You learned to fly it but crashed midway in the air.
I BOUGHT A M16
:3
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 07:08
#365
I assume that is a gun.
*Looks up on Wikipedia*
Ok.
You are put in jail for acquiring deadly weapons.
I shout "I AM NOT A GIRL!" because lately some people are saying I'm a girl. (BUT FOR PETE'S SAKE I AM NOT A GIRL. DX)
Sun, 06/17/2012 - 07:54
#366
I shout back, "YES YOU ARE!"
I shout back, "YES YOU ARE!"
I break down and buy the over priced CE on the market.
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:48
#367
The price of CE goes up.
I
The price of CE goes up.
I shout "I HATE MEMES!"
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:39
#368
I shout, "FU. I hate you
I shout, "FU. I hate you too".
(I'll send u message about that one)
I sit in a corner and pout.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 21:59
#369
A creeper falls in your face
A creeper falls in your face and blows up.
I started up SK and am surprised to see your message. I reply and send you a royal core because everyone loves royal jelly.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 05:04
#370
I started up SK and am
I started up SK and am surprised to see your message. I sent a thank you and yes I love royal jelly too. I'll use that core to craft my royal jelly mail today. :)
I wonder if I'll craft the RJ mail before the crown reaches level 10.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 13:29
#371
You wonder for so long, that
You wonder for so long, that when you are 100 years old, you suddenly realize that you spent all that time wondering and you never got to get the mail or level up the crown.
I blow my nose.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 13:46
#372
Random will rule the world.
A germ pops out and tap dances on the tissue.
I return from a long vacation.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 14:58
#373
You instantly wish you hadn't
You instantly wish you hadn't come back.
I grab a cat by it's tail and swing it around faster and faster then let it go launching it into the air.
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 15:32
#374
The cat flied around the moon
The cat flied around the moon and back. Then it comes down on your face and scratches it off.
I play minecraft.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 06:06
#375
I corrupt your mind with
I corrupt your mind with adventure quest.
Wants to find a new game site that's like what runescape used to be.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 14:35
#376
You find a game called scape
You find a game called scape rune. It shuts down permanently an hour after you start playing.
I want to challenge Tsu.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 19:15
#377
Tsu beats you up with
Tsu beats you up with words.
I watch as Autofire hobbles off into the woods.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 19:59
#378
That is actually my robot you
That is actually my robot you are watching.
I laugh as you think it was me who got beat up.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 21:13
#379
When you laugh at me, I get
When you laugh at me, I get mad and really kick your butt.
I look at your beaten up face and body and feel bad.
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:15
#380
But Autofire doesn't care! He
But Autofire doesn't care! He breaks your neck.
I eat popcorn and watch the duel take place.
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 15:57
#381
I lay on the ground writhing
I lay on the ground writhing in pain and floundering like a fish.
My mouth still works.../grabs hold of Autofire's Achilles tendon with my teeth and bites through it taking him down to the ground.
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 16:21
#382
OUCH.
Autofire screeches out in pain.
I get some cotton candy.
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 16:46
#383
ACK
I grab Azytra and poison Iamnoone's gremlin blood utilizing its VH gremlin UV. He dies shortly.
A T3 gremlin mender walks up.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 04:40
#384
ok..
She walks up to you (yes a female gremlin) and says she likes your smell.
I resurrect Lamnoone as a tomato.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 05:19
#385
I am no one not L am no one
He is bottled as ketchup.
I pour Iamnoone all over my fries.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 08:49
#386
Thanks Art :)
The hot oil in the fries burn me.
I scream but I'm not heard.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 08:52
#387
Iamnoone was burned to death,
I sit down with my cake helm....
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:27
#388
It turns into a creepcake and
It turns into a creepcake and eats you.
I sit, wondering when my game will finish updating and I will be able to do the Danger Mission.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 13:14
#389
You fall asleep waiting, wake
You fall asleep waiting, wake tomorrow morning and find it still hasn't loaded.
I wonder why some fish have eyes on their sides like gold fish and others have them in the front of their faces like the puffer fish.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 13:54
#390
After wondering for a while
you suddenly become a salmon.
I fish slap Art with Iam.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 14:14
#391
He says no and kills you.
I
He says no and kills you.
I vote for lamnoone for noob of the year.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 14:46
#392
XD
He gets the most votes becomes the noob mayor. He is so good that the whole game is only for noobs.
I create a flipping table game in the gremlin chatter.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 22:48
#393
Noob mayor declares the
Noob mayor declares the flipping table game a begging zone.
I run around Haven telling all the new noobs the treasure vault is full of treasures that will help them in missions and the arcade.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 03:59
#394
CE threads flood the Treasure
CE threads flood the Treasure Vault.
I cry in the corner of a room.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 06:44
#395
I see you sitting in the
I see you sitting in the corner crying and come over. I sit beside you and say in a quite and questioning voice, "I'll torture them for you."
I build a fire.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 09:35
#396
You throw the noobs into the
You throw the noobs into the fire, one by one.
I watch you roast those sad, sad protos.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 13:44
#397
:J
I push you in because you are also one of the "sad, sad protos".
I dump some nitro on the flames.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:03
#398
I pull out a bag of
I pull out a bag of marshmallows and a few sticks. Want one?
I roast a marshmallow on the noob fire.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 09:17
#399
Sure! :D
I join Iamnoone.
I become distracted because someone just gave me Mario Kart Wii.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 09:39
#400
Hi
I gave you it, and it was hacked and scrubbed into a card.
Then I stole the marshmallowsXD
I resume my nap.