I wish I didn't need to type my wishes
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
Sun, 07/07/2013 - 17:19
#652
I wish I didn't need to type
Sun, 07/07/2013 - 17:26
#653
Granted, but since your wish wasn't typed, no one knew what to grant you.
I wish I was stronger than Chuck Norris.
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 02:07
#654
Granted, But you have to be the ugliest guy...
I wish I can turn my house upside down...
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 03:37
#655
Granted but the government in
Granted but the government in your area is house-racist so it was condemned for being different.
I wish my internet wouldn't go down every now and then
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 16:19
#656
Granted, now it is always
Granted, now it is always down
I wish I could uncorrupt my wishes
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 16:33
#657
Granted but u lost 50k to buy
Granted but u lost 50k to buy the eyes
I wish all the humans in the world knew everything so we didn't have to learn in school
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 17:41
#658
granted but if humans knew
granted but if humans knew everything, they would know th exact location of every atom in the universe which is too much for any mortal being to handle causing everyone's brain to explode.
I wish I was not an alien.
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 18:55
#659
Granted, but since you were an alien that didn't rely on breathing before your wish got granted, you had to breathe after your wish to not be an alien so you ran out of oxygen on your planet.
I wish that I could do math homework in pen without getting in trouble or getting bad grades
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 18:58
#660
Granted, but ur pen has acid
Granted, but ur pen has acid ink
I wish Chuck Norris is my loyal minion
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 19:05
#661
Granted, but he said "Why am I your minion!?". "I'm stronger than you!" then he injures you.
I wish I that my pants had a portable built-in toilet.
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 06:02
#662
Granted. Now you wear a
Granted. Now you wear a diaper.
I wish the world had no flaws
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 06:55
#663
Granted, There will be no more flaws which make school closed for anyday...
I wish I Can't Fly...
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 08:52
#664
granted but you get
granted but you get teleported 5,000 km in the air.
I wish Darth Vader was my father.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:10
#665
Granted, but he put you up for adoption.
I wish that my parrot would stop cussing at me.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:12
#666
Granted, now he ate you
I
Granted, now he ate you
I wish that all wishes were wished
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:22
#667
Granted, but sadly due to a lucky coincidence, a guy got his wish by saying it in his head.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of creamy chicken flavored ramen.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:23
#668
Granted, it's alive and owns
Granted, it's alive and owns u
I wish the next poster will corrupt this wish
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:25
#669
Granted, but you made this wish on opposite day.
I wish that I can drive coconuts.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:29
#670
Granted, but they splat when
Granted, but they splat when u do
I wish disease didn't exist, all wildlife tolerated changes in environment, and North Korea Stopped making nukes, and poverty was eliminated. (All world problems gone)
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:37
#671
Granted, but you didn't list world hunger so not all world problems would be gone.
I wish that I saw a giant creature in space.
Thu, 07/11/2013 - 19:40
#672
Granted. It became you're
Granted. It became you're best friend and you all lived happily ever after... until it's mom killed you for kidnapping it.
Fri, 07/12/2013 - 19:21
#673
YOU DIDN'T MAKE A WISH !!!!!
Sat, 07/13/2013 - 04:14
#674
LET ME MAKE A WISH!!!
I wish I can stop bullying...
Sat, 07/13/2013 - 05:51
#675
Granted,now you can't stop
Granted,now you can't stop killing.
I wishe that i would be able to make uncoruptible wishe that would make coruptible wish wich would be in réallyty uncorruptible wish.
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 05:04
#676
Granted, we were able to
Granted, we were able to understand your wish and you didn't get it.
I wish people didn't need to be butt heads and feel the need to go to forum games and post with the intent to ruin the games for everyone else.
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 05:10
#677
Granted, the internet is
Granted, the internet is fixed and the universe is unbalanced so the planet explodes.
I wish I wasn't the only one who understands the universe.
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 06:24
#678
Granted, a germ now
Granted, a germ now understands the universe
I wish I can make toilets levitate
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 07:30
#679
Granted, but you missed every time you went to the bathroom.
I wish that I had x-ray vision.
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:04
#680
Granted, but you can't turn
Granted, but you can't turn it off and everybody knows you have it so every time you look at a women you get slapped in the face.
I wish I had a glass of fresh lemonade.
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:09
#681
Granted, but your dog peed in it after the wish got granted.
I wanna be a pie!
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:39
#682
Double Post
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:38
#683
Triple Post
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:37
#684
Quadra Post
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:36
#685
Penta Post
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:39
#686
Hexa Post
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 11:30
#687
Granted, you were eaten by my
Granted, you were eaten by my pet Snarbolax.
I wish that I was King of Cradle.
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 18:21
#688
Granted but P2P elitests come every hour to shiver-blitz you for loot.
I wish that Mercurial Helm and Mail wasn't called Volcanic style (check the wiki).
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 18:31
#689
Granted, Now it's called
Granted, Now it's called "Volcano" style.
I wish you were made of weak material like paper mache... or Raditz.
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 18:36
#690
Granted. Now I am Paper Mario and I am released in SSB4 and will kill you like that villager did.
I wish that FSC would have lava.
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 01:45
#691
Granted, but you stepped into
Granted, but you stepped into the lava and now hate FSC
I wish had a Mewkat (Mew)
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 02:07
#692
Granted.
Your mewkat arrives with his friends to show off (They are:Every type of Kat available, + grimalkins that can survive in light.) they recognise you to be a knight and kill you. You try to return to haven but the button malfunctions and transports you into a candlestick keep with no fire orbs. It is unleavable.
I wish that Vanaduke dies and everyone can only do tier 3 missions and no arcade for money
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 04:40
#693
Granted, now everyone hates
Granted, now everyone hates you for making that wish and your account was deleted by OOO
I wish Pacman was in ssb4
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 06:08
#694
Granted
But pacman is only found in the title screen to choose options. He is unplayable as.
I wish for more oxygen to breath than whoever grants my wish.
@Ascratchable /laugh I don't have an account but this forum account anymore. And OOO would have to ban me from the forums, not the game and I wouldn't miss out.
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 09:14
#695
Granted, but you don't have
Granted, but you don't have lungs anymore
I wish I could die for a short amount of time and then be ressurected just to see what It's like but if it's better than living I can stay dead.
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 21:53
#696
Granted
Life is better than death you muse. So you are resurrected. You realise the after resurrection you are now 111 years old and you will die in one day.
I wish for a better looking body.
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 22:00
#697
Your wish is granted, but you became a muscular freak so big that it looked like you had one hundred arms.
I wish that I was on a planet made of meat with an oxygen atmosphere that had pools made of gravy, grass made of fur, and trees made of beef sticks and beef jerky.
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 22:03
#698
Granted.
But you have no mouth.
I wish to torture someone.
Tue, 07/16/2013 - 22:09
#699
Your wish is granted, but you torture some nutjob who thought you were playing a game with him.
I wish that I could speak cow language.
Wed, 07/17/2013 - 00:21
#700
Granted
You now speak cow language but you have 14923578267575816951095771359151 more speeches to tell your government.
I wish that I could have the DVS and Acheron and Leviathan Blade
granted but the magical wish granter got confused and lost the power fly and killed you for revenge.
I wish I didn't need to type my wishes