...I should really stop using this computer to post...
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 08:04
#502
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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 06:42
#503
Granted, I am the leader.
I
Granted, I am the leader.
I wish Immo would get a new computer.
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 07:31
#504
Granted
it chews his head off.
do your own electrical work...
I wish for a pizza that isnt cold or burnt.
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 09:10
#505
Ant-loaf
Granted, it's been dehydrated. Good luck chewing that!
I wish Shotjeer sold Iam a new mind so that he could successfully vanquish the Mini-Iams.
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 09:23
#506
Im gonna explode if i dont get my pie.
Granted, But Iam's new mind makes him want to kill you.
I wish for The Future, Today.
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:33
#507
A full moon. I have become a robot again. AWOOOOOOOO!1!1!!
Granted, but prices for everything got higher and you cannot afford anything.
I wish for a war between mankind and robots.
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:36
#508
Granted, mankind wins and all
Granted, mankind wins and all manufacturing stops.
I wish i could try to figure out how to cut my head off with my chainsaw.
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 16:29
#509
Granted
Youre charged for suicide (if thats even possible :P)
I wish that Iamnoone suceeds in cutting off his own head without cutting off mine
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 08:03
#510
Haha, nope.
Granted, but I cut your head off.
I wish the battle sprites update was out.
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 08:24
#511
Mojo-beef
Granted, everyone gets a sprite but you.
I wish I could decide whether to get the seraphinx or the maskeraith.
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 14:59
#512
Revenge
Granted, but the game gives you a Drakon.
I wish i could wish for a wish that i wished.
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 04:53
#513
Granted, you're mind explodes
Granted, you're mind explodes from all the wishes.
I wish it wasn't snowing.
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 05:23
#514
Granted, you're burned.
I
Granted, you're burned.
I wish everybody boycotts SEGA.
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 18:25
#515
Mojo-beef
Granted. They retaliate with 10 new sonic games... O_O
I wish I knew if that supposedly good "Vikings" show on tv really was any good.
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 15:12
#516
You found out it was totally
You found out it was totally worth your time but they moved it to a time slot you were unable to watch it in.
I wish I had new shoes.
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 16:05
#517
....
Granted, but the shoes are made out of lava.
I wish i could meet Pinkie Pie in real life.
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 16:10
#518
Ant-loaf
Granted. But seeing as I don't know what/who that is, neither do you, and he/she/it walks by you without you noticing.
I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul Custom!
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 16:10
#519
/sigh...
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 18:44
#520
Slinky Knights
Granted, but I send you to court because I don't know what that is and it could be dangerous.
I wish for a marinated barbecued wolver.
Wed, 03/27/2013 - 07:56
#521
Mojo-beef
Granted. It's marinated in your bodily fluid.
I wish Intel knew what a Gibson Les Paul Custom was.
Wed, 03/27/2013 - 17:29
#522
Granted, Intel learned,
Granted, Intel learned, wanted one and stole yours when you finally got the one you wanted.
I wish I didn't have to do that to Immortous.
Fri, 03/29/2013 - 20:54
#523
Uh??
Granted... so instead you were forced to kill Intel to keep him from stealing the guitar..
D: gahhh what have I done??!
I wish someone would just kill me ; ~ ;
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 07:30
#524
granted
I garrot you
I wish that more ppls read my fanfiction
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 07:56
#525
@Diamond- No worries! You knew what that guitar was! =D
@Shotjeer- Granted, those same people spam it until it's 50 pages long. Now no one reads it.
I wish I knew why people falsely believe Ke$ha is Mick Jagger's daughter...O_o
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 08:17
#526
Granted, everybody hates you
Granted, everybody hates you now.
I wish Immortous knew that I'm not laughing at suicide topics.
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 09:18
#527
Granted
He starts laughing at suicide topics.
I wish more ppls participate in Food Fight.
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 12:48
#528
Don't know what garrot is
Granted, and so the majority of the SK playerbase leaves to play that, and SK dies.
I wish I could have just 4 CTR med UV bombs.
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 17:38
#529
Granted, the entire shard
Granted, the entire shard squad hates you.
I wish Immortous knew that 99% of SK community is a troll.
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 18:44
#530
Oh I do, trust me. You've got to remember who was here first.
Granted. They all become serious people after I expose their shame.
I wish "__________________" (Choose your own wish! =D)
Sat, 03/30/2013 - 19:55
#531
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Granted. Your wish for a PICNIC (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer; essentially blaming the user) error becomes real, and the tech support people recommend that you ship back your computer because you're too dumb to do it. You listen to them.
I wish for the new UI update to go smoothly.
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 02:27
#532
Granted, bombers got
Granted, bombers got nerfed.
I wish OOO buff skolver set.
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 03:12
#533
Granted, it's less white
Granted, it's less white now.
I wish for stronger chromalisks
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 10:25
#534
He Is Risen!
Granted. They always hit you now, and the Kleptolisks eat you instead of your vials.
I wish yall all had a Happy Easter! =D
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 12:02
#535
Thanks. Happy Easter to you
Thanks. Happy Easter to you too. :)
I wish my fish could talk.
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 12:08
#536
Granted
It gives away everything about you to a serial killer
I wish for this thread to end.
(Remember what happened to the first one when this phrase was uttered)
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 19:26
#537
Granted. You die and
Granted. You die and everything ends for you.
I wish I had the coolest purple hat ever.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 06:17
#538
Granted, everybody wants to
Granted, everybody wants to assassinate you.
I wish there was a WC here. So OOO move all quit and petition threads to whine cellar.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 09:33
#539
Granted but somehow...I can't
Granted but somehow...I can't corrupt that wish...
Agrees
/chants whine cellar...WHINE CELLAR!
I wish we had a whine cellar.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 12:56
#540
Granted
Fleet is leading it.
Not sure if that is an insult but whatevs
I wish for snipes
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 19:22
#541
Mojo-beef
Granted, but they all run away from you.
....Wait....this is already a reality, no?....
I wish I was a merman! =O
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 19:26
#542
Granted
See what happened to the mermaid in give the surprise chapter 1. Thats whatll happen to you.
I wish for snipes that dont run away from me.
Tue, 04/02/2013 - 18:57
#543
K then
Your character is permanently stuck in a 3x3 room in which the only other inhabitant is that Stranger in the Town Square who has snipes all over his clothes. After you submit a support case to get out, he pulls out the Banhammer and smashes you.
I wish for a computer that could run games other than ones that use Java.
Wed, 04/03/2013 - 05:09
#544
Granted. You get a new laptop
Granted. You get a new laptop with windows 8 and find out it works using apps. You go to the Microsoft app store only to find the store's site doesn't work and once it does most of the apps don't. YAY!!! Microsoft.
I wish I could forget about that Microsoft adventure.
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 01:55
#545
Granted, you came to the GD
Granted, you came to the GD adventure.
I wish people don't break the rules just to rant, and doesn't take having a different opinion as 'trolling'.
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 06:21
#546
People don't break the rules
People don't break the rules anymore. Yet because there are only the same 2 people that continuously post, this thread slowly becomes more and more inactive until it dies.
I wish for A KABAJILLION SPOONS!
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 11:27
#547
Mojo-beef
Granted. A KABAJILLION SPOONS are now inside your intestines. Would you like some pepto?
I wish I was still my Cyan-dot-self running around on the minimap...=(
Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:33
#548
Granted you're wish is my
Granted you're wish is my command. You are that cyan dot but nothing more on SK, the internet or real life. Have fun spotty, in your tiny little circle of life.
I wish I could give Immortous a big fat potato while he's living in that spot.
Sun, 04/07/2013 - 09:33
#549
granted
you trip on the potato and land on a cookie
I wish for rabid bunnies to attack everyone but me
Sun, 04/07/2013 - 20:43
#550
The papaya grants your wish :P
Granted, rabid bunnies start attacking everyone. But this attracts the attention of rabid wolvers who start to attack you.
I wish this wish won't get corrupted
Granted. Your mind explodes into many Mini-Iams, and they take over haven, leaving you standing there without a mind.
I wish I could form a resistance against the invasion of no ones!