Granted, but Gritlle kills you instead.
I wish something appears and forgive Shotjeer's horrible sins.
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 07:18
#452
Granted, but Gritlle kills
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 07:37
#453
Granted
I appear and forgive my sins. Then I kill you
I wish Fleet would stop messing around with Unstable
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 07:45
#454
Granted, now I'll mess around
Granted, now I'll mess around with you.
I wish someone gives me a 2 CE.
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 07:53
#455
Sure
They also give you a karate chop in the neck
I wish I was living in a bigger house, not in an apartment.
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 08:04
#456
Granted, now you live in an
Granted, now you live in an haunted mansion.
I wish a paladin smites shotjeer
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 09:15
#457
Granted
It misses, the sword bounces baack right into your face
BTW I love haunted mansions
I wish Fleet was living in a shack
Sat, 03/02/2013 - 09:23
#458
Granted, I hate you.
I wish
Granted, I hate you.
I wish someone quickly kills Shotjeer.
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 16:54
#459
Ant-loaf
Granted. You do, but then you're arrested and given a life-sentence in prison.
I wish I had a bonsai tree(or whatever they're called)!
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 15:29
#460
Do you mean bonsai?
You plant it too close to your house, and one day it randomly catches on fire with your house.
I wish that Vanaduke would nom Fleet
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 16:08
#461
Granted but he regurgitates
Granted but he regurgitates him on you.
I wish it was 12 pm tomorrow so I could have done what I need to do in the morning and just be thinking about the fun I'll be having for the rest of the day.
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 17:02
#462
@Shotjeer - Yep....corrected myself there.
Granted, but it turns out to be.... not fun?
I wish I wasn't so bored right now....and tired.
Sun, 03/03/2013 - 18:22
#463
Granted, you drink an energy
Granted, you drink an energy drink then get super busy doing projects for the next 48 hours unable to sleep.
I wish I got paid commission on the amount of money I count at work. :P
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 01:01
#464
Granted, but we wiped your butt instead.
I wish I didn't accidentaly trolls Bopp.
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 13:43
#465
Granted
Bopp accidently trolls you
I wish the heavy's Huo Long Heater would be my weapon in this game.
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:58
#466
Granted, but it has the same stats as proto sword.
I wish SK becomes P2W.
Tue, 03/05/2013 - 17:05
#467
Granted but the game instantly destroys RotMG
I wish that I knew why Fleet is obsessed with RotMg
Tue, 03/05/2013 - 19:31
#468
Ant-loaf
Granted. But the implications of that answer send you into cardiac arrest. The doctor's were unsuccessful...
I wish Fleet gave Shotjeer the kiss of life.
Tue, 03/05/2013 - 19:40
#469
Granted
I become super powerful and destroy the world, while poor little Fleet is dead.
I wish that Fleet would stop spamming the forums
Tue, 03/05/2013 - 20:23
#470
You also spam the forums, so you get kicked to death.
I wish I never grow up.
Wed, 03/06/2013 - 05:14
#471
Granted but your parents do
Granted but your parents do and eventually you starve to death because there is no one around to feed you.
I wish peas were full of pee.
Wed, 03/06/2013 - 05:46
#472
Granted, now they piss on
Granted, now they piss on you.
I wish OOO unban Jim-Dale.
Wed, 03/06/2013 - 16:00
#473
Granted but you have to fill
Granted but you have to fill his spot.
I wish we finally invaded OOO office.
Wed, 03/06/2013 - 16:53
#474
Granted
you get mugged later
I wish I knew why a bike is a bike.
Wed, 03/06/2013 - 17:45
#475
Mojo-beef
Granted. But its really a bike.
I wish I had a Black Rose set.
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 04:28
#476
Granted but it was a size too
Granted but it was a size too small and you couldn't wear it.
I wish I had a talking dog.
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 04:42
#477
Granted, the talking dog
Granted, the talking dog always talks like an idiot.
I wish I blow up Doctorwahwee's house with Doctorspacebar and Jim-Dale.
P.S I just found Jim-Dale, the most interesting knight of all time.
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 05:27
#478
The papaya grants your wish :P
Granted, but you accidentally blow up yourself in the process :P
I wish snipes could fly
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 05:29
#479
The papaya grants your wish :P
Granted, but you accidentally blow up yourself in the process :P
I wish snipes could fly
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:23
#480
Mojo-beef
They do? Granted?
I wish Papaya's wish made sense.
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 19:23
#481
double post papaya :p
Sure. The wings can rip your face into shreds.
I wish knight could fly WITHOUT ANY FLAWS WHATSOEVER
Fri, 03/08/2013 - 01:05
#482
Granted, but they suck at
Granted, but they suck at everything else.
I wish all noob knights change their class into paladin.
Fri, 03/08/2013 - 03:22
#483
Granted, then they all do
Granted, then they all do runs with you.
I wish I had hoover shoes.
Fri, 03/08/2013 - 11:53
#484
Granted...
You have shoes that are the size of Hoover Dam. If you take a single step, your feet will break off.
I wish to learn C++.
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:25
#485
Granted you just learned how
Granted you just learned how to make C++ rated boxes.
I wish we could keep tigers as house pets.
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:30
#486
granted
you get destroyed by yours
I wish we had pet noones
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:31
#487
Mojo-beef
Granted. Your house is in a nature reserve, and you're arrested for trespassing(?).
I wish we could keep house pets as tigers.
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:33
#488
@Shotjeer
Oopsie poopsie! The next person can answer both of ours then! =O
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:35
#489
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I wis we had pet papayas
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Tue, 03/12/2013 - 04:50
#490
The papayas bullies you.
I wish Valve's CEO kicks Yauj to death for trying to make Valve bankrupt by suggesting to buying a Zelda ripoff.
Tue, 03/12/2013 - 19:07
#491
lol I broke my keyboard. Got a new one
They do, and kick everyone else to death
I wish I was invincible to everything
Tue, 03/12/2013 - 19:21
#492
Mojo-beef
Granted. Zach Galifianakis gives you the gift of invincibility. But, "With great power, comes great responsibility!", so Obama gives you the job of solving the economy.
I wish I had a longboard.
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 01:47
#493
Granted but when you take it
Granted but when you take it to the beach and unzip the board bag to ride it, you find me permanently attacked to it. :P
I wish people could hear ants scream just before they stepped on them.
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 02:41
#494
Your wish was granted but
Your wish was granted but then ants flooded the suggestion thread to make their size bigger, and now they're huge monsters.
I wish OOO loved bombers and gunners.
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:37
#495
@Iam - Lol you know I was talking about the kind with wheels?
Granted. The Skolver clones rebel, resulting in a civil war not unlike the one Sodaaddict described in his prophetic vision.
I wish Soda got a belated reward for writing that. ^
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 13:12
#496
He gets it, but he drops the
He gets it, but he drops the heavy reward and it knocks you on the head
I wish for a living penguin.
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 15:59
#497
Granted
the living penguin poops on your pillow
I wish for a pet jaguar that will never ever EVER kill me.
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:16
#498
Granted he kills everyone
Granted he kills everyone around you and blames you for the deaths.
I wish I had a pony.
Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:37
#499
(Whoops, I realized my link to Soda's post failed. Go look now!)
Granted. Your obsession with horses and rainbows strengthens, and you become a brony.....
I wish Iam took his wish back.
Thu, 03/14/2013 - 19:18
#500
I wish I wish he took back
I wish I wish he took back his wish.
I wish I understood that.
but the admins immediatly change your name back to Fleet-Miss-Gun
I wish that Grittle would stop hating me...