I wish I could get more coincidences like these.
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Tue, 06/18/2013 - 09:56
#602
O_O
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 04:00
#603
Granted,You suddenly feel
Granted,You suddenly feel that you can fly. You hae so much coincidences and will to do it
*U77654 jump off the cliff*
*U77654 Fall into the gang of piranhas*
I wish I can have more sushi
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:38
#604
Granted, u cant eat anything
Granted, u cant eat anything else, either.
I wish for 231920390129301293012930129309123 Maximum UVs that had use on my armor
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:09
#605
granted, all of them are life
granted, all of them are life decrease, damage taken increase, damage done decrease, and immunity to status effects decrease, all MAX
I wish the universe would explode (with me in it)
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:39
#606
Granted, but we survived
I
Granted, but we survived
I wish SK became real and they converted all schools into training halls/coliseums
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 18:10
#607
granted, a slime comes and
granted, a slime comes and kills you
I wish everyone would die
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 04:26
#608
Granted,But then revive with
Granted,But then revive with energy
I wish my keyboard is fancy
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 14:19
#609
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish iuauexwtkgnbusfngkdxhfxghuiyigrdcudrcghiuirstjnhikdgthirustgoincgtingspamusnguiisotehoxghtsymorespamkjsgcbuisohgxsugbuddersenguidtyhgirstlhg98sixkhginustgbneiutsbgniy7entrixyeebngct7iyieygchushtugnsuhgc7ehtrgubgtrhguihesubsrxmuodanyugzomyrqzvubyaiuervgf8yzefxhbnx8yxbs7rygtyhuribirmugtbwiuefbgx9ybrfwgu45hnunuenegiy9csniioiwehifujergnoth0e9w0ehw-gruhgw0rghi0wuhtgow85hg8wbgnderpdihgcehgirughcurhgnc8eurhvn89imcgd9hc9 would happen.
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 14:28
#610
granted, some throws it at
granted, some throws it at you though
I wish my tatics worked
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 17:55
#611
Granted, your intention was
Granted, your intention was to lose and your tactices helped you lose
I wish Cradle had a night sky with constellations
Fri, 06/21/2013 - 10:18
#612
Granted. The stars from the constellations fall into Cradle and kill everyone.
I wish that the next poster will double post.
Fri, 06/21/2013 - 12:31
#613
Granted, but you cant see the
Granted, but you cant see the second post
I wish there was a new mode called Spiralmon where Battle sprites fight each other
Fri, 06/21/2013 - 16:12
#614
Granted. But it doesn't come out.
I wish BAZINGA!!!
Fri, 06/21/2013 - 17:09
#615
Granted, but you don't get a
Granted, but you don't get a fulmi.
I wish LordAx has a fulmi.
Fri, 06/21/2013 - 17:23
#616
Granted, Then It got eaten
I
Granted, Then It got eaten
I wish I Can Drink Cola And eat Mentos at the same time
Fri, 06/21/2013 - 19:42
#617
Granted, but it explodes up all in your face still so much that you drown in it.
I wish that I could speak Hindi.
Fri, 06/21/2013 - 23:00
#618
Granted, But then you got
Granted, But then you got accident which make you Can't talk ever again
I wish this thread die...
Sat, 06/22/2013 - 04:51
#619
Granted. You were in the
Granted. You were in the thread when it died and are trapped in it's death. You can't escape the smell of it's decay.
I wish I had a baboon.
Sat, 06/22/2013 - 07:50
#620
Granted. It blows up in your face.
I wish that Battle Sprites would come out now.
Sat, 06/22/2013 - 08:51
#621
Granted, but you can't equip them at the moment.
I wish that I had nine brains, three hearts, and blue blood.
Sat, 06/22/2013 - 17:43
#622
Granted. Your body explodes.
I wish that Spold's explosion would have been known as "The Big Splash".
Sat, 06/22/2013 - 18:15
#623
Granted, but another man claimed he discovered the explosion like that before me so it had another name.
I wish that I was a man eating grain of sand.
Mon, 06/24/2013 - 18:56
#624
granted, but your mouth is to
granted, but your mouth is to small to eat any men
I wish I could put on some epic music
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 13:32
#625
Granted, but its too loud!
I
Granted, but its too loud!
I wish you are poop
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:30
#626
Granted, but I was only poop for 0.1 seconds.
I wish that my wishes could not be corrupted.
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:38
#627
Granted, causing a paradox
Granted, causing a paradox killing all of us
I wish this wish was corruptible
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 17:19
#628
Granted but everything except
Granted but everything except buger in the world become poisonous and you cant eat buger.
I wish that this wish to have a gran faust.
Wed, 06/26/2013 - 17:08
#629
granted, it kills you with
granted, it kills you with it
I wish I wasn't poisoned
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 04:39
#630
Granted, you were set on fire
Granted, you were set on fire instead.
I wish it was 1492.
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 06:26
#631
Granted,but no one here was
Granted,but no one here was born in 1492 so everyone here die.
I wish to revive.
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 09:42
#632
Granted,Then you die
Granted,Then you die again...
I wish I can make sushi...
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 11:51
#633
Granted, but only with poop
Granted, but only with poop and toilets
I wish I could eat anything without getting killed
Fri, 06/28/2013 - 08:37
#634
Granted, But you can only eat canned bread
I wish I can have FoV
Fri, 06/28/2013 - 09:52
#635
Granted, its got 9001
Granted, its got 9001 negative UVs
I wish for an FoV with 9001 Positive UVs
Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:55
#636
Granted, But than you got scammed by scammer.
I wish I could fly. Like a boss(?)
Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:02
#637
You do fly, but you ended up getting demoted so you weren't a boss.
I wish that I could drink squid Ink.
Sat, 06/29/2013 - 02:11
#638
Granted you do and the next
Granted you do and the next morning you scream seeing your black pee.
I wish seeing eye dogs could make funny faces at their owners.
Sat, 06/29/2013 - 05:11
#639
Granted, But then you laugh
Granted, But then you laugh to death....
I wish I can play Spiral-Knight All day... And other game too...
Sun, 06/30/2013 - 23:43
#640
Granted but you have to play
Granted but you have to play Disney's Fairies all night.
I wish I had a hot air balloon.
Mon, 07/01/2013 - 06:17
#641
Granted, BUt when you ride it for awhile. The tornado have screwed your balloon there.
I wish there's no such things like peeing or toilet...
Thu, 07/04/2013 - 04:21
#642
Granted. You swell with all
Granted. You swell with all the fluid you retain until you explode like an overfilled water balloon.
I wish turtles could dance.
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 18:43
#643
Granted, but turtles became extinct, and they evolved into a creature with no legs.
I wish that I could eat inedible things.
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 18:59
#644
You eat a pencil and die of
You eat a pencil and die of lead poisoning
I wish that mine or anyone else's wishes wouldn't backfire in any way
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 19:02
#645
Granted, but some bozo wishes that the universe explodes so it explodes.
I wish that scientists discovered an animal bigger than a blue whale.
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 19:12
#646
They discovered Godzilla...
They discovered Godzilla... nuff said.
I wish I was a super saiyan.
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 21:16
#647
Granted, but it last long for only 1 second. And then you burned into ash...
I wish I can fight tortodrone
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 21:56
#648
I granted your wish, but the tortodrone was rare so you never found it. After that happened, OOO made an update removing them.
I wish that junk food was good for you.
Sun, 07/07/2013 - 04:59
#649
CHILD MURDERER!!!
Granted but now vegetables and meat are unhealthy but parents didn't realize it so they're kids all died of food poisoning
I wish there was a sequel to Spiral Knights
Sun, 07/07/2013 - 15:20
#650
OVAR LOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But when it got released so many players made a new account And servers got over loaded and all the computers exploaded
I wish my wish was a wish all wishes were to wish for
You are trapped in a hamburger factory. Since you can't eat the hamburgers you will die of hunger.
But there is plenty of water in the factory.
I wish that I could start the next page.