Spiral Knights - Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4

Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4

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Wed, 07/17/2013 - 13:59

#701

Ascratchable

New page!

Granted, but you forget how to use them

I wish I had the 700th post

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 13:58

#702

Ascratchable

Double post

*facepalm*

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 23:09

#703

Sppw

Granted.

You get the 700th spiral knights post you never made.

I wish for a transmogrifier

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 05:18

#704

Ascratchable

Granted, but It doesn't do

Granted, but It doesn't do anything because in reality it's just a box.

I wish summer would last longer.

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 06:22

#705

Sppw

Granted. But in the extra

Granted. But in the extra month of summer makes it compulsory to only eat grass like a cow because the grass gets overgrown.

I wish for a new tennis racquet/racket

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 17:29

#706

Ink-Incorporated

Your wish is granted, but I was next another genie granting someone's wish. The guy who wished from the other genie wished to be a mouse, and I misheard so I thought you said that, and I made you a mouse. You said "I wished for a tennis racket!" in a high pitched voice so I said "Oh yeah.", and you are too small to hold the tennis racket now.

I wish that someone invented syrup filled pancakes.

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 19:02

#707

Popoixd

Granted someone invented

Granted someone invented CENSERED syrup filled pancake.

I wish I had a pancake to eat.

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 19:30

#708

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Granted you are now the pancake being eaten by yourself.

I wish Popoixd had a girlfriend named Nanaqcw (Ice Climbers reference).

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 23:46

#709

Shocking-Beats

Granted but apparently you

Granted but apparently you were Nanaqcw and you got married

I wish I Had Vog cub coat and helm with 3 uvs and are all AWESOME

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 23:57

#710

Sppw

Granted, but for that wish

Granted, but for that wish you must pay a random knight who is 0-1* with everything you have. Bound stuff must be sold to vendors.
You now are only allowed to use 0* bombs only. No other weapons allowed.

I wish for a Jack-o-Lantern

Fri, 07/19/2013 - 04:27

#711

Ascratchable

Granted, but It came to life

Granted, but It came to life and ate children.

I wish I was a celebrity

Fri, 07/19/2013 - 06:57

#712

Ink-Incorporated

Your wish is granted, but you can't go to sleep because fans keep cheering outside of your mansion.

I wish that I was the little piggy that stayed home.

Fri, 07/19/2013 - 09:38

#713

Ascratchable

Granted, but he was eaten by

Granted, but he was eaten by the big bad wolf.

I wish I had a time machine.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 06:38

#714

Sppw

Granted but you break it. I

Granted but you break it.

I wish for grass.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 06:41

#715

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Granted but goo gets all over it and becomes Petey Pirahna and eats you.

I wish I had a F.L.U.D.D. to stop Petey Pirahna and his cages of doom.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 13:16

#716

Not-Argljing

what did I miss?

granted, but he drinks the water and becomes even bigger and eats you

I wish Petey Pirahna would explode

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 15:50

#717

Skielark

Pety explodes, but he spores

Pety explodes, but he spores that mind control people come out of his carcass and soon the entire population of beings is corrupted.

I wish for a friendly snarbolax pup.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 16:27

#718

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Granted but it got radiated and made a clone of itself and both of them got rabies. They eat you.

I wish I had a throwing chair to throw at Pipipipipi.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 17:52

#719

Pipipipipi

granted, but I dodge and

granted, but I dodge and throw it back

I wish I had a banana peel

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:41

#720

Doom-Xx

Granted, but you dropped it

Granted, but you dropped it and you slipped

I wish my principal fell into the toilet

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:45

#721

Pipipipipi

granted, but the toliet eats

granted, but the toliet eats you

I wish the toliet will blow up

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:46

#722

Doom-Xx

Granted, but I am unharmed I

Granted, but I am unharmed

I wish I had a $20 steam gift card

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:49

#723

Pipipipipi

granted, you accidently spend

granted, you accidently spend it on hubert the teddy bear winter games (even though it isn't steam)

I wish I knew why Doom didn't corrupt my wish

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:50

#724

Doom-Xx

Granted, but I erased ur

Granted, but I erased ur memory after I told you

I wish all noobs were banned

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:53

#725

Pipipipipi

granted, SK never gets

granted, SK never gets anouther player and OOO gos broke

I wish OOO wasn't broke

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:54

#726

Ink-Incorporated

Your wish is granted, but the wish granter read "broke" in another context so they still had no money.

I wish that I could fast for a year.

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 03:20

#727

Iamnoone

Granted. During the year you

Granted. During the year you fast, salts, sugars and fats were banned from processed foods. McDonald's became a salad bar. Pizza Hut is the King of Carrots. The candy store is Broccoli World. Dunkin Donuts still exists but the donuts are baked, made from bran and unsweetened. They kind of resemble rice cakes now.

I wish OOO was rich.

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 09:12

#728

Pipipipipi

granted, they spend it all on

granted, they spend it all on horrible updates that no one likes

I wish the next horrible update was out

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 13:00

#729

Doom-Xx

Granted, they make it so you

Granted, they make it so you can't earn crowns an u are stuck as how you are

I wish OOO would listen to us

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 13:40

#730

Pipipipipi

granted, but they go deaf

granted, but they go deaf before you talk to them

I wish OOO won't make a bad update

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 16:22

#731

Popoixd

Ganted,they make a very bad

Ganted,they make a very bad update.

I wish OOO would make a bad update.

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 16:23

#732

Pipipipipi

granted, they don't I wish

granted, they don't

I wish this made more sense

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 17:28

#733

Doom-Xx

Granted, but you lost ur

Granted, but you lost ur mind

I wish USA nuked North Korea

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 18:56

#734

Pipipipipi

granted, but they accidently

granted, but they accidently nuked south korea instead

I wish for something

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 18:57

#735

Doom-Xx

Granted, you get an underwear

Granted, you get an underwear mutant

I wish I had a ton of working steam gift cards ($20+)

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 18:58

#736

Pipipipipi

granted, but you accidently

granted, but you accidently break them all

I wish we both had working giftcards

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 18:59

#737

Ink-Incorporated

Your wish is granted, but you had to say a pledge about how thankful you are for them. It was long, and a thief stole them while you were saying it.

I wish that I could be the falafel ninja.

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 19:00

#738

Doom-Xx

Granted, but they have codes

Granted, but they have codes that are 9001 letters long. In Arabic.

I wish OOO gave everyone 30k CE 4 free

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 19:17

#739

Ink-Incorporated

Your wish is granted, but Three Rings put a hypnotizing trinket along with the crystal energy, and it made everyone forget about Spiral Knights for thirty days so the mail was deleted at that time.

I wish that I could read my baby brother's mind.

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 08:53

#740

Ascratchable

Granted, but he can read your

Granted, but he can read your mind as well and he knows all of your secrets.

I wish gods would see me as a god to them and worshiped me.

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 13:54

#741

Not-Argljing

granted, but then I betray my

granted, but then I betray my worship to you and throw you in a volcano

I wish I had post 741

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 15:48

#742

Ascratchable

Granted, but that happens to

Granted, but that happens to be your unlucky number so you will die in one year

I wish I was playing pacman

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 16:31

#743

Xcar

granted, but your play time was only for five seconds

i wish that i could experience what being food is like

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 16:40

#744

Ascratchable

Granted, It's terrible I wish

Granted, It's terrible

I wish I knew how to make big letters like thowardz

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 19:42

#745

Doom-Xx

Granted, but you got amnesia

Granted, but you got amnesia after

I wish these words were small and normal-fonted.

Tue, 07/23/2013 - 06:05

#746

Ascratchable

Granted, but your wish no

Granted, but your wish no longer made sense.

I wish I had a new working, fast, cheap, computer that didn't break or get stolen and I didn't die or catch any diseases or break any bones or get grounded or go on a vacation or have my house destroyed or suddenly hate computers or computers suddenly become illegal.

Tue, 07/23/2013 - 07:48

#747

Doom-Xx

Granted, but only for -4

Granted, but only for -4 seconds causing a paradox killing you

I wish People knew how to korrupt wishes better

Wed, 07/24/2013 - 14:13

#748

Iamnoone

Granted, the time you read a

Granted, the time you read a corrupted wish, you pee yourself laughing.

I wish i could make of video Of Doom peeing himself to post on youtube.

Wed, 07/24/2013 - 14:23

#749

Ascratchable

Granted, but it was removed

Granted, but it was removed for inappropriate content

I wish I was a human

Wed, 07/24/2013 - 19:48

#750

Popoixd

Granted you die cause you are 31278132724874239032 year old.

I wish to had ice cream.

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Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4