Before and After Game
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:32
#152
No subject line spam here, move along
You get eaten by grizzly bears.
I raege quittt because I didn't start page 4.
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 13:51
#153
Page 4 comes to your house
Page 4 comes to your house and slaps you across the face.
I sit on a chair, dreadfully bored.
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 16:01
#154
BUT your friend pulls the
BUT your friend pulls the chair out from you as you sit down and "accidentally" breaks all your bones.
I buy a new car like sam from transformers but my car happens to be Optimus Prime and I become totally awesome :)
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 16:43
#155
You find out it was a decoy.
You find out it was a decoy.
I sit on a chair dreadfully bored glued to my seat.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 07:11
#156
Gremlins find you. They beat
Gremlins find you. They beat you with dirty diapers and you can't stop them.
I get a turkey for dinner.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 13:40
#157
You forget to cook it, and
You forget to cook it, and you die of food poisoning.
I make someone cry.
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:41
#158
But they come back and punch
But they come back and punch you
I set off a nuke
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:12
#159
You were also strapped to the
You were also strapped to the nuke when you set it off.
I make myself cry.
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 21:02
#160
A pretty girl comes to you
A pretty girl comes to you and gives you a hug and kiss.
I find a dollar bill on the street.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:12
#161
You find out it was a
You find out it was a decoy.
I sit on a chair, dreadfully bored, hot glue gunned to my seat with a tazor in my hand.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 15:08
#162
problem with the tazor is...
You were sniped by a sniper.
Ima Chargin Mah Lazor...
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 08:25
#163
but when you fire, you
but when you fire, you realize you where holding it backwards, so it hits you in the chest. :P
I make a snipe cry.
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 22:29
#164
No one cared.
I went grave
No one cared.
I went grave robbing.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 09:17
#165
But....
Stop! You violated the law... (guard comes to arrest you)
I will kill that guard with a gran faust.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 16:50
#166
That guard just happens to
That guard just happens to have a Revolver gun. He shoots you in the chest. DOUBLE WHAMMY!
I dance around in my room.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 21:35
#167
vanaduke comes in and punches
vanaduke comes in and punches you
i make it into the core
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 11:06
#168
Turns out there was no
Turns out there was no secret, the Core is empty and Alpha Team was just taking a really long nap.
I ponder the mysteries of life.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 18:59
#169
You become depressed after
You become depressed after realizing life makes no sense at all.
I pick berries in a field.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 09:59
#170
You get berries and sell
You get berries and sell them. Then people kill you cause they were poisonous.
I make everyone cry using onion power.
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 22:53
#171
When the tears stop, they
When the tears stop, they beat you to a pulp.
I sit on my skateboard and ride down a flight of stairs.
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 09:39
#172
That was a stupid idea. You
That was a stupid idea. You break your neck.
I scream, "SHAZZAAM!"
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 09:42
#173
FALCON PUNCH!
you get hit by lightning, and get turned into a baby :D
i laugh and stumble
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 09:48
#174
Hmm...laughing,
Hmm...laughing, stumbling..your Drunk! The police come and arrest you.
I cry in the corner of a dark room, in a spooky cave.
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 14:18
#175
cave! :)
a creeper comes and blows you to bits (if you play minecraft.)
i shoot justin bieber in the death triangle with my magnus
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 20:51
#176
Millions of Bieber fans come
Millions of Bieber fans come pouring in and beat you with their pinkies.
I sit down.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 01:03
#177
A giant doesn't see you there
A giant doesn't see you there and sits on top of you.
I get a dozen eggs and stick them in the exhaust pipes of police cars.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 15:00
#178
Criminals find a new way to
Criminals find a new way to egg people's houses.
I dance on top of Johnny's hair.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 21:09
#179
Lice start to climb up your
Lice start to climb up your legs.
I create a machine that helps me find gold.
Sun, 05/20/2012 - 21:24
#180
he doesnt
i continue the game
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:20
#181
You failed the game
I go on an Imperial Guard killing spree using a lazor rifle.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 14:06
#182
The stormcloaks name you
The stormcloaks name you their leader.
I tell Icyvampire that he didnt fail the game, rather it was difficult to understand his post and that he should write in full sentences.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 17:55
#183
FALCON PUNCH!
and you got shot for it.
i make a PB&J....
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 09:32
#184
But...
You added tnt and you explode
I go on a dragon/imperial guard/stormcloak killing spree using a lazor rifle and Fat man.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 12:36
#185
Fat man doesn't die but the
Fat man doesn't die but the ammo bounces off of him and kills you.
I shoot the moon out of the sky?
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 14:37
#186
Millions of lichens come down
Millions of lichens come down and consume earth.
EDIT: oops, sorry here's mine:
I order some pizza.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:03
#187
Ill take that as millions of lichens come down. I consume earth.
Vanaduke orders some Autofire.
I laugh at how I was too late to correct Autofire.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:08
#188
The secretary quits after
The secretary quits after typing and retyping both of those edits.
I come across a bear in the woods and hand him a bar of chocolate.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:10
#189
He rips your face clean
He rips your face clean off.
I'm typing this into my lappy.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:28
#190
It crashes to the floor and
It crashes to the floor and you can't type anymore.
I plant a money tree.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 09:40
#191
Turns out you "accidentally"
Turns out you "accidentally" planted a man-eating, ugly, evil, monstrous, not-nice, unfriendly, mean, and hurtful monster tree.
I watch as baby tree monsters maul your face off. Ha! I gotta go buy some popcorn for this.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:26
#192
That tree...
also killed you and i burned it to death with fire.
Went to kill dragons.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:05
#193
The dragon's flew into your
The dragon's flew into your house and kissed your siblings. "Saucy!"
I shout, "Mozzarella!"
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:15
#194
I hot pizza falls onto your
I hot pizza falls onto your face.
I get stuck floating around in JK.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:37
#195
Knights think you are a new
Knights think you are a new monster and throw fire and poison viles at you.
I try to save you.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:50
#196
You fail and get stuck with
You fail and get stuck with him.
I try to save both of you.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:54
#197
You get stuck within JK
You get stuck within JK too.
"Nice try .... :/"
The vials just bounce off the JK.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:01
#198
They blow up in our faces and
They blow up in our faces and kill us.
We develop a deep hatred of knights.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:09
#199
Despite my developing hate, i
Despite my developing hate, i attempt to "swim" away from Iamnoone as far as possible within the JK.
Dislikes Iamnoone being so close to me.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:18
#200
Next post is next page.
Iamnoone gets a bit closer to you.
I cry happy tears because there are 200 posts.
The dog who pooped felt a hand slap its behind.
I cry out, "Hug a Teddy Bear!"