santa gets flamy steamy hot so he threw the baby at lamnoone.

baby pooped at lamnoone's hands
laughs while lamnoone is having terrible time handling the baby.

The mother of the baby finally came seeing the baby stapled on the wall.
The mother of the baby is a big muscular one and she beats up lamnoone for stapling the baby on the wall next to a picture of your grandma.

Watches in amazement and eating popcorn as lamnoone is getting beaten up badly. :)

Anyways

Iamnoone got MINDBLOWNED!

A boy got in a big bucket, and he couldn't breathe

It turns out you win a prize of ear phones. You put them on, but someone set them to full volume. When they play some music, you go instantly deaf.

I try PSI Flash Ω!

Somebody backstbs you. You see killcam, you were killed by falling to a painful, clumsy death.

I do something

I shoot it with a shotgun.

I then shoot you with said shotgun.

I get another blue bird, named it Jay, and I trained him to beat up Artist's bluebird. Now my bluebird is the real Jay now.

I buy my own space ship and invade

Chester the Jay molester was charged with animal abuse.

Peta picked outside of your house.

Chester flies free as soon as the door is open and he quickly finds a donkey molest.

It is covered on the news causing people to try to burn your house down because you freed him and made it possible for him to strike again.

Because of your insane popularity a stalker decides to kidnap you and keep you all to himself. He's jealous so he decides to make you suffer thus you are tied up. After that he proceeds to strip and gag you making sure no one will barge in on the fun he's going to have. Commence the torture! First he decides to have a little fun with what you enjoy most. Cookies. He not only cooks some in front of you but because of his dedication he creates the most mouth watering, glorious cookies that man has ever seen. 5 of them. The first he simply eats. Done, dusted. The second is where the fun begins. He makes sure you get a nice look and smell of the freshly baked goodie then proceeds to destroy it. Right there at your feet. An amazing treat for kids and adults alike gone, because of your selfish actions. Number three. This time he puts it in water, just a plain bowl of water to make it soggy. Number four. This one he burns making it as black as tar, removing your gag he proceeds to shove it down your throat, holds your nose and mouth shut making you eat it. Yummy. Number five. This one goes up your butt. Straight up it, by this point you're crying your eyes out seeing these poor cookies being tortured, but at least it's over! Or so you thought. He takes the third cookie out of the water and forces you to eat that aswell. A soggy cookie will be your last meal, who'd want that? No one. Felling pitiful he decides to end you quickly so he simply grabs your head then breaks your neck. The best thing about this is that he gets away with it.

I buy some more Cheese.

~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee

I steal all the cheesecake in the world.

I eat all the cheesecake in the world.
I become the fattest frog in the world, roll around, wave to Chester, and squash a slew of unsuspecting people.

Your graph is used at a very important seminar with very high-profile people gathered in a single room.

An old lady with a bowl-haircut stands in the audience,
she harshly criticizes the ridiculous uselessness and inaccuracy of your froggy-graph,
and then she farts.

A weird and crazy homeless man stands up and yells, "repent the world is ending."

Security guards rush into the room shooting without looking. They will ask questions later.

Zombies don't die and they can't kill no one. They try over and over but no one dies.

I return and eat Weedalot's brainz.