You get eaten by grizzly bears.
I raege quittt because I didn't start page 4.
You get eaten by grizzly bears.
I raege quittt because I didn't start page 4.
Page 4 comes to your house and slaps you across the face.
I sit on a chair, dreadfully bored.
BUT your friend pulls the chair out from you as you sit down and "accidentally" breaks all your bones.
I buy a new car like sam from transformers but my car happens to be Optimus Prime and I become totally awesome :)
You find out it was a decoy.
I sit on a chair dreadfully bored glued to my seat.
Gremlins find you. They beat you with dirty diapers and you can't stop them.
I get a turkey for dinner.
You forget to cook it, and you die of food poisoning.
I make someone cry.
But they come back and punch you
I set off a nuke
You were also strapped to the nuke when you set it off.
I make myself cry.
A pretty girl comes to you and gives you a hug and kiss.
I find a dollar bill on the street.
You find out it was a decoy.
I sit on a chair, dreadfully bored, hot glue gunned to my seat with a tazor in my hand.
You were sniped by a sniper.
Ima Chargin Mah Lazor...
but when you fire, you realize you where holding it backwards, so it hits you in the chest. :P
I make a snipe cry.
No one cared.
I went grave robbing.
Stop! You violated the law... (guard comes to arrest you)
I will kill that guard with a gran faust.
That guard just happens to have a Revolver gun. He shoots you in the chest. DOUBLE WHAMMY!
I dance around in my room.
vanaduke comes in and punches you
i make it into the core
Turns out there was no secret, the Core is empty and Alpha Team was just taking a really long nap.
I ponder the mysteries of life.
You become depressed after realizing life makes no sense at all.
I pick berries in a field.
You get berries and sell them. Then people kill you cause they were poisonous.
I make everyone cry using onion power.
When the tears stop, they beat you to a pulp.
I sit on my skateboard and ride down a flight of stairs.
That was a stupid idea. You break your neck.
I scream, "SHAZZAAM!"
you get hit by lightning, and get turned into a baby :D
i laugh and stumble
Hmm...laughing, stumbling..your Drunk! The police come and arrest you.
I cry in the corner of a dark room, in a spooky cave.
a creeper comes and blows you to bits (if you play minecraft.)
i shoot justin bieber in the death triangle with my magnus
Millions of Bieber fans come pouring in and beat you with their pinkies.
I sit down.
A giant doesn't see you there and sits on top of you.
I get a dozen eggs and stick them in the exhaust pipes of police cars.
Criminals find a new way to egg people's houses.
I dance on top of Johnny's hair.
Lice start to climb up your legs.
I create a machine that helps me find gold.
I go on an Imperial Guard killing spree using a lazor rifle.
The stormcloaks name you their leader.
I tell Icyvampire that he didnt fail the game, rather it was difficult to understand his post and that he should write in full sentences.
You added tnt and you explode
I go on a dragon/imperial guard/stormcloak killing spree using a lazor rifle and Fat man.
Fat man doesn't die but the ammo bounces off of him and kills you.
I shoot the moon out of the sky?
Millions of lichens come down and consume earth.
EDIT: oops, sorry here's mine:
I order some pizza.
Vanaduke orders some Autofire.
I laugh at how I was too late to correct Autofire.
The secretary quits after typing and retyping both of those edits.
I come across a bear in the woods and hand him a bar of chocolate.
He rips your face clean off.
I'm typing this into my lappy.
It crashes to the floor and you can't type anymore.
I plant a money tree.
Turns out you "accidentally" planted a man-eating, ugly, evil, monstrous, not-nice, unfriendly, mean, and hurtful monster tree.
I watch as baby tree monsters maul your face off. Ha! I gotta go buy some popcorn for this.
also killed you and i burned it to death with fire.
Went to kill dragons.
The dragon's flew into your house and kissed your siblings. "Saucy!"
I shout, "Mozzarella!"
I hot pizza falls onto your face.
I get stuck floating around in JK.
Knights think you are a new monster and throw fire and poison viles at you.
I try to save you.
You fail and get stuck with him.
I try to save both of you.
You get stuck within JK too.
"Nice try .... :/"
The vials just bounce off the JK.
They blow up in our faces and kill us.
We develop a deep hatred of knights.
Despite my developing hate, i attempt to "swim" away from Iamnoone as far as possible within the JK.
Dislikes Iamnoone being so close to me.
Iamnoone gets a bit closer to you.
I cry happy tears because there are 200 posts.
The dog who pooped felt a hand slap its behind.
I cry out, "Hug a Teddy Bear!"